{"id":13283,"date":"2009-10-14T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-14T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=13252"},"modified":"2009-10-14T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-14T15:00:00","slug":"modrina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/10\/14\/modrina\/","title":{"rendered":"Modrina"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"false\">\n<div><strong>autor: samanthatwc<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Ahojte! Aj ja som sa rozhodla prida\u0165 sa k bojovn\u00edkom proti twincestnej kr\u00edze. In\u0161pirovalo ma video, resp. vide\u00e1 ako boli chalani v Madride. Ur\u010dite ste ich v\u0161etci videli, preto\u017ee boli fakt v\u0161ade. Pod\u013ea m\u0148a ich roz\u0161iroval Bill, aby ka\u017ed\u00fd videl, ako stra\u0161ne mu robia zle. Ja som tro\u0161ka pomenila skuto\u010dnosti, aby sa mi to hodilo, ale stavila (*vsadila :o)) by som sa, \u017ee to v skuto\u010dnosti bolo takto. \u010co mysl\u00edte \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tooommm!!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Biiillllllllllll!!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Achh,&#8220; unavene sme padli do postele. Takto divoko sme to e\u0161te nerobili. Tu\u0161\u00edm, \u017ee aj omietka trochu opadala. Hej, Bill ju m\u00e1 vo vlasoch. Bu\u010f o tom nevie alebo mu to nevad\u00ed, \u010do by bolo po prv\u00fd kr\u00e1t. Au, stra\u0161ne ma \u0161t\u00edpe chrb\u00e1t. Bill mi so svojimi 10 centimetrov\u00fdmi nechtami porobil poriadne ryhy. Vyzer\u00e1 to tak, \u017ee dnes budem spa\u0165 na bruchu. A r\u00e1no budem ma\u0165 kruhy pod o\u010dami. Vzh\u013eadom k tomu, \u017ee m\u00e1me interview a vyst\u00fapenie, sa to ve\u013emi hod\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Na druh\u00fd de\u0148<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Aaaaa, Toooom!!&#8220; po\u010dul som vrieska\u0165 moje mal\u00e9 dvoj\u010da z k\u00fape\u013ene. Asi zase na\u0161lo nejak\u00e9ho mikroskopick\u00e9ho pav\u00faka a teraz sa ide zbl\u00e1zni\u0165 od strachu. Nabehol som teda do k\u00fape\u013ene s novinami v ruke, pripraven\u00fd zne\u0161kodni\u0165 toho votrelca, ktor\u00fd takto po &#8222;r\u00e1ne&#8220; ob\u0165a\u017euje moju l\u00e1sku. Napo\u010dudovanie tam Bill len tak st\u00e1l a z\u00edral si na ruku. Ke\u010f ma zbadal, prisko\u010dil ku mne a za\u010dal mi \u0148ou m\u00e1va\u0165 rovno pred nosom.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Pozri!! Pozri!!&#8220; hul\u00e1kal na m\u0148a. Absol\u00fatne som netu\u0161il, \u010do odo m\u0148a chce, tak som na\u0148ho pozrel poh\u013eadom pln\u00fdm ot\u00e1zni\u010dkov.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;\u010co?!&#8220; zr\u00fakol na m\u0148a. &#8222;Nevid\u00ed\u0161 t\u00fa modrinu?&#8220;<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>Chytil som ho za ruku&#8230; a v\u00e1\u017ene, mal tam modrinu ako svet. Hrala v\u0161etk\u00fdmi farbami. Ups, asi som ho nemal v\u010dera tak silno h\u0155ka\u0165 o stenu. Vyzer\u00e1 ako ka\u017ed\u00e1 piata t\u00fdran\u00e1.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A to nie je v\u0161etko! Tak\u00e9 modriny m\u00e1m v\u0161ade!&#8220; roz\u010du\u013eoval sa.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Hm, ale v\u010dera si sa nes\u0165a\u017eoval,&#8220; prehodil som. Billova tv\u00e1r za\u010dala strieda\u0165 farby ako t\u00e1 jeho modrina.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;V\u010dera bolo v\u010dera! Ale dnes m\u00e1me interview a \u010do im asi tak poviem, \u017ee kde som pri\u0161iel k takej modrine?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Noo, povie\u0161, \u017ee si v\u010dera spadol na schodoch,&#8220; navrhol som, ale pod\u013ea Billovho v\u00fdrazu to zrovna najlep\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1pad nebol.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak\u017ee TY si tu bude\u0161 na mne vyb\u00edja\u0165 svoje ch\u00fa\u0165ky, a ja e\u0161te budem za ne\u0161ikovn\u00e9ho debila?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Zlat\u00ed\u010dko, kto in\u00fd by mohol by\u0165 DeBill, ak nie ty?&#8220; sp\u00fdtal som sa. O\u010dividne to situ\u00e1ciu neod\u013eah\u010dilo, sk\u00f4r naopak. &#8222;Ale no, ja som to tak nemyslel,&#8220; hodil som na\u0148ho psie o\u010di a r\u00fdchlo som dodal: &#8222;Tak si dnes d\u00e1\u0161 dlh\u00e9 ruk\u00e1vy.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Dlh\u00e9 ruk\u00e1vy? E\u0161te na interview by som ich zniesol, ale h\u00e1dam si nemysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee sa v nich budem pari\u0165 na koncerte!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>To je fakt. Vedel, \u017ee je to na mne, preto\u017ee je pravda, \u017ee o t\u00fa stenu som ho otrieskal ja. Hoci, on mi zase do\u0161kriabal chrb\u00e1t, ale to sa ner\u00e1ta, preto\u017ee som pri tom kri\u010dal: &#8222;\u00c1no, \u00e1no!&#8220; Bill aspo\u0148 nekri\u010dal.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Pozri, na rozhovor si d\u00e1\u0161 dlh\u00e9 ruk\u00e1vy, a potom sa nie\u010do vymysl\u00ed,&#8220; chytil som ho za ramen\u00e1 a usmial sa na\u0148ho najkraj\u0161ie ako som vedel. Asi to pomohlo, lebo len prik\u00fdvol a v\u00f4bec nenamietal. Odi\u0161iel som do izby a nechal Billa v k\u00fape\u013eni. Mal som d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00fa \u00falohu a on by ma akur\u00e1t rozpty\u013eoval.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>O dve hodiny nesk\u00f4r<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Pripraven\u00fd? M\u00f4\u017eeme \u00eds\u0165?&#8220; op\u00fdtal sa ma Bill, hoci t\u00fato ot\u00e1zku by som mal polo\u017ei\u0165 sk\u00f4r ja jemu, ke\u010f\u017ee a\u017e teraz vyliezol z k\u00fape\u013ene, k\u00fdm ja tu sed\u00edm nachystan\u00fd u\u017e polhodinu.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jasne, ale e\u0161te po\u010f sem, vymyslel som ako to sprav\u00edme s t\u00fdmi modrinami&#8230;&#8220; vysvetlil som mu m\u00f4j pl\u00e1n. Vyzeral, \u017ee pochopil, dokonca sa to mu zdalo aj ako celkom dobr\u00fd n\u00e1pad. No v\u0161ak ja&#8230;<br \/>&#8222;Fajn, tak\u017ee cho\u010f pre Gustava a stretneme sa v aute,&#8220; pok\u00fdval som mu a vybral som sa ku Georgovej izbe. G\u00e9\u010dka b\u00fdvali v\u017edy zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165, ja s Billom spolu. D\u00e1vidovi sme nakecali, \u017ee preto, lebo ke\u010f n\u00e1m v noci napadne nejak\u00e1 pesni\u010dka, aby sme b\u00fachan\u00edm na dvere nezobudili cel\u00fd hotel, ke\u010f sa budeme chcie\u0165 dosta\u0165 do izby toho druh\u00e9ho, aby sme mohli svoj n\u00e1pad zrealizova\u0165. Ka\u017ed\u00fd zainteresovan\u00fd v\u0161ak pozn\u00e1 prav\u00fd d\u00f4vod&#8230; \ud83d\ude42 Zab\u00fachal som teda na dvere n\u00e1\u0161mu Tarzanovi.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Hej, Georg, u\u017e sa ide. Vie\u0161 \u010do, m\u00e1m tak\u00fd n\u00e1pad&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Po ceste na interview<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>I\u0161li sme po dlhej chodbe, ako stvorenej na zrealizovanie n\u00e1\u0161ho pl\u00e1nu. Mrkol som na Georga a ten (napo\u010dudovanie) hne\u010f pochopil. Str\u010dil do Billa a pritla\u010dil ho k stene. V\u0161etci sme do\u0148ho za\u010dali \u0161tucha\u0165 a Bill zvre\u0161\u0165al: &#8222;Vy idioti! Presta\u0148te! No tak, chalani. Aaaa!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Muselo ho to chud\u00e1ka dos\u0165 bolie\u0165, predsa len u\u017e modriny mal. To som tak trochu nedomyslel&#8230; Georg o na\u0161om pl\u00e1ne povedal aj Gustavovi, ako som mu k\u00e1zal a ten pr\u00e1ve sp\u00f4sobil, \u017ee opadala omietka zo stropu. Kone\u010dne sme sa pohli smerom k \u0161t\u00fadiu. Bill e\u0161te nahlas preniesol: &#8222;Bo\u017ee!! Teraz budem ma\u0165 v\u0161ade modriny!&#8220; Here\u010dka moja. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Na interview<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A e\u0161te posledn\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka pre Billa: Kde si pri\u0161iel k tak \u0161karedej modrine?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Okam\u017eite som sa na\u0148ho oto\u010dil. Bo\u017ee, on si nechal tie ruk\u00e1vy vyhrnut\u00e9! A to som si myslel, \u017ee to pochopil.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To oni!&#8220; uk\u00e1zal prstom na n\u00e1s troch. &#8222;Po ceste sem sa v\u0161etci proti mne spojili a ob\u00fachali ma o stenu!&#8220; ozn\u00e1mil Bill a dramaticky pritom rozhodil rukami.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;V\u00e1\u017ene? A ako je mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee sa ti t\u00e1 modrina spravila tak r\u00fdchlo?&#8220; Ajajaj, moder\u00e1torke to nane\u0161\u0165astie p\u00e1li.<\/div>\n<div>Av\u0161ak Bill sa vyna\u0161iel: &#8222;No, to o mne vie m\u00e1lokto, ale ja m\u00e1m extra citliv\u00fa poko\u017eku, ktor\u00e1 reaguje na ak\u00e9ko\u013evek po\u0161kodenie 10 n\u00e1sobne r\u00fdchlej\u0161ie ako ko\u017ea in\u00fdch \u013eud\u00ed!&#8220; vyp\u00falil na \u0148u teatr\u00e1lne o\u010di.<\/div>\n<div>Ach jaj, moja here\u010dka. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: samanthatwc<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: samanthatwc Ahojte! Aj ja som sa rozhodla prida\u0165 sa k bojovn\u00edkom proti twincestnej kr\u00edze. In\u0161pirovalo ma video, resp. vide\u00e1 ako boli chalani v Madride. Ur\u010dite ste ich v\u0161etci videli, preto\u017ee boli fakt v\u0161ade. 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