{"id":14680,"date":"2009-04-24T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T17:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=14646"},"modified":"2009-04-24T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T17:30:00","slug":"sk8er-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/04\/24\/sk8er-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Sk8er Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Bajik<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>He was a boy, she was a\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Can I make it anymore obvious?<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>He was a punk, she did ballet\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>J\u00e1 a pank\u00e1\u010d? Nikdy! Bill a balet? No, \u0161patn\u00e1 p\u0159edstava Billa v t\u011bsn\u00fdm trikotu to fakt nen\u00ed\u2026 Sklapni, Tome!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>What more can I say?<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>He wanted her, she&#8217;d never tell\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Sakra, to mi n\u011bco p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1\u2026<\/div>\n<div><em>Secretly she wanted him as well\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>To asi t\u011b\u017eko\u2026 I kdy\u017e teda nad\u011bje um\u00edr\u00e1 posledn\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>But all of her friends stuck up their nose<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>They had a problem<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>With his baggy clothes<\/em><\/div>\n<div>No dovol! Ty hadry jsou zna\u010dkov\u00fd! Vlastn\u011b, i kdyby byly ty nejzna\u010dkov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ze v\u0161ech zna\u010dkov\u00fdch, jemu to bude \u00fapln\u011b u pr\u2026 ehm, voln\u00fd!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>He was a sk8er boi<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>She sad: See ya later, boy<\/em><\/div>\n<div>No, kurva, to je snad fakt o n\u00e1s!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>He wasn&#8217;t good enough for her<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Takovej d\u011bvka\u0159 jako j\u00e1 nebudu pro Billa dobrej nikdy. Hlavn\u011b \u017ee to v\u00edm\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>She had a pretty face<\/em><\/div>\n<div>A nejen ksicht. Jeho t\u011blo je kurevsky \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd! Jeho boky, zadek, hv\u011bzdi\u010dka\u2026 Sakra! Sta\u010d\u00ed na to pomyslet a \u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>But her head was up in space<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>She needed to come back<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Down to earth<\/em><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>&#8222;Zp\u00e1tky na zem pot\u0159ebuju sp\u00ed\u0161 j\u00e1\u2026 Sakra, Tome, m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 taky uva\u017eovat nad n\u011b\u010d\u00edm jin\u00fdm ne\u017e nad n\u00edm? Je to tv\u016fj br\u00e1cha, nem\u016f\u017ee\u0161 s n\u00edm sp\u00e1t, ani s n\u00edm nic m\u00edt. Probu\u010f se, ty magore!&#8220; nad\u00e1val jsem nahlas s\u00e1m sob\u011b a fl\u00e1knul jsem se rukou do hlavy tak, \u017ee mi musela chc\u00edpnout nejm\u00ed\u0148 polovina mozkovejch bun\u011bk, pokud n\u011bjak\u00fd m\u00e1m. Po\u010dkat, ne\u0159\u00edkala n\u00e1hodou star\u00e1 \u0161keble v biologii, \u017ee se mozkov\u00fd bu\u0148ky neregenerujou\u2026?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jasn\u011b, jemu se to lehko \u0159ekne. J\u00e1 jsem mu \u00fapln\u011b volnej. Jen\u017ee on m\u011b tak tro\u0161ku ne. Mn\u011b je na rozd\u00edl od n\u011bj \u00fapln\u011b putna, \u017ee by to byl.\u2026 jak on tomu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, do h\u00e1je! Takov\u00fd pitom\u00fd ciz\u00ed slovo\u2026 Incest? Je mo\u017en\u00fd, \u017ee by to byl incest? Asi to bude ono. Blb\u011bj\u0161\u00ed slovo jsem teda je\u0161t\u011b nesly\u0161el, to je fakt.<\/div>\n<div>Je to nespravedliv\u00fd! Jak takov\u00fd sexy stvo\u0159en\u00ed m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt moje dvoj\u010de a j\u00e1 s n\u00edm nesm\u00edm nic m\u00edt? Kterej idiot vymyslel takov\u00fdhle z\u00e1kony? Je \u00faplnej nesmysl n\u011bco takov\u00fdho zakazovat! Dy\u0165 ve starov\u011bku nebo kdy, se p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00ed brali norm\u00e1ln\u011b a nikoho to nijak nes\u2026 ne\u0161tvalo!&#8220; pokra\u010doval jsem st\u00e1le nahlas, jakoby se nechumelilo. Vlastn\u011b se nechumelilo, bylo l\u00e9to\u2026<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\"><em>Flashback<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;\u017dije\u0161, ty palice dubov\u00e1?&#8220; zeptal jsem se Billa, kdy\u017e jsem se nad n\u011bj starostliv\u011b sklonil, proto\u017ee b\u011b\u017eel po zahrad\u011b, oto\u010dil se dozadu a narazil do stromu.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;Pro\u010d dub? Tohle je o\u0159ech, jestli se nepletu,&#8220; set\u0159el m\u011b na\u0161tvan\u011b a posadil se.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;Tak palice o\u0159echov\u00e1, abys m\u011bl klid na du\u0161i\u2026&#8220;opravil jsem se a sednul si vedle n\u011bj.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;U\u017e jsem ti n\u011bkdy \u0159ekl, \u017ee m\u011b d\u011bsn\u011b moc sere\u0161, Tome?&#8220; zeptal se m\u011b Bill a op\u0159el se o mohutn\u00fd kmen o\u0159echu, ostatn\u011b tak jako v\u017edycky.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;\u0158\u00edk\u00e1\u0161 mi to docela pravideln\u011b, ale m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 mi to klidn\u011b zopakovat, jestli ti to ud\u011bl\u00e1 radost,&#8220; odv\u011btil jsem mu.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Pod\u00edval se mi do o\u010d\u00ed a j\u00e1 jsem z jeho pohledu vyc\u00edtil, \u017ee na m\u011b na\u0161tvan\u00fd nen\u00ed. \u017de na m\u011b na\u0161tvan\u00fd ani nebyl.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;Tome Kaulitzi, sere\u0161 m\u011b jako nikdo jinej!&#8220; \u0159ekl a pak se rozesm\u00e1l. &#8222;Sere\u0161 m\u011b, proto\u017ee na tebe nedok\u00e1\u017eu bejt ani na\u0161tvanej. To, \u017ee jse\u0161 moje p\u016flka, se nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1\u2026&#8220;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;No dovol! J\u00e1 jsem star\u0161\u00ed, tak\u017ee nejsem tvoje p\u016flka, ale ty jse\u0161 moje p\u016flka!&#8220; upozornil jsem ho.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;Ne, ty jse\u0161 moje p\u016flka!&#8220; za\u010dal se se mnou dohodovat.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;Ty jse\u0161 MOJE p\u016flka, Bille!&#8220;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;Ty moje!&#8220;st\u00e1l si za sv\u00fdm a jeho o\u010di\u010dka z\u00e1\u0159ila jako sv\u011bt\u00fdlka na strome\u010dku. Tenhle jeho pohled byl ze v\u0161ech nejlep\u0161\u00ed.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;Chce\u0161 se h\u00e1dat?&#8220;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;Chce\u0161 se rv\u00e1t?&#8220;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;Tak poj\u010f! Jen do m\u011b!&#8220; uk\u00e1zal jsem na sebe a m\u00e1lem jsem m\u011bl ruku zlomenou, proto\u017ee Bill to vzal v\u00e1\u017en\u011b a doopravdy na m\u011b sko\u010dil.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Kut\u00e1leli jsme se chvilku po zahrad\u011b, dokud jsem si na n\u011bj v\u00edt\u011bzn\u011b nesednul. Bill se sm\u00e1l, j\u00e1 se sm\u00e1l. Ne\u010dekan\u011b jsme se sm\u00e1li oba dva. Slezl jsem z n\u011bj a lehnul si vedle.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;Mo\u017en\u00e1 jsem m\u011bl souhlasit s h\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00edm. To bych ur\u010dit\u011b vyhr\u00e1l,&#8220; \u0159ekl Bill a pod\u00edval se na m\u011b t\u011bma sv\u00fdma karamelkama.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;To si jen mysl\u00ed\u0161,&#8220; odfrknul jsem a zad\u00edval jsem se na nebe.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;V\u017edycky m\u011b nech\u00e1\u0161 vyhr\u00e1t, proto\u017ee v\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee t\u011b m\u00e1m r\u00e1d,&#8220; \u0159ekl u\u017e o tro\u0161ku ti\u0161eji a posunul se ke mn\u011b, aby m\u011b mohl obejmout.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\"><em>Konec flashbacku<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Jo, to byl ten moment. P\u0159esn\u011b tady se to stalo! P\u0159esn\u011b tady jsem ztratil hlavu a nedok\u00e1zal myslet na nic jin\u00fdho ne\u017e jen na n\u011bj. U\u017e v\u00edc ne\u017e t\u0159i roky mysl\u00edm jen na n\u011bj. A on to moc dob\u0159e v\u00ed. V\u017edy\u0165 nen\u00ed blbej ani slepej.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tome. Tome!&#8220; k\u0159i\u010del na m\u011b Bill a p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t do m\u011b str\u010dil, abych se probral z transu. Sundal jsem si sluch\u00e1tka, ve kter\u00fdch se ta pitom\u00e1 p\u00edsni\u010dka kone\u010dn\u011b bl\u00ed\u017eila ke konci.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Co je?&#8220; zeptal jsem se ho, ale to u\u017e zase nevn\u00edmal on, proto\u017ee se zaposlouchal a za\u010dal si text pro sebe zp\u00edvat. Co hor\u0161\u00edho m\u011b mohlo je\u0161t\u011b potkat ne\u017e zp\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed Bill?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jsem s hoperem,<\/div>\n<div>\u0159ekl jsem: Uvid\u00edme se pozd\u011bj, kluku.<\/div>\n<div>Budu na tebe \u010dekat v posteli,<\/div>\n<div>po tom, co mi kone\u010dn\u011b \u0159ekne\u0161,<\/div>\n<div>\u017ee m\u011b miluje\u0161\u2026&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Co\u017ee?&#8220; vyt\u0159e\u0161til jsem na n\u011bj o\u010di a nasadil si sluch\u00e1tka, jestli to tam tak je.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Pitome\u010dku,&#8220; \u0159ekl Bill s \u00fasm\u011bvem a sundal mi sluch\u00e1tka.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tam to tak ale nen\u00ed\u2026&#8220; zjistil jsem a zd\u011b\u0161en\u011b jsem se na n\u011bj koukl.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00e1 v\u00edm. V\u00ed\u0161, sta\u010d\u00ed t\u011b jen chv\u00edli poslouchat, kdy\u017e mluv\u00ed\u0161 s\u00e1m pro sebe. Mo\u017en\u00e1 by bylo lep\u0161\u00ed, kdybys myslel potichu,&#8220; mluvil klidn\u00fdm hlasem a st\u011bhoval se za mnou na postel.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tys to sly\u0161el? Tys tu byl?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Celou dobu,&#8220; ozn\u00e1mil mi a p\u0159itiskl se na mn\u011b. Vzal mou ruku do sv\u00e9 a pokra\u010doval: &#8222;Prvn\u011b jsem si \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee ti nic ne\u0159eknu a budu d\u011blat, \u017ee jsem tu nebyl a nic nesly\u0161el, ale pak mi p\u0159i\u0161lo tro\u0161ku krut\u00fd d\u011blat jako\u017ee nic. A vlastn\u011b to nebylo poprv\u00fd, co jsem t\u011b poslouchal\u2026&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bo\u017ee!&#8220; zaklel jsem.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Po\u010dkej, po\u010dkej, nemus\u00ed\u0161 m\u011b volat, kdy\u017e jsem tady\u2026 Mluv\u00ed\u0161 ze span\u00ed, brepto,&#8220; usm\u00e1l se a dal mi pusu na nos.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Netrefil ses, nemysl\u00ed\u0161?&#8220; zeptal jsem se ho a odpov\u011bd\u00ed mi byl jeho omluvn\u00fd \u00fasm\u011bv.<\/div>\n<div>Zajel jsem mu rukou do vlas\u016f a p\u0159it\u00e1hnul si jeho obli\u010dej bl\u00ed\u017e ke sv\u00e9mu, abych ho mohl pol\u00edbit\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Kone\u010dn\u011b!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>He&#8217;s just a boy and I&#8217;m just a boy<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Can I make it anymore obvious?<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>We&#8217;re in love, haven&#8217;t you heard<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>How we rock each other&#8217;s world?<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u2026<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Bajik<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Bajik He was a boy, she was a\u2026 Bill. Can I make it anymore obvious? He was a punk, she did ballet\u2026 J\u00e1 a pank\u00e1\u010d? Nikdy! Bill a balet? No, \u0161patn\u00e1 p\u0159edstava Billa v t\u011bsn\u00fdm trikotu to fakt nen\u00ed\u2026 Sklapni, Tome!<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/04\/24\/sk8er-boy\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ff-jednodilky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14680"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14680\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}