{"id":14496,"date":"2009-05-17T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-17T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=14463"},"modified":"2009-05-17T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-17T16:00:00","slug":"muj-kouzelny-bill-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/05\/17\/muj-kouzelny-bill-17\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u016fj kouzeln\u00fd Bill 17."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Mei<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Je pro m\u011b povzbudiv\u00e9 \u010d\u00edst va\u0161e koment\u00e1\u0159e. Ob\u010das se i u nich zasm\u011bji. Nebojte se, j\u00e1 to Tomovi osol\u00edm. \ud83d\ude42 Mei<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"374\" title=\"249\" alt=\"\" class=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/6cf115fc1d_43383891_o2.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Co\u017ee? <em>Vyval\u00ed o\u010di.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo, sly\u0161el si spr\u00e1vn\u011b, vyber si, Bu\u010f bude\u0161 m\u00edt m\u011b a nebo d\u00edt\u011b. Klidn\u011b ti ho odnos\u00edm. Ale pak se o to starej s\u00e1m. Nechci b\u00fdt t\u00e1ta, nebo m\u00e1ma v m\u00fdch 17ti. U\u017e dneska mi za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 r\u016fst b\u0159icho. <em>Tom si vlastn\u011b mysl\u00ed, \u017ee Bill bude cht\u00edt jeho a on se bude moc bez v\u00fd\u010ditk\u016f d\u00edt\u011bte zbavit. Ale to se p\u0159epo\u010d\u00edtal.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ty jsi ale takov\u00fd sobec. Jak j\u00e1 t\u011b mohl milovat? Takov\u00e9ho idiota. Zabil bys d\u00edt\u011b ve sv\u016fj vlastn\u00ed prosp\u011bch. Co prosp\u011bch pro tvoj\u00ed vlastn\u00ed p\u00fdchu. Rad\u011bji si to d\u00edt\u011b vychov\u00e1m s\u00e1m a ty ho u\u017e v \u017eivot\u011b neuvid\u00ed\u0161. D\u00e1m mu v\u0161echno na sv\u011bt\u011b! Rozum\u00ed\u0161, v\u0161echno! <em>Za\u010dne na n\u011bj hystericky k\u0159i\u010det.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ty to d\u00edt\u011b v\u00e1\u017en\u011b chce\u0161? <em>Za\u010dne na n\u011bj tak\u00e9 \u0159v\u00e1t.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo ,chci a moc ho chci!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Fajn, tak j\u00e1 ti ho d\u00e1m. Za 9 m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f nebo jak dlouho to trv\u00e1, ti ho d\u00e1m, a pak u\u017e m\u011b v \u017eivot\u011b neuvid\u00ed\u0161. Ani ty, ani to d\u00edt\u011b!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Budou to jen 3 m\u011bs\u00edce, to zaprv\u00e9 a za druh\u00e9 t\u011b u\u017e nebudu cht\u00edt v\u00edc vid\u011bt . Je mi z tebe zle!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Mn\u011b je taky zle! Jak to mysl\u00ed\u0161 jen 3?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Asi si opomn\u011bl jednu v\u011bc. U n\u00e1s to chod\u00ed trochu jinak!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Fajn, to je v\u0161echno?! Ode m\u011b ano! Tak\u017ee nazdar za 3 m\u011bs\u00edce!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: No po\u010dkej, frajere, j\u00e1 chci b\u00fdt u toho, a\u017e za\u010dne kopat, a ty prost\u011b bude\u0161 tady u m\u011b, bude\u0161 muset do Druh\u00e9 \u0158\u00ed\u0161e k Doktor\u016fm.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jak\u00e1 Druh\u00e1 \u0158\u00ed\u0161e? Co to \u017evatl\u00e1\u0161? Na to ti ka\u0161lu!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: A kam chce\u0161 j\u00edt tady ke gynekologovi a kam rodit? Do nemocnice? Tam by z tebe a z m\u00e9ho d\u00edt\u011bte ud\u011blali pokusn\u00e9 kr\u00e1l\u00edky.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Fajn. Bude jezdit do t\u00e9 va\u0161\u00ed DRUH\u00c9 \u0158\u00cd\u0160E, <em>\u0159ekne povrchn\u011b,<\/em> ale nic v\u00edc. Ty si ho pak m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 u\u017e\u00edvat jak chce\u0161!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Dob\u0159e! Domluveno!<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Gorna pr\u00e1v\u011b p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed po schodi\u0161ti, pon\u011bvad\u017e sly\u0161el k\u0159ik.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Co se tu d\u011bje? \u0158vete tu na sebe jako b\u00e1by na trhu!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tom je sobec, v\u00ed\u0161.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Nejsem sobec. Ale nechci d\u011bti!<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Tak\u017ee?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tak\u017ee Tom odnos\u00ed NA\u0160E d\u00edt\u011b, pak mi ho d\u00e1, ale t\u00edm p\u00e1dem je mezi mnou a n\u00edm konec! Tom se k n\u011bmu nebude hl\u00e1sit a mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to tak bude lep\u0161\u00ed, nechci, aby moje d\u00edt\u011b v\u011bd\u011blo, \u017ee jeho t\u00e1ta nebo m\u00e1ma je srab!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: <em>V\u0161echno pohrdav\u011b odk\u00fdval.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Tome\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ne, nic ne\u0159\u00edkej, my jsme si to u\u017e vy\u0159\u00edkali. Je to jen mezi n\u00e1mi. Te\u010f vezmeme Toma k doktorovi do Druh\u00e9 \u0158\u00ed\u0161e.<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Dobr\u00e1\u2026 Tome, poj\u010f sem. <em>Uk\u00e1\u017ee doprava vedle sebe.<\/em> Bille ty sem. <em>Uk\u00e1\u017ee zleva vedle n\u011bj.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Gorna sev\u0159e ob\u011bma chlapc\u016fm ruce, zav\u0159e o\u010di, kolem nich se objev\u00ed teleporta\u010dn\u00ed kruhy, kter\u00e9 je p\u0159enesou do Druh\u00e9 \u0158\u00ed\u0161e.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: P\u00e1ni! Tady je to sam\u00fd trpasl\u00edk a Elf?<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Jo. Tak v\u00edtej v Druh\u00e9 \u0158\u00ed\u0161i. Doktor je hned tady naproti.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Rozejdou se jakousi uli\u010dkou dl\u00e1\u017ed\u011bnou zelen\u00fdmi kostkami, zeln\u00fdmi domy a vlastn\u011b v\u0161\u00edm zelen\u00fdm. V\u0161echno, co se ocitlo v t\u00e9 uli\u010dce, zezelenalo. Dokonce i oni!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Tudy nahoru. <em>Otev\u0159e dve\u0159e a uk\u00e1\u017ee na schodi\u0161t\u011b.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Tom vykro\u010d\u00ed na schod a chce ud\u011blat klasick\u00fd krok, ale m\u00edsto toho se schody rozjedou a Tom si m\u00e1lem d\u00e1 na hubu, lidov\u011b \u0159e\u010deno!<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Wow! Je to tu nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jen pro tupce!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: S tebou se nebav\u00edm!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ani j\u00e1 s tebou! Jinak psychiatrie je o patro v\u00fd\u0161!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Objedn\u00e1m t\u011b!<\/div>\n<div><em>Celou cestu nahoru se nehezky ur\u00e1\u017e\u00ed, pak chvilinku se\u010dkaj\u00ed v \u010dek\u00e1rn\u011b, dokud nevyleze ze dve\u0159\u00ed malink\u00fd, vousem zarostl\u00fd mu\u017e\u00ed\u010dek, v\u00fd\u0161ky n\u011bco m\u00e1lo kolem 70 cm.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Pidimu\u017e\u00edk: Ty mus\u00ed\u0161 b\u00fdt Tom, \u017ee?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo, to jsem!<\/div>\n<div>Pidimu\u017e\u00edk: J\u00e1 jsem \u010caryfuk! Poj\u010f d\u00e1l. Tv\u016fj p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh u\u017e zn\u00e1m!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Mei<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Klikn\u011bte na novou anketu, d\u00edky. J. :o)<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Mei Je pro m\u011b povzbudiv\u00e9 \u010d\u00edst va\u0161e koment\u00e1\u0159e. Ob\u010das se i u nich zasm\u011bji. Nebojte se, j\u00e1 to Tomovi osol\u00edm. \ud83d\ude42 Mei Bill: Co\u017ee? Vyval\u00ed o\u010di. Tom: Jo, sly\u0161el si spr\u00e1vn\u011b, vyber si, Bu\u010f bude\u0161 m\u00edt m\u011b a nebo d\u00edt\u011b. 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