{"id":15332,"date":"2009-02-07T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-07T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=15297"},"modified":"2009-02-07T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-07T13:00:00","slug":"zbierka-billovych-kondomov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/02\/07\/zbierka-billovych-kondomov\/","title":{"rendered":"Zbierka Billov\u00fdch kondomov"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autor: <strong>Jewel of Dark<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>Tak\u017ee pr\u00e1ve ma napadlo asik toto a nechcelo sa mi to nejak predl\u017eova\u0165 tak som to nap\u00edsala takto stru\u010dne&#8230; mno&#8230; xD D\u00fafam \u017ee si to u\u017eijete&#8230;xD<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Ani newiem ako ma napadla tak\u00e1 volovina, tak mno&#8230;xD Va\u0161a WeWuSh&#8230;xD<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8222;1, 2, 3&#8230; 25, 26, 27,&#8220; r\u00e1tal som si potichu svoju pestr\u00fa zbierku, ktor\u00fa som e\u0161te nemal ani pri najmen\u0161om dokon\u010den\u00fa a &#8222;&#8230;97, 98, 99&#8230;&#8220; kde je ten st\u00fd\u00fd\u00fd\u00fd? Ja sa asi poserem! Zas mi ho niekto zobral a ja viem presne kto! &#8222;Tom\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9, ty jeden nezbedn\u00edk&#8230;&#8220;xD<\/div>\n<div>Zakri\u010dal som na pln\u00e9 hrdlo a hne\u010f som sa r\u00fatil k nemu do pokoja! Ako to len mohol? Zbieram to tak dlho a on mi toto sprav\u00ed&#8230; A \u010do nevie, \u017ee zohna\u0165 kondomy s tvarom zvieratka je \u0165a\u017ek\u00e9? <em>\/viete na t\u00fdch kondomoch m\u00f4\u017ee by\u0165 hlava aj zaja\u010dika&#8230; tak\u00e9 s\u00fa \u00faplne super&#8230; daj\u00fa sa k\u00fapi\u0165 aj v sexshope xD\/<\/em><\/div>\n<div>V\u00fddych a n\u00e1dych. Pomali\u010dky kr\u00e1\u010dam k jeho izbe z kadia\u013e sa oz\u00fdva zas ohlu\u0161uj\u00faca hiphopov\u00e1 hudba. To je cel\u00fd Tom. Vojdem bez klopania do izby.<\/div>\n<div>,,Tome?!&#8220; ten tu m\u00e1 ale svin\u010d\u00edk&#8230; xD<\/div>\n<div>,,\u010co je?!&#8220; \u017de \u010do je? To ma chce ako \u00faplne nasra\u0165 alebo \u010do??<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nevie\u0161 len tak n\u00e1hodou, \u017ee kto zobral z mojej zbierky kondomov toho roztomil\u00e9ho u\u0161ia\u010dika? Vie\u0161 toho modr\u00e9ho&#8230;&#8220; idem na\u0148ho pomaly! Dobre, tak nie tak \u00faplne, ale \u010do&#8230; xD zasl\u00fa\u017ei si to&#8230; alebo nie? Ale heeeeej!<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>&#8222;A to sa pre\u010do p\u00fdta\u0161 m\u0148a&#8230;??&#8220; jasn\u00e9, teraz rob, \u017ee si sv\u00e4t\u00fd anjelik&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>,,Tome, nechcel by si mi nie\u010do poveda\u0165???&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,Jasn\u00e9\u00e9, ke\u010f u\u017e si tu tak&#8230; m\u00e1\u0161 super zadok&#8230; m\u00f4\u017eem si zobra\u0165 e\u0161te jeden kondooooom&#8230;&#8220; M\u0148a asi od zlosti rozhod\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed&#8230; Wrrrr, budem hr\u00fdz\u0165! Rozbehol som sa a celou v\u00e1hou som na\u0148ho sko\u010dil, a\u017e t\u00e1 poste\u013e zadunela&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>,,Ja \u0165a asi zabijem!!!&#8220; povedal som u\u017e nie ve\u013emi kludne a za\u010dal som ho bi\u0165 vank\u00fa\u0161om po hlave. Nejak sa mi to vymklo z r\u00fak, lebo som na \u0148om sedel a ke\u010f sa postavil tak som u\u017e le\u017eal&#8230; Presnej\u0161ie pod n\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00edm. Zobral mi vank\u00fa\u0161, \u017ee aby som sa nemal \u010d\u00edm br\u00e1ni\u0165&#8230; pch&#8230; za\u010dal som mu rukami udiera\u0165 do hrudi&#8230; \u010do ten chce robi\u0165&#8230; \u013dahol si na m\u0148a a m\u0148a tam skoro rozpu\u010dil! A e\u0161te sa mi drzo napchal medzi nohy&#8230; Toto si nemal, Tome Kaulitzi!!<\/div>\n<div>,,Poddaj sa mi a ni\u010d sa ti nestane&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Mno to ur\u010dite, aj tak sa mi ni\u010d nestane&#8230; ale \u010do chce robi\u0165&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>,,Auuuuuu,&#8220; to bolelo. Za\u010dal mi d\u00e1va\u0165 dole nohavice&#8230; A teraz boxerky&#8230; C\u00edtim, ako sa \u010derven\u00e1m. OMG! Je to m\u00f4j vlastn\u00fd brat a ja sa \u010derven\u00e1m, potia sa mi ruky a \u017eal\u00fadok mi zviera pomyslenie, \u017ee \u010do chce so mnou robi\u0165! Len nie to, na \u010do mysl\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00edm&#8230; juj.<\/div>\n<div>Vyzliekol sa \u00faplne cel\u00fd. V\u0161etky na\u0161e veci boli ako inak ne\u017e na zemi&#8230; a\u017e na moje tri\u010dko, ktor\u00e9 bolo na lustri. Dobre, Bill\u00ed, rozd\u00fdchaj to&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>,,Mysl\u00ed\u0161 tento kondoooom??!&#8220; a uk\u00e1zal M\u00d4J kondom, ktor\u00fd som h\u013eadal. Modr\u00e9ho zaja\u010dika&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>,,Hej,&#8220; \u0161epol som mu&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>,,M\u00e1\u0161 ho ma\u0165&#8230;&#8220; povedal so sebavedom\u00edm v\u00fdrazom na tv\u00e1ri a nasadil si ho na svoj penis. A je po \u0148om!<\/div>\n<div>\u00daplne som to vzdal&#8230; v\u0161etko&#8230; nechal som Toma, nech si rob\u00ed so mnou \u010do chce&#8230; mne je to u\u017e jedno! Ke\u010f som tak nevzdoroval, tak sa mi to jeho po\u010d\u00ednanie ani nezdalo tak zl\u00e9&#8230; Nebol zl\u00fd v posteli&#8230; ba priam naopak! Potichu\u010dky som zastenal, aby to nepo\u010dul&#8230; bohu\u017eia\u013e&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>,,Ja som vedel, \u017ee sa ti to bude p\u00e1\u010di\u0165!&#8220; povedal so zna\u010dn\u00fdm sebavedom\u00edm v sebe.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tak \u010do V\u00e1m idem rozpr\u00e1va\u0165? Chcete vedie\u0165, ak\u00e9 to bolo? Nepoviem. Ale m\u00f4\u017eem V\u00e1m poveda\u0165, \u017ee odvtedy u\u017e spolu sp\u00edme pravidelne aj 2x za de\u0148. A rob\u00edme to ako inak&#8230; so zvieratkov\u00fdmi kondomami&#8230; xD<\/div>\n<div>Kon\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9c<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>autor: <strong>Jewel of Dark<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Jewel of Dark Tak\u017ee pr\u00e1ve ma napadlo asik toto a nechcelo sa mi to nejak predl\u017eova\u0165 tak som to nap\u00edsala takto stru\u010dne&#8230; mno&#8230; xD D\u00fafam \u017ee si to u\u017eijete&#8230;xD Ani newiem ako ma napadla tak\u00e1 volovina, tak mno&#8230;xD Va\u0161a WeWuSh&#8230;xD &#8222;1,<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/02\/07\/zbierka-billovych-kondomov\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ff-jednodilky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}