{"id":14834,"date":"2009-04-07T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=14800"},"modified":"2009-04-07T14:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-07T13:30:00","slug":"muj-kouzelny-bill-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/04\/07\/muj-kouzelny-bill-11\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u016fj kouzeln\u00fd Bill 11."},"content":{"rendered":"
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autor: Mei<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Tak\u017ee je tu dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edlek. Nev\u00edm, co bych v\u00e1m k tomu m\u011bla \u0159\u00edkat, dneska to bude sp\u00ed\u0161 takov\u00e9 oddechov\u00e9 a sm\u011b\u0161n\u00e9. Tak\u017ee douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se v\u00e1m bude p\u011bkn\u011b \u010d\u00edst a pi\u0161te koment\u00edky…<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Gorna: No jo ty a ty tvoje \u00falety.<\/div>\n
Bill: Jak to v\u016fbec v\u00ed\u0161, co se d\u011blo ve skl\u00edpku?<\/div>\n
Gorna: Proto\u010d\u00ed o\u010dima, skousne si ret.<\/em> No prost\u011b m\u011b zaj\u00edmalo, co se tam d\u011bje a co je ten kluk za\u010d, tak jsem ob\u010das trochu nakouknul.<\/div>\n
Bill: Jo, trochu nakouknul. Ty jsi oby\u010dejn\u011b \u0161picloval. \u017de ti hanba nen\u00ed!<\/div>\n
Gorna: Nen\u00ed a za\u010dni si balit v\u011bci, jdou sem zas n\u011bjac\u00ed dokto\u0159i, jsi zdrav\u00fd, jde\u0161 dom\u016f, n\u00e1dob\u00ed \u010dek\u00e1 na sp\u00e1su.<\/div>\n
Bill: Tak\u017ee po cest\u011b koup\u00edme my\u010dku na n\u00e1dob\u00ed?<\/div>\n
Gorna: Ne! Tak\u017ee ho zase umyje\u0161 r\u016f\u010do!<\/div>\n
Bill: Te\u010f bych m\u011bl ale odpo\u010d\u00edvat\u2026<\/div>\n
Gorna: Bol\u00ed t\u011b n\u011bco\u2026? Ne!<\/div>\n
Bill: N\u011bjak m\u011b bol\u00ed hlava\u2026<\/div>\n
Gorna: To t\u011b bol\u00ed z t\u011bch blb\u00fdch kec\u016f!<\/div>\n
Bill: Mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b s tebou souhlas\u00edm. U\u0161kl\u00edbne se, luskne, otev\u0159e sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148, luskne, vylet\u00ed kufr a luskne pot\u0159et\u00ed a v\u011bci nal\u00edtaj\u00ed do kufru a kufr se zav\u0159e\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n
Bill: Sbaleno\u2026 Mus\u00edm je\u0161t\u011b zavolat Tomovi\u2026 Pu\u010d mi telefon.<\/div>\n
Gorna: \u0160m\u00e1tr\u00e1 v kapse.<\/em> Nem\u00e1\u0161 sv\u016fj nebo co?<\/div>\n
Bill: Telefon m\u00e1m, ale kredit ne!<\/div>\n
Gorna: Jsi hroznej.<\/div>\n
Dokto\u0159i p\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00ed pod\u00edvat se na Billa.<\/em><\/div>\n
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Doktor \u010d1: Ahoj, Bille, tak jak se m\u00e1\u0161?<\/div>\n
Bill: Jo fajn, \u017ee u\u017e m\u016f\u017eu j\u00edt dom\u016f?<\/div>\n
Doktor \u010d2: No, mo\u017en\u00e1 po ve\u010de\u0159i t\u011b u\u017e pust\u00edme.<\/div>\n
Gorna: Bill u\u017e se za\u010d\u00ednal b\u00e1t, \u017ee by zme\u0161kal \u0161kolu.<\/div>\n
Doktor \u010d1: Piln\u00fd \u0161tudent?<\/div>\n
Bill: Ani n\u00e1pad. \u017dmoul\u00e1 v ruce po\u0159\u00e1d telefon\u2026 Nev\u00ed, jak m\u00e1 napsat Tomovi, \u017ee je v\u0161echno o.k.<\/em><\/div>\n
Doktor \u010d2: Copak, \u010dek\u00e1\u0161 hovor od p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011b?<\/div>\n
Bill: Sp\u00ed\u0161 nev\u00edm, jestli m\u00e1m zavolat p\u0159\u00edtelovi.<\/div>\n
Doktor \u010d1: Jo, em ehm\u2026 Si m\u011b trochu zasko\u010dil. To byl ten chlapec, co tu u tebe sed\u011bl.<\/div>\n
Bill: Jo to byl on.<\/div>\n
Doktor \u010d2: J\u00e1 jsem si myslel, \u017ee je to tv\u016fj bratr. M\u011bl o tebe hodn\u011b velk\u00fd strach.<\/div>\n
Bill: J\u00e1 v\u00edm. Je zbyte\u010dn\u011b hysterick\u00fd.<\/div>\n
Doktor \u010d2: Vypadal hodn\u011b vyd\u011b\u0161en\u011b, m\u00e1lem se n\u00e1m tu sesunul k podlaze a ty jsi jako v\u010deli\u010dka\u2026<\/div>\n
Gorna: Po\u0159\u00e1d by p\u00edchal.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
Bill: To nebylo v\u016fbec vtipn\u00fd.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n
*u ve\u010de\u0159e*<\/div>\n
Bill: Fuj, no co je tohle za \u0161lichtu! Nabere na l\u017e\u00edci bramborovou ka\u0161i a nech\u00e1 j\u00ed spadnout zp\u00e1tky do tal\u00ed\u0159e.<\/em><\/div>\n
Gorna: Tak se v tom nenimrej a poj\u010f! Zaklapne mu box s j\u00eddlem p\u0159ed nosem.<\/em><\/div>\n
Bill: J\u00e1 jsem cht\u011bl ten sal\u00e1t\u2026<\/div>\n
Gorna: Nic nebude! Jo a volal jsem babi\u010dce, a\u0165 p\u0159ijde na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu\u2026<\/div>\n
Bill: N\u00e9, babi\u010dku n\u00e9!<\/div>\n
Gorna: Ale jo. Ze slu\u0161nosti, u\u017e jsi u n\u00ed nebyl skoro cel\u00fd rok. R\u00e1da t\u011b uvid\u00ed\u2026<\/div>\n
Bill: K\u00e9\u017e bych mohl \u0159\u00edct to sam\u00e9 j\u00e1 o n\u00ed. Pu\u010d mi je\u0161t\u011b telefon, nap\u00ed\u0161u Tomovi sms, p\u0159edt\u00edm mi to nebral.<\/div>\n
Gorna: Vynd\u00e1 z kapsy telefon a hod\u00ed ho po Billovi.<\/em><\/div>\n
Bill: Co mu m\u00e1m sakra napsat\u2026 Nebudu to protahovat, prost\u011b to zkr\u00e1t\u00edm.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
\/\/ Ahoj mil\u00e1\u010dku, jen jsem ti cht\u011bl d\u00e1t v\u011bd\u011bt, \u017ee u\u017e m\u011b pustili dom\u016f. Volal jsem ti, ale nebral jsi mi to. Tak jen abys m\u011b pak nesh\u00e1n\u011bl v nemocnici. Pa Bill.\/\/<\/div>\n
Odesl\u00e1no\u2026<\/div>\n
Bill: No a je to, m\u016f\u017eeme j\u00edt\u2026<\/div>\n
Gorna: Fajn, po\u010dkej tady, mus\u00edm podepsat n\u011bjak\u00fd pap\u00edry.<\/div>\n
Bill: Dob\u0159e. Jak pojedeme dom\u016f? M\u00e1\u0161 tu auto?<\/div>\n
Gorna: Ne pojedeme na ko\u0161t\u011bti\u2026<\/div>\n
Bill: To byl douf\u00e1m jen vtip?<\/div>\n
Gorna: Jo, nerad bych si t\u011b n\u011bkde pochroumal.<\/div>\n
Zmiz\u00ed kdesi na chodb\u011b.<\/em><\/div>\n
Bill: C\u2026 d\u011bdula, na to \u017ee je mu u\u017e v\u00edc ne\u017e 300 let, m\u00e1 po\u0159\u00e1d smysl pro humor.<\/div>\n
Gorna: J\u00e1 to sly\u0161el a\u017e sem.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
Bill: A nen\u00ed to snad pravda\u2026 M\u011bl bys b\u00fdt polichocen\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
Gorna: Ani ty u\u017e nejsi nejmlad\u0161\u00ed\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
Bill: Ale vypad\u00e1m po\u0159\u00e1d zachovale na sv\u00fdch 117 let, ne?<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
Gorna: Nev\u00edm, co ti na to \u0159ekne Tom, a\u017e zjist\u00ed, \u017ee jsi starej jak jeho pra pra d\u011bda.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
Bill: Zat\u00edm mu to \u0159\u00edkat nebudu.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
Gorna: A jak dlouho to hodl\u00e1\u0161 tutlat? A\u017e mu bude 60, nebude m\u00edt zuby a tob\u011b bude po\u0159\u00e1d 17?<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
Bill: Pro\u010d ne?<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed zp\u00e1tky do pokoje.<\/em><\/div>\n
Gorna: Rad\u011bji u\u017e poj\u010f.<\/div>\n
Bill si stoupne naproti t\u00e1tovi.<\/em><\/div>\n
Gorna: V m\u017eiku tam<\/div>\n
V m\u017eiku tady<\/div>\n
Odle\u0165me u\u017e z toho dvora<\/div>\n
Ve chv\u00edli a\u0165 jsme zas doma!<\/div>\n
Okolo Billa a Gorny se objev\u00ed teleporta\u010dn\u00ed kruhy, kter\u00e9 je p\u0159enesou dom\u016f do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku, kde u\u017e \u010dek\u00e1 babi\u010dka.<\/em><\/div>\n
Babi\u010dka: Bill\u00e9. Chlape\u010dku m\u016fj. Tebe u\u017e jsem tak dlouho nevid\u011bla. Ty jsi n\u00e1m vyrostl. Z tebe u\u017e je mlad\u00fd mu\u017e\u2026<\/div>\n
Bill: O bo\u017ee, jak j\u00e1 tohle nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm.<\/em><\/strong> Babi\u010dko, za to ty jsi se v\u016fbec nezm\u011bnila. Po\u0159\u00e1d stejn\u00e1.<\/div>\n
Gorna: Mami, r\u00e1d t\u011b vid\u00edm. Bu\u010f r\u00e1d, \u017ee babi\u010dka neum\u00ed \u010d\u00edst my\u0161lenky.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
Babi\u010dka: Syn\u00e1\u010dku m\u016fj, jak se m\u00e1\u0161? Kouk\u00e1m, \u017ee Bill po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b vyt\u00e1hl.<\/div>\n
Gorna: No je to klacek, ale m\u016fj.<\/div>\n
Babi\u010dka: Taky jsi se za ty l\u00e9ta nezm\u011bnil.<\/div>\n
Gorna: Ani ty ne. Po\u0159\u00e1d vypad\u00e1\u0161 na 40 let\u2026 Sp\u00ed\u0161 na 55.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
Babi\u010dka: Ale jdi ty, lichotn\u00edku\u2026 No letos mi bude ji\u017e 1005 let.<\/div>\n
Bill: Ty br\u010fo. U\u017e by m\u011bla nacvi\u010dovat skok do rakve.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n
Babi\u010dka: Ob\u010das u\u017e n\u011bco zapomenu, ale jinak v\u0161echno slou\u017e\u00ed.<\/div>\n
Gorna: P\u016fjdeme si sednout, ne?<\/div>\n
Babi\u010dka: Jist\u011b\u2026<\/div>\n
Bill: Tak, babi\u010dko, jak se m\u00e1\u0161?<\/div>\n
Babi\u010dka: Ale jo nest\u011b\u017euji si. J\u00e1 se, Bille, na tebe nem\u016f\u017eu vynad\u00edvat, ty jsi podobn\u00fd hrozn\u011b mamce\u2026<\/div>\n
Bill: V\u00e1\u017en\u011b?<\/div>\n
Babi\u010dka: Hrozn\u011b\u2026 Na tebe asi holky let\u011bj, co?<\/div>\n
Bill: Chud\u00e1k Tom.<\/em><\/strong> Ani ne\u2026<\/div>\n
*po hodin\u011b usilovn\u00e9ho pov\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed*<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Babi\u010dka: Nu, j\u00e1 u\u017e p\u016fjdu, vypad\u00e1te u\u017e unaven\u00ed\u2026<\/div>\n
Bill: Sl\u00e1va\u2026<\/em><\/strong> No popravd\u011b, m\u011bli jsme dneska t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd den\u2026<\/div>\n
Gorna: A nejhor\u0161\u00ed je, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b nekon\u010d\u00ed\u2026<\/div>\n
Bill: No dobr\u00e1, tak j\u00e1 t\u011b p\u016fjdu vyprovodit\u2026<\/div>\n
Babi\u010dka: Jsi moc hodn\u00fd. \u0160t\u00edpne ho do tv\u00e1\u0159e\u2026<\/em> J\u00e1 m\u00e1m z tebe takovou radost. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee mi brzo p\u0159edstav\u00ed\u0161 n\u011bjakou tvoj\u00ed holku\u2026<\/div>\n
Bill: Jo, ur\u010dit\u011b. Otev\u00edr\u00e1 vchodov\u00e9 dve\u0159e…<\/em><\/div>\n
Babi\u010dka: Tak ahoj\u2026 U\u0161t\u011bd\u0159\u00ed mu je\u0161t\u011b jednu pusu na tv\u00e1\u0159 a odch\u00e1z\u00ed z bar\u00e1ku.<\/em><\/div>\n
Bill: M\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/em> Ahoj.<\/div>\n
Zabouchne dve\u0159e\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n
Gorna: Tohle bylo \u00famorn\u00e9.<\/div>\n
Bill: Copak ty, ale co j\u00e1 a jej\u00ed v\u011b\u010dn\u00fd nar\u00e1\u017eky na holky. M\u011bl jsem sto chut\u00ed j\u00ed \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee m\u00e1m kluka\u2026<\/div>\n
Gorna: No jo, to je prost\u011b babi\u010dka, s n\u00ed u\u017e neud\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 nic. Upravuje seda\u010dku\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n
Gorna: A babi\u010dka tu nechala kl\u00ed\u010dky\u2026<\/div>\n
Bill: Ach ne\u2026<\/div>\n
Zvonek\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n
Bill: To bude asi ona. Dej mi ty kl\u00ed\u010de, j\u00e1 j\u00ed je d\u00e1m a hned j\u00ed zase vy\u0161oupnu\u2026 Gorna h\u00e1z\u00ed kl\u00ed\u010de\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n
Bill jde ke dve\u0159\u00edm\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n
Otev\u0159e dve\u0159e, jen\u017ee tam nestoj\u00ed babi\u010dka, ale vykulen\u00fd Tom\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n
Bill: To-Tome!? Vykul\u00ed na n\u011bj o\u010di a sna\u017e\u00ed se o mil\u00fd usm\u011bv.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n
autor: Mei<\/strong><\/div>\n
betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

autor: Mei Tak\u017ee je tu dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edlek. Nev\u00edm, co bych v\u00e1m k tomu m\u011bla \u0159\u00edkat, dneska to bude sp\u00ed\u0161 takov\u00e9 oddechov\u00e9 a sm\u011b\u0161n\u00e9. Tak\u017ee douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se v\u00e1m bude p\u011bkn\u011b \u010d\u00edst a pi\u0161te koment\u00edky… Gorna: No jo ty a ty tvoje \u00falety.<\/p>\n

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