{"id":13809,"date":"2009-08-08T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-08T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=13777"},"modified":"2009-08-08T15:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-08T14:30:00","slug":"bestattungs-zeremonien-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/08\/08\/bestattungs-zeremonien-9\/","title":{"rendered":"Bestattungs zeremonien 9."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Theodor &amp; Alex<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><em><br \/><\/em><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"287\" alt=\"\" class=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/dba2c62b8a_47995229_o2.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div>Jen pok\u00fdvla hlavou a zazvonila na zvone\u010dek. V tu r\u00e1nu jsem usly\u0161el ohromn\u00fd k\u0159ik n\u011bjak\u00fdch d\u00edvek a p\u00e1r mu\u017esk\u00fdch hlas\u016f za zd\u00ed. P\u0159er\u00fdvav\u00fd chrapot a k\u0159ik dal\u0161\u00edch d\u011bv\u010dat zakr\u00fdvala jen ta loutna. A j\u00e1 kone\u010dn\u011b pochopil, na co ten \u00fazk\u00fd kan\u00e1lek je\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Ano, ze zdi za\u010dala t\u00e9ct krev. A tekla do kan\u00e1lku, kter\u00fd vy\u00fastil do kamenn\u00e9 vany. Byla to prav\u00e1 lidsk\u00e1 krev, proto\u017ee jsem to c\u00edtil. N\u00e1dhern\u00e1 v\u016fn\u011b. \u010cerstv\u00e1 strachem a kysl\u00edkem podn\u00edcen\u00e1.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Vana se plnila a\u017e po horn\u00ed okraj. Lebedil jsem si. Toto jsem si dovolit, by\u0165 jako \u0161lechtic, nemohl. Bylo to \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 m\u00e1 k\u016f\u017ee hltala mladou, teplou krev a nemohla se ji naba\u017eit. Sama Al\u017eb\u011bta nah\u00e1zela do na\u0161\u00ed krvav\u00e9 koupele p\u00e1r okrasn\u00fdch l\u00edstk\u016f r\u016f\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Pach krve a v\u016fn\u011b r\u016f\u017e\u00ed se mi m\u00edsily v nosn\u00edch dutin\u00e1ch. Kone\u010dn\u011b jsem se mohl po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b uvolnit a relaxovat. Nechat se hladit a jemn\u011b mas\u00edrovat od Al\u017eb\u011bty a jen tak vychutn\u00e1vat radost ze \u017eivota.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Kolik je V\u00e1m let, Bille?&#8220; Zeptala se naoko Lady a op\u011bt mi hn\u011btla ramena.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ji\u017e 545 let drah\u00e1 Lady. A\u017e mi bude 666 let, budu nejmocn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed na cel\u00e9m tomto sv\u011bt\u011b, proto\u017ee do m\u011b vstoup\u00ed s\u00e1m \u010f\u00e1bel.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Neboj\u00edte se toho?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nikoliv, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 budu to zlo, j\u00e1 budu Satan..:&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Lady na p\u00e1r minut utichla a jen mi mas\u00edrovala ramena. Krev ji\u017e pomalu zasych\u00e1vala a na k\u016f\u017ei d\u011blala c\u00e1ry, kter\u00e9 p\u0159ipom\u00ednaly n\u011bjakou lidskou tk\u00e1\u0148.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Al\u017eb\u011bta taky nejsp\u00ed\u0161 usoudila, \u017ee ty krvav\u00e9 strupy nejsou na jej\u00ed hladk\u00e9 k\u016f\u017ei nic p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9ho a proto mi uk\u00e1zala jej\u00ed vyn\u00e1lez\u2026byl to \u0161punt a odtok z vany!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Postavil jsem se a pomohl lady vst\u00e1t tak\u00e9. Slu\u017eebn\u00e9 omyly vanu od krve a nanosily do n\u00ed v\u011bdra pln\u00e1 tepl\u00e9 vody s vonn\u00fdmi esencemi a okv\u011btn\u00edmi l\u00edstky. Smyli jsme si s Al\u017eb\u011btou navz\u00e1jem strupy z t\u011bla a j\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b nakonec Lady zahalil do such\u00e9 l\u00e1tky.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>-TOM-<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>V\u016fbec nev\u00edm co jsem m\u011bl v hrad\u011b s\u00e1m d\u011blat. Proto jsem si p\u0159e\u010detl soupis v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 mi napsal Bill, a o kter\u00e9 jsem se m\u011bl tak\u00e9 n\u00e1le\u017eit\u011b postarat. V\u00fdborn\u011b Bill p\u0159ijede 24. a hned na druh\u00fd den je velkolep\u00fd ples. Fakt velkolep\u00e9, m\u00e1m tu pr\u00e1ce jak na hradu.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\u0160el jsem sp\u00e1t celkem brzy, u\u017e se slepicemi, dokonce se mi zd\u00e1l fakt blbej sen!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tomi, poj\u010f ke mn\u011b.&#8220; L\u00e1kal m\u011b Bill do velk\u00e9ho kostela jen ve spodn\u00edm pr\u00e1dle. Neodolal jsem. Cht\u011bl jsem se jej dotknout, pohladit, pol\u00edbit a tvrd\u011b n\u00e1le\u017eit\u011b pomilovat. Byl jsem jak om\u00e1men\u00fd, \u017ee jsem nesly\u0161el v\u011btu: &#8222;Kdo chce posledn\u00ed pomaz\u00e1n\u00ed?&#8220; a pak dal\u0161\u00ed: &#8222;Neboj, jen t\u011b pok\u0159t\u00edm!&#8220; Vtom se Bill rozplynul a p\u0159ede mnou st\u00e1l ohavn\u00fd kn\u011bz se t\u0159emi zuby a usm\u00edval se na m\u011b jak pampeli\u0161ka na hnoji. Zd\u011bsil jsem se a utekl.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Dy\u0165 \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, blbej sen, vzbudil jsem se a celej den sem nad t\u00edm uva\u017eoval. Ten za\u010d\u00e1tek nebyl \u0161patn\u00fd. Docela by m\u011b zaj\u00edmalo, co Bill ud\u011blal s Timem. Chyb\u00ed mi\u2026 Bill i Timo.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Billova pusinka s jemn\u00fdm jaz\u00fd\u010dkem a Timova uzounk\u00e1 a drobn\u00e1 prdelka.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Nasn\u00eddal jsem a pro\u010d\u00edtal si seznam v\u011bc\u00ed a hlavn\u011b seznam pozv\u00e1nek, je\u0161t\u011b dnes je mus\u00edm napsat a poslat. Lid\u00e9 v seznamu byli ti naho\u0159e dokonce mi k nim Bill napsal n\u011bco, co m\u011b v\u017edycky rozesm\u00e1lo, zaru\u010den\u011b jsem se nenudil.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Lady Al\u017eb\u011bta Bathoryov\u00e1 &#8211; nadr\u017een\u00e1 inteligentn\u00ed nymfa<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Ach ano, u\u017e v\u00edm jak to nap\u00ed\u0161u:<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Drah\u00e1 nadr\u017een\u00e1 nymfo Al\u017eb\u011bto, cht\u011bl bych V\u00e1s \u00factyhodn\u011b pozvat na ples pln\u00fd perverz\u00e1k\u016f\u2026 v\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee by se V\u00e1m to l\u00edbilo\u2026&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Za\u010dnu se sm\u00e1t a p\u0159e\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m p\u00e1r lid\u00ed ze seznamu.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Pan Luis Hemilton &#8211; Starej p\u00e1prda, kterej si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee ze m\u011b dostane prachy t\u00edm, \u017ee mi leze do prdele (obrazn\u011b \u0159e\u010deno)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>U tohohle bych napsal:<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Drah\u00fd Luisi, stra\u0161n\u011b m\u011b obt\u011b\u017euje, \u017ee se mi chcete v\u017edy dostat do prdele, takhle ze m\u011b \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd prachy nevyt\u0159\u00edsk\u00e1te, nep\u0159ipad\u00e1te si jako pedofil?&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Pan\u00ed Evelyn Hemiltonov\u00e1 &#8211; viz. Pan Luis Hemilton<\/div>\n<div>No dob\u0159e, tak bych to napsal i j\u00ed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Timo Hejspik &#8211; t\u00fdpek, ten vlastn\u011b u\u017e ne\u017ei\u2026 je u matky &#8211; nemus\u00edme rozhazovat pap\u00edrem, \u0161et\u0159ete na\u0161e pralesy (tohohle \u0161krtni, Tome)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Ach ano, m\u016fj Timo, kde je mu konec?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Angelo von Austria- M\u016fj prvn\u00ed b\u00fdval\u00fd<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tomu nap\u00ed\u0161u, \u017ee ho Bill nechce nikdy vid\u011bt.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Raphael of the Gastly- Druh\u00fd b\u00fdval\u00fd<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Viz. Angelo von Austria<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Christine den Von- T\u0159et\u00ed b\u00fdval\u00e1\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Viz. Raphael of the Gastly<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Atd. atd\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Prince von Whores- t\u00fdpo\u0161, kter\u00fd mi sebral p\u016flku m\u00e9ho zadku jen za to, \u017ee jsem mu lezl do p\u0159\u00edtelova zadku\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Sam\u00e1 lep\u0161\u00ed smet\u00e1nka.&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Theodor &amp; Alex<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Theodor &amp; Alex Jen pok\u00fdvla hlavou a zazvonila na zvone\u010dek. V tu r\u00e1nu jsem usly\u0161el ohromn\u00fd k\u0159ik n\u011bjak\u00fdch d\u00edvek a p\u00e1r mu\u017esk\u00fdch hlas\u016f za zd\u00ed. P\u0159er\u00fdvav\u00fd chrapot a k\u0159ik dal\u0161\u00edch d\u011bv\u010dat zakr\u00fdvala jen ta loutna. 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