{"id":10981,"date":"2010-08-13T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=10954"},"modified":"2010-08-13T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-13T15:00:00","slug":"svatba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2010\/08\/13\/svatba\/","title":{"rendered":"Svatba"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Lussynka<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Tohle m\u011b&nbsp; napadlo v jedn\u00e9&nbsp;m\u00fdch st\u00e1le \u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00edch depres\u00ed&nbsp;\ud83d\ude42 Douf\u00e1m&nbsp; \u017ee si to aspo\u0148&nbsp;n\u011bkdo p\u0159e\u010dte, a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee aspo\u0148 n\u011bkdo ne\u0159ekne, \u017ee je to blbost, i kdy\u017e si osobn\u011b mysl\u00edm, \u017ee je, to j\u00e1 si ale mysl\u00edm o ka\u017ed\u00e9 sv\u00e9 pov\u00eddce, tak\u017ee ohodno\u0165te a u\u017eijte si m\u016fj nov\u00fd n\u00e1pad \ud83d\ude42 Hezk\u00e9 po\u010dten\u00ed\u010dko p\u0159eje Lussynka \ud83d\ude42<\/em> &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jednoho letn\u00edho ve\u010dera, kdy\u017e v\u011bt\u0159\u00edk jen tak pofukoval po ztemn\u011bl\u00fdch uli\u010dk\u00e1ch, \u0161ustil pap\u00edrky, co tady za hork\u00e9ho dne nezbedn\u00e9 d\u011bti odhodily, pohupoval houpa\u010dkou, kter\u00e1 vyd\u00e1vala hr\u016fzostra\u0161n\u00e9 zvuky. Tak v ten sam\u00fd ve\u010der byla u Kaulitz\u016f velk\u00e1 sl\u00e1va. Pan\u00ed Kaulitzov\u00e1 byla nad\u0161en\u00e1, \u017ee se jej\u00ed potomci svazuj\u00ed poutem se sv\u00fdmi nejmilovan\u011bj\u0161\u00edmi! Ano!&nbsp;Dnes ve\u010der byla u Kaulitzu velice utajovan\u00e1 svatba, v\u011bd\u011bli o n\u00ed jen ti bl\u00edzc\u00ed p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00ed a \u010dlenov\u00e9 kapely. Na soukrom\u00e9m mejdanu \u00fa\u010dinkovali pouze rodi\u010de dvoj\u010dat, jejich spolupracovn\u00edci v bandu a samoz\u0159ejm\u011b jejich nejlep\u0161\u00ed kamar\u00e1d. &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Bylo to dne 21. srpna 2011, kdy se rozhodli oba synkov\u00e9 z Kaulitz familie do toho pra\u0161tit, no ono by bylo naprosto norm\u00e1ln\u00ed, kdyby se rozhodli do toho pra\u0161tit s n\u011bjakou svou dlouhodobou p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u00ed, jenom\u017ee oni \u017e\u00e1dnou nem\u011bli. \u017d\u00e1dnou nepot\u0159ebovali. Tohle celkov\u011b nebyla typick\u00e1 svatba. Nepoznali byste to od oby\u010dejn\u00e9 party, kdybyste to vid\u011bli zd\u00e1lky. Chyb\u011bl tu kdokoli v dlouh\u00fdch b\u00edl\u00fdch \u0161atech, nebyl tu kn\u011bz ani jin\u00fd odd\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed, hostina byla vyrobena z&nbsp;chips\u016f, coly a tvrd\u00e9ho alkoholu, ale \u010deho byste si stoprocentn\u011b v\u0161imli, by byli nezvykle se chovaj\u00edc\u00ed sourozenci.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>Ano! P\u0159ed t\u00edmto kruhem lid\u00ed se opravdu nem\u011bli za co styd\u011bt. Mohli b\u00fdt kone\u010dn\u011b sami sebou. Dnes nemuseli nic p\u0159edst\u00edrat, nemuseli se na sebe jen smutn\u011b usm\u00edvat p\u0159es st\u016fl v&nbsp;restauraci, jako to bylo v\u017edy, kdy\u017e \u0161li n\u011bkam ven. Tady, na velk\u00e9 zahrad\u011b obehnan\u00e9 dvoumetrov\u00fd plotem, je nemohl nikdo vid\u011bt, nikdo nemohl vid\u011bt, jak sed\u011bli ruku v ruce na b\u00edle nat\u0159en\u00e9 lavi\u010dce, schoulen\u00ed bl\u00edzko u sebe, a pozorovali fam\u00f3zn\u00ed z\u00e1pad slunce. Tady to nikomu nep\u0159i\u0161lo divn\u00e9, ba ani to, kdy\u017e rasta chlapec sem tam l\u00edbnul svou &#8222;nev\u011bstu&#8220; do vlas\u016f\u2026 ano, te\u010f jsem to prozradila, dnes si tady bral Kaulitz Kaulitze, \u017eenilo se dvoj\u010de s&nbsp;dvoj\u010detem, ta velk\u00e1 svatba pat\u0159ila Billovi s Tomem! &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Proto nebylo nikomu nic divn\u00e9, ono to v t\u00e9hle rodince bylo naprosto norm\u00e1ln\u00ed. Simone sice chv\u00edli trvalo, ne\u017e si zvykla, \u017ee nebude m\u00edt nikdy vnou\u010data, ale tak n\u011bjak po \u010dase pochopila, \u017ee to mezi jej\u00edmi synky nebude jen takov\u00e9 poblouzn\u011bn\u00ed, poznala, \u017ee je to l\u00e1ska. Proto uznala fakt, \u017ee m\u00e1 neplodnou &#8222;dceru&#8220;&#8230; a kapku p\u0159iteplen\u00e9ho &#8222;svalnat\u00e9ho&#8220; syna. Sama dokonce navrhla, vymyslela a zorganizovala celou tuhle slavnost. Jej\u00ed ratolesti j\u00ed byli samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nesm\u00edrn\u011b vd\u011b\u010dn\u00e9, Bill stejn\u011b st\u00e1le k\u0148oural, \u017ee chce b\u00fdt s Tomem &#8222;forever&#8220; a nutn\u011b na to pot\u0159eboval m\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00fd pap\u00edr, tak se Simone rozhodla. Vytiskla si ve\u0161ker\u00e9 smlouvy a pap\u00edry, kter\u00e9 se podepisuj\u00ed p\u0159i prav\u00e9m man\u017eelstv\u00ed, a ud\u011blala jim takovou malou\/vekou fale\u0161nou svatbu. Kdy\u017e tady te\u010f dvoj\u010data sed\u011bla zhruba dv\u011b hodiny po tom, co si \u0159ekla svoje sladk\u00e9 &#8222;ano&#8220;, byla \u0161\u0165astn\u00e1, ano, doopravdy \u0161\u0165astna! &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>XxX.flasback.XxX<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nee, mam\u00ed, j\u00e1 tam nejdu, bo\u017ee, j\u00e1 se boj\u00edm, v\u017edy\u0165 se mu nebudu l\u00edbit,&#8220; hyster\u010dil Bill p\u0159ed zrcadlem, perfektn\u011b oble\u010den do obleku z b\u00edl\u00e9 k\u016f\u017ee, kter\u00fd perfektn\u011b kontrastoval s \u010dernou ko\u0161il\u00ed. Vlasy m\u011bl jen lehce natu\u017een\u00e9 a make-up byl perfektn\u00ed, jako obvykle, kv\u016fli dne\u0161n\u00edmu dni si dokonce vyndal sv\u016fj septum piercing, proto\u017ee Tom z n\u011bj nebyl nad\u0161en\u00fd, u\u017e kdy\u017e si ho nech\u00e1val d\u011blat. Tak mu cht\u011bl ud\u011blat radost. &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ale zlat\u00ed\u010dko, nebl\u00e1zni, Gordon u\u017e mus\u00ed b\u00fdt jako na dr\u00e1tk\u00e1ch, kdy\u017e v\u00e1s bude &#8222;odd\u00e1vat&#8220;. Dnes si tu \u0159e\u010d opakoval snad milionkr\u00e1t, tak ho neznerv\u00f3z\u0148uj je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc, v\u00ed\u0161, jak\u00fd je v\u00fdbu\u0161n\u00fd. A neboj se, brou\u010d\u00ednku, vypad\u00e1\u0161 \u00fachvatn\u011b Tom z tebe padne na zadek!&#8220; konej\u0161ila svoje vystresovan\u00e9 d\u00edtko Simone. Rukou na jeho z\u00e1dech ho pomalu sm\u011brovala ke dve\u0159\u00edm na terasu, a potom hned na zahradu. M\u011bla ho v\u00e9st &#8222;k olt\u00e1\u0159i&#8220; p\u0159ece jen byl po\u0159\u00e1d mu\u017esk\u00e9ho pohlav\u00ed, a tak\u00e9 v\u011bt\u0161inou odd\u00e1vali mu\u017ei, tak si to takhle s Gordonem rozd\u011blili. P\u0159evzala iniciativu a pevn\u011b zaklesla Billovu ruku do sv\u00e9, otev\u0159ela dve\u0159e a Andreas zapnul klasick\u00e9&#8230;&#8220;tum tum tudum &#8230;&#8220; &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Do\u0161li spolu a\u017e k&nbsp;olt\u00e1\u0159i v rytmu melodie ohran\u00e9 svatebn\u00ed klasiky. Simone p\u0159edala ruku sv\u00e9ho syna sv\u00e9mu druh\u00e9mu synovi a s lesknouc\u00edma se o\u010dima si sedla na onu b\u00edle nat\u0159enou lavi\u010dku. Sledovala celou Gordonovu \u0159e\u010d, usm\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed se dvoj\u010data, uculuj\u00edc\u00ed se sv\u011bdky. A vn\u00edmala i Andrease, kter\u00fd te\u010f u\u017e st\u00e1l opod\u00e1l a v rukou sv\u00edral t\u00e1cek se dv\u011bma prst\u00fdnky. Z jak\u00e9hosi transu se probrala, a\u017e kdy\u017e Gordon pronesl tu osudnou ot\u00e1zku, kter\u00e1 m\u011bla sv\u00e1zat jej\u00ed d\u011bti. &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Berete si, Tome Kaulitzi, za man\u017eela p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9ho Billa Kaulitze? Budete ho milovat a ct\u00edt v dobr\u00e9m i ve zl\u00e9m, v bohatstv\u00ed i chudob\u011b, ve zdrav\u00ed i v nemoci? &#8220; &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Chv\u00edli nastalo ticho, potom se nak\u0159\u00e1pl\u00fdm hlasem ozval chrchlav\u00fd hlubok\u00fd hlas jednoho ze snoubenc\u016f&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ano, beru.&#8220; &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Gordon se chv\u00edli odml\u010del, ne\u017e pokra\u010doval. &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A vy, p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fd Bille Kaulitzi, berete si tohoto mu\u017ee Toma Kaulitze v dobr\u00e9m i ve zl\u00e9m, v bohatstv\u00ed i chudob\u011b, ve zdrav\u00ed i v nemoci.?&#8220; &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Ozvalo se n\u011bjak\u00e9 tichounk\u00e9 zak\u0148our\u00e1ni &#8222;Pros\u00edm z\u0159eteln\u011b, pane Kaulitzi,&#8220; sna\u017eil se Gordon zachovat si tv\u00e1\u0159 prav\u00e9ho \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edka. &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ano, beru.&#8220; &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>P\u00edpl nakonec i mlad\u0161\u00ed Kaulitz. &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Prohla\u0161uji v\u00e1s za mu\u017ee aaa&#8230; ehm&#8230; mu\u017ee. Vym\u011b\u0148te si prst\u00fdnky a prvn\u00ed man\u017eelsk\u00fd polibek\u2026&#8220; oddechl si Gordon. Nau\u010dit se cel\u00fd t\u0159\u00edstr\u00e1nkov\u00fd proslov p\u0159ece jen nebylo jen tak. Hned, jak to do\u0159ekl, p\u0159isp\u011bchal Andreas. Dvoj\u010data si vz\u00e1jemn\u011b navlekla prst\u00fdnky, a potom si p\u0159ed zraky v\u0161ech vym\u011bnili ten nejdel\u0161\u00ed, nejl\u00e1skypln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed polibek, co jste kdy mohli vid\u011bt.<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>XxX.konec flashbacku.XxX<\/p><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Kdy\u017e&nbsp;se kone\u010dn\u011b&nbsp; slunce p\u0159ehouplo za obzor a sv\u00edtila u\u017e&nbsp;jenom sv\u011btla na zahrad\u011b, novoman\u017eel\u00e9 st\u00e1le sed\u011bli na t\u00e9 stejn\u00e9 lavi\u010dce, sed\u011bli tam dlouho, dokonce i po dvou dal\u0161\u00edch hodin\u00e1ch tam sed\u011bli. Sed\u011bli tam, i kdy\u017e u\u017e v\u0161ichni spali. Ne, ne\u0161lo jim o svatebn\u00ed noc, jak byste si mohli myslet, jim nikdy ne\u0161lo o sex. Ano, byl p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd, to je jasn\u00e9, ale l\u00e1ska je mnohem p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed! &nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Lussynka<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Lussynka Tohle m\u011b&nbsp; napadlo v jedn\u00e9&nbsp;m\u00fdch st\u00e1le \u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00edch depres\u00ed&nbsp;\ud83d\ude42 Douf\u00e1m&nbsp; \u017ee si to aspo\u0148&nbsp;n\u011bkdo p\u0159e\u010dte, a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee aspo\u0148 n\u011bkdo ne\u0159ekne, \u017ee je to blbost, i kdy\u017e si osobn\u011b mysl\u00edm, \u017ee je, to j\u00e1 si ale mysl\u00edm o ka\u017ed\u00e9 sv\u00e9 pov\u00eddce,<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2010\/08\/13\/svatba\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ff-jednodilky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}