{"id":12243,"date":"2010-02-28T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-28T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=12214"},"modified":"2010-02-28T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-28T16:00:00","slug":"humanoid-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2010\/02\/28\/humanoid-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Humanoid 3."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: T\u00fdnka<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"381\" alt=\"\" class=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/18214aa96d_62065835_o2.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div>R\u00e1no se Tom probudil tak, jak usnul. V d\u017e\u00edn\u00e1ch a mikin\u011b. Bud\u00edk vedle jeho hlavy hl\u00e1sil aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010das a datum. N\u00e1sledn\u011b se vyhrnuly rolety na oknech a pokoj zalilo ostr\u00e9 slune\u010dn\u00ed sv\u011btlo. Chv\u00edli m\u011bl p\u0159ed o\u010dima tmu, t\u00e1pal kolem sebe, a kdy\u017e se mu obraz zase vr\u00e1til, rozhl\u00e9dl se po Billovi. Nikde nebyl. Vstal, umyl se a vyrazil do kuchyn\u011b. U\u017e zd\u00e1lky c\u00edtil v\u016fni vafl\u00ed a vesele kr\u00e1\u010del ke stolu, kde u\u017e na n\u011bj \u010dekal Bill s pln\u00fdm tal\u00ed\u0159em jeho obl\u00edben\u00e9ho j\u00eddla.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Dobr\u00e9 r\u00e1no,&#8220; pozdravil nau\u010den\u011b, a p\u0159itom se pousm\u00e1l. Tom m\u011bl od r\u00e1na dobrou n\u00e1ladu. Zapomn\u011bl na p\u0159\u00edhodu v\u010dera ve\u010der a s chut\u00ed se pustil do j\u00eddla. Bill sed\u011bl naproti n\u011bmu a ml\u010dky jej sledoval.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Hmm, moc se ti povedly,&#8220; mrkl Tom na robota a ut\u0159el si pusu od cukru. &#8222;Co budeme dneska d\u011blat? Je sobota,&#8220; pokr\u010dil rameny a napil se sv\u00e9ho kakaa.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Program \u010d\u00edslo 1: premi\u00e9ra filmu dnes v 16:00. Program \u010d\u00edslo 2: Odjezd v 11:00 na otev\u0159en\u00ed nov\u00e9ho parku um\u011ble vyp\u011bstovan\u00fdch strom\u016f na 9. ulici. Program \u010d\u00edslo 3: zvolte pros\u00edm p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00e9 povely.&#8220; Tom se zamra\u010dil.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Sakra, p\u0159esta\u0148 na m\u011b mluvit jak na ze\u010f! P\u016fjdeme se Scottym ven, pak se m\u016f\u017eeme pod\u00edvat po obchodech, a nakonec si pust\u00edme n\u011bjak\u00fd film.&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Bill p\u0159ik\u00fdvl, zpracoval rozkaz a \u0161el p\u0159ipravit Tomovi oble\u010den\u00ed. V\u0161ichni spole\u010dn\u011b vyrazili do nedalek\u00e9ho parku. Nikde nikdo nebyl. V sobotu byli v\u0161ichni doma a sledovali televizi. Snad jen on byl jedin\u00fd, kdo o v\u00edkendu chodil ven. M\u011bl r\u00e1d v\u016fni \u010derstv\u00e9ho vzduchu. M\u011bl r\u00e1d, kdy\u017e ho slune\u010dn\u00ed paprsky lechtaly po tv\u00e1\u0159\u00edch. Ano, paprsky\u2026 Snad jen ty z\u016fstaly opravdov\u00e9. V\u0161echno okolo bylo um\u011bl\u00e9. Um\u011bl\u00e9 stromy, jejich\u017e list\u00ed se v dob\u011b podzimu samo zlikvidovalo, aby tak u\u0161et\u0159ilo lidem pr\u00e1ci. Um\u011bl\u00e9 kv\u011btiny, kter\u00e9 a\u017e nep\u0159irozen\u011b von\u011bly. Tom je nem\u011bl r\u00e1d. Jemu sta\u010dilo, kdy\u017e ho ve tv\u00e1\u0159\u00edch h\u0159\u00e1lo opravdov\u00e9 slunce, z nebe padal opravdov\u00fd d\u00e9\u0161\u0165 a foukal opravdov\u00fd v\u00edtr. Bill sed\u011bl na lavi\u010dce a Tom pob\u00edhal se Scottym a h\u00e1zel mu po parku hra\u010dky. Pejsek vesele vrt\u011bl oc\u00e1skem a \u0161t\u011bkal.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>&#8222;Bille, poj\u010f za n\u00e1mi!&#8220; k\u0159ikl Tom, zrovna kdy\u017e se rozmachoval, \u017ee gumovou my\u0161 zahod\u00ed do t\u00e1mhletoho k\u0159ov\u00ed. Bill poslu\u0161n\u011b vstal a kr\u00e1\u010del za nimi. Tom si ale c\u00edl sv\u00e9ho hodu rozmyslel a trefil Billa schv\u00e1ln\u011b do hrudn\u00edku. Ten se zakym\u00e1cel, a zat\u00edmco se Tom sm\u00e1l a Scotty \u0161t\u011bkal, Bill za\u010dal cosi mumlat. Tom p\u0159i\u0161el k n\u011bmu bl\u00ed\u017e a poslouchal.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Harddisk nepo\u0161kozen, sou\u0159adnice v po\u0159\u00e1dku, syt\u00e9m funk\u010dn\u00ed,&#8220; breptal Bill, a p\u0159itom vypadal jako v k\u00f3matu. Tom s n\u00edm prudce zat\u0159\u00e1sl. Humanoid se probral zp\u00e1tky k \u017eivotu.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No tak! Sm\u011bj se!&#8220; zubil se na n\u011bj vesele Tom. Bill nejd\u0159\u00edv nech\u00e1pav\u011b z\u00edral, a pak se na Tom\u016fv p\u0159\u00edkaz za\u010dal sm\u00e1t taky. Nejd\u0159\u00edv v\u0161echno p\u016fsobilo tak um\u011ble\u2026 Ale po chv\u00edli se sm\u00e1li oba a ta vyum\u011blkovan\u00e1 chv\u00edle se vytratila kamsi do nezn\u00e1ma\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak co ti vybereme? Co \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u0161 na tuhle?&#8220; \u0161\u0165ouchl Tom do Billa a strkal mu pod nos \u010dernou ko\u017eenou bundi\u010dku. &#8222;Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee by ti slu\u0161ela,&#8220; mrkl na n\u011bj, p\u0159ibral ze stojanu je\u0161t\u011b d\u017e\u00edny, \u010derven\u00e9 triko, p\u00e1sek a p\u00e1r dopl\u0148k\u016f a poslal Billa do kabinky. Ten za chv\u00edli vylezl a Tom vyt\u0159e\u0161til o\u010di. Byl tak jin\u00fd. Byl jako \u017eiv\u00fd. Ta hnusn\u00e1 upnut\u00e1 kombin\u00e9za z n\u011bj d\u011blala v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho robota, ne\u017e byl. V tomhle oble\u010den\u00ed vypadal je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc jako nadpozemsky kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 bytost, ze kter\u00e9 vyza\u0159uje cosi zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edho. Cosi magick\u00e9ho a Toma to absolutn\u011b fascinovalo. Billovi ten den koupil spoustu oble\u010den\u00ed. Kdy\u017e se pak vraceli dom\u016f, proch\u00e1zeli okolo obrovsk\u00e9 budovy, odkud si Tom Billa p\u0159ivezl. A v tu chv\u00edli si vzpomn\u011bl na Billovo zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed chov\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ede\u0161l\u00fd ve\u010der. Nejd\u0159\u00edv nad t\u00edm m\u00e1vl rukou a pokra\u010doval ve sv\u00e9 cest\u011b. Ale ani po p\u00e1r metrech mu nep\u0159estaly ot\u00e1zky hlodat mysl.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Po\u010dkej tady,&#8220; nak\u00e1zal Billovi a vr\u00e1til se ke vchodu obrovsk\u00e9 budovy. Otev\u0159el sklen\u011bn\u00e9 dve\u0159e a ve\u0161el dovnit\u0159. I p\u0159esto, \u017ee byla sobota, se tu hem\u017eilo nep\u0159\u00ed\u010detn\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed lid\u00ed. V\u0161ichni k\u0159i\u010deli, \u0161t\u011bbetali, b\u011bhali a m\u00e1vali rukama. Tom do\u0161el a\u017e k pultu u recepce a nechal si zavolat p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00e9ho prodava\u010de.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;\u00c1\u00e1\u00e1, pan Kaulitz! R\u00e1d v\u00e1s vid\u00edm!&#8220; j\u00e1sal prodava\u010d, doufaje, \u017ee Toma nal\u00e1k\u00e1 na dal\u0161\u00ed zbo\u017e\u00ed. &#8222;Jak v\u00e1m slou\u017e\u00ed n\u00e1\u0161 Humanoid? Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee jste spokojen,&#8220; usm\u00edval se st\u00e1le jak m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dek na hnoji a Tom si jej znechucen\u011b prohl\u00e9dl. Jak odporn\u011b jsou lid\u00e9 vlezl\u00ed a fale\u0161n\u00ed jen kv\u016fli vidin\u011b pen\u011bz\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jsem tu pr\u00e1v\u011b kv\u016fli n\u011bmu,&#8220; odka\u0161lal si a pokra\u010doval. &#8222;Zaregistroval jsem u n\u011bj zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed chov\u00e1n\u00ed, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee by se takhle chovat nem\u011bl.&#8220; Prodava\u010d prot\u00e1hl obo\u010d\u00ed a pob\u00edzel Toma, aby mluvil d\u00e1l. &#8222;No, nejd\u0159\u00edv jsem ho vid\u011bl, jak si zp\u00edv\u00e1, nikdy jsem tu p\u00edsni\u010dku nesly\u0161el, potom plakal, a nakonec\u2026 usnul. Ale r\u00e1no se zase probudil!&#8220; dodal rychle.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Pros\u00edm? Ale to je zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed. To je opravdu velmi zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed. Pokud si dob\u0159e pamatuji, tento Humanoid byl zbrusu nov\u00fd s \u010dist\u00fdm harddiskem, tud\u00ed\u017e zp\u00edvat by nem\u011bl, nic takov\u00e9ho nem\u011bl naprogramovan\u00e9, ale to by nebyl a\u017e takov\u00fd o\u0159\u00ed\u0161ek, to se m\u016f\u017ee st\u00e1t, ano.&#8220; Podrbal se p\u0159itom nech\u00e1pav\u011b na hlav\u011b. &#8222;Ale co je mi z\u00e1hadou&#8230; Vy jste ho snad p\u0159enastavil na re\u017eim sp\u00e1nku? Na\u0161i Humanoidi nesp\u00ed. Jen kdy\u017e je p\u0159einstalujete na \u00fasporn\u00fd re\u017eim v ur\u010dit\u00fd \u010das a ten pak opakuj\u00ed pravideln\u011b podle pokyn\u016f. To, \u017ee plakal, je norm\u00e1ln\u00ed, tyto modely mohou napodobovat lidsk\u00e9 chov\u00e1n\u00ed. Ale to s t\u00edm sp\u00e1nkem je v\u00e1\u017en\u011b divn\u00e9. Asi chyba v\u00fdroby. To je mo\u017en\u00e9. Ale m\u016f\u017eeme v\u00e1m nab\u00eddnout jin\u00fd model! Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b se slevou!&#8220; usm\u00e1l se vesele, ale bylo vid\u011bt, \u017ee st\u00e1le p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne, j\u00e1 nechci jin\u00fd model, jen m\u011b zaj\u00edm\u00e1, jak se to mohlo st\u00e1t.&#8220; odpov\u011bd\u011bl su\u0161e Tom a posadil se spolu s t\u00edm mu\u017eem v obleku na sklen\u011bnou lavi\u010dku.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Je mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee n\u011bjak\u00fd program nepracuje spr\u00e1vn\u011b. Potom v\u00e1m doporu\u010duji Humanoida okam\u017eit\u011b reklamovat, nebo l\u00e9pe &#8211; prov\u00e9st okam\u017eitou destrukci.&#8220; Tom r\u00e1zn\u011b zakroutil hlavou.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;V \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b! Chci tohohle!&#8220; v tu chv\u00edli si uv\u011bdomil, \u017ee i p\u0159esto, jak nen\u00e1vid\u00ed Billovo um\u011bl\u00e9, nelidsk\u00e9 chov\u00e1n\u00ed, \u017ee i p\u0159esto, jak chladn\u011b na n\u011bj mluv\u00ed, i p\u0159esto ho m\u00e1 r\u00e1d.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;M\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt pro v\u00e1s nebezpe\u010dn\u00fd! Programy mohou selhat a m\u016f\u017ee projevit nezvykl\u00e9 chov\u00e1n\u00ed, m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt pro v\u00e1s opravdu nebezpe\u010dn\u00fd. Pokud se u n\u011bj takov\u00e9to chov\u00e1n\u00ed projev\u00ed, potom je Humanoid naprogramov\u00e1n k sebedestrukci, ale nen\u00ed zaru\u010deno, \u017ee nesel\u017ee. Jeho syst\u00e9my se mohou naprosto vymknout kontrole.&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b poslouchal, co mu ten chlap vypr\u00e1v\u00ed. Bill \u017ee by mu mohl ubl\u00ed\u017eit? Jeho Bill? Ne, to by se nikdy nestalo. Se slibem, \u017ee p\u0159i jak\u00fdchkoli obt\u00ed\u017e\u00edch bude spole\u010dnost informovat, se rozlou\u010dili a ode\u0161el. Bill st\u00e1le \u010dekal na sv\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b ov\u011b\u0161en ta\u0161kami.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Vezmu to, a\u0165 toho net\u00e1hne\u0161 moc,&#8220; usm\u00e1l se Tom a vzal od robota n\u011bkolik ta\u0161ek. Bylo mu jedno, \u017ee Bill jejich t\u00edhu nec\u00edt\u00ed, v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee i kdyby nesl t\u0159\u00edtunovou cisternu, nebude ho nic t\u00ed\u017eit ani bolet, nebude ani unaven\u00fd, ale prost\u011b to cht\u011bl ud\u011blat. Cht\u011bl se k n\u011bmu chovat jako k \u010dlov\u011bku. P\u0159est\u00e1val Billa vn\u00edmat jako hromadu dr\u00e1tk\u016f. Celou cestu dom\u016f ml\u010deli. Tomovi se hlavou honily my\u0161lenky to\u010d\u00edc\u00ed se kolem p\u0159\u00edhody s Billem. Po\u0159\u00e1d sly\u0161el hlas toho mu\u017ee, jak vypr\u00e1v\u00ed o likvidaci a nebezpe\u010d\u00ed, poru\u0161e syst\u00e9mu a v\u0161ech t\u011bch v\u011bcech, kter\u00fdm Tom nerozum\u011bl. A bylo mu z toho \u0161patn\u011b. Jak je v\u0161echno nalinkovan\u00e9. Nep\u0159irozen\u011b p\u0159esn\u00e9. Pro n\u011bho se Humanoid XB-360 st\u00e1val n\u011b\u010d\u00edm, co m\u011bl <em>r\u00e1d<\/em>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: T\u00fdnka<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\"><strong><em>Klikni na anketu, d\u00edky J. :o)<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: T\u00fdnka R\u00e1no se Tom probudil tak, jak usnul. V d\u017e\u00edn\u00e1ch a mikin\u011b. Bud\u00edk vedle jeho hlavy hl\u00e1sil aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010das a datum. N\u00e1sledn\u011b se vyhrnuly rolety na oknech a pokoj zalilo ostr\u00e9 slune\u010dn\u00ed sv\u011btlo. 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