{"id":14428,"date":"2009-05-25T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-25T17:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=14395"},"modified":"2009-05-25T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-25T17:30:00","slug":"muj-kouzelny-bill-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/05\/25\/muj-kouzelny-bill-18\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u016fj kouzeln\u00fd Bill 18."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Mei<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Ahojda v\u0161ichni, z tohohle d\u00edlku se moc neuzav\u00edrejte plan\u00e9 nad\u011bje, to je jedin\u00e9, co v\u00e1m k tomu \u0159eknu, u\u017e m\u011b napadlo hodn\u011b \u0161patnost\u00ed do dal\u0161\u00edch d\u00edl\u016f. Ale m\u00e1m na v\u00e1s d\u016fle\u017eitou ot\u00e1zku? Chcete ud\u011blat druhou \u0159adu (mez\u00ed prvn\u00ed a druhou bych si dala t\u00fdden dva oddych), nebo jednou dlouhou. Odpov\u011bdi mi pi\u0161te do koment\u00e1\u0159\u016f.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>Nebojte se nic, je\u0161t\u011b nekon\u010d\u00edme, m\u00e1m spousty n\u00e1pad\u016f do t\u00e9hle pov\u00eddky. \ud83d\ude42 P Mei!<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"374\" title=\"249\" alt=\"\" class=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/6cf115fc1d_43383891_o2.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Kouk\u00e1m, \u017ee tady v\u011bd\u00ed v\u0161ichni v\u0161echno, co?<\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: No jo, tady nejsi chlap\u010de na pouti, kter\u00e1 ti z\u00edtra odjede a z\u016fstanete polovyfoukl\u00fd bal\u00f3nek. Tak si lehni na postel, sundej tri\u010dko a rozepni kalhoty.<\/div>\n<div><em>Tom ud\u011blal v\u0161e jak \u010caryfuk \u0159ekl a lehl si na postel, \u010dekaj\u00edc, co se bude d\u00edt.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>\u010caryfuk k n\u011bmu p\u0159ijel na \u017eidli\u010dce a na b\u0159icho mu pl\u00e1cnul jakou si sladkou tekutinu\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Med?<\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: Jo, med, nen\u00ed v\u00fdborn\u00fd, ten d\u011blala moje \u017eena. Med je to nejlep\u0161\u00ed, co m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt a tak\u00e9 to NEJZDRV\u011aJ\u0160\u00cd.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: O, ach tak a j\u00e1 si v\u017edycky myslel, \u017ee med je zdrav\u00fd jen v \u010daji nebo na chlebu a m\u00edsto toho si ho m\u00e1m d\u00e1vat na b\u0159icho! <em>Mezit\u00edm si \u010caryfuk vezme takovou prapodivnou v\u011bci\u010dku, jak\u00e1si mal\u00e1 hn\u011bd\u00e1 placi\u010dka<\/em><\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: \u00d3 ano! Je to\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Tak co, jak to vypad\u00e1? <em>\u0158ekne s nad\u0161en\u00edm.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: Je to v\u00fdte\u010dn\u00e9, nikdy by m\u011b nenapadlo j\u00edst med s vdolky. <em>A nacpal celou placku, kterou p\u0159ej\u00ed\u017ed\u011bl Tomovi po b\u0159i\u0161e, do huby.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: No si ze m\u011b d\u011bl\u00e1te kozy, ne? J\u00e1 tu jsem proto, abyste mi \u0159ekl, jestli je moje d\u00edt\u011b v po\u0159\u00e1dku a ne abyste se na m\u011b nasva\u010dil.<\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: Promi\u0148, Tome, ale j\u00e1 m\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b sva\u010dinu, ale prominu ti to za to, \u017ee jsi mi uk\u00e1zal tak vz\u00e1cnou chutnou formuli!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: A m\u016f\u017eeme u\u017e za\u010d\u00edt?<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: No jist\u011b! <em>Vzal si do ruky takovou malou kokovou v\u011bci\u010dku, o rozm\u011brech asi jako telefon a jezdil s n\u00ed Tomovi po b\u0159i\u0161e.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: Jsou to kluci!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jsou?<\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: Ano, kluci!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Tak\u017ee dva?<\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: Jist\u011b!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Uuuuuuffff<\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: Term\u00edn porodu vid\u00edm u\u017e za 2 m\u011bs\u00edce, p\u016fjde ti to rychle, d\u00e1m ti n\u011bco pro v\u00fd\u017eivu prck\u016f, aby byli siln\u00ed a zdrav\u00ed!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: U\u017e za dva m\u011bs\u00edce?<\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: Jo, jsou dva p\u016fjde to t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 dvakr\u00e1t rychleji. Brzo ti za\u010dnou r\u016fst prsa, za\u010dnou tebe bolet z\u00e1da a je\u0161t\u011b d\u0159\u00edv bude\u0161 nevrl\u00fd a tlust\u00fd!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: M\u016fj bo\u017ee!<\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: Tady s t\u00edm si zajdi do l\u00e9k\u00e1rny a na kontrolu za m\u011bs\u00edc. Kdyby samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nastaly pot\u00ed\u017ee, p\u0159ij\u010f d\u0159\u00edve.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Dobr\u00e1, d\u011bkuji. A mohl bych v\u00e1s o n\u011bco poprosit?<\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: Jist\u011b.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ne\u0159\u00edkejte nikomu nic, \u017ee \u010dek\u00e1m dv\u011b.<\/div>\n<div>\u010caryfuk: P\u0159ekv\u00e1pko?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo! <em>Usm\u00e1l se, sebral pap\u00edr s recepty a vy\u0161el z ordinace, kde u\u017e \u010dekal i Bill.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tak co?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Hm pohoda, za m\u011bs\u00edc na kontrolu a s t\u00edmhle do l\u00e9k\u00e1rny, jinak se na m\u011b ten trpajzl\u00edk bezvadn\u011b nasn\u00eddal! <em>Zam\u00e1v\u00e1 p\u0159ed Billem pap\u00edrkem.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Bill pap\u00edrek pohotov\u011b sebral a odch\u00e1zel z \u010dek\u00e1rny, Billa n\u00e1sledoval Gorna a jeho zase Tom.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Tom bral v\u0161echny ty nechutiva a chutiva pe\u010dliv\u011b celou dobu, svoje t\u011bhotenstv\u00ed si docela u\u017e\u00edval, p\u0159e m\u00e1mou chodil nabalen\u00fd jako na Sibi\u0159i, jeliko\u017e na n\u011bm za\u010dalo b\u00fdti vid\u011bt b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ko! Tom to v\u017edycky zdatn\u011b ututlal, kdykoliv \u0161el do koupelny zamknul, vlastn\u011b se zamknul v\u0161ude, kde byly dve\u0159e. M\u011bl spousty \u010dasu p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let, ve \u0161kole nebyl u\u017e t\u00fdden, v\u0161ichni si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee je nemocn\u00fd, nebo \u017ee je s Billem.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Prckov\u00e9 moji! <em>Pohlad\u00ed si b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ko, u\u017e p\u011bkn\u011b velk\u00e9 b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ko.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: M\u011b to tak mrz\u00ed, ale oba si v\u00e1s nechat nem\u016f\u017eu. M\u00e1m v\u00e1s r\u00e1d a vlastn\u011b ani nev\u00edm pro\u010d. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee mi to jednou oba dva odpust\u00edte.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Tom si je\u0161t\u011b celou noc pov\u00eddal s kluky a\u017e usnul, m\u011bl klidnou noc. Z\u00edtra musel tom op\u011bt k \u010caryfukovi, ale u\u017e z toho nem\u011bl strach, vzal mu dokonce i p\u00e1r buchet od m\u00e1my.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>**druh\u00fd den 10 hodin**<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Vst\u00e1vej, Tome, za hodinku bychom m\u011bli b\u00fdt u \u010caryfuka.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Mn\u011b se nechce. <em>Kn\u00edkne pod pe\u0159inu a sval\u00ed si Billa vedle sebe.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tome! <em>Sna\u017e\u00ed se vyhrabat z Tomova sev\u0159en\u00ed, ne \u017ee by se mu cht\u011blo, ale prost\u011b instinkt.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ned\u011blej, \u017ee se ti to nel\u00edb\u00ed. <em>\u0158ekl u\u017e zcela probuzen\u011b.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Te\u010f nesejde na tom, co se mi l\u00edb\u00ed nebo ne, ale kde bychom m\u011bli b\u00fdt.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: V posteli! Spolu! <em>Poval\u00ed se na Billa.<\/em> M\u00e1m jak\u00fdsi p\u0159ebytek hormon\u016f.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: A taky kil! <em>Vyval\u00ed o\u010di, kdy\u017e se o n\u011bj Tom op\u0159e.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Mei<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\"><strong>Klikn\u011bte na novou anketu, d\u00edk. :o) J.<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Mei Ahojda v\u0161ichni, z tohohle d\u00edlku se moc neuzav\u00edrejte plan\u00e9 nad\u011bje, to je jedin\u00e9, co v\u00e1m k tomu \u0159eknu, u\u017e m\u011b napadlo hodn\u011b \u0161patnost\u00ed do dal\u0161\u00edch d\u00edl\u016f. Ale m\u00e1m na v\u00e1s d\u016fle\u017eitou ot\u00e1zku? 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