{"id":14875,"date":"2009-04-02T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=14841"},"modified":"2009-04-02T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T17:00:00","slug":"muj-kouzelny-bill-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/04\/02\/muj-kouzelny-bill-10\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u016fj kouzeln\u00fd Bill 10."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Mei<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Tak\u017ee a je tu dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edlek MKB (nen\u00ed to Melichar, Ka\u0161par a Baltazar :D) P\u016fvodn\u011b jsem cht\u011bla Billa nechat na vozej\u010dku n\u011bjakou dobu, ale kdy\u017e jsem si pro\u010d\u00edtala koment\u00e1\u0159e, tak jsme si \u0159ekla, \u017ee v\u00e1m to nem\u016f\u017eu ud\u011blat a p\u016fvodn\u011b my\u0161lenou z\u00e1pletku si nech\u00e1m do n\u011bjak\u00e9 jin\u00e9 pov\u00eddky. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se tenhle d\u00edlek bude l\u00edbit.<\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/div>\n<div><em><strong><br \/><\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"374\" title=\"249\" alt=\"\" class=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/6cf115fc1d_43383891_o2.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div>Doktor: Pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, uklidn\u011bte se. Je\u0161t\u011b nen\u00ed v\u0161echno ztracen\u00e9, mus\u00edme v\u00e1m ud\u011blat je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkolik test\u016f, aby jsme si mohli b\u00fdt jist\u00ed. M\u016f\u017ee to b\u00fdt jen do\u010dasn\u00e9\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Si d\u011bl\u00e1te srandu, ne? Ze m\u011b je mrz\u00e1k a j\u00e1 m\u00e1m b\u00fdt v klidu\u2026 Vy jste opravdu optimista. <em>Za\u010dne na n\u011bj je\u0161t\u011b hysteri\u010dt\u011bji k\u0159i\u010det, a\u017e mu p\u0159ijde doktorova diagn\u00f3za sm\u011b\u0161n\u00e1 a za\u010dne se sm\u00e1t.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille, mil\u00e1\u010dku uklidni se, uvid\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee bude v\u0161echno zase dobr\u00fd. Nic nen\u00ed ztracen\u00fd a j\u00e1 a t\u00e1ta budeme st\u00e1t p\u0159i tob\u011b. M\u011b je \u00fapln\u011b jedno, jestli m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 chodit nebo ne\u2026 <em>Sedne si k n\u011bmu na postel, obejme ho a pol\u00edb\u00ed ho do vlas\u016f, sna\u017e\u00ed se zadr\u017eet slzy, aby to Billa nerozru\u0161ilo je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Bille, neboj se, v\u0161echno dopadne dob\u0159e\u2026 Ty jsi byl v\u017edycky klika\u0159\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo, j\u00e1 byl v\u017edycky klika\u0159, a proto se mi to te\u010fka v\u0161echno vrac\u00ed&#8230; <em>Schoul\u00ed se k Tomovi do n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>V jeho objet\u00ed se c\u00edt\u00ed nejl\u00e9pe a nejbezpe\u010dn\u011bji, te\u010f pot\u0159ebuje Toma v\u00edc, ne\u017e kdy v jeho sakra dlouh\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b pot\u0159eboval kohokoli\u2026 Nebo nepot\u0159eboval?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Bill: <strong>T\u00e1to, nech n\u00e1s tu na chv\u00edli o samot\u011b\u2026<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: <strong>Bille, neboj se, ty se vyl\u00e9\u010d\u00ed\u0161, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd \u010darod\u011bj nem\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt nemocn\u00fd a u\u017e v\u016fbec ne m\u016fj syn, byla mo\u017en\u00e1 blbost, \u017ee ti Tom zavolal tu sanitku. M\u011bli bychom o hromadu probl\u00e9m\u016f m\u00e9n\u011b. Takhle bude v\u0161echno slo\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, ale v\u0161echno n\u011bjak dopadne. P\u00e1ni dokto\u0159i se je\u0161t\u011b budou divit, jak\u00e1 na\u0161e medic\u00edna um\u00ed d\u011blat z\u00e1zraky.<\/strong> Na chv\u00edli m\u011b omluvte, mus\u00edm j\u00edt n\u011bco podepsat\u2026<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>Bill: Jsem r\u00e1d, \u017ee jsi tu.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Nemohl bych b\u00fdt doma, nebo nikde jinde. Zbl\u00e1znil bych se\u2026 Hrozn\u011b jsem se o tebe b\u00e1l\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Kdyby se ti n\u011bco stalo, sko\u010dil bych pak za tebou.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: V\u017edy\u0165 j\u00e1 v\u00edm. Asi tu ve\u010de\u0159i dneska prop\u00e1sneme<em>. Pousm\u011bje se<\/em>.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: To nevad\u00ed, p\u016fjdeme spolu na ve\u010de\u0159i, a\u017e t\u011b pust\u00ed dom\u016f, tolik, kolik jen bude\u0161 cht\u00edt. Te\u010f bych m\u011bl asi zavolat m\u00e1m\u011b, aby se neb\u00e1la, kde to jsme\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Dobr\u00e1, a vy\u0159i\u010f j\u00ed, \u017ee pozdravuji a a\u0165 si ned\u011bl\u00e1 starosti.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Fajn hned jsem zp\u00e1tky. <em>Bere si telefon z kapsy a odch\u00e1z\u00ed volat na chodbu.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <strong><em>Tak a te\u010f je to p\u011bkn\u011b v lavoru, \u017ee j\u00e1 idiot nedr\u017eel hubu. B\u00fdt v nemocnici by bylo pro m\u011b velmi nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9\u2026 T\u00e1to, kde jsi?<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div><em>V tu chv\u00edli se v pokoji objev\u00ed teleporta\u010dn\u00ed kruhy, z nich vyjde Gorna\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Zdrav\u00ed\u010dko, paciente, n\u011bco jsem ti p\u0159inesl. <em>Vyt\u00e1hne z kapsy jakousi lahvi\u010dku se zelen\u00fdm obsahem\u2026<\/em> <strong><em>Vypij to, je to hnusn\u00e9, ale \u00fa\u010dinn\u00e9. Za chvili\u010dku ti bude zase hej! S\u00edlu, chlap\u010de, s\u00edlu\u2026<\/em><\/strong> <em>Pod\u00e1v\u00e1 mu lahvi\u010dku a onou tekutinou\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Budu chodit? <em>Prohl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed si onu odpudivou tekutinu.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: L\u00edp, ne\u017e kdy p\u0159edt\u00edm, ale ne\u010duchej k tomu. Jen zatni zuby a nalij si to do krku\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Fajn\u2026 <em>Zav\u0159e o\u010di a cel\u00fd obsah lahvi\u010dky si na ex vylije do krku\u2026<\/em> To je s\u00edla, n\u011bco tak hnusn\u00e9ho jsem je\u0161t\u011b za sv\u00fdch 117 let nepil\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Aspo\u0148 si pro p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b rozmysl\u00ed\u0161 padat z okna\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: No jo, ale co te\u010f? Dokto\u0159i m\u011b budou cp\u00e1t na r\u016fzn\u00fd vy\u0161et\u0159en\u00ed. To nejde, ur\u010dit\u011b by zjistili, \u017ee nejsem oby\u010dejn\u00fd smrteln\u00edk, mo\u017en\u00e1 pro n\u011b bych byl individuum. Ud\u011blali by ze m\u011b pokusn\u00e9ho kr\u00e1l\u00ed\u010dka a to nechci riskovat.<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: To je\u0161t\u011b budeme muset vymyslet&#8230; Na n\u011bco p\u0159ijdeme. Tom se vrac\u00ed\u2026.<\/div>\n<div><em>Tom vch\u00e1z\u00ed do dve\u0159\u00ed\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: <em>Vejde, zaraz\u00ed se.<\/em> Pane Tr\u00fcmpnere, ani jsem si nev\u0161iml, \u017ee jste pro\u0161el dovnit\u0159\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Jsi unaven\u00fd, m\u011bl bys j\u00edt dom\u016f a vyspat se a Bill taky.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo, to je pravda. Z\u00edtra za mnou p\u0159ijde\u0161, plat\u00ed? <em>Nat\u00e1hne ruku\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Dob\u0159e, ale je\u0161t\u011b ti nap\u00ed\u0161u a zavol\u00e1m, ano, zlato\u2026 <em>Stiskne mu ruku, p\u0159id\u00e1 jemn\u00fd polibek na tv\u00e1\u0159, m\u00e1 strach, aby Billovi neubl\u00ed\u017eil. Netu\u0161\u00ed, \u017ee Bille v tuhle chv\u00edli c\u00edt\u00ed u\u017e velmi dob\u0159e.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Pa, miluju t\u011b\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: J\u00e1 tebe\u2026<\/div>\n<div><em>Odch\u00e1z\u00ed\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: A te\u010fko babo ra\u010f, jak z t\u00fdhle \u0161lamastiky ven\u2026 <em>Vyleze z postele, projde se po pokoji\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Nohy m\u00e1m jak nov\u00fd. <em>Povysko\u010d\u00ed si.<\/em> Ale dokto\u0159i m\u011b nenechaj\u00ed jen tak odej\u00edt\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Ale nechaj\u00ed. Uvid\u00ed\u0161, v\u011b\u0159 mi\u2026<\/div>\n<div><em>P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed do pokoje doktor\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Doktor: Bille, vy stoj\u00edte\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ano! Ano, je to z\u00e1zrak. <em>D\u011bl\u00e1 p\u0159ekvapen\u00e9ho\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: To je \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9\u2026 <strong><em>Ty ses minul povol\u00e1n\u00edm, m\u011bl jsi d\u011blat herce a za ty tvoje l\u017ei jednou p\u0159ijde\u0161 do kouzelnick\u00e9ho pekla\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <strong><em>J\u00f3 v\u00e1\u017en\u011b? U\u017e se tam t\u011b\u0161\u00edm, proto\u017ee ty tam shnije\u0161 se mnou . Co te\u010f? Co m\u00e1m d\u011blat, u\u017e je venku, \u017ee zas chod\u00edm..<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: <strong><em>D\u011blej d\u00e1l blb\u00e9ho, to ti jde dob\u0159e.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Pokra\u010duje v divad\u00e9lku.<\/em> J\u00e1 m\u016f\u017eu chodit. Doktore, vy jste \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd. Ne\u010dekal jsem, \u017ee to p\u016fjde tak rychle\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Doktor: J\u00e1 s\u00e1m tomu popravd\u011b nerozum\u00edm, ale je vid\u011bt, \u017ee medic\u00edna d\u011bl\u00e1 z\u00e1zraky\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: <strong><em>No jo, medic\u00edna d\u011bl\u00e1 ur\u010dit\u011b z\u00e1zraky, chytr\u00e1\u010dku, to jdi vypr\u00e1v\u011bt d\u011bti\u010dk\u00e1m a star\u00fdm babk\u00e1m, ty ti to budou mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u011b\u0159it\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <strong><em>Nepad\u00e1 t\u011b n\u011bco\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: <strong><em>Ne!<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <strong><em>Rychle, chce ze m\u011b ud\u011blat kr\u00e1l\u00ed\u010dka, v\u00edm, co si mysl\u00ed\u2026 Chce volat kolegy, aby sem v\u0161ichni p\u0159i\u0161li.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Doktor: P\u00e1nov\u00e9, omluvte mne. Mus\u00edm se na okam\u017eik vzd\u00e1lit. <strong><em>Bude ze m\u011b asi ten nej\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed doktor, jak\u00e9ho kdy sv\u011bt vid\u011bl. V\u0161ichni si o mn\u011b budou vypr\u00e1v\u011bt jako o kouzeln\u00e9m doktorovi, co l\u00e9\u010d\u00ed mrknut\u00edm oka\u2026 Mohl bych se uch\u00e1zet o k\u0159eslo a primari\u00e1t.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <strong><em>Sly\u0161\u00ed\u0161 toho blbe\u010dka? Sakra ud\u011blej n\u011bco\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Gorna<strong><em>: Ale co?\u2026<\/em><\/strong> <em>Rozhl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed se po m\u00edstnosti\u2026 V\u00e1za\u2026 Chytne v\u00e1zu do ruky a \u0161vihne s n\u00ed doktora po hlav\u011b, ten se sk\u00e1c\u00ed k zemi jako domino.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Super, to se ti povedlo\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: A co jsem m\u011bl asi d\u011blat, te\u010fka mu m\u016f\u017eeme vymazat pam\u011b\u0165 a tob\u011b jako z\u00e1zrakem nic nebude\u2026 \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd dokto\u0159i\u2026<\/div>\n<div><em>Klekne si k n\u011bmu, chyt\u00ed ho za t\u00fdl, polo\u017e\u00ed ruku na jeho \u010delo\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Chod\u00ed\u0161 svou pam\u011bt\u00ed<\/div>\n<div>Te\u010f j\u00ed m\u00e1m v zajet\u00ed<\/div>\n<div>Zapome\u0148 do \u010dasu<\/div>\n<div>Mal\u00e9ho ot\u0159esu<\/div>\n<div>Pam\u011b\u0165 je pry\u010d<\/div>\n<div>Zamknut\u00e1 na kl\u00ed\u010d\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Doktor: <em>Probouz\u00ed se.<\/em> Co se to stalo?<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Uklouzl jste a pra\u0161til jste se do hlavy\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo, byla to docela \u0161lupka\u2026 M\u011bl byste se nechat vy\u0161et\u0159it, mohl byste m\u00edt ot\u0159es mozku\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Doktor: D\u011bkuji, budu v po\u0159\u00e1dku\u2026 Co ty, Bille jak se c\u00edt\u00ed\u0161\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo, u\u017e jste se m\u011b ptal. V\u0161echno ok&#8230; Nic m\u011b nebol\u00ed\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Doktor: Opravdu? <strong><em>\u0160\u00edlen\u011b m\u011b bol\u00ed palice\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: <strong><em>Dob\u0159e ti tak\u2026<\/em><\/strong> M\u011bl byste se nechat v\u00e1\u017en\u011b prohl\u00eddnout\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Doktor: Ano\u2026 Omluvte mne<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tak doktora m\u00e1me z krku\u2026 Te\u010fko to je\u0161t\u011b budu muset objasnit i Tomovi\u2026 Nechci na n\u011bj pou\u017e\u00edvat magii.<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Ale najednou\u2026 A co to bylo v tom skl\u00edpku\u2026 to l\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: \u00dalet\u2026 Stejn\u011b si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee to byl sen\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Mei<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Mei Tak\u017ee a je tu dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edlek MKB (nen\u00ed to Melichar, Ka\u0161par a Baltazar :D) P\u016fvodn\u011b jsem cht\u011bla Billa nechat na vozej\u010dku n\u011bjakou dobu, ale kdy\u017e jsem si pro\u010d\u00edtala koment\u00e1\u0159e, tak jsme si \u0159ekla, \u017ee v\u00e1m to nem\u016f\u017eu ud\u011blat a p\u016fvodn\u011b<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/04\/02\/muj-kouzelny-bill-10\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[202],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-muj-kouzelny-bill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}