{"id":14943,"date":"2009-03-25T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-25T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=14909"},"modified":"2009-03-25T14:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-25T13:30:00","slug":"muj-kouzelny-bill-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/03\/25\/muj-kouzelny-bill-8\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u016fj kouzeln\u00fd Bill 8."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autor: <strong>Mei<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Tak jsem u\u0161kudlila dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edlek pov\u00eddky\u2026 Je trochu v\u00edc tragick\u00fd, ale ka\u017ed\u00e1 trag\u00e9die m\u00e1 i sv\u00e9 klady ne?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"374\" title=\"249\" alt=\"\" class=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/6cf115fc1d_43383891_o2.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div>Elisn: Vid\u00edte to sam\u00fd co j\u00e1? Oni jsou to buz\u00edci&#8230; To je nechutn\u00e9&#8230; <em>Ud\u011bl\u00e1 opravdu znechucen\u00fd \u0161kleb&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Carola: No, j\u00e1 to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m po\u0159\u00e1d, hezc\u00ed kluci jsou tepl\u00fd, nebo d\u011bvka\u0159i, ale v posledn\u00ed dob\u011b je \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l v\u00edc teplou\u0161\u016f&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Lucila: To se mus\u00ed okam\u017eit\u011b rozkecat&#8230; douf\u00e1m, \u017ee mi nebude vyj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt po m\u00fdm mlad\u00fdm&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Elisn: Jak j\u00e1 toho Tr\u00fcmpera nen\u00e1vid\u00edm&#8230; V\u0161ak on je\u0161t\u011b bude litovat, \u017ee mi ho ukradl. <em>Mne si ruce&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Carola: Jak to chce\u0161 ud\u011blat? Chce\u0161 se p\u0159eoperovat na kluka? <em>Tro\u0161ku hloup\u011b se zept\u00e1?<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Elisn: Ne, ty huso blon\u010fat\u00e1&#8230; M\u00e1m lep\u0161\u00ed pl\u00e1n&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Lucia: Tak se pochlub&#8230; Nebo pochlap&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Elisn: Ne ne, na to je je\u0161t\u011b moc brzo&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: <em>Zpozoruje Elisn a jej\u00ed kamar\u00e1dky&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>A sakra, t\u00e1mhle je Elisn&#8230; A z\u0159ejm\u011b n\u00e1s vid\u011bly&#8230; <em>Odstoup\u00ed od Billa<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: No a&#8230; <em>P\u0159itiskne se zp\u00e1tky k Tomovi&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: P\u0159esta\u0148&#8230; <em>Odstr\u010d\u00ed Billa od sebe&#8230; Nep\u0159est\u00e1v\u00e1 se d\u00edvat na hlou\u010dek holek, d\u00edvaj\u00edc se sm\u011brem k nim&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Aha&#8230; Tak fajn&#8230;Ty holky jsou ti asi milej\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e j\u00e1, co? Mohlo by ti to u\u0161kodit na pov\u011bsti&#8230; Mohl by si o tob\u011b nikdo \u0159\u00edkat, \u017ee si buz\u00edk&#8230; Nebo se za m\u011b jednodu\u0161e styd\u00ed\u0161&#8230; Tak v\u00ed\u0161 co&#8230; S takov\u00fdm klukem j\u00e1 chodit nechci&#8230; <em>Se vztekem v o\u010d\u00edch str\u010d\u00ed do Toma, kter\u00fd na n\u011bj jen civ\u00ed a rozb\u011bhne se do \u0161koly, jen letmo prob\u011bhne \u0161atnou, ale nezam\u00ed\u0159\u00ed do t\u0159\u00eddy&#8230; Ale na star\u00e9 z\u00e1chodky, kam u\u017e nikdo nechod\u00ed&#8230; A konec konc\u016f i d\u00edv\u010d\u00ed z\u00e1chodky&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div><strong><em>Co jsem si to sakra myslel&#8230;<\/em><\/strong> <em>Sedne si na jeden z\u00e1chodek a rukama si podlo\u017e\u00ed hlavu&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><strong><em>A j\u00e1 kret\u00e9n si v\u00e1\u017en\u011b myslel, \u017ee m\u011b miluje&#8230; \u017de m\u011b m\u00e1 r\u00e1d&#8230; Ale to by se za m\u011b nestyd\u011bl, za l\u00e1sku se nikdo nestyd\u00ed&#8230; Ale on se za m\u011b styd\u00ed&#8230; Tak\u017ee m\u011b nemiluje&#8230; J\u00e1 jsem takovej kret\u00e9n&#8230; A je\u0161t\u011b k v\u016fli n\u011bmu tady \u0159vu jak mal\u00e1 holka&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Tom: <em>Z\u016fstal st\u00e1t venku p\u0159ed \u0161kolou a nep\u0159est\u00e1val se d\u00edvat na hlou\u010dek d\u00edvek, jak si cosi pov\u00eddaj\u00ed&#8230; V\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee na t\u00e9matu je on a Bill&#8230;<\/em> <strong>Bill&#8230; No jo Bill&#8230; Kam mi utekl&#8230; Sakra&#8230; Se na to m\u016f\u017eu vyka\u0161lat&#8230; Co mi to vlastn\u011b \u0159\u00edkal&#8230; A kam \u0161el&#8230; douf\u00e1m, \u017ee nen\u00ed na\u0161tvanej&#8230;<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Je tu n\u011bco k vid\u011bn\u00ed&#8230; <em>Za\u0159val na ty holky&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Elisn: Hele to, \u017ee t\u011b nechal kluk. Za to j\u00e1 nem\u016f\u017eu, tak si na m\u011b nevylejvej vztek, ano? <em>Hod\u00ed vlasy&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Stejn\u011b je to va\u0161e vina&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Elisn: Co, \u017ee jsi buz\u00edk&#8230; Ne, za to j\u00e1 v\u00e1\u017en\u011b nem\u016f\u017eu&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: <em>Jde bl\u00ed\u017e k n\u00ed&#8230;<\/em> V\u00ed\u0161 co&#8230; Si pokryteck\u00e1 mrcha&#8230; A klidn\u011b si to rozkecej&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Elisn: Jako by se stalo&#8230; <em>U\u0161kl\u00edbne se&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: C.,. <em>Odfrkne si&#8230; Odch\u00e1z\u00ed do \u0161koly se z\u00e1m\u011brem naj\u00edt Billa&#8230; V \u0161atn\u00e1ch ho nenach\u00e1z\u00ed&#8230; Jde to t\u0159\u00eddy, ale tam je\u0161t\u011b ani nebyl&#8230; \u0160el na p\u00e1nsk\u00e9 z\u00e1chodky, nic&#8230; dokonce vlezl i na d\u00e1msk\u00e9 z\u00e1chodky, tam akor\u00e1t potkal pan\u00ed u\u010ditelku Koz\u00e1kovou&#8230; Ta okam\u017eit\u011b na n\u011bj vyjela s t\u00edm, co tam d\u011bl\u00e1&#8230; Slu\u0161n\u011b j\u00ed odpov\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee se \u0161el pod\u00edvat do zrcadla, pa\u010d ty na p\u00e1nsk\u00fdch z\u00e1chodc\u00edch nejsou&#8230; Konflikt byl vy\u0159e\u0161en&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Ale st\u00e1le nikde nenach\u00e1zel Billa&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: <strong><em>No tak, Bill\u00ed, kde jsi&#8230;?<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <strong>J\u00e1 jsem fakt kret\u00e9n&#8230; Ur\u010dit\u011b \u0161lo jen o n\u011bjakou s\u00e1zku&#8230; A asi j\u00ed vyhr\u00e1l, ale po\u010dkej, Kaulitzi, ty je\u0161t\u011b pozn\u00e1\u0161, za\u010d je toho n*sr*n*j Bill\u00ed\u0161ek&#8230; Ty bude\u0161 litovat, \u017ee jsi se narodil&#8230;<\/strong> <em>Zlost\u00ed pra\u0161t\u00ed do dve\u0159\u00ed, a\u017e v nich ud\u011bl\u00e1 d\u00edru&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Kurwa&#8230; Todle je prost\u011b blbej den&#8230; nen\u00ed dneska p\u00e1tek 13.? <em>Luskne prsty a sprav\u00ed dve\u0159e&#8230;<\/em> K\u00e9\u017eby \u0161lo v\u0161echno takhle spravit&#8230; I s Tomem&#8230; <em>Z jeho samomluvy ho vytrhne p\u0159\u00edchoz\u00ed hovor&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Na displeji s objevuje Mil\u00e1\u010dek&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <strong><em>\u00c1, tak p\u00e1n n\u00e1m asi n\u011bco zapomn\u011bl \u0159\u00edct&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Co je?&#8220; Zvedne telefon a prvn\u00ed co na Toma \u0161t\u011bkne&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bille, kam si ode\u0161el&#8230; nikde t\u011b nem\u016f\u017eu naj\u00edt!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;N\u011bco jsi mi zapomn\u011bl \u0159\u00edct? \u017de se za m\u011b styd\u00ed\u0161? Neboj se, to u\u017e jsem zjistil&#8230; A s tou ve\u010de\u0159\u00ed se dneska neobt\u011b\u017euj&#8230; Mezi n\u00e1ma je konec, i kdy\u017e ono asi nikdy ani nic nebylo&#8230; Z\u0159ejm\u011b jsem byl jen tvoje vyhran\u00e1 s\u00e1zka&#8230; \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd mot\u00fdlci, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 l\u00e1ska, si hajzl. A j\u00e1 jsem si to uv\u011bdomil a\u017e pozd\u011b&#8230;&#8220; <em>dokon\u010dil sv\u016fj dialog&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;<\/em>Bille, ty nejsi \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 s\u00e1zka, ale sp\u00ed\u0161 v\u00fdhra v loterii&#8230; Miluju t\u011b&#8230; Promi\u0148 mi to, \u017ee jsem se tak tob\u011b choval&#8230; Jen jsem na to nebyl dost p\u0159ipravenej&#8230; Ale te\u010f u\u017e je stejn\u011b pozd\u011b&#8230; Elis&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo spr\u00e1vn\u011b, je pozd\u011b, Kaulitzi, nech m\u011b u\u017e na pokoji a klidn\u011b si jdi za tou tvoj\u00ed Elisn&#8230; Nebo jak se jmenuje&#8230; Ta ti mo\u017en\u00e1 d\u00e1 to, co chce\u0161&#8230; A nebude\u0161 se muset za nic styd\u011bt&#8230; Bezvadn\u011b se k sob\u011b hod\u00edte, jste snobi a mysl\u00edte jen na sebe!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bille&#8230; Poslouchej m\u011b&#8230; J\u00e1 t\u011b miluju&#8230; a\u2026&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo jasn\u00fd, ty asi miluje\u0161 ka\u017ed\u00fdho kluka, vi\u010f, a j\u00e1 byl fakt tak naivn\u00ed, \u017ee jsem ti to v\u011b\u0159il&#8230; Lituju, \u017ee jsem t\u011b kdy poznal&#8230; \u017de jsem se do tebe zamiloval&#8230; Je konec&#8230;&#8220; <em><br \/>Zav\u011bs\u00ed telefon&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Je konec&#8230; Jestli v\u016fbec n\u011bco bylo&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Do prdele! <em>Na\u0161tvan\u011b t\u0159\u00edskne s telefonem o zem&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Koz\u00e1kov\u00e1: No no&#8230; jste tu 3 dny a u\u017e tak sprost\u011b&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Pardon&#8230; Sh\u00e1n\u00edm sv\u00e9ho kluka&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Koz\u00e1kov\u00e1: Kluka&#8230;?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo, kluka&#8230;Bill Tr\u00fcmper&#8230; nev\u00edte, kde by mohl b\u00fdt? Nem\u016f\u017eu ho nikde naj\u00edt&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Koz\u00e1kov\u00e1: No Bill v\u017edycky, kdy\u017e se cht\u011bl schovat, \u0161el do star\u00e9 \u010dasti \u0161koly na nefunk\u010dn\u00ed d\u00edv\u010d\u00ed z\u00e1chodky&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: D\u011bkuju v\u00e1m&#8230; <em>Ubal\u00ed j\u00ed pusu na tv\u00e1\u0159 a rozb\u011bhne se cestou do star\u00e9 \u010dasti budovy&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: J\u00e1 nechci \u017e\u00edt&#8230; Bez Toma&#8230; Pro\u010d je mi najednou tak t\u011b\u017ece&#8230; Pro\u010d? J\u00e1 chci um\u0159\u00edt&#8230; Zabiju se&#8230; Jo, to bude nejlep\u0161\u00ed&#8230; U\u0161et\u0159\u00edm spoust\u011b lidem probl\u00e9my&#8230; <em>Koukne na okno&#8230; Je to 4t\u00e9 patro&#8230; dost vysoko na to, aby se zabil&#8230; Lusknut\u00edm otev\u0159e okno a stoupne si do n\u011bj&#8230; P\u00e1rkr\u00e1t se rozhl\u00e9dne&#8230; Je p\u0159ipraven\u00fd a odhodlan\u00fd&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Kdy\u017e v tom kdosi vraz\u00ed do dve\u0159\u00ed&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille! <em>Zhrozen\u011b se na n\u011bj pod\u00edv\u00e1&#8230;<\/em> Nebl\u00e1zni, poj\u010f dol\u016f&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Nech m\u011b bejt&#8230; Je to m\u016fj \u017eivot&#8230; A ty jsi p\u0159i\u0161el stejn\u011b maxim\u00e1ln\u011b jen ze slu\u0161nosti&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1\u0161 hlouposti, j\u00e1 t\u011b miluju a ty to v\u00ed\u0161&#8230; A jestli chce\u0161 sko\u010dit ty, tak j\u00e1 sko\u010d\u00edm taky&#8230; <em>Otev\u0159e okno vedle a stoupne si do n\u011bj&#8230; Koukne na Billa&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Slez, slez dol\u016f&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ale ty p\u016fjde\u0161 taky&#8230; Kdybys um\u0159el, musel bych um\u0159\u00edt taky&#8230; Proto\u017ee moje srdce bije pro tebe a v\u00edm, \u017ee tvoje srd\u00ed\u010dko bije pro to moje&#8230; Tak\u017ee bu\u010f oba slezem, nebo oba sko\u010d\u00edme&#8230; Miluju t\u011b, Bille a klidn\u011b to budu k\u0159i\u010det do cel\u00e9ho sv\u011bta&#8230; <em>zlom\u00ed se mu hlas, po tv\u00e1\u0159i mu te\u010de slza.<\/em> Ani netu\u0161\u00ed\u0161, jak m\u011b bol\u00ed, \u017ee mi nev\u011b\u0159\u00ed\u0161&#8230; Nev\u00edm, jak ti m\u00e1m dok\u00e1zat, \u017ee t\u011b miluju&#8230; Pod\u00edvej se mi do o\u010d\u00ed&#8230; Vid\u00ed\u0161 tu l\u00e1sku&#8230; Ta l\u00e1ska je tam pro tebe&#8230; A n\u00e9 pro nikoho jin\u00e9ho&#8230; Ale jestli chce\u0161 sko\u010dit, fajn, sk\u00e1\u010du s tebou&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Pod\u00edval se mu do o\u010d\u00ed&#8230; Sly\u0161el jeho my\u0161lenky&#8230; sly\u0161el, jak mu tlu\u010de srdce&#8230; Nelhal&#8230;<\/em> Tak j\u00e1 slezu&#8230; Taky t\u011b miluju&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Dobr\u00e1&#8230; <em>Sesko\u010d\u00ed z parapetu&#8230;<\/em> Ty m\u016fj hlup\u00e1\u010dku&#8230; Padnou si do n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed&#8230; Tohle u\u017e mi nikdy ned\u011blej, nikdy, ano? Rozum\u00ed\u0161 mi?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ehm&#8230; <em>Pol\u00edb\u00ed ho&#8230; St\u00e9kaj\u00ed mu slzy&#8230; Ale slzy \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: J\u00e1 bych bez tebe um\u0159el&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: J\u00e1 bez tebe taky&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: J\u00e1 v\u00edm&#8230; Co t\u011b to v\u016fbec napadlo&#8230;?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Myslel jsem, \u017ee m\u011b nemiluje\u0161&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jak sis to mohl myslet?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: P\u0159ed \u0161kolou jsi nebyl na m\u011b zrovna milej&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Promi\u0148, mrz\u00ed m\u011b to&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jak jsi m\u011b v\u016fbec na\u0161el&#8230;?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Koz\u00e1kov\u00e1 mi \u0159ekla, kde t\u011b najdu&#8230; Pr\u00fd sem chod\u00ed\u0161 \u010dasto&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo, kdy\u017e m\u011b n\u011bco tr\u00e1p\u00ed, nikdo sem nechod\u00ed&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ehm&#8230; <em>Proch\u00e1z\u00ed hajzl\u00edky&#8230;<\/em> To je Retro&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Mn\u011b se to tu taky l\u00edb\u00ed&#8230; <em>Op\u0159e se o parapet&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo, je to tu p\u011bkn\u00fd, mus\u00ed\u0161 mi pak uk\u00e1zat ty tvoje mot\u00fdlky&#8230; Je\u0161t\u011b jsme se k tomu nedostali : )&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo&#8230; <em>Tro\u0161ku se zhoupne a v tom vypadne z okna&#8230; Sta\u010d\u00ed jen zak\u0159i\u010det, nestihne se jakkoliv zachr\u00e1nit&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille!!!!!!!!! <em>P\u0159ib\u011bhne k oknu&#8230; Bill nejev\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 zn\u00e1mky \u017eivota, jen bezvl\u00e1dn\u011b le\u017e\u00ed, kolem jeho t\u011bla se za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 tvo\u0159it lou\u017ee krve&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>autor: <strong>Mei<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Mei Tak jsem u\u0161kudlila dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edlek pov\u00eddky\u2026 Je trochu v\u00edc tragick\u00fd, ale ka\u017ed\u00e1 trag\u00e9die m\u00e1 i sv\u00e9 klady ne? Elisn: Vid\u00edte to sam\u00fd co j\u00e1? 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