{"id":14307,"date":"2009-06-09T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T17:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=14274"},"modified":"2009-06-09T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T17:30:00","slug":"pro-jedno-kviti-ani-tepla-hvezda-nesviti-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/06\/09\/pro-jedno-kviti-ani-tepla-hvezda-nesviti-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Pro jedno kv\u00edt\u00ed ani tepl\u00e1 hv\u011bzda nesv\u00edt\u00ed 1."},"content":{"rendered":"
autor: ZoE<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n
(H\u00e1\u00e1j TWC bytosti xDD tady je n\u011bco dal\u0161\u00edho z m\u00e9 pra\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9 tvorby xD douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se u toho pobav\u00edte jako j\u00e1, kdy\u017e m\u011b ten n\u00e1pad trefil mezi u\u0161i xDD)<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n
„Tak\u017ee on m\u011b podvedl! ON\u2026 M\u011a!!!“ je\u010d\u00ed nep\u0159\u00ed\u010detn\u011b Bill do st\u011bn sv\u00e9ho pokoje.<\/div>\n
„A po kolik\u00e1t\u00e9 u\u017e? No co j\u00e1 v\u00edm\u2026 Ale tentokr\u00e1t to p\u0159ehnal! Tentokr\u00e1t to v\u00e1\u017en\u011b p\u0159ehnal!!! Tohle mi d\u011blat nem\u011bl!!! Takov\u00e1 sodoma gomora!!! Je to zkr\u00e1tka neodpustiteln\u00e9!!!“ b\u011bsn\u00ed u\u017e hodnou dobu a vzteky mu snad exploduje hlava.<\/div>\n
„Ten parchant! Ten parchant jeden nevykastrovan\u00fd! Zase si musel prov\u011btrat koule n\u011bkde jinde! A je\u0161t\u011b k tomu s holkou!!! S h\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3l – kou!!!“ p\u0159i vysloven\u00ed ,h\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3l – kou‘ d\u011bl\u00e1 takov\u00e9 ksichty a grimasy, \u017ee by se \u010dlov\u011bku a\u017e obr\u00e1til \u017ealudek, co v\u0161echno by si pod t\u00edmto v\u00fdrazem mohl p\u0159edstavit, kdyby nev\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee holka je prost\u011b jenom holka.<\/div>\n
„Alespo\u0148 kdyby to byl kluk, ale \u017eensk\u00e1???“ \u0161t\u00edhl\u00fdmi prsty se dr\u017e\u00ed na siln\u011b pulzuj\u00edc\u00edch sp\u00e1nc\u00edch a nech\u00e1pav\u011b krout\u00ed hlavou.<\/div>\n
„\u017dE – N – S – K\u00c1!!! Jako\u017ee dv\u011b nohy, dv\u011b ruce, dv\u011b o\u010di, dv\u011b bradavky na dvou r\u016fzn\u011b velk\u00fdch koz\u00e1ch a dva otvory???“ d\u00e1l rozmlouv\u00e1 s\u00e1m se sebou a pokou\u0161\u00ed se pochopit nesmysln\u00e9 po\u010d\u00edn\u00e1n\u00ed sv\u00e9ho star\u0161\u00edho bratra, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e \u0161avluje rukama od stropu k podlaze, od podlahy ke stropu a nalevo. Napravo je kopie Michelangelova Davida, co\u017e si Bill kupodivu je\u0161t\u011b uv\u011bdomuje, jinak by z jeho dokonale vysochan\u00e9ho penisu, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 Bill v \u00farovni sv\u00fdch lehce nekontrolovateln\u00fdch \u00fad\u016f, l\u00edtaly st\u0159\u00edpky po cel\u00e9m pokoji. Ajta krajta, toe souv\u011bt\u00ed :DD<\/div>\n
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„Co na N\u00cd jenom vid\u011bl??? On to bude asi tot\u00e1ln\u00ed \u00fachyl, ten Tom\u2026 jinak to nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e9! Vlezl p\u0159eci na \u017eenskou!“ ne\u0161\u0165astn\u011b lom\u00ed rukama p\u0159i t\u00e9 absurdn\u00ed p\u0159edstav\u011b a sem tam si ud\u011bl\u00e1 holubi\u010dku v domn\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee ho tento akrobatick\u00fd kousek v podob\u011b nej\u010dist\u0161\u00edho pt\u00e1ka (jak jinak ne\u017e paradoxn\u011b nej\u010dist\u0161\u00edho, nikdo jin\u00fd snad z cel\u00e9ho ptactva na n\u00e1s tak \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b v hojn\u00e9m m\u011b\u0159\u00edtku nese** jako pr\u00e1v\u011b tento symbol \u010distoty a sv\u011btov\u00e9ho m\u00edru) n\u011bjak zklidn\u00ed.<\/div>\n
„Nutn\u011b pot\u0159ebuji sedativa nebo by se mi mohlo st\u00e1t, i kdy\u017e je to asi tak pravd\u011bpodobn\u00e9, jako \u017ee Bushido je m\u00e1 pokrevn\u00ed matka, \u017ee bych p\u0159i\u0161el na jeden mali\u010dkat\u00fd d\u016fvodek, pro\u010d na ni vlezl\u2026“ st\u00e1le pokra\u010duje Bill ve sv\u00e9m ohniv\u00e9m monologu.<\/div>\n
„T\u00edm druh\u00fdm otvorem to rozhodn\u011b nebude, v\u017edy\u0165 Tom, a to mohu odp\u0159\u00eds\u00e1hnout, m\u00e1 jen jeden ocas, i kdy\u017e kr\u00e1sn\u00fd, tlust\u00fd, lahodn\u00fd, hla\u010fou\u010dk\u00fd, sla\u010fou\u010dk\u00fd a v\u00fdko\u0148ou\u010dk\u00fd, ale JEN JEDEN!“ p\u0159i slovech ‚jen jeden‘ d\u016frazn\u011b p\u0159ik\u00fdvne hlavou, asi aby i sebe p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dil o po\u010dtu penis\u016f sv\u00e9ho bratra v jeho mu\u017en\u00fdch slabin\u00e1ch.<\/div>\n
„Najednou j\u00ed ty dva otvory tedy ucpat nemohl, to tedy ne!“ sy\u010d\u00ed a usilovn\u011b p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed, a\u017e se mu vlasy hr\u016fzou za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed spl\u00e9tat do rasta cop\u00e1nk\u016f.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Mus\u00edm hned zmizet nebo ho v\u00e1\u017en\u011b zabiju!!!<\/em> Uv\u011bdom\u00ed si a vyb\u011bhne z pokoje, n\u00e1sledn\u011b i z jejich bytu a nam\u00ed\u0159\u00ed si to rovnou do vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00e9 \u010dtvrti, kter\u00e9 se ka\u017ed\u00fd norm\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk b\u011bhem dne vyhne, nato\u017e aby tam vlet\u011bl uprost\u0159ed temn\u00e9 noci\u2026 Je\u0161t\u011b ve dve\u0159\u00edch se sraz\u00ed s Tomem, kter\u00fd se jej sna\u017e\u00ed v\u0161emo\u017en\u011b zadr\u017eet, ale Bill jej v\u0161\u00ed silou odstr\u010d\u00ed a b\u011b\u017e\u00ed p\u0159esn\u011b tam, kam si usmyslel\u2026<\/div>\n
A p\u0159itom si muml\u00e1 n\u011bco v tom smyslu\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
„Jojojo\u2026 to bylo sam\u00e9, \u0161el bych za tebou i durch den Monsun a p\u0159i prvn\u00edm de\u0161t\u00edku na m\u011b zapomn\u011bl\u2026 Pr\u00fd st\u00e1le na tebe budu schrei miluji t\u011b, so laut du kanst\u2026 a pr\u00fd du bist f\u00fcr mich immer heilig sein\u2026 a prdla\u010dku, prdla\u010dku, samou prdla\u010dku.<\/div>\n
Mo\u017en\u00e1 si cht\u011bli jenom reden, ale nakonec to skon\u010dilo und jezt ligst du hier und ich lieg da neben a reden se n\u011bjak vytratilo!!!<\/div>\n
Mein SOS\u2026 H\u00f6rst du mich, h\u00f6rst du mich niiiicht??<\/div>\n
\u0158\u00edkals, du bist nich aleine, ale j\u00e1 jsem aleine\u2026 aleine\u2026 tot\u00e1l aleine!!“<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
„V tom musely b\u00fdt n\u011bjak\u00e9 sakra tvrd\u00e9 drogy jako her\u00e1k, LSD, rok plesniv\u00fd pomeran\u010d olezl\u00fd z\u00e1ke\u0159nou b\u00edlo-zelenou pl\u00edsn\u00ed tot\u00e1ln\u011b matouc\u00ed smysly nebo alespo\u0148 Tomovy m\u011bs\u00edc nepran\u00e9 ztvrdl\u00e9 rozko\u0161n\u011b zap\u00e1chaj\u00edc\u00ed fusky (kter\u00e9 i po jednom dni jsou schopn\u00e9 v\u00e1s p\u0159iv\u00e9st do \u00fapln\u00e9ho bezv\u011bdom\u00ed, nato\u017e po cel\u00e9m m\u011bs\u00edci, to u\u017e byste se mohli za\u010d\u00edt pomalu rozkl\u00e1dat), p\u00e1\u010d za norm\u00e1ln\u00edho stavu a vn\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00edcehrb\u00e9 reality by na toho tvora teda na tu tvo\u0159ici stopro nevlez!!!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
autor: ZoE<\/strong><\/div>\n
betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

autor: ZoE (H\u00e1\u00e1j TWC bytosti xDD tady je n\u011bco dal\u0161\u00edho z m\u00e9 pra\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9 tvorby xD douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se u toho pobav\u00edte jako j\u00e1, kdy\u017e m\u011b ten n\u00e1pad trefil mezi u\u0161i xDD) „Tak\u017ee on m\u011b podvedl! ON\u2026 M\u011a!!!“ je\u010d\u00ed nep\u0159\u00ed\u010detn\u011b Bill do st\u011bn<\/p>\n

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