{"id":14765,"date":"2009-04-14T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=14731"},"modified":"2009-04-14T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-14T17:00:00","slug":"muj-kouzelny-bill-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/04\/14\/muj-kouzelny-bill-12\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u016fj kouzeln\u00fd Bill 12."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Mei<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Tak je tu dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edl MKB. Dneska bych ho mohla nazvat ODHALEN\u00cd! Tak\u017ee mysl\u00edm, \u017ee u\u017e v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b je jasn\u00e9, o co p\u016fjde. Nebudu to prodlu\u017eovat, hezk\u00e9 po\u010dten\u00ed, Va\u0161e Mei!<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"374\" title=\"249\" alt=\"\" class=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/6cf115fc1d_43383891_o2.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Bill jde ke dve\u0159\u00edm\u2026<\/em><em>Otev\u0159e dve\u0159e, jen\u017ee tam nestoj\u00ed babi\u010dka, ale vykulen\u00fd Tom\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: To-Tome!? <em>Vykul\u00ed na n\u011bj o\u010di a sna\u017e\u00ed se o mil\u00fd usm\u011bv.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille? Ty, ty m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 st\u00e1t\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Schov\u00e1 kl\u00ed\u010de za z\u00e1da.<\/em> No, ehm, jo! Nen\u00ed to skv\u011bl\u00fd? Bylo to asi jenom \u0161okem&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: No to je&#8230; Ale ur\u010dit\u011b by jsi nem\u011bl b\u00fdt u\u017e doma. Ur\u010dit\u011b to nen\u00ed v\u0161echno v po\u0159\u00e1dku.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ale jo! V\u0161echno je v po\u0159\u00e1dku, Tomi. Nic mi nen\u00ed koukej\u2026 <em>Pust\u00ed dve\u0159e, oto\u010d\u00ed se, projde se, zask\u00e1\u010de na lev\u00e9 noze, zask\u00e1\u010de na prav\u00e9 noze.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille, p\u0159esta\u0148 nebo si ubl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed\u0161.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Neboj se, jsem v po\u0159\u00e1dku.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille, tohle se mi v\u016fbec nel\u00edb\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Neboj se. A poj\u010f d\u00e1l, nebo chce\u0161 st\u00e1t venku?<\/div>\n<div><em>Uvoln\u00ed mu m\u00edsto, pust\u00ed ho d\u00e1l, Tom projde d\u00e1l\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div><em>Gorna p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed z kuchyn\u011b&#8230; Pohled m\u00e1 na naukov\u00e9m dortu.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: U\u017e zmizla? D\u00e1\u0161 si taky, starou\u0161i?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ne to nebyla ona, to je Tom. Nech mi tam trochu.<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: A, ahoj Tome, jak se m\u00e1\u0161?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo fajn, jak to, \u017ee u\u017e je Bill doma? Dneska je\u0161t\u011b ani nemohl chodit a te\u010fka mi tu zvesela sk\u00e1\u010de.<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: No, to v\u00ed\u0161. On Bill ob\u010das trochu p\u0159eh\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: V\u016fbec se mi to nel\u00edb\u00ed\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: <em>D\u00e1l u\u017e Toma nevn\u00edm\u00e1.<\/em> V\u00fdborn\u00e9\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Co je na tom v\u00fdborn\u00e9ho?<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: J\u00e1 mluv\u00edm o t\u00e9 zmrzlin\u011b. <em>Oto\u010d\u00ed se a odch\u00e1z\u00ed si sednout do k\u0159esla&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: <em>Jen otev\u0159e pusu doko\u0159\u00e1n.<\/em> <strong><em>Je tohle mo\u017en\u00fd? Bill r\u00e1no byl na pr\u00e1\u0161ky a nemohl se hnout a on mi tady vypr\u00e1v\u00ed o zmrzlin\u011b\u2026 Je tohle norm\u00e1ln\u00ed. Ne, j\u00e1 odvezu Billa zp\u00e1tky do nemocnice\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tak na to rychle zapome\u0148\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Co\u017ee?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: M\u011b do nemocnice nedostane\u0161\u2026 J\u00e1 u\u017e tam nep\u016fjdu, to je vylou\u010deno.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ty jsi snad telepat, \u017ee v\u00ed\u0161 co si mysl\u00edm?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: N\u011bco takov\u00e9ho\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille, j\u00e1 chci vysv\u011btlen\u00ed!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Nem\u00e1m ti co vysv\u011btlovat\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: M\u00e1\u0161 mi toho hodn\u011b co vysv\u011btlovat\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Nebudu ti vysv\u011btlovat nic! <em>Rozeb\u011bhne se po schodech nahoru do sv\u00e9ho pokoje, ale zakopne na schodech a z\u016fstane na nich le\u017eet! Rozbre\u010d\u00ed se\u2026<\/em> Nebudu\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: <em>Vyb\u011bhne za n\u00edm.<\/em> Jsi v po\u0159\u00e1dku, Bill\u00ed? N\u011bco nen\u00ed v po\u0159\u00e1dku a j\u00e1 chci v\u011bd\u011bt co, to je snad norm\u00e1ln\u00ed!? <em>Zved\u00e1 se ze schod\u016f\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ale j\u00e1 ti to nem\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Mn\u011b m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 \u0159\u00edct v\u0161echno\u2026 <em>Obejme ho.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Pokra\u010duje v ch\u016fzi do sv\u00e9ho pokoje, Toma t\u00e1hne za sebou&#8230;<\/em> Nem\u016f\u017eu, myslel by sis, \u017ee jsem bl\u00e1zen\u2026<\/div>\n<div><em>Otev\u0159e dve\u0159e do pokoje.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: A ty nejsi snad m\u016fj bl\u00e1zen\u2026? <em>Sladce se usm\u011bje\u2026<\/em> Mn\u011b m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 \u0159\u00edct v\u0161echno.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Fajn, j\u00e1 ti to \u0159eknu, ale slib mi, \u017ee se mi nebude\u0161 sm\u00e1t, a \u017ee si nebude\u0161 myslet, \u017ee jsem bl\u00e1zen.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Slibuji, tak ven s t\u00edm.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Dobr\u00e1, je\u0161t\u011b nikomu jsem to v \u017eivot\u011b ne\u0159ekl. A u\u017e v\u016fbec n\u00e9 lidem jako jsi ty.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Lidem jako jsem j\u00e1?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: To pochop\u00ed\u0161, nech m\u011b mluvit.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Pokra\u010duj.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Nen\u00ed to jednoduch\u00e9 vysv\u011btlit a u\u017e v\u016fbec ne pochopit. Jsi \u00fapln\u011b prvn\u00ed, komu to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m.<\/div>\n<div>V\u00ed\u0161, ur\u010dit\u011b sis v\u0161iml, \u017ee jsem trochu jin\u00fd ne\u017e ostatn\u00ed. S nik\u00fdm se nebav\u00edm. Krom tebe a t\u00e1ty. Chci, abys v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee t\u011b hrozn\u011b moc miluju a bude t\u011b milovat. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee ty m\u011b bude\u0161 m\u00edt r\u00e1d po\u0159\u00e1d a \u017ee si moje tajenstv\u00ed nech\u00e1\u0161 pro sebe. Lid\u00e9 by to nepochopili a kdybych je p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dil, cht\u011bli by toho zneu\u017e\u00edt a ubl\u00ed\u017eit mi a to bych nep\u0159e\u017eil. U\u017e v\u016fbec ne od tebe. Pamatuje\u0161, jak jsem ti dole ukazoval ty mot\u00fdlky? \u0158\u00edkal jsem ti , \u017ee m\u00e1m v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed vyhl\u00eddky proto, abych je mohl sb\u00edrat.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ano.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: A pamatuje\u0161 na ten sen, co se ti zd\u00e1l, kdy\u017e jsme spadli ze schod\u016f? Jak jsme spolu l\u00edtali?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jak v\u00ed\u0161 o tom, co se mi zd\u00e1lo?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Proto\u017ee to nebyl sen. Byla to skute\u010dnost. A j\u00e1 ti j\u00ed umo\u017enil. J\u00e1 v\u00edm p\u0159esn\u011b, co si mysl\u00ed\u0161 sly\u0161\u00edm to stejn\u011b tak jako ty moje slova.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Nech\u00e1pu to. Co jsi za\u010d?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tome, <em>klekne si p\u0159ed n\u011bj a chytne ho za ruce.<\/em> J\u00e1 jsem, jsem \u010darod\u011bj\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Co, \u017ee jsi?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: \u010carod\u011bj\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Hm aha\u2026 <em>Polo\u017e\u00ed se na postel, chvilku le\u017e\u00ed bezeslova \u2026<\/em> <em>Vyprskne sm\u00edchy\u2026<\/em>Ha ha\u2026to-to je dobr\u00fd vtip! J\u00e1 jsem ti to m\u00e1lem se\u017eral\u2026 Au, \u00fah, j\u00e9 to bylo dobr\u00fd\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: To nen\u00ed vtip, ty idiote. Sl\u00edbil jsi mi, \u017ee se nebude\u0161 sm\u00e1t..<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Snad mi nechce\u0161 namluvit, \u017ee um\u00ed\u0161 kouzlit. <em>Po\u0159\u00e1d se sm\u011bje\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: J\u00f3, um\u00edm\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille, ty by jsi m\u011bl j\u00edt do nemocnice, sice nev\u00edm kde jsi na to v\u0161echno p\u0159i\u0161el, ale mn\u011b poh\u00e1dky nevypr\u00e1v\u011bj. <em>Zved\u00e1 se a chce odej\u00edt z pokoje\u2026 Otev\u0159e dve\u0159e\u2026 Bill luskne, dve\u0159e se zabouchnou.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Co to bylo? <em>Pod\u00edv\u00e1 se na Billa.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Znova luskne, otev\u0159e dve\u0159e, luskne podruh\u00e9 zav\u0159e dve\u0159e , nat\u00e1hne ruku sm\u011brem k Tomovi ten se k n\u011bmu p\u0159isune jako severn\u00ed p\u00f3l magnetu k ji\u017en\u00edmu p\u00f3lu magnetu.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Co to je? Co se to d\u011bje?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Stoupne si, sebe i Toma povznese asi 1metr do vzduchu.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ty v\u00e1\u017en\u011b \u010daruje\u0161.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ano\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: P\u00e1ni, tak\u017ee se mi to v\u0161echno nezd\u00e1lo?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ne.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ud\u011blej je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco..<\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Zav\u0159e o\u010di, zamysl\u00ed se a\u2026<\/em> Pod\u00edvej se do zrcadla.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: <em>Stoupne si p\u0159ed zrcadlo, prohl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed se, ale nic nevid\u00ed\u2026<\/em> J\u00e1 jsem neviditeln\u00fd\u2026 Wow\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Luskne\u2026Oba sl\u00e9tnou na zem i Tom je zase viditeln\u00fd.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: To je \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd, pro\u010d jsi mi to ne\u0159ekl u\u017e d\u0159\u00edv?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Copak jsem mohl? \u0158ekl jsem ti to, proto\u017ee ti v\u011b\u0159\u00edm\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jak dlouho u\u017e um\u00ed\u0161 kouzlit?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: No to je dal\u0161\u00ed v\u011bc\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Co?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: U\u017e od narozen\u00ed\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Tak\u017ee u\u017e 17 let um\u00ed\u0161 kouzlit a nikomu si nic ne\u0159ekl?!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ne!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ne?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: U\u017e STO 17 let.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Co\u017ee? 117 let?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Hm.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Tob\u011b je 117?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ehm.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Mei<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Mei Tak je tu dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edl MKB. Dneska bych ho mohla nazvat ODHALEN\u00cd! Tak\u017ee mysl\u00edm, \u017ee u\u017e v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b je jasn\u00e9, o co p\u016fjde. Nebudu to prodlu\u017eovat, hezk\u00e9 po\u010dten\u00ed, Va\u0161e Mei! Bill jde ke dve\u0159\u00edm\u2026Otev\u0159e dve\u0159e, jen\u017ee tam nestoj\u00ed babi\u010dka, ale vykulen\u00fd<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/04\/14\/muj-kouzelny-bill-12\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[202],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-muj-kouzelny-bill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}