{"id":15177,"date":"2009-02-25T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=15142"},"modified":"2009-02-25T14:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-25T13:30:00","slug":"muj-kouzelny-bill-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/02\/25\/muj-kouzelny-bill-4\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u016fj kouzeln\u00fd Bill 4."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autor: <strong>Mei<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: <strong><em>On po mn\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u011b jede!<\/em><\/strong> Nem\u011bl bych se b\u00e1t j\u00edt s tebou s\u00e1m do lesa??? <em>Usm\u011bje se&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Kdo v\u00ed&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: J\u00e1 m\u00e1m pro strach ud\u011bl\u00e1no, tak\u017ee m\u016f\u017eeme vyrazit! <em>Usm\u011bje se.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: No, jak mysl\u00ed\u0161, ale neslibuju, \u017ee ti nic neprovedu. <em>Zazub\u00ed se a vyjde sm\u011brem k lesu.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: <strong><em>Jak to myslel? Jak to sakra myslel? \u017de by byl fakt na kluky?<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: V\u00edm, co si mysl\u00ed\u0161?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Co si mysl\u00edm?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: No, \u017ee jsem na kluky!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: <strong><em>Smek\u00e1m.<\/em><\/strong> A jsi?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: A zale\u017e\u00ed na tom!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Mn\u011b jo.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tak trochu.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Co to znamen\u00e1 tak trochu&#8230;?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: To \u010dasem pochop\u00ed\u0161. <em>Usm\u011bje se.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Si zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed kalibr&#8230; Kolik m\u00e1\u0161 v\u016fbec t\u011bch mot\u00fdlk\u016f?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ut\u00edk\u00e1\u0161 od t\u00e9matu. Asi 3000kus\u016f.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>Tom: Neut\u00edk\u00e1m. Tolik! Tak to t\u011b m\u00e1m v \u010dem doh\u00e1n\u011bt.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ale ty nejsi heter\u00e1\u010d \u010distej, \u017ee ne? To v\u00ed\u0161, m\u00e1m lep\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdhledy k tomu, abych n\u011bco nasb\u00edral.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: \u010cistej heter\u00e1\u010d, te\u010f si p\u0159ipad\u00e1m. N\u011bjakej pouli\u010dn\u00ed o\u0159\u00ed\u0161ek&#8230; Bez PP.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Neber si to tak osobn\u011b. Se\u0161 o\u010dkovanej? <em>Sm\u011bje se.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Vtipn\u00e9! A ty mi nem\u00e1\u0161 co vy\u010d\u00edtat&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: J\u00e1 ti to nevy\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m, tak jsme tu, tohle je m\u00e9 s\u00eddlo. Jo p\u0159ed m\u00fdm t\u00e1tou ani muk o tom, o \u010dem jsme spolu mluvili, jasn\u00fd? <em>Zastav\u00ed se p\u0159ed Billov\u00fdm bar\u00e1kem, je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e ho pust\u00ed dovnit\u0159, rad\u011bji ho upozorn\u00ed&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Copak? M\u00e1\u0161 nahn\u00e1no z tat\u00edka?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ne, ale je\u0161t\u011b nen\u00ed dost p\u0159ipravenej na to, abych mu to \u0159ekl. A d\u00e1vej bacha na jazyk nebo by si mohl uklouznout &#8230;<em>U\u0161kl\u00edbne se&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: P\u00e1ni, to je ale s\u00eddlo, tak ty si \u017eije\u0161? Tak tomuhle se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 luxus&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: No jo&#8230; <strong><em>Je tak roztomilej kdy\u017e \u017easne nad n\u011b\u010d\u00edm kr\u00e1sn\u00fdm, m\u00e1m chu\u0165 ho pol\u00edbit&#8230; Ne, Bille, je\u0161t\u011b je moc brzo&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Tom: <strong><em>Co se tak na m\u011b d\u00edv\u00e1, m\u00e1m snad n\u011bco na sob\u011b&#8230;<\/em><\/strong> Je na m\u011b n\u011bco k vid\u011bn\u00ed&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: No to bych \u0159ekl. <em>Zase ten jeho sexy pohled&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ty m\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u011b bal\u00ed\u0161! <em>Tro\u0161ku po n\u011bm vyjede!<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>V tom jde dol\u016f po schodech Bill\u016fv ta\u0165ka.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Kdo tady koho bal\u00ed? <em>Zase vtipnej jak ka\u0161e&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: A&#8230; Ale Tom mi vypr\u00e1v\u011bj jednu p\u0159\u00edhodu s jednou d\u00edvkou&#8230; \u017ee jo? <em>Rejpne do n\u011bj loktem&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Au\u2026 <em>Sykne ti\u0161e po Billovi.<\/em> Ano, o jedn\u00e9 d\u011bsn\u011b dot\u011brn\u00e9 holce.<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Ach t\u00e1k. <em>Pod\u00edv\u00e1 se na Billa.<\/em> J\u00e1 jsem Gorna Tr\u00fcmpner.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: J\u00e1 jsem T&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: J\u00e1 v\u00edm, Tom Kaulitz. <em>Nenech\u00e1 ho dopov\u011bd\u011bt.<\/em> Mn\u011b m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 \u0159\u00edkat Gorno&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: To bylo, Bille, ale r\u00e1no kec\u016f a najednou u\u017e kamar\u00e1d&#8230; e e e&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: No a? M\u00e1me stejn\u00e9 z\u00e1liby. On taky sb\u00edr\u00e1 mot\u00fdly. Jdu mu n\u011bjak\u00e9 uk\u00e1zat, tak\u017ee n\u00e1s s dovolen\u00edm omluv&#8230; <em>Dupne si, oto\u010d\u00ed se a \u010dapne Toma, t\u00e1hnouc ho kamsi dol\u016f po schodech&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: M\u00e1\u0161 moc mil\u00e9ho t\u00e1tu&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo, je to p\u011bknej prev\u00edt. Nechce m\u011b nechat sp\u00e1t&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: <em>Sm\u011bje se<\/em>. Dobr\u00e1, a kam m\u011b to t\u00e1hne\u0161?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: No na ty mot\u00fdlky, ne!<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Do sklepa? U\u017e jsem s tebou \u0161el do lesa a te\u010f do sklepa? Hele j\u00e1 se asi fakt za\u010dnu b\u00e1t!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ne\u0159\u00edkal si, \u017ee m\u00e1\u0161 pro strach ud\u011bl\u00e1no?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo, m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 rozsv\u00edtit?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: M\u00e1\u0161 strach?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Nechci si rozb\u00edt hubu!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Neboj&#8230; <em>Je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e dozn\u00ed slova, co \u0159ekl, zakopne o n\u00e1sadu od ko\u0161t\u011bte a u\u017e se kut\u00e1l\u00ed po schodech dol\u016f.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. <em>Kut\u00e1l\u00ed se po schodech.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Au&#8230; <em>Bill dopadnul na zem a p\u0159\u00edmo do n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed mu vl\u00edtnul Tom&#8230;<\/em> \u017dije\u0161?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Au&#8230; Jo, zat\u00edm jo, ale n\u011bkde na schodech le\u017eej moje j\u00e1tra\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 si uv\u011bdomovat, kde to vlastn\u011b Toma m\u00e1 a v jak\u00e9 bl\u00edzkosti, ned\u00e1 mu to, aby ho neovinul rukou kolem zad&#8230;<\/em> J\u00e1 ti je pod\u00e1m&#8230; <em>Zasm\u011bje se.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: <strong><em>Zd\u00e1 se mi to nebo mu sed\u00edm kolem pasu a on m\u011b objal kolem pasu&#8230;?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Stalo se n\u011bco? Sly\u0161el jsem r\u00e1nu&#8230; <em>Najednou se zasekne, kdy\u017e vid\u00ed Billa a Toma v t\u00e9 p\u00f3ze&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: V\u00edm, \u017ee to vypad\u00e1 divn\u011b, ale nen\u00ed to jak si mysl\u00ed\u0161. Zakopl jsem na schodech a skut\u00e1leli jsme se dol\u016f takhle blb\u011b!<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: <strong><em>Ned\u011blej ze m\u011b vola!<\/em><\/strong> Aha a nestalo se v\u00e1m nic&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: J\u00e1 zat\u00edm bolest nec\u00edt\u00edm&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: J\u00e1 nem\u00e1m j\u00e1tra! <em>Zasku\u010d\u00ed Tom.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ale, nep\u0159eh\u00e1n\u011bj.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Au! <em>Pomalu se zved\u00e1 z Billa&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: J\u00e1 to odnes nejv\u00edc, ale klidn\u011b bych si to zopakoval&#8230; <em>Mrkne na Toma&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Abych si ti sednul na kl\u00edn? <em>Ti\u0161e mezi sebou \u0161eptaj&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Pro\u010d ne&#8230; <strong><em>Te\u010f se na\u0161tve a odejde, \u017ee jsem \u00fachyl&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ale j\u00e1 se dneska p\u0159i\u0161el pod\u00edvat na mot\u00fdlky&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: <em>Oto\u010d\u00ed se na Gornu.<\/em> Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee jsme oba v pohod\u011b&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Dobr\u00e1&#8230; <em>Oto\u010d\u00ed se a odejde&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Se\u0161 to prev\u00edt&#8230; Tohle sis napl\u00e1noval&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: N\u00e9, tohle byl osud&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Na ten j\u00e1 nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Zved\u00e1 se\u2026<\/em> A na co v\u011b\u0159\u00ed\u0161?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Na to, \u017ee mi kone\u010dn\u011b uk\u00e1\u017ee\u0161 ty mot\u00fdlky!<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jo, tak jdem&#8230; <em>Otev\u0159e dve\u0159e a rozsv\u00edt\u00ed, sv\u011btlo rozz\u00e1\u0159\u00ed b\u00edlou m\u00edstnost plnou vitr\u00edn a krabi\u010dek s mot\u00fdly.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: To je kr\u00e1sa&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: J\u00e1 v\u00edm, chod\u00edm sem r\u00e1d. Se\u0161 jako mal\u00fd d\u00edt\u011b, kr\u00e1sn\u011b ti z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed o\u010di&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: To \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 i m\u00e1ma&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Te\u010f ti to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m j\u00e1&#8230; <em>P\u0159ijde k jeho z\u00e1d\u016fm a tro\u0161ku se k n\u011bmu p\u0159itla\u010d\u00ed.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ouh. <strong><em>Mn\u011b se snad podlom\u011bj nohy.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tak je nech&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Co m\u00e1m nechat&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Ty nohy&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ale to jsem si snad \u0159\u00edkal jen v duchu&#8230; nebo n\u00e9?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Usm\u011bje se&#8230;<\/em> To je jedno. <em>Je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc se k n\u011bmu p\u0159iraz\u00ed&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Oh&#8230; Tohle mi ned\u011blej&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Pro\u010d&#8230; Nel\u00edb\u00ed se ti to?<\/div>\n<div>Ton: Pr\u00e1v\u011b \u017ee l\u00edb\u00ed&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tak pro\u010d nechce\u0161?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ale j\u00e1 chci&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: <em>Pol\u00edb\u00ed ho na krku. Stiskne jeho k\u016f\u017ei mezi zuby&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Billee&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Zav\u0159i o\u010di&#8230;<\/div>\n<div><em>Tom zav\u0159e o\u010di.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: <strong><em>Te\u010f teprve pozn\u00e1\u0161 n\u011bco kr\u00e1sn\u00fdho.<\/em><\/strong> <em>Zav\u0159el tak\u00e9 o\u010di a ud\u011blal jedno z t\u011bch nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch kouzel&#8230; vzl\u00e9tli oba dva do vzduchu, jako by tan\u010dili&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: P\u0159ipad\u00e1 mi to, jako kdybych l\u00edtal&#8230; <strong><em>Takov\u00fd stav bezt\u00ed\u017ee.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Tak otev\u0159i o\u010di&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Oh, m\u016fj bo\u017ee&#8230; my\u2026 my, my l\u00edt\u00e1me! Ale jak to&#8230;?<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Kouzlo l\u00e1sky&#8230; <em>Tan\u010dili ve vzduchu jako by na\u0161lapovali na obl\u00e1\u010dky, Tom nev\u011b\u0159il vlastn\u00edm o\u010d\u00edm, myslel, \u017ee je to jen sen, ale nebyl&#8230; Bill l\u00edbnul Toma na sp\u00e1nek a v tu chv\u00edli Tomovi spadly o\u010di a spal jak mal\u00e9 d\u00edtko.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Bille, Bille! <em>Zved\u00e1 se z postele&#8230;<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Bill: Jsem tady&#8230; Le\u017e&#8230; Upadli jsme na schodech a ty jsi omdlel&#8230; <strong><em>Nem\u016f\u017eu mu \u0159\u00edct pravdu.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Aha&#8230; zd\u00e1l se mi kr\u00e1sn\u00fd sen&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Bill: A jakej?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: L\u00edtal jsem. Vlastn\u011b jsme l\u00edtali oba&#8230; a d\u011blali jsme i n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: <strong><em>Chud\u00e1\u010dku, tak r\u00e1d bych \u0159ekl, \u017ee to nebyl sen, ale pravda.<\/em><\/strong> Co jsme d\u011blali je\u0161t\u011b?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: N\u011bco jsi mi \u0159\u00edkal&#8230; \u0160koda, \u017ee to byl jenom sen&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>autor: <strong>Mei<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Mei Tom: On po mn\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u011b jede! Nem\u011bl bych se b\u00e1t j\u00edt s tebou s\u00e1m do lesa??? Usm\u011bje se&#8230; Bill: Kdo v\u00ed&#8230; Tom: J\u00e1 m\u00e1m pro strach ud\u011bl\u00e1no, tak\u017ee m\u016f\u017eeme vyrazit! Usm\u011bje se. 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