{"id":15141,"date":"2009-03-01T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-01T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=15106"},"modified":"2009-03-01T14:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-01T13:30:00","slug":"muj-kouzelny-bill-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/03\/01\/muj-kouzelny-bill-5\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u016fj kouzeln\u00fd Bill 5."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autor: <strong>Mei<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>Bill: <strong><em>Chud\u00e1\u010dku, tak r\u00e1d bych \u0159ekl, \u017ee to nebyl sen, ale pravda.<\/em><\/strong> Co jsme d\u011blali je\u0161t\u011b?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: N\u011bco jsi mi \u0159\u00edkal&#8230; \u0160koda, \u017ee to byl jenom sen&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: A co jsem ti \u0159\u00edkal&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ale nic<strong><em>. Byl to jenom sen, nem\u016f\u017eu mu \u0159\u00edct , \u017ee m\u011b l\u00edbal a \u0159\u00edkal mi sladk\u00e1 sl\u016fvka&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: No t\u00e1k&#8230; k\u00e1pni bo\u017eskou&#8230; <em>Rejpne ho loktem pod \u017eebra.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Auu&#8230; To mi d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 naschv\u00e1l, vi\u010f?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Promi\u0148, j\u00e1 nev\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee t\u011b n\u011bco bol\u00ed&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bol\u00ed, kdy\u017e jsem byl malej, maminka mi to v\u017edycky pofoukala, dala mi tam pusinku a p\u0159estalo to bolet. <em>Zub\u00ed se\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Chce\u0161 pusinku?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: <em>Zak\u00fdve hlavou, \u017ee ano.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: A kdepak t\u011b to bol\u00ed&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: V\u0161ude&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: \u00dapln\u011b v\u0161ude\u2026 <em>Pod\u00edv\u00e1 se sm\u011brem k jeho kl\u00ednu&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Tak tam zrovna ne&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: \u0160koda, tak t\u011b mus\u00edm zl\u00edbat v\u0161ude jinde&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: <strong><em>Te\u010f bych si p\u0159\u00e1l, aby m\u011b n\u011bkdo nakopnul do rozkroku, aby m\u011b Bill mohl l\u00edbat v\u0161ude.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Opravdu t\u011b to tam ani tro\u0161ku nebol\u00ed&#8230;? <em>Zvedne obo\u010d\u00ed.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Mo\u017en\u00e1 malinko&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tak to t\u011b mus\u00edm o\u0161et\u0159it&#8230; <strong><em>Sedne si na Toma obkro\u010dmo, sund\u00e1 mu tri\u010dko, za\u010dne ho l\u00edbat v\u0161ude na t\u011ble, krku, u\u0161\u00edch, jen rt\u016fm se vyh\u00fdb\u00e1\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>Bill: U\u017e je to lep\u0161\u00ed?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Tro\u0161\u00ednku. <strong><em>Ale ono to u\u017e v\u00e1\u017en\u011b nebol\u00ed&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>P\u0159esouv\u00e1 svoje polibky n\u00ed\u017e a n\u00ed\u017e, a\u017e k lemu kalhot, sv\u00fdmi rychl\u00fdmi prsty rozepne p\u00e1sek a poklopec. Zubama zachytil lem spodk\u016f a jemn\u011b je tah\u00e1. Kdy\u017e v tom nejlep\u0161\u00edm je n\u011bco vyru\u0161\u00ed.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Bille!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tohle je za trest&#8230; <strong><em>\u017de jsem buz\u00edk<\/em><\/strong>. <em>Op\u0159e svoj\u00ed hlavu o Tomovu hru\u010f.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: J\u00e1 po\u010dk\u00e1m, jdi&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ok.Ale nikam mi neute\u010d&#8230;<\/div>\n<div><em>Gorna vstoup\u00ed do Billova pokoje&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Bille! <em>Vyt\u0159e\u0161t\u00ed o\u010di\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ty neum\u00ed\u0161 klepat?<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Neodpov\u00eddal jsi&#8230; Poj\u010f se mnou na slov\u00ed\u010dko&#8230; <em>Podr\u017e\u00ed dve\u0159e&#8230; \u010dek\u00e1, a\u017e Bill projde&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tak to vyklop&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: M\u016f\u017ee\u0161 mi \u0159\u00edct, co je to ten Tom za\u010d? A hlavn\u011b co sn\u00edm m\u00e1\u0161, a ne\u0159\u00edkej nic, nejd\u0159\u00edv ti sed\u00ed ve sklep\u011b po tm\u011b na kl\u00edn\u011b a te\u010f vid\u00edm, jak ho ob\u00edr\u00e1\u0161 a sed\u00ed\u0161 mu na kl\u00edn\u011b ty! <em>Bouchne do stolu, na kter\u00e9m stoj\u00ed v\u00e1za , kter\u00e1 pod vlivem bouchnut\u00ed vyl\u00edtne metr do vzduch a pad\u00e1 k zemi\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Zmraz\u00ed pohybem ruky v\u00e1zu, chyt\u00ed ji a polo\u017e\u00ed zp\u00e1tky na st\u016fl&#8230;<\/em> Tak zaprv\u00e9, nebouchej do stolu, za druh\u00e9, nen\u00ed to snad moje v\u011bc a ta t\u0159et\u00ed&#8230; no, mo\u017en\u00e1 s n\u00edm n\u011bco m\u00e1m, teda mohl bych m\u00edt, kdybys n\u00e1s poka\u017ed\u00e9 nevyru\u0161il&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: J\u00e1 si budu do stolu bouchat jak chci! <em>Pra\u0161t\u00ed do stolu, i v\u00e1za je op\u011bt ve vzduchu a op\u011bt j\u00ed Bill zmraz\u00ed a polo\u017e\u00ed na st\u016fl&#8230;<\/em> To sis nena\u0161el za tolik let chv\u00edli, abys mi \u0159ekl, \u017ee si na kluky!?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Promi\u0148, ale cht\u011bl jsem t\u011b na to nejd\u0159\u00edv p\u0159ipravit, ne\u017e ti to \u0159eknu.<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: V\u00fdborn\u011b, tak\u017ee si se nechal rovnou na\u010dapat s klukem v posteli! <em>Znova bouchne do stolu a v\u00e1za op\u011bt let\u00ed, Bill j\u00ed zmraz\u00ed, chyt\u00ed, ale rad\u011bji si j\u00ed nech\u00e1 u sebe&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tati! Jak m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho \u0159\u00edct\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: A jsi si jistej,\u017ee jsi opravdu G? No Ga&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Gay! Jo jsem&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: U\u017e jsi m\u011bl n\u011bjak\u00fdho kluka?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo!<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Ale pou\u017e\u00edvali jste ochranu, \u017ee ano?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: U\u017e p\u0159eh\u00e1n\u00ed\u0161, tak daleko jsem se s \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fdm nedostal&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Dobr\u00e1, budu tv\u00e9 rozhodnut\u00ed akceptovat, ale zat\u00edm mu ne\u0159\u00edkej, co jsme za\u010d&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: To je jasn\u00e9. A ned\u011blej z n\u00e1s n\u011bjak\u00e1 monstra.<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: No a k t\u00e9matu, jdu na rande s pan\u00ed Malinovou!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Si d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 kozy, n\u00e9? <em>Otev\u0159e pusu, a\u017e mu z n\u00ed vypadne sprost\u00e9 slovo&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Dej si facku<em>. Jak \u0159ekne, tak Billovi vycukne ruka a ubal\u00ed si po\u0159\u00e1dnou facku&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Au, tos nemusel&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Co j\u00e1, to ty! <em>Sm\u011bje se.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <strong><em>No aspo\u0148, \u017ee m\u00e1 u\u017e dobrou n\u00e1ladu&#8230;<\/em><\/strong> Dy\u0165 je to moje \u00fa\u010da!<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Ale p\u011bkn\u00e1&#8230; Mlad\u00e1&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Na tebe mlad\u00e1, jina\u010d je to ra\u0161ple star\u00e1!<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Chce\u0161 \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee jsem starej!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Nejsi, ale tob\u011b je u\u017e taky 350 let!<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Ale vypad\u00e1m zachovale.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo, a\u017e moc. P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel jsi n\u011bkdy o tom, \u017ee by si byl zase \u010dlov\u011bk, oby\u010dejn\u00fdm smrteln\u00edkem? U\u017e ani nev\u00edm, jak\u00e9 to je!<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Ano, ale takhle je n\u00e1m dob\u0159e taky, ne&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Je, ale u\u017e je mi 17 let hrozn\u011b dlouho!<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: To probereme jindy. Te\u010f u\u017e mus\u00edm j\u00edt, nebo p\u0159ijdu pozd\u011b, \u010dau! <em>Ubal\u00ed Billovi hubana na \u010delo a zmiz\u00ed ve dve\u0159\u00edch..<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ach jo&#8230; <strong><em>No ale te\u010f u\u017e p\u0159ed t\u00e1tou nemus\u00edm m\u00edt strach \u0159\u00edct mu o Tomovi, i kdy\u017e zat\u00edm nic nen\u00ed&#8230; Nebo aspo\u0148 on o tom nev\u00ed.<\/em><\/strong> Jsem tu! <em>Koukne na Toma&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: V\u0161echno v pohod\u011b? Sly\u0161el jsem v\u00e1s se h\u00e1dat a\u017e sem&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bil: N\u00e9, v\u0161echno cajk, \u017ee neuhodne\u0161 s k\u00fdm jde na rande&#8230;?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Nev\u00edm<\/div>\n<div>Bill: S pan\u00ed Malinovou&#8230;.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Co\u017ee?!!!!! <em>Vyt\u0159e\u0161t\u00ed o\u010di&#8230;<\/em> Ale to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee jsme tu sami&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo, to jsme&#8230; <em>Za\u010dnou bimbat hodiny&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: M\u016fj bo\u017ee, to u\u017e je tolik, promi\u0148, ale mus\u00edm dom\u016f&#8230; <em>Vyl\u00edtne z postele a za\u010dne sb\u00edrat v\u0161echny v\u011bci a rychle se obl\u00edkat&#8230;<\/em> Ten \u010das tak rychle ut\u00edk\u00e1! S tebou&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: J\u00e1 bych ho nejrad\u011bji zastavil&#8230; <strong><em>Dokonce bych i mohl&#8230; Ale je\u0161t\u011b je brzo&#8230; IB<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Aspo\u0148 se budu m\u00edt na co t\u011b\u0161it p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b&#8230;<em>Usm\u011bje se na n\u011bj&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo, to jo&#8230; <em>\u0158ekne trochu smutn\u011bji&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Nebu\u010f smutnej, v\u0161ak se uvid\u00edme z\u00edtra&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: J\u00e1 v\u00edm, ale pro m\u011b je to dlouho&#8230; <em>Zvedne se a jde vyprovodit Toma dol\u016f ke dve\u0159\u00edm&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Tom<\/em>: M\u016f\u017eu pro tebe zejtra r\u00e1no p\u0159ij\u00edt..<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo ur\u010dit\u011b.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Dob\u0159e&#8230; <em>Pol\u00edb\u00ed ho na tv\u00e1\u0159&#8230;<\/em> Ahoj.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Po\u010dkej, mus\u00edm ti n\u011bco \u0159\u00edct&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ano?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: No, j\u00e1, v\u00ed\u0161&#8230; Miluju t\u011b&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>autor: <strong>Mei<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>\n<div><em><br \/><\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Mei Bill: Chud\u00e1\u010dku, tak r\u00e1d bych \u0159ekl, \u017ee to nebyl sen, ale pravda. Co jsme d\u011blali je\u0161t\u011b? Tom: N\u011bco jsi mi \u0159\u00edkal&#8230; \u0160koda, \u017ee to byl jenom sen&#8230; Bill: A co jsem ti \u0159\u00edkal&#8230; Tom: Ale nic. 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