{"id":15149,"date":"2009-02-28T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=15114"},"modified":"2009-02-28T15:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T14:30:00","slug":"the-best-damn-thing-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/02\/28\/the-best-damn-thing-12\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Damn Thing 12."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autor: <strong>Sauriel<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Ahojky! tak po dlooouh\u00e9 dob\u011b se hl\u00e1s\u00edm s pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00edm t\u00e9hle pov\u00eddky. Po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m s t\u00edm, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161ina si j\u00ed u\u017e asi nepamatuje a ani pomalu nev\u00ed, \u017ee existuj,e ale p\u0159estoj sem se j\u00ed rozhodla dopsat. Asi m\u011b n\u011bco osv\u00edtilo xD. Omlouv\u00e1m se, \u017ee mi tak dlouho trvalo napsat dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edly, ale nebyl \u010das. A to jako, \u017ee v\u016fbec ne. No nebudu se tu vykec\u00e1vat, tady m\u00e1te pokr\u00e1\u010dku tak si po\u010dt\u011bte. Sauriel<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Celou cestu se dr\u017e\u00edme s Alexem za ruce a t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 b\u011b\u017e\u00edme dom\u016f. &#8222;Asi se nehod\u00ed, abych tam \u0161el. B\u011b\u017e s\u00e1m,&#8220; \u0159ekne mi Alex a pokyne mi hlavou sm\u011brem na schody, kdy\u017e p\u0159ijdem dom\u016f. Jenom k\u00fdvnu a m\u00ed\u0159\u00edm k Billovu pokoji.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;M\u016f\u017eu?&#8220; \u0159eknu jemn\u011b potom, co zaklepu na dve\u0159e.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne, nechte m\u011b bejt!&#8220; dostane se mi nerozhodn\u00e9 odpov\u011bdi.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No tak br\u00e1\u0161ko,&#8220; zaklepu znova jemn\u011b na dve\u0159e.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne, Tome,&#8220; \u0159ekne Bill.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bill\u00ed, zlato,&#8220; zkusim jemn\u00e9 osloven\u00ed. Ne\u010dek\u00e1m u\u017e moc dlouho a dve\u0159e se pootev\u0159ou. Billova ruka m\u011b zat\u00e1hne do pokoje. &#8222;Copak ti je, hm?&#8220; zept\u00e1m se ho zat\u00edmco on se schoul\u00ed na posteli.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>&#8222;To nic nebude, Tom\u00ed. Jenom m\u011b mrz\u00ed, jak se ke mn\u011b Andreas zachoval,&#8220; \u0159ekne mi a nat\u00e1hne ke mn\u011b packy. Dojdu k n\u011bmu a obejmu ho. &#8222;Vy ste m\u011bli n\u011bjak\u00e9 tajemnstv\u00ed? Nebo co se stalo, \u017ee ti tak ubl\u00ed\u017eil?&#8220; po\u0161ept\u00e1m mu do vlas\u016f.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne, tajemstv\u00ed ne,&#8220; \u0159ekne, a v\u00edc se ke mn\u011b p\u0159itiskne. T\u00edm v\u00edc m\u011b zaj\u00edm\u00e1, co se m\u00e9mu br\u00e1\u0161kovi stalo, \u017ee o Andym takhle mluv\u00ed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;Bill&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>J\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee to se mnou Andy myslel dob\u0159e, ale m\u011bl mi \u0159\u00edkat u\u017e od za\u010d\u00e1tku, \u017ee Toma nikdy nedostanu. I kdy\u017e se \u0161\u00edlen\u011b plete, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 ho dostanu, a\u0165 u\u017e to bude st\u00e1t co to bude st\u00e1t.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To nic nebude, Tom\u00ed. To bude dobr\u00fd,&#8220; uji\u0161\u0165uju Toma, ale sp\u00ed\u0161 s\u00e1m sebe. Andy m\u011bl vlastn\u011b celou dobu pravdu. Jen\u017ee te\u010f jsem za\u010dal s Alexem hru o Toma a tu musim dohr\u00e1t. &#8222;J\u00e1 se p\u016fjdu umejt. M\u011bl bys j\u00edt za Alexem, ur\u010dit\u011b t\u011b \u010dek\u00e1,&#8220; \u0159eknu a zalezu pomalu do koupelny.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;Alex&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Sedim v obyv\u00e1ku na seda\u010dce a \u010dek\u00e1m. Po mal\u00e9 chvilce vyleze z pokoje Tom.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak co se stalo?&#8220; zept\u00e1m se ho hned jak dosedne na gau\u010d.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Necht\u011bl mi to \u0159\u00edct. Prej ho mrz\u00ed, jak se k n\u011bmu Andy zachoval,&#8220; \u0159ekne mi Tom n\u011bco, \u010demu moc dob\u0159e nerozumim.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Aha,&#8220; \u0159eknu a schoul\u00edm se Tomovi do n\u00e1ru\u010de. Po chvilce uc\u00edt\u00edm na tv\u00e1\u0159i p\u00e1r nesm\u011bl\u00fdch pusinek. Zvednu hlavu, abychom se s Tomem mohli l\u00edbat po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b. Sly\u0161\u00edm na schodech jemn\u00e9 kroky a pod\u00edv\u00e1m se t\u00edm sm\u011brem, ani\u017e bych Toma p\u0159estal l\u00edbat. Uvid\u00edm tam Billa, kter\u00fd se rychle oto\u010d\u00ed a upaluje pry\u010d. To ho tolik zasko\u010dil pohled na to, jak se l\u00edb\u00e1m s jeho br\u00e1\u0161kou? V\u017edy\u0165 mu to nikdy nevadilo.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;Tom&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Alex je sice hodnej a n\u011b\u017enej, ale i kdy\u017e se s nim l\u00edb\u00e1m nebo cokoliv jin\u00fdho, tak myslim na Billa. Nech\u00e1pu to, ale je to tak. Asi jsem se zamiloval do sv\u00fdho br\u00e1\u0161ky. Po chvilce se od sebe odtrhneme. &#8222;Co kdybychom dnes za\u0161li na ve\u010de\u0159i? Jen my dva. Zvu t\u011b,&#8220; zavrn\u00ed mi Alex do ucha.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Velmi dobrej n\u00e1pad. Jdu se p\u0159ipravit,&#8220; zavrnim zp\u00e1tky a pel\u00e1\u0161im se nahoru upravit. N\u00e9, \u017ee bych to n\u011bjak pot\u0159eboval, kr\u00e1snej jsem dost, ale v tepl\u00e1k\u00e1ch nikam nejdu. Nakonec vyhraje b\u00edl\u00fd triko, tmav\u00fd d\u017e\u00edny a \u010dern\u00e1 mik\u010da. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nesm\u00ed chyb\u011bt b\u00edl\u00e1 k\u0161iltovka.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;Bill&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Jo tak Alex pozval Toma na ve\u010de\u0159i. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee bude m\u00edt u sebe dost pen\u011bz, i kdy\u017e mu vezmu pen\u011b\u017eenku. Pozoruju Alexe, kter\u00fd si do kapsy od bundy pr\u00e1v\u011b nal\u00e1doval pen\u011b\u017eenku a pr\u00e1v\u011b si vykra\u010duje do Tomova pokoje se p\u0159evl\u00edct. Rychle seb\u011bhnu schody a pen\u011b\u017eenku mu z kapsy seberu. &#8222;M\u00e1m v pl\u00e1nu ti j\u00ed vr\u00e1tit,&#8220; \u0159eknu si s\u00e1m pro sebe a u\u017e vyb\u00edh\u00e1m schody do pokoje. Snad je Alex tak blbej a u\u017e si nebude kontrolovat kapsy nebo si br\u00e1t n\u011bjak\u00fd prachy zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165. Pen\u011b\u017eenku schov\u00e1m do \u0161upl\u00edku a jdu do koupelny, kde je p\u0159ed zrcadlem Tom.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jdeme te\u010f s Lexem na ve\u010de\u0159i, jo, Bill\u00ed? Nen\u00ed ti p\u011bt, p\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m, \u017ee to doma s\u00e1m zvl\u00e1dne\u0161 a nic tu nepodp\u00e1l\u00ed\u0161, nerozbije\u0161 ani nijak neznehodnot\u00ed\u0161,&#8220; promlouv\u00e1 ke mn\u011b m\u00e9 ct\u011bn\u00e9 dvoj\u010d\u00e1tko.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jak si \u0159ekl, nen\u00ed mi p\u011bt a tak i tenhle proslov ke mn\u011b m\u00edt nemus\u00ed\u0161. Tedy pokud si mi neozn\u00e1mil skute\u010dnost, \u017ee si zkou\u0161\u00ed\u0161 roli na\u0161\u00ed milovan\u00e9 matky,&#8220; odpov\u00edm mu a jen tak tak se vyhnu ru\u010dn\u00edku.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne, hraju si na tat\u00ednka ty st\u0159evo pra\u0161t\u011bn\u00fd,&#8220; \u0159ekne a odch\u00e1z\u00ed z koupelny do p\u0159eds\u00edn\u011b, kde u\u017e v bund\u011b netp\u011bliv\u011b \u010dek\u00e1 Lex.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jdeme?&#8220; zept\u00e1 se Lex a Tom k\u00fdvne na souhlas. J\u00e1 jen trnu hr\u016fzou, aby si Lex nezkontroloval kapsu. No, zat\u00edm tak neud\u011blal, tak je to snad v pohod\u011b. Oba dva odejdou a j\u00e1 se sval\u00edm na gau\u010d p\u0159ed telku, kterou zapnu.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;Alex&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Usad\u00edme se do na\u0161\u00ed obl\u00edben\u00e9 restaurace.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Vyber si cokoliv, zlato!&#8220; pob\u00eddnu Toma, kdy\u017e vid\u00edm, jak si mlsn\u011b o\u010dima proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed j\u00eddeln\u00ed l\u00edstek. Za chvilku p\u0159ijde serv\u00edrka a my si objedn\u00e1me.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nekoukej j\u00ed na zadek! Stejn\u011b ho m\u00e1 tlustej,&#8220; \u0159ekne mi Tom, kdy\u017e se oto\u010d\u00edm za serv\u00edrkou.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No co, ty m\u00e1\u0161 prdelku malinkou a j\u00e1 bych n\u011bkdy t\u0159eba cht\u011bl m\u00edt v ruce n\u011bco v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho! Zm\u011bna je \u017eivot,&#8220; odpov\u00edm mu a dostane se mi kopance do nohy.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To se rad\u0161i vykrmim a bude ze m\u011b be\u010dka. Ale aspo\u0148 se nebude\u0161 ohl\u00ed\u017eet za holkama s velkym zadkem,&#8220; zamru\u010d\u00ed Tom.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No, tak se budu zase ot\u00e1\u010det za t\u011bma co maj zadek malej. A pochybuju, \u017ee hubnut\u00ed ti p\u016fjde tak rychle jako tlousntut\u00ed, mil\u00e1\u010dku,&#8220; usm\u011bju se a spokojen\u011b sleduju jak Tom zavr\u010del. Po chvilce n\u00e1m donesli j\u00eddlo. \u017d\u00e1dnou specialitku sme si neobjednali. Pizza a t\u011bstoviny teda aspo\u0148 podle m\u011b nejsou nic extra, ale n\u00e1m chutnaj, tak co.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee t\u011b to finan\u010dn\u011b nezrujnuje,&#8220; prohod\u00ed Tom s plnou pusou.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee ne,&#8220; odpov\u00edm mu takt\u00e9\u017e s plnou pusou.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;M\u016f\u017eu si d\u00e1t poh\u00e1r a kafe?&#8220; zept\u00e1 se m\u011b Tom po tom, co doj\u00edme.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jist\u011b, ale j\u00e1 si ned\u00e1m. Sem plnej,&#8220; op\u0159u se o op\u011bradlo \u017eidle zat\u00edmco si Tom objedn\u00e1v\u00e1 ovocnej poh\u00e1r a kafe. Nakonec to dopadne tak, \u017ee se tu krm\u00edme a kafe taky pijeme spole\u010dn\u011b. &#8222;Tak asi zaplat\u00edm brou\u010dku ne?&#8220; zept\u00e1m se Toma, kter\u00fd mi odpov\u00ed k\u00fdvnut\u00edm hlavy a j\u00e1 \u0161\u00e1hnu do kapsy pro pen\u011b\u017eenku. V tu chv\u00edli by se ve mn\u011b krve nedo\u0159ezal. V\u017edy\u0165 jsem si j\u00ed d\u00e1val do kapsy, tak kde je? Prohrabu v\u0161echny kapsy, ale pen\u011b\u017eenku nem\u00e1m. Tom se na m\u011b pod\u00edv\u00e1 zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edm zp\u016fsobem. &#8222;Tome&#8230; j\u00e1&#8230; mn\u011b je to blb\u00fd, ale&#8230; asi jsem ztratil pen\u011b\u017eenku,&#8220; zakokt\u00e1m a Tom se na m\u011b vyd\u011b\u0161en\u011b pod\u00edv\u00e1. &#8222;Nem\u00e1\u0161 u sebe pen\u00edze, prosim t\u011b?&#8220; zept\u00e1m se ho.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To si d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 prdel? Ty m\u011b pozve\u0161 a pak si neveme\u0161 pen\u011b\u017eenku? Pozvat to jo, ale zaplatit, to u\u017e ne, co?&#8220; \u0159ekne Tom a mn\u011b se nel\u00edb\u00ed jeho zl\u00fd podt\u00f3n hlasu.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To v\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee m\u00e1m prachy. V\u017edycky je nosim!&#8220; zavr\u010d\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b a pob\u00eddne serv\u00edrku k na\u0161emu stolu, aby mohl zaplatit.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>autor: <strong>Sauriel<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Sauriel Ahojky! tak po dlooouh\u00e9 dob\u011b se hl\u00e1s\u00edm s pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00edm t\u00e9hle pov\u00eddky. Po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m s t\u00edm, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161ina si j\u00ed u\u017e asi nepamatuje a ani pomalu nev\u00ed, \u017ee existuj,e ale p\u0159estoj sem se j\u00ed rozhodla dopsat. Asi m\u011b n\u011bco osv\u00edtilo xD. 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