{"id":14945,"date":"2009-03-24T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T17:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=14911"},"modified":"2009-03-24T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T17:30:00","slug":"kaulitz-vs-trumperova-1-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/03\/24\/kaulitz-vs-trumperova-1-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaulitz vs. Trumperov\u00e1 1."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><\/div>\n<div>autor: <strong>Bitter<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>T\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1g sl\u00edbila jsem v\u00e1m dal\u0161\u00ed v\u00edced\u00edlovku, tag j\u00ed tady m\u00e1te! Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se bude tagi l\u00edbit, speci\u00e1ln\u011b pro na\u0161\u00ed sadistickou kr\u00e1lovnu \u00c1\u010fu bude i p\u00e1r m\u00edrn\u011b krvavejch d\u00edlk\u016f, tag douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se to bude d\u00e1t \u010d\u00edst.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Tag\u017ee \u00c1\u010fo, Oberone, Sauriel, Samaro a Teri.ku, tady m\u00e1te to sl\u00edben\u00fd p\u0159ekv\u00e1pko.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Va\u0161e Bitteru\u0161ka XD<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>,,Jako v\u017edycky. Bude den, kdy v\u00e1s dva neuvid\u00edm v \u0159editeln\u011b?&#8220; \u0158editelka magdebursk\u00e9ho gymn\u00e1zia si jen povzdychla a t\u011b\u017ece dosedla do sv\u00e9ho k\u0159esla. U\u017e j\u00ed pomalu doch\u00e1zely nervy a ona nev\u011bd\u011bla, co s nimi m\u00e1 d\u011blat. Jako v\u017edycky&#8230; Bill Trumper a Tom Kaulitz, ti dva se nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed do morku kosti. Rad\u011bji by se upsali \u010f\u00e1blu, ne\u017e vych\u00e1zet spolu. A to je pros\u00edm Bill ve \u0161kole teprve kr\u00e1tce, jen\u017ee pro Toma byl Bill jen rozmazlenej spratek ze zbohatlick\u00fd rodiny a pro Billa byl Tom jen namy\u0161lenej deb\u00edlek, co si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee kdy\u017e kejvne, bude mu le\u017eet u nohou cel\u00fd sv\u011bt, on ale ne. To a\u0165 si Kaulitz nemysl\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>Bill pohod\u00ed hlavou a bojovn\u011b se na \u0159editelku pod\u00edv\u00e1. Jeho obvykl\u00e9 gesto&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>,,J\u00e1 za to nem\u016f\u017eu. Celej den si ho nev\u0161\u00edm\u00e1m, ale kdybyste sly\u0161ela ty jeho nar\u00e1\u017eky&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,\u00c1\u00e1\u00e1, u\u017e je to tady zase, \u017eejo&#8230; j\u00e1 za nic nem\u016f\u017eu, von je tak zlej&#8230;&#8220; Ohradil se Tom okam\u017eit\u011b ironicky a nejrad\u0161i by se do n\u011bj znova pustil.<\/div>\n<div>,,Tome!&#8220; Ok\u0159ikla ho \u0159editelka a zakroutila hlavou. Ti dva by snad byli schopn\u00ed se servat p\u0159\u00edmo v \u0159editeln\u011b&#8230; konec konc\u016f, u Toma byli krom\u011b h\u00e1dek s Billem na denn\u00edm po\u0159\u00e1dku i bitky s jedn\u00edm jeho spolu\u017e\u00e1kem ze t\u0159\u00eddy.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>,,Budu si muset pozvat va\u0161e rodi\u010de.&#8220; Ozn\u00e1mila \u0159editelka, podle n\u00ed jedinou \u00fa\u010dinnou mo\u017enost.<\/div>\n<div>,,To nep\u016fjde.&#8220; Odporoval jen Bill, Tom jen proto\u010dil o\u010di. <em>Bo\u017ee toe pako&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>,,A pro\u010d by to ne\u0161lo?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,M\u00e1ma je v Pa\u0159\u00ed\u017ei. Maj tam p\u0159ehl\u00eddku a vr\u00e1t\u00ed se nejd\u0159\u00edv za m\u011bs\u00edc.&#8220; I kdy\u017e to na sob\u011b necht\u011bl nechat zn\u00e1t, Tom poznal pla\u010dtiv\u00fd t\u00f3n, kter\u00fdm ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee se vrac\u00ed a\u017e za m\u011bs\u00edc. Bill byl na m\u00e1mu hrozn\u011b upnutej u\u017e odmali\u010dka, zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 pak, kdy\u017e mu um\u0159el t\u00e1ta a br\u00e1\u0161ka.<\/div>\n<div>,,A co vy, Kaulitzi, va\u0161e m\u00e1ma je taky v Pa\u0159\u00ed\u017ei.&#8220; Roz\u010d\u00edlila se \u0159editelka a ani si neuv\u011bdomila jednu skute\u010dnost-<\/div>\n<div>,,Ne&#8230; j\u00e1 nem\u00e1m m\u00e1mu.&#8220; Odv\u011btil j\u00ed Tom.<\/div>\n<div>,,Ah&#8230; promi\u0148te&#8230; j\u00e1&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,To je dobr\u00fd, pan\u00ed \u0159editelko.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,No nic, potrestat v\u00e1s ale mus\u00edm. Trumper se p\u0159ist\u011bhoval p\u0159ed dv\u011bma t\u00fddny a od t\u00fd doby v\u00e1s tu m\u00e1m po\u0159\u00e1d. Kdo za\u010dal? Bille, vy jste se p\u0159ihl\u00e1sil na ten konkurz, a pokud se dozv\u00edm, \u017ee jste to byl vy, \u0161kola v\u00e1s nepust\u00ed.&#8220; Bill jen vyvalil o\u010di a zalapal po dechu.<\/div>\n<div><em>A je to v h\u00e1ji&#8230; kv\u016fli blbin\u011b nepudu na konkurz&#8230; skv\u011bl\u00fd, fakt skv\u011bl\u00fd. Bo\u017ee, Bille, ty se\u0161 takovej v\u016fl, to si toho magora nemohl alespo\u0148 jeden den nechat bejt?!<\/em> Nad\u00e1val v duchu s\u00e1m sob\u011b. Svoj\u00ed vlastn\u00ed vinou te\u010f prop\u00e1sne velkej konkurz talent\u016f v Berl\u00edn\u011b.<\/div>\n<div>,,Tak kdo za\u010dal?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,J\u00e1.&#8220; Ozval se najednou Tom.<\/div>\n<div>,,Co?!&#8220; Tom moc dob\u0159e v\u011bd\u011bl, jak Billovi na tom konkurzu z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed, s\u00e1m tam byl se svoj\u00ed kapelou p\u0159ihl\u00e1\u0161enej, a i kdy\u017e se nen\u00e1vid\u011bli sebe v\u00edc, musel si p\u0159iznat, \u017ee Bill m\u00e1 talent, byla by \u0161koda, aby to nezkusil, a on mu to necht\u011bl kazit. Bill na n\u011bj jen z\u00edral. V\u017edy\u0165 to nebyla pravda! Tom si ho nev\u0161\u00edmal, to on ho tou svoj\u00ed ironi\u00ed vyprovokoval a on se ho zastal?!<\/div>\n<div>,,V tom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b tam nejdete vy.&#8220; Bill st\u00e1le z\u00edral na Toma, kter\u00fd jen sklopil hlavu&#8230; kdyby jen ml\u010del&#8230; Jak tohle kluk\u016fm vysv\u011btl\u00ed&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>,,Ale to ne! On neza\u010dal!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,No vida, vy se je\u0161t\u011b poh\u00e1d\u00e1te o to, kdo za\u010dal a kdo ne&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,Ale on opravdu neza\u010dal&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,Kaulitzi, je to pravda?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,Ano.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,Tak pro\u010d jste se ho zastal?&#8220; Neodpov\u011bd\u011bl, n\u011bjak ho najednou zaujaly tkani\u010dky na bot\u00e1ch. J\u00fa, jeden konec byl rozt\u0159epanej&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>,,V tom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b nejdete na konkurz ani jeden z v\u00e1s.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,Ale to nejde&#8230; j\u00e1 tam mus\u00edm, m\u00e1m se tam sej\u00edt s&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,Dost! Jd\u011bte a pokuste se si jeden druh\u00e9ho alespo\u0148 jeden den nev\u0161\u00edmat.&#8220; \u0158editelce ruply nervy a doslova je vyhodila. Oba jen sv\u011bsili hlavy a vypochodovali z \u0159editelny.<\/div>\n<div>,,Tos nemoh dr\u017eet hubu? Takhle m\u00e1me po konkurzu voba.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,\u00c1\u00e1\u00e1 tak to pardon, pane Kaulitzi, \u017ee jsem se v\u00e1s v\u016fbec zastal, ale pokud v\u00edm, tys za\u010dal, tak\u017ee klidni hormon.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,V\u00ed\u0161 co, vlez mi na z\u00e1da.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,Jasn\u011b, ura\u017e se&#8230; v\u017edy\u0165 jo, za v\u0161echno m\u016f\u017eu j\u00e1&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,A ne snad? Kdybys p\u0159ed \u0161kolou dr\u017eel hubu, nic by nebylo.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,A \u017ees j\u00ed dr\u017eel ty.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,Tohle nem\u00e1 cenu. Mn\u011b na tom konkurzu zas tak nez\u00e1le\u017eelo, stejn\u011b nem\u00e1me nikoho, kdo by zp\u00edval, Nick se st\u011bhuje, tak\u017ee nen\u00ed co \u0159e\u0161it.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,A kdy\u017e ti na tom tak nez\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed, tak pro\u010d se\u0161 te\u010f nasranej a v\u016fbec, pro\u010d jsi se m\u011b zastal?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,To je moje v\u011bc.&#8220; Tom cht\u011bl odej\u00edt, v\u011bd\u011bl moc dob\u0159e, \u017ee by se s Billem zas jen h\u00e1dal a to necht\u011bl, necht\u011bl si ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 p\u0159iznat, \u017ee je do toho kluka naprosto pobl\u00e1zn\u011bnej. V\u017edy\u0165 kdo by nebyl? \u010cern\u00fd vlasy, o\u010di obkrou\u017een\u00fd tu\u017ekou a ten jeho navenek nevinn\u00fd obli\u010dej, to v\u0161echno na n\u011bj p\u016fsobilo, jako kdyby mluvil s d\u00edvkou, a proto taky ty h\u00e1dky za\u010daly. On si ho s d\u00edvkou splet a Bill se urazil, od t\u00fd doby jsou na sebe jak psi. Poka\u017ed\u00e9, kdy\u017e se vid\u011bli, byla jen ot\u00e1zka \u010dasu, kdy se do sebe pust\u00ed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Flashback<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Tom vejde na \u0161koln\u00ed dvorek a vyd\u00e1 se p\u0159\u00edmo ke sv\u00e9 part\u011b. Najednou se zastav\u00ed a z\u016fstane z\u00edrat na osobu, kter\u00e1 kolem n\u011bj pro\u0161la a d\u00e1l ladn\u00fdm krokem modelky po molu pokra\u010duje ke vchodu \u0161koly. Zamrkal, jestli to bo\u017e\u00ed stvo\u0159en\u00ed, co pr\u00e1v\u011b zahl\u00e9dl, nebyl sen, ale byla tam po\u0159\u00e1d, sice u\u017e mizela v budov\u011b, ale byla tam. Vysok\u00e1, \u0161t\u00edhl\u00e1 d\u00edvka s \u010dern\u00fdmi, po lopatky dlouh\u00fdmi vlasy, natup\u00edrovan\u00fdmi do rozcuchu. Okam\u017eit\u011b se rozb\u011bhne k part\u011b a za\u010dne vyzv\u00eddat, nikdo ale o t\u00e9 nezn\u00e1m\u00e9 nic nev\u00ed.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Kdy\u017e vejde do t\u0159\u00eddy, m\u00e1lem dostane infarkt. Sed\u011bla tam, sama v jedin\u00e9 voln\u00e9 lavici, a to v t\u00e9 prvn\u00ed. Z\u016fstal na ni civ\u011bt a sledoval \u0161t\u00edhl\u00e9 prsty s \u010dern\u00fdmi nehty, jak rychle datluj\u00ed esemesku. Najednou zvedla hlavu a Tomovi se m\u00e1lem podlomila kolena nad kr\u00e1sou t\u011bch o\u010d\u00ed. V mo\u0159i \u010dokol\u00e1dy, kter\u00e9 ohrani\u010dovaly \u010dern\u00e9 linky, by se klidn\u011b utopil.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>,,A-ahoj&#8230; j\u00e1&#8230; j\u00e1 jsem Tom&#8230; ty&#8230; ty jsi tu&#8230; nov\u00e1?&#8220;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>,,Nov\u00e1?!&#8220; Ohrad\u00ed se na n\u011bj vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed to kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 stvo\u0159en\u00ed a Tom jen vyt\u0159e\u0161t\u00ed o\u010di. Naprosto nech\u00e1pal, pro\u010d tak najednou vyjela.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>,,Nov\u00e1?&#8220; Zopakuje to stvo\u0159en\u00ed znova. ,,To jsi slepej nebo co? Nemysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee abych byl holka, mi n\u011bco chyb\u00ed?&#8220; Tom z\u016fstal st\u00e1t a naprosto nech\u00e1pal. Teprve kdy\u017e se to stvo\u0159en\u00ed zvedlo a ura\u017een\u011b kolem n\u011bj pro\u0161lo, si v\u0161imnul, \u017ee tomu stvo\u0159en\u00ed opravdu n\u011bco chyb\u00ed.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>D\u00edvka, do kter\u00e9 se podle v\u0161eho na prvn\u00ed pohled zamiloval, se ve vte\u0159in\u011b prom\u011bnila na n\u011bj&#8230; na Billa Trumpera, nov\u00e9ho spolu\u017e\u00e1ka z Francie, a Tom, kter\u00fd si dote\u010f zakl\u00e1dal na tom, \u017ee je na holky; jedna pusa s klukem, kdy\u017e byl opilej se p\u0159ece nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1; si cht\u011b necht\u011b musel p\u0159iznat, \u017ee to asi zas tak stoprocentn\u00ed nen\u00ed.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Konec flashbacku<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Bill ho chytil za mikinu a znova se ho zeptal: ,,Pro\u010d?&#8220; Z jeho hlasu vymizel v\u0161echen vztek a ve v\u00fdrazu se zrcadlila \u010dist\u00e1 zv\u011bdavost, ani on najednou nem\u011bl n\u00e1ladu se s Tomem h\u00e1dat.<\/div>\n<div>,,M\u00e1\u0161&#8230; m\u00e1\u0161 talent&#8230;&#8220; \u0160pitl Tom a sklopil hlavu.<\/div>\n<div>,,Jak&#8230; jak to m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 v\u011bd\u011bt?!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,Sly\u0161el jsem t\u011b&#8230; v hudebn\u011b.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,A&#8230; aha&#8230; d\u00edk&#8230;&#8220; Bill se najednou za\u010dal \u010dervenat. Pod\u00edval se na Toma, ale hned pohledem sklouzl jinam. <em>Sakra, Bille, ovl\u00e1dej se nebo si bude myslet, \u017ee jse\u0161 do n\u011bj hotovej! A ne snad?! Ne! Blbost&#8230; nen\u00ed m\u016fj typ&#8230; NEN\u00cd!!!!!!!! Je to jen libovej fraj\u00edrek, co chr\u00e1pe s ka\u017edou, co se kolem mihne&#8230; kdy\u017e j\u00e1 bych cht\u011bl taky&#8230; Ne!! Sakra!!!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>autor: <strong>Bitter<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Bitter T\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1g sl\u00edbila jsem v\u00e1m dal\u0161\u00ed v\u00edced\u00edlovku, tag j\u00ed tady m\u00e1te! Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se bude tagi l\u00edbit, speci\u00e1ln\u011b pro na\u0161\u00ed sadistickou kr\u00e1lovnu \u00c1\u010fu bude i p\u00e1r m\u00edrn\u011b krvavejch d\u00edlk\u016f, tag douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se to bude d\u00e1t \u010d\u00edst. 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