{"id":14620,"date":"2009-05-02T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-02T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=14586"},"modified":"2009-05-02T15:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-02T14:30:00","slug":"muj-kouzelny-bill-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/05\/02\/muj-kouzelny-bill-15\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u016fj kouzeln\u00fd Bill 15."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"false\">\n<div><strong>autor: Mei<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tak\u017ee ahojda, jsem moc, moc r\u00e1da, \u017ee v\u00e1s nadchlo, \u017ee te\u010fko bude mam\u010da Tom. Ani nev\u00edm, u \u010deho ta my\u0161lenka vznikla. Mo\u017en\u00e1 t\u00edm, \u017ee j\u00e1 r\u00e1da v\u0161echno mot\u00e1m a obrac\u00edm. Tak\u017ee douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se pobav\u00edte. Kdy\u017e nev\u00edm, jestli dneska budou vtipe\u010dky\u2026 snad tam n\u011bjak\u00fd bude.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong><\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"374\" title=\"249\" alt=\"\" class=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/6cf115fc1d_43383891_o2.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Co\u017ee?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ty jsi t\u011bhotn\u00fd.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille, to je nemo\u017en\u00fd, j\u00e1 jsem kluk!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: A j\u00e1 \u010darod\u011bj\u2026 Sakra! <em>Pra\u0161t\u00ed rukou do stol\u016f.<\/em> V\u017edy\u0165 se pod\u00edvej, cpe\u0161 se tu kol\u00e1\u010dem, k\u0159upkami a chleb\u00ed\u010dky.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: To snad nemysl\u00ed\u0161 v\u00e1\u017en\u011b? <em>Polo\u017e\u00ed s trochou sebezap\u0159en\u00ed kol\u00e1\u010d.<\/em> To chce\u0161 \u0159\u00edct, <em>postav\u00ed se a jde k n\u011bmu, Bill couv\u00e1,<\/em> \u017ee jsi mi u\u010daroval haranta\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ne, to jsem neud\u011blal j\u00e1?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo tak\u017ee ono se tam vyskytlo samo od sebe?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: No, samo od sebe ne?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Tak mi to sakra vysv\u011btli. <em>Za\u0159ve na n\u011bj.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tome, uklidni se, j\u00e1 to v\u00edm asi jen o p\u00e1r minut d\u00e9le ne\u017e ty\u2026 Neroz\u010diluj se, mysli na d\u00edt\u011b?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ne\u0159\u00edkej mi, co m\u00e1m d\u011blat! A u\u017e mi to vysv\u011btli.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: No prost\u011b, zn\u00e1\u0161 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh o Pann\u011b Marii?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: A tak ur\u010dit\u011b v\u00ed\u0161, jak se narodil Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille?! <em>Pod\u00edv\u00e1 se na n\u011bj velmi na\u0161tvan\u011b a chce sly\u0161et odpov\u011b\u010f, tyhle okliky p\u0159\u00edmo nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: No jo fajn, sedni si, <em>posad\u00ed ho a do ruky mu d\u00e1 kol\u00e1\u010d, Tom se na n\u011bj pod\u00edv\u00e1 a po chv\u00edli ticha se do kol\u00e1\u010de zakousne.<\/em> <strong><em>Fajn j\u00ed, nebude k\u0159i\u010det<\/em><\/strong>. To d\u00edt\u011b se narodilo z\u2026 z \u010dist\u00fd l\u00e1sky, nem\u016f\u017eu za to j\u00e1 ani ty, ale na\u0161e l\u00e1ska k sob\u011b. V\u00ed\u0161, j\u00e1 jsem byl taky p\u0159ekvapen\u00fd, ale do\u0161lo mi, \u017ee m\u011b doopravdy miluje\u0161. A to je pro m\u011b to nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Aha, tak\u017ee ve mn\u011b te\u010fko bude r\u016fst n\u011bjak\u00fd d\u00edt\u011b, o kter\u00fd ani tro\u0161inku nestoj\u00edm, jen kv\u016fli tomu, \u017ee j\u00e1 idiot se do tebe zamiloval?<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>Bill: Jo!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: J\u00e1 to d\u00edt\u011b nechci!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jak, \u017ee ho nechce\u0161? Je to snad i moje d\u00edt\u011b! M\u011b to taky net\u011b\u0161\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00e1m v 17 d\u00edt\u011b s klukem!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: STO 17, mil\u00e1\u010dku, STO\u2026 J\u00e1 jsem se je\u0161t\u011b nevzpamatoval z toho, \u017ee jsi n\u011bjak\u00fd \u010darod\u011bj, nebo co, p\u0159ijdu, abych se ti omluvil a dal to v\u0161echno dohromady a m\u00edsto toho \u010dek\u00e1m d\u011bcko?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tome, j\u00e1 v\u00edm, je toho na tebe v posledn\u00ed dob\u011b moc, ale sna\u017e se m\u011b pochopit. Kdyby to bylo na mn\u011b, nic by se nikdy nestalo. A cos t\u00fd\u010de d\u00edt\u011bte, rad\u011bji bych ho nosil pod srdcem j\u00e1, kdybych v\u011bd\u011bl, jak moc ho bude\u0161 nen\u00e1vid\u011bt.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille, tady nejde o to, co by se stalo kdyby\u2026 Ale tady jde o to, \u017ee j\u00e1 jsem t\u011bhotn\u00fd s klukem, co je 100 let mrtv\u00fd.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: J\u00e1 nejsem mrtv\u00fd. Asi jsem se v tob\u011b spletl, myslel jsem, \u017ee jsi jin\u00fd, ale ty jsi jen sobec!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: J\u00e1 jsem sobec, jo?<\/div>\n<div>Bil: Ano, jsi!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Tak to ti p\u011bkn\u011b d\u011bkuju. Sbohem. <em>Zvedl se, sebral kol\u00e1\u010d a ode\u0161el ke dve\u0159\u00edm, kde se pohrdav\u011b pod\u00edval na Billa a ode\u0161el spolu s t\u0159\u00edsknut\u00edm dve\u0159\u00ed!<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: J\u00e1, \u017ee jsem sobec\u2026 A i kdybych byl sobec? Jsem t\u011bhotn\u00fd, m\u00e1m pr\u00e1vo b\u00fdt sobec!<\/div>\n<div><em>Tom \u0161el dom\u016f a celou cestu si brumlal n\u011bco pod vousy. Do cesty se mu postavila \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e1 restaurace\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: \u010c\u00edna, tam jsem taky nebyl\u2026 <em>S t\u011bmito slovy, \u00fasm\u011bvem a o pozn\u00e1n\u00ed lep\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1ladou, ve\u0161el do restaurace a prohl\u00ed\u017eel si menu. Po chv\u00edli k n\u011bmu odcupit\u00e1 vietnamsk\u00fd \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>\u010c\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk: So si d\u00e1te, pane?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo, d\u00e1m si sma\u017een\u00e9 nudle s ku\u0159ec\u00edm masem a bambusov\u00fdm v\u00fdhonky, \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fd sal\u00e1t, sal\u00e1t t\u0159\u00ed chut\u00ed, pe\u010denou zmrzlinu a jednu Colu.<\/div>\n<div>\u010c\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk: Secko si d\u00e1te tad\u00fd, pan\u00e9?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo, v\u0161echno, m\u00e1m hlad!<\/div>\n<div>\u010c\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk: Bobze, pan\u00e9\u2026<\/div>\n<div><em>Po 1 hodin\u011b, co to Tom v\u0161e do sebe nasoukal, zaplatil a \u0161el dom\u016f s pln\u00fdm b\u0159\u00ed\u0161kem a to nejen j\u00eddla.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ahoj, mami?<\/div>\n<div>Simone: Ahoj Tome, m\u00e1\u0161 hlad?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Podle toho, co je k j\u00eddlu\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Simone: Asi t\u011b nepot\u011b\u0161\u00edm, ale bramborov\u00e1 ka\u0161e a ryb\u00ed prsty.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Emm. Jo, d\u00e1m si\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Simone: V\u00e1\u017en\u011b? Nejsi nemocn\u00fd?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ne, ale hladov\u00fd.<\/div>\n<div>Simone: Dob\u0159e. <em>Odejde do kuchyn\u011b, Tom j\u00ed n\u00e1sleduje, Simone vynd\u00e1 tal\u00ed\u0159 a nand\u00e1 mu b\u011b\u017enou porci ka\u0161e a n\u011bkolik prst\u016f.<\/em> K\u0159i\u010d\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Hele, ne\u0161et\u0159i na mn\u011b, jo?! <em>vezme j\u00ed ruku a hod\u00ed si tam po\u0159\u00e1dnou haldu ka\u0161e a asi 6 prst\u016f.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Simone: To v\u00e1\u017en\u011b sn\u00ed\u0161?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: To si pi\u0161.<\/div>\n<div><em>Usedne ke stolu a pust\u00ed se do j\u00eddla.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Je to v\u00fdborn\u00fd, nev\u011bd\u011bl jsem, \u017ee jsi tak dobr\u00e1 kucha\u0159ka\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Simone: P\u0159ekvapuje\u0161 m\u011b.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo, i j\u00e1 jsem p\u0159ekvapen\u00fd\u2026<\/div>\n<div><em>Tom v\u0161ecko na tal\u00ed\u0159i sn\u011bdl. N\u011bkdo zazvonil, Simone \u0161la otev\u0159\u00edt, to nem\u011bla d\u011blat, pa\u010d Tom se vrhnul do zbytku hrnce bramborov\u00e9 ka\u0161e a zbyl\u00fdch 10 prst\u016f. V\u0161echno to v n\u011bm zmizelo tak rychle, jak to jen \u0161lo.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Kdo to byl?<\/div>\n<div>Simone: Po\u0161\u0165\u00e1k. <em>Jde k hrnci, odklop\u00ed pokli\u010dku a jen vyval\u00ed o\u010di\u2026<\/em> Tomeeee?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bylo to dobr\u00fd\u2026. <em>Prot\u00e1hne se na \u017eidli a rukou si pomazl\u00ed b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ko.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>**u Billa**<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ach jo, co se to stalo&#8230; Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee Tom neud\u011bl\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1dnou blbost.<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Neboj, Bille, v\u0161echno bude zase o.k.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jak to m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 v\u011bd\u011bt?<\/div>\n<div>Gordon: Otcovsk\u00fd instinkt, to taky pozn\u00e1\u0161.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: D\u011bdulo\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Po\u010dkej a ty bude\u0161 ta\u0165ka nebo mamka? \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, \u017ee ta\u0165ka. Boj\u00edm se, aby Tom nic tomu mal\u00e9mu neud\u011blal. On to d\u00edt\u011b nem\u00e1 r\u00e1d\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Mei<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Mei Tak\u017ee ahojda, jsem moc, moc r\u00e1da, \u017ee v\u00e1s nadchlo, \u017ee te\u010fko bude mam\u010da Tom. Ani nev\u00edm, u \u010deho ta my\u0161lenka vznikla. Mo\u017en\u00e1 t\u00edm, \u017ee j\u00e1 r\u00e1da v\u0161echno mot\u00e1m a obrac\u00edm. Tak\u017ee douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se pobav\u00edte. 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