{"id":15286,"date":"2009-02-13T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=15251"},"modified":"2009-02-13T14:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-13T13:30:00","slug":"muj-kouzelny-bill-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/02\/13\/muj-kouzelny-bill-2\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u016fj kouzeln\u00fd Bill 2."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autor: <strong>Mei &amp; R.KaULiTz<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Ahojky v\u0161em, co \u010dtete tuhle pov\u00eddku, jsem moc r\u00e1da, \u017ee se v\u00e1m l\u00edb\u00ed, ur\u010dit\u011b v n\u00ed bude hodn\u011b fantazie, \u010dar a kouzel, jenom se to teprve v\u0161echno rozjede. Tuhle pov\u00eddku u\u017e p\u00ed\u0161u jenom j\u00e1, nebo\u0165 s R.KaULiTz\u200e nejsme ji\u017e v kontaktu. Moc m\u011b pot\u011b\u0161ily va\u0161e koment\u00e1\u0159e, bylo tam p\u00e1r st\u00ed\u017enost\u00ed, \u017ee se v n\u00ed nevyzn\u00e1te, tak se j\u00ed sna\u017e\u00edm upravit, od p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b to bude ps\u00e1no trochu jinak, tak to je\u0161t\u011b vydr\u017ete&#8230; d\u00edky moc.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>R.KaULiTz\u200e<\/strong>(18:55):<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tomova mamka: No tak vid\u00ed\u0161. <em>Zase t\u011b omylem pohlad\u00edm a pak se usm\u011bju.<\/em> Promi\u0148.<br \/>Bill: Tat\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed!!! <em>Ud\u011bl\u00e1m otr\u00e1venej xicht.<\/em> Je mi zima!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>EmOBeadsPrincess<\/strong> \u200e(<strong>18:58):<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ach m\u016fj bo\u017ee! U\u017e nem\u00e1m hlad! <em>Zvedne se ze \u017eidle, jde se obl\u00e9knout do sv\u00e9ho pokoje<\/em>. &#8218;To bude zase vopruz, nikde nejsem ve \u0161kole d\u00fdl ne\u017e rok! Poka\u017ed\u00fd se zase odst\u011bhujem, jen co pozn\u00e1 n\u011bjak\u00fdho chl\u00e1pka&#8216;<em>, mysl\u00ed si v duchu Tom.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Tak se obl\u00edkni, za chv\u00edli m\u00e1\u0161 b\u00fdt ve \u0161kole! Dneska m\u00e1 p\u0159ijit nov\u00fd chlapec do va\u0161\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddy&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>R.KaULiTz \u200e(18:59):<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tomova mamka: J\u00e9\u00e9, tak promi\u0148, prost\u011b se\u0161 m\u016fj malej chlapec. <em>Zasm\u011bju se a beru ten tal\u00ed\u0159 a nesu ho do kuchyn\u011b.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>Bill: Hmmm, to m\u011b ale nezaj\u00edm\u00e1&#8230; <em>\u0161ibalsky se usm\u011bju a premej\u0161l\u00edm, co mu ud\u011blat&#8230;<\/em> <em>Lusknu prsty a otev\u0159e se sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148, kouk\u00e1m co na sebe.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>EmOBeadsPrincess<\/strong> \u200e(19:01):<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Mus\u00edm se vystajlovat, a\u0165 ud\u011bl\u00e1m dobr\u00fd dojem. <em>Mluv\u00ed s\u00e1m se sebou p\u0159ed zrcadlem, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e p\u0159ehrabuje tri\u010dka jako slepice zrn\u00ed.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: <em>Lusknul prsty a sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 se zav\u0159ela<\/em>. Zkus to jako norm\u00e1ln\u00ed kluk&#8230; a najez se! <em>Pok\u00e1r\u00e1 otec sv\u00e9ho l\u00edn\u00e9ho synka.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>R.KaULiTz\u200e(19:03):<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tomova mamka: <em>D\u00e1v\u00e1m n\u00e1dob\u00ed do my\u010dky.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bill: Heeeey, pro\u010d jako ty m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 a j\u00e1 ne? <em>Roz\u010diluje se a jde a otev\u0159\u00edt tu sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 rukama.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><strong>EmOBeadsPrincess<\/strong> \u200e(19:05):<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ano!!!!!!!!!! <em>Vejske si radost\u00ed.<\/em> No nejsem j\u00e1 \u00fachvatnej!? <em>S\u00e1m sebe pochv\u00e1l\u00ed p\u0159ed zrcadlem, netu\u0161\u00edc, \u017ee za n\u00edm stoj\u00ed jeho mamka.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Proto\u017ee j\u00e1 jsem prost\u011b t\u00e1ta, j\u00e1 se um\u00edm ovl\u00e1dat, nebylo by to poprv\u00e9, co se u v\u00e1s ve t\u0159\u00edd\u011b stalo n\u011bco podivn\u00e9ho. <em>Ud\u011bl\u00e1 na sv\u00e9ho syna grimasu.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>R.KaULiTz\u200e<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tomova mamka: Ano, Tome, vypad\u00e1\u0161 \u00fa\u017easn\u011b&#8230; <em>Ironicky si r\u00fdpne a i v tom smyslu zatlesk\u00e1&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Bill: To mysl\u00ed\u0161, jak t\u0159eba omylem vylet\u011bly p\u00edsemky, z kter\u00fd jsem m\u011bl 4ku? <em>Koukne kamsi do sk\u0159\u00edn\u011b a hr\u00e1bne po tri\u010dku&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>EmOBeadsPrinces<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ty m\u011b tady \u0161m\u00edruje\u0161 jo&#8230; Tohle nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd soukrom\u00ed. <em>Uraz\u00ed se, hod\u00ed po mamce fusekle a odejde z pokoje.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: T\u0159eba, ale co t\u0159eba jak si z u\u010ditelky n\u00e1zorn\u011b ud\u011blal kr\u00e1vu?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>R.KaULiTz\u200e<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>Bill: No po\u010dkej, za to, \u017ee je kr\u00e1va, j\u00e1 nem\u016f\u017eu&#8230; <em>Propukne v z\u00e1chvat sm\u00edchu&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tomova mamka: Achjo\u2026 <em>Zakrout\u00ed zkrou\u0161en\u011b hlavou&#8230;<\/em> J\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee se ti nel\u00edb\u00ed, \u017ee jde\u0161 zase do jin\u00e9 \u0161koly, ale te\u010fka u\u017e tu z\u016fstanem&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>EmOBeadsPrinces<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: To u\u017e \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u0161 6 let! Rad\u0161i u\u017e poje\u010f.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Bille! <em>Vlep\u00ed mu pohlavek<\/em>. Takhle se o pan\u00ed u\u010ditelce nemluv\u00ed&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>R.KaULiTz\u200e<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Bill: Se ti l\u00edb\u00ed, co? <em>U\u017e jen bre\u010d\u00ed sm\u00edchy, schoulen\u00fd v hald\u011b hadr\u016f, kter\u00e9 na n\u011bj vypadly.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tomova mamka: Dob\u0159e&#8230; M\u00e1\u0161 sva\u010dinu???<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>EmOBeadsPrinces<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Mami! <em>Nevrle na n\u00ed k\u0159ikne!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: Va\u0161e pan\u00ed u\u010ditelka je moc hodn\u00e1 a hezk\u00e1 a hlavn\u011b chytr\u00e1 \u017eensk\u00e1&#8230; A v\u016fbec, z\u00edtra jsem pozval pan\u00ed u\u010ditelku k n\u00e1m na ve\u010de\u0159i&#8230; <em>Odejde&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>R.KaULiTz\u200e<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Bill: No po\u010dkej, to snad namysl\u00ed\u0161 v\u00e1\u017en\u011b? <em>Bleskurychle se zvedne ze zem\u011b a ut\u00edk\u00e1 za otcem.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tomova mamka: No jo. No jo&#8230; A ur\u010dit\u011b j\u00ed nechce\u0161? <em>Ale stejn\u011b j\u00ed nakonec vezmu rad\u0161i sebou.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>EmOBeadsPrinces<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Ne a poje\u010f u\u017e.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Gorna: No ano, a ty se mus\u00ed\u0161 chovat jako vzorn\u00fd chlapec. A te\u010f u\u017e pojedem, nebo p\u0159ijede\u0161 pozd\u011b&#8230; <em>Pl\u00e1cne syna po rameni..<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>R.KaULiTz\u200e<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Bill: V\u00ed\u0161 co, j\u00e1 rad\u0161i p\u016fjdu p\u011b\u0161ky. <em>Prudce se oto\u010d\u00ed, popadne ta\u0161ku, vysko\u010d\u00ed z okna a \u0161tr\u00e1duje si to k lesu, je to ta nejkrat\u0161\u00ed cesta (pro n\u011bj), jak\u00e1 ke \u0161kole je, m\u016f\u017ee b\u011b\u017eet rychle, jak jen chce, tudy nikdo nechod\u00ed. Tak tedy nahod\u00ed nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed rychlost a b\u011bhem minuty je na konci lesa, tady mus\u00ed j\u00edt u\u017e zase norm\u00e1ln\u011b. Odtud u\u017e je vid\u011bt na \u0161kolu.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tomova mamka: Tak pa, zlat\u00ed\u010dko a dr\u017e se, a tady m\u00e1\u0161 sva\u010dinu. <em>Ud\u011bl\u00e1 ps\u00ed o\u010di a pod\u00e1 Tomovi s\u00e1\u010dek se sva\u010dinou.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>EmOBeadsPrinces<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom: No tak jo. <em>\u010capne pytl\u00edk se sva\u010dinou a narve ho do ta\u0161ky.<\/em> Ahoj!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\u017e\u00e1ci kolem \u0161koly: Hej, kdo je t\u00e1mhleten dred\u00e1\u010d?<\/div>\n<div>Nev\u00edm j\u00e1 ho nezn\u00e1m asi je tu novej.<\/div>\n<div>Ale vypad\u00e1 docela libov\u011b&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Hele, Elis ty u\u017e si m\u011bla snad v\u0161echny kr\u00e1sn\u00fd kluky, tohohle nech n\u00e1m&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Ani omylem, tenhle je m\u016fj&#8230; Zaj\u00edmalo by m\u011b, kam chod\u00ed&#8230; <em>Odejde od skupiny holek a m\u00ed\u0159\u00ed k Tomovi.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Elisn: Ahoj, ty se\u0161 tady novej, \u017eejo?<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Jo, to jsem, p\u0159ist\u011bhovali jsme se teprve v sobotu! J\u00e1 jsem Tom.<\/div>\n<div>Elisn: J\u00e1 jsem Elisn,tak do kter\u00fd t\u0159\u00eddy jde\u0161&#8230;.<\/div>\n<div>Tom:12 E<\/div>\n<div>Elisn:Ja jsem z 11 B.<\/div>\n<div>Tom: J\u00e1 nem\u00e1m tu\u0161en\u00ed, kde to je&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Elisn: J\u00e1 t\u011b tam zavedu&#8230; M\u00e1\u0161 docela dobrou t\u0159\u00eddu, ur\u010dit\u011b zapadne\u0161, jsou tam fajnov\u00fd lidi, ale je tam i jeden podiv\u00edn\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Kdo?<\/div>\n<div>Elisn: N\u011bjakej Bill\u2026 vypad\u00e1 jak holka, s nik\u00fdm se nebav\u00ed, nikdy ven nechod\u00ed, prej sb\u00edr\u00e1 mot\u00fdly, a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 se o n\u011bm, \u017ee je to buz\u00edk&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: Pro\u010d buz\u00edk, \u017ee sb\u00edr\u00e1 mot\u00fdly&#8230; J\u00e1 taky sb\u00edr\u00e1m mot\u00fdly a buz\u00edk nejsem, v\u00ed\u0161 co, j\u00e1 si ti t\u0159\u00eddu najdu s\u00e1m&#8230; <em>Uraz\u00ed se, vrhne se do \u0161koln\u00edch dve\u0159\u00ed hledat onu t\u0159\u00eddu&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>autor: <strong>Mei &amp; R.KaULiTz<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Mei &amp; R.KaULiTz Ahojky v\u0161em, co \u010dtete tuhle pov\u00eddku, jsem moc r\u00e1da, \u017ee se v\u00e1m l\u00edb\u00ed, ur\u010dit\u011b v n\u00ed bude hodn\u011b fantazie, \u010dar a kouzel, jenom se to teprve v\u0161echno rozjede. Tuhle pov\u00eddku u\u017e p\u00ed\u0161u jenom j\u00e1, nebo\u0165 s R.KaULiTz\u200e nejsme<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/02\/13\/muj-kouzelny-bill-2\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[202],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-muj-kouzelny-bill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}