{"id":14721,"date":"2009-04-19T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-19T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=14687"},"modified":"2009-04-19T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-19T17:00:00","slug":"ze-zivota-zvirat-aneb-kdyz-je-vas-zivot-pes-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/04\/19\/ze-zivota-zvirat-aneb-kdyz-je-vas-zivot-pes-9\/","title":{"rendered":"Ze \u017eivota zv\u00ed\u0159at aneb kdy\u017e je v\u00e1\u0161 \u017eivot Pes 9."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"false\">\n<div><strong>autor: Tok!oNiki<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Ahojky,<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>tak jsem se kone\u010dn\u011b dokopala k psan\u00ed dal\u0161\u00edch d\u00edl\u016f t\u00fdhle potrhl\u00fd pov\u00eddky\u2026 xD Mus\u00edm p\u0159iznat, \u017ee od t\u00fd doby, co se TH proslavili v Americe, se m\u016fj vztah k nim trochu zm\u011bnil, a t\u00edm p\u00e1dem i vztah k twincestu\u2026 N\u011bjakou dobu sem na twincestblog p\u0159estala chodit, a teprve a\u017e kdy\u017e m\u011b Janule upozornila, \u017ee moje pov\u00eddky jsou na seznamu ke smaz\u00e1n\u00ed, donutila m\u011b t\u00edm pokra\u010dovat x) Jinak se p\u0159edem mus\u00edm omluvit, proto\u017ee mysl\u00edm, \u017ee n\u011bjakej ten \u010das se tu dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edly neobjev\u00ed, jeliko\u017e jsme m\u011bli rodi\u010d\u00e1k a j\u00e1 se po v\u00edkendu chyst\u00e1m na\u0161im uk\u00e1zat l\u00edste\u010dek se zn\u00e1mkama\u2026 Nejhor\u0161\u00ed je, \u017ee m\u00e1m zn\u00e1mky celkem dobr\u00fd, ale jim to prost\u011b furt nesta\u010d\u00ed, tak\u017ee jsem si jist\u00e1, \u017ee z\u00e1kaz po\u010d\u00edta\u010de m\u011b nemine\u2026 x( Tak jsem v\u00e1m sem dala aspo\u0148 jeden d\u00edl a v dob\u011b m\u00fdho pobytu v exilu (xD) budu piln\u011b vymej\u0161let, abych to pak po propu\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed jen naklepala do po\u010d\u00edta\u010de xD<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Tak\u017ee p\u0159eju p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd po\u010dten\u00ed a p\u0159edem d\u011bkuju za ka\u017edej koment\u00e1\u0159 x)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Va\u0161e Tok!oNiki<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No dob\u0159e, chce\u0161 si hr\u00e1t na sfingu? Pros\u00edm, jak je libo. Ale pozorn\u011b m\u011b poslouchej. Tohle,&#8220; rozm\u00e1chl\u00fdm gestem vymez\u00edm sv\u00fd teritorium, &#8222;je M\u016eJ pel\u00ed\u0161ek a pro dva psy tu nen\u00ed m\u00edsto. M\u00e1m sv\u016fj zab\u011bhnutej re\u017eim, svoje zvyky, prost\u011b sv\u016fj \u017eivot, tak\u017ee nechci, abys mi ho ztrp\u010doval, jak se ti to konec konc\u016f da\u0159ilo doposud. J\u00e1 si nebudu v\u0161\u00edmat tebe, ty si nebude\u0161 v\u0161\u00edmat m\u011b. Bude nejlep\u0161\u00ed, kdy\u017e spolu budeme tr\u00e1vit co nejm\u00e9n\u011b \u010dasu, aby nevznikaly zbyte\u010dn\u00fd komplikace. Up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b, nem\u00e1m t\u011b r\u00e1d, nikdy jsem nem\u011bl a nikdy ani nebudu. Ch\u00e1pu, um\u0159el ti p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek, je to pro tebe velk\u00e1 ztr\u00e1ta, jen\u017ee f\u0148uk\u00e1n\u00edm mu \u017eivot nevr\u00e1t\u00ed\u0161. Kdy\u017e ale bude\u0161 dodr\u017eovat pravidla, myslim, \u017ee spolu m\u016f\u017eeme vydr\u017eet pod jednou st\u0159echou.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Ufff\u2026 m\u00e1m \u00fapln\u011b sucho v tlam\u011b, jak jsem to na n\u011bj vychrlil jedn\u00edm dechem. Kone\u010dn\u011b jsem v\u0161echnu tu nahromad\u011bnou zlost a nejistotu, kter\u00e1 m\u011b v posledn\u00edch dnech tak u\u017e\u00edrala, pustil ven a tak se mi nesm\u00edrn\u011b ulevilo. Takhle dob\u0159e jsem se u\u017e dlouho nec\u00edtil.<\/div>\n<div>Pohl\u00e9dnu p\u00e1trav\u00fdm zrakem na m\u00fdho poslucha\u010de. &#8222;Bille, tys naprosto nic nepochopil!&#8220; Vyk\u0159ikne najednou hystericky a ne\u017e se nad\u011bju, vy\u0159\u00edt\u00ed se pry\u010d bez bli\u017e\u0161\u00edho vysv\u011btlen\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>Tak, kamar\u00e1de, pronesu sm\u011brem ke Garfieldovi, asi nebudu jedinej bl\u00e1zen v tomhle bar\u00e1ku.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>***<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjakou dobu tup\u011b, s nech\u00e1pav\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem, hypnotizuju m\u00edsto, kde se pr\u00e1v\u011b p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed po Tomovi jen zapr\u00e1\u0161ilo. Jakmile usly\u0161\u00edm slab\u00e9 \u00b4PLESK\u00b4, to jak se za n\u00edm zav\u0159ela plastikov\u00e1 dv\u00ed\u0159ka M\u00c9HO otvoru ve dve\u0159\u00edch vedouc\u00edch na zahradu, za\u010dnou se op\u011bt v m\u00e9 hlav\u011b probouzet nezastaviteln\u00e9 my\u0161lenkov\u00e9 pochody, jejich\u017e zaru\u010den\u00fdm a hlavn\u00edm spou\u0161t\u011b\u010dem je m\u016fj potrhl\u00fd brat\u0159\u00ed\u010dek. Ten si te\u010f p\u011bkn\u011b zmiz\u00ed a nech\u00e1 tu po sob\u011b jen oblak plnej otazn\u00edk\u016f. A jeliko\u017e tomuhle p\u011btiminutov\u00fdmu psychick\u00fdmu mu\u010den\u00ed se bohu\u017eel nevyhnu (m\u00e1 super nadpr\u016fm\u011brn\u011b inteligentn\u00ed mozkovna vyp\u00edna\u010d je\u0161t\u011b nevynalezla), tak se alespo\u0148 hod\u00edm do fyzick\u00e9 pohody. P\u011bkn\u011b se tedy uveleb\u00edm ve sv\u00e9m pel\u00ed\u0161ku, s Garfieldem v\u011brn\u011b po boku a s o\u010dima p\u0159i\u0161pendlen\u00fdma na zdi, za n\u00ed\u017e pani\u010dka za doprovodu hrncov\u00e9 opery a sv\u00e9ho zp\u011bvn\u00e9ho altu (div mi z toho nehv\u00edzd\u00e1 v u\u0161\u00edch) p\u0159ipravuje n\u011bjakou specialitu.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Zhluboka si povzdechnu a najednou se kdesi ze v\u0161ech zapadl\u00fdch tk\u00e1n\u00ed m\u00e9ho t\u011bla jako vlna tsunami vyno\u0159\u00ed \u00fanava, j\u00e1 pomalu zav\u00edr\u00e1m o\u010di a m\u00e1 mysl se p\u0159ipravuje na nejhor\u0161\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>&#8211; v Billov\u011b mysli: Interview I. &#8211;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>akt\u00e9\u0159i: Bill 1 (= Billovo \u0161patn\u00e9 sv\u011bdom\u00ed)<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Bill 2 (= n\u00e1\u0161 star\u00fd dobr\u00fd zn\u00e1m\u00fd egoistick\u00fd Bill)<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>&#8211; Bill 1: Je to tv\u016fj bratr, tvoje dvoj\u010de. Mus\u00ed\u0161 ho m\u00edt r\u00e1d!<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8211; Bill 2:<\/em> (v\u00fdstra\u017en\u00e9 zavr\u010den\u00ed)\u2026 <em>Mus\u00edm?! Cha ch\u00e1! J\u00e1 nic nemus\u00edm! U\u017e jen nekone\u010dn\u011b dlouh\u00fd rodokmen potvrzuje m\u016fj \u0161lechtick\u00fd p\u016fvod, tak\u017ee tak jedin\u00e1 v\u011bc, kterou opravdu mus\u00edm, je nechat se obskakovat a p\u0159ij\u00edmat komplimenty!<\/em> (pov\u00fd\u0161en\u00e9 \u0148afnut\u00ed)<\/div>\n<div><em>&#8211; Bill 1:<\/em> (opovr\u017eliv\u00e9 odfrknut\u00ed)\u2026 <em>Jednomu je z toho tv\u00fdho sebev\u011bdom\u00fdho vychvalov\u00e1n\u00ed \u0161oufl. A v\u016fbec\u2026 To tv\u016fj t\u00edhou gelu zanesenej minimoze\u010dek v\u00e1\u017en\u011b je\u0161t\u011b nesta\u010dil zaregistrovat, \u017ee Tom, jako\u017eto tvoje jednovaje\u010dn\u00e9 dvoj\u010de, je tedy t\u00e9\u017e \u0161lechtick\u00e9ho p\u016fvodu, tud\u00ed\u017e m\u00e1 stejn\u00e1 pr\u00e1va jako ty, nemysl\u00ed\u0161?<\/em> (l\u00edbezn\u00fd \u00fasm\u011bv, jasn\u011b nazna\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed, co si mysl\u00ed o velikosti IQ Billa 2)<\/div>\n<div><em>&#8211; Bill 2:<\/em> (p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed)\u2026 \u2026 \u2026 (st\u00e1le ho nenapad\u00e1 vhodn\u00e1 sarkastick\u00e1 odpov\u011b\u010f\u2026 velice znepokojiv\u00e9)<\/div>\n<div><em>&#8211; Bill 1: Dovol mi jednu ot\u00e1zku, Bille? Pro\u010d ho vlastn\u011b tak nen\u00e1vid\u00ed\u0161?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>S leknut\u00edm se probud\u00edm. Fuj, to byl ale sen. Jen\u017ee si v\u016fbec nem\u016f\u017eu vzpomenout, co p\u0159esn\u011b se mi zd\u00e1lo. V mysli mi vyvst\u00e1vaj\u00ed jen nejasn\u00e9 obrysy mal\u00e9ho jez\u00edrka ve\u2026 vyprahl\u00e9 pou\u0161ti? Ano\u2026 Pozoroval jsem p\u00edskem z\u010de\u0159enou vodn\u00ed hladinu, na n\u00ed\u017e se zrcadlil m\u016fj odraz, kter\u00fd ke mn\u011b dokonce promlouval. A co\u017ee to vlastn\u011b \u0159\u00edkal? Ur\u010dit\u011b se to t\u00fdkalo toho dredat\u00fdho po\u0161uka, to je mi jasn\u00fd\u2026 Hm\u2026 bylo to n\u011bco o m\u00fdm p\u016fvodu, bla bla bla\u2026 hm\u2026 te\u010f si i do nejmen\u0161\u00edho detailu vybavuju jeho zlomysln\u00fd obli\u010dej, kter\u00fd se okam\u017eit\u011b rozvlnil, jakmile jsem po n\u011bm vztekle m\u00e1chnul packou, proto\u017ee \u0159ekl\u2026? Jasn\u011b! Ptal se m\u011b, pro\u010d toho hnusn\u00fdho hejhulu nen\u00e1vidim!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Najednou m\u011b zaplav\u00ed takov\u00e1 vlna vzteku, \u017ee v milisekund\u011b vte\u0159iny vysko\u010d\u00edm na v\u0161echny \u010dty\u0159i a z hlubin m\u00e9ho \u0161t\u00edhl\u00e9ho t\u011bla se automaticky vydere p\u0159edem naprogramovan\u00e9 instinktivn\u00ed vr\u010den\u00ed. Packy se mi sam\u00fdm hn\u011bvem rozklepou, tak\u017ee m\u00e1m co d\u011blat, abych se na kluzk\u00fdm nale\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdm linoleu nerozpl\u00e1cl a je\u0161t\u011b si v\u00edc nepocuchal m\u016fj, u\u017e tak dost zb\u00edda\u010del\u00fd \u00fa\u010des (hr\u016fza, te\u010f vypad\u00e1m jak n\u011bjakej neupravenej malt\u00e9z\u00e1k!).<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Pane-Ps\u00ed-Bo\u017ee (k\u00e9\u017e \u017eije\u0161 v\u011b\u010dn\u011b, pomoz mi od hejhulovy zl\u00e9 moci, opatruj m\u011b ve dne v noci, \u00e1men)! Nejrad\u0161i bych mou drahou (bl\u00e9\u00e9!) polovi\u010dku roz\u0161l\u00e1pl jako \u010dervoto\u010de (p\u0159esn\u011bji \u0159e\u010deno Billato\u010de). N\u00e1sil\u00edm v sob\u011b potla\u010d\u00edm dal\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1valy hysterie, nebezpe\u010dn\u011b lomcuj\u00edc\u00ed mou k\u0159ehkou du\u0161\u00ed, a jeliko\u017e pr\u00e1v\u011b usly\u0161\u00edm pani\u010d\u010dino nad\u0161en\u00e9 a \u00falevn\u00e9: &#8222;Tome! Tady jsi! Ve\u010de\u0159e!&#8220; ud\u011bl\u00e1m jak\u00fdsi nekoordinovan\u00fd v\u00fdpad vp\u0159ed, a jakmile jsem u\u017e schopen norm\u00e1ln\u00edho pohybu, rozb\u011bhnu se za lib\u011b von\u00edc\u00edmi lasagnemi, s nimi\u017e hodl\u00e1m u\u010dinit kr\u00e1tkej proces. Na prahu kuchyn\u011b ov\u0161em \u0161l\u00e1pnu na brzdu, div se nerozsek\u00e1m, pobou\u0159en v\u00fdjevem, jak\u00fd se mi naskytne.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>S vyt\u0159e\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdma o\u010dima sleduju Toma, jak se nestydat\u011b cpe z MOJ\u00cd misky. Jak si je\u0161t\u011b sta\u010d\u00edm za celkem poklidn\u00e9ho (zat\u00edm!) stavu v\u0161imnout, o\u010di m\u00e1 cel\u00e9 opuchl\u00e9, a\u017e se div\u00edm, \u017ee p\u0159es natekl\u00e1 v\u00ed\u010dka vid\u00ed, ocas ochable sv\u011b\u0161en\u00fd, a i p\u0159esto\u017ee mus\u00ed dost dob\u0159e v\u011bd\u011bt o p\u0159\u00edtomnosti m\u00e9 mali\u010dkosti (s vra\u017eedn\u00fdm pohledem), nezvedne hlavu a d\u00e1l, sp\u00ed\u0161 mechanicky, ne\u017e v\u011bdom\u011b, p\u0159e\u017evykuje.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Ale ani tenhle k politov\u00e1n\u00edhodn\u00fd a jako z n\u011bjak\u00fdho doj\u00e1ku vyst\u0159i\u017een\u00fd, \u017ealostn\u00fd pohled, nem\u016f\u017ee ani v nejmen\u0161\u00edm potla\u010dit n\u00e1hl\u00fd n\u00e1r\u016fst adrenalinu v krvi. Varovn\u011b na n\u011bj zavr\u010d\u00edm a ve snaze br\u00e1nit svou vlast (teritorium xD) a soukrom\u00e9 vlastnictv\u00ed, se to semele r\u00e1z na r\u00e1z. S bojovn\u00fdm pok\u0159ikem (ne nepodobn\u00fdm tomu \u017di\u017ekovu, kdy\u017e vedl do bitvy sv\u00e1 husitsk\u00e1 vojska) se vy\u0159\u00edt\u00edm na toho opov\u00e1\u017elivce a\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Tok!oNiki<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Tok!oNiki Ahojky, tak jsem se kone\u010dn\u011b dokopala k psan\u00ed dal\u0161\u00edch d\u00edl\u016f t\u00fdhle potrhl\u00fd pov\u00eddky\u2026 xD Mus\u00edm p\u0159iznat, \u017ee od t\u00fd doby, co se TH proslavili v Americe, se m\u016fj vztah k nim trochu zm\u011bnil, a t\u00edm p\u00e1dem i vztah k twincestu\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/04\/19\/ze-zivota-zvirat-aneb-kdyz-je-vas-zivot-pes-9\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ze-zivota-zvirat-aneb-kdyz-je-vas-zivot-pes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}