{"id":10748,"date":"2010-09-09T17:30:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-09T16:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=10722"},"modified":"2010-09-09T17:30:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-09T16:30:00","slug":"prekvapeni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2010\/09\/09\/prekvapeni\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u0159ekvapen\u00ed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>No&#8230; tak tohle je malinko zapeklit\u00e1 situace, kterou si na n\u00e1s p\u0159ipravila Majka&#8230; jak jist\u011b vid\u00edte, je to jako sc\u00e9na z japonsk\u00fdho hororu, tak\u017ee nejd\u0159\u00edv osoby a obsazen\u00ed:<\/div>\n<div>vlevo Bill Kaulitz (21) &#8211; n\u011bmeck\u00fd zp\u011bv\u00e1k<\/div>\n<div>uprost\u0159ed Miro \u0160majda (21) &#8211; slovensk\u00fd zp\u011bv\u00e1k<\/div>\n<div>vpravo Tom Kaulitz (21) &#8211; n\u011bmeck\u00fd kytarista<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>D\u00e1l u\u017e to vezmeme v p\u0159\u00edm\u00e9m p\u0159enosu:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Milenci v posteli si p\u0159ip\u00edjej\u00ed Sak\u00e9 (\u010d\u00edm taky jin\u00fdm v Japonsku, \u017ee jo). Nen\u00ed jasn\u00e9, jestli po zda\u0159il\u00e9m sexu nebo p\u0159ed n\u00edm, ale vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee postel nevypad\u00e1 moc pou\u017eit\u011b, tak\u017ee sp\u00ed\u0161 p\u0159ed akc\u00ed&#8230; Jsou tak zabran\u00ed do sv\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edpitku, \u017ee \u00fapln\u011b zapomn\u011bli, \u017ee Tom m\u00e1 kl\u00ed\u010de od jejich hn\u00edzde\u010dka l\u00e1sky. M\u011bl b\u00fdt na cest\u011b do firmy Reebok, kter\u00fd d\u011bl\u00e1 reklamu, ale cestou tam mu prdla guma na Audi R8, tak\u017ee se vrac\u00ed d\u0159\u00edv, zapomn\u011bl si toti\u017e doma hever. ;-D<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Cink!&#8220; ozve se pokojem zvuk p\u0159\u00edpitku, ve kter\u00e9m se \u00fapln\u011b ztr\u00e1c\u00ed zvuk cvaknut\u00ed kl\u00ed\u010de v z\u00e1mku, tak\u017ee si milenci v\u016fbec nev\u0161imnou, \u017ee jsou vyru\u0161eni nezvan\u00fdm hostem.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Tom vch\u00e1z\u00ed do dve\u0159\u00ed, podle zvuk\u016f pozn\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee jeho milovan\u00fd Bill nen\u00ed v posteli za parav\u00e1nem s\u00e1m, v\u0161imne si i vyrovnan\u00fdch vietnamek v po\u010dtu dvou&#8230; <em>Sakra, p\u016fj\u010duje moje vitenamky sv\u00fdmu milenci, za to zaplat\u00ed!<\/em> pomysl\u00ed si na\u0161tvan\u011b. \u017d\u00e1rl\u00ed! Bo\u017ee, jak stra\u0161n\u011b \u017e\u00e1rl\u00ed! V\u0161imn\u011bte si naprosto \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9ho \u00fasm\u011bvu na Tomov\u011b tv\u00e1\u0159i, s jak\u00fdm si vyb\u00edr\u00e1 nejvhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ma\u010detu&#8230; nebo jak se t\u011bm verk\u016fm na st\u011bn\u011b nad\u00e1v\u00e1, vrh\u00e1 se po prvn\u00ed, kter\u00e1 mu padne do ruky, vyk\u0159ikne: &#8222;P\u0159ekvapen\u00ed!&#8220;, vzteky rozsek\u00e1 pap\u00edrov\u00fd parav\u00e1n, aby se k t\u011bm dv\u011bma co nejd\u0159\u00edv dostal, vrhne se po blon\u010f\u00e1kovi,&nbsp; kter\u00fd je prvn\u00ed na r\u00e1n\u011b, a jedn\u00edm seknut\u00edm mu ufikne co? No? Co? Co mu ufikne? No co byste asi tak \u0159ekli? \ud83d\ude00 No hlavinku, zajist\u00e9&#8230; a ta se kut\u00e1l\u00ed, dokud nenaraz\u00ed o ty vietnamky, co si ti dva tak hezky srovnali, ne\u017e na to vl\u00edtli. \ud83d\ude00 Bill ud\u011bl\u00e1 na Toma ty svoje \u0161t\u011bn\u011b\u010d\u00ed o\u010di a hlavinka mu na krku samoz\u0159ejm\u011b z\u016fstane.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Pak u\u017e jen zb\u00fdvaj takov\u00fd prkotiny jako odklidit t\u011blo, vyt\u0159\u00edt podlahu, vym\u011bnit krvav\u00fd povle\u010den\u00ed, a dop\u00edt to Sak\u00e9 po \u0160majdovi, je tam je\u0161t\u011b cel\u00e1 fla\u0161ka&#8230; Audi s gumou po\u010dk\u00e1, Bill prost\u011b te\u010f nutn\u011b pot\u0159ebuje sex&#8230; \ud83d\ude00 J. :o)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>by Majka<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"p\u0159ekvapen&iacute;\" class=\"center\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/fc009efef5_69094462_o2.jpg\" alt=\"p\u0159ekvapen&iacute;\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No&#8230; tak tohle je malinko zapeklit\u00e1 situace, kterou si na n\u00e1s p\u0159ipravila Majka&#8230; jak jist\u011b vid\u00edte, je to jako sc\u00e9na z japonsk\u00fdho hororu, tak\u017ee nejd\u0159\u00edv osoby a obsazen\u00ed: vlevo Bill Kaulitz (21) &#8211; n\u011bmeck\u00fd zp\u011bv\u00e1k uprost\u0159ed Miro \u0160majda (21) &#8211; slovensk\u00fd zp\u011bv\u00e1k<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2010\/09\/09\/prekvapeni\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-manips"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}