{"id":15590,"date":"2009-01-07T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=15554"},"modified":"2009-01-07T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-07T15:00:00","slug":"plakaty-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/01\/07\/plakaty-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Plak\u00e1ty 6."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"false\">\n<div>autor: <strong>Adella Kaulitz<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>,,Bille, m\u00e1m t\u011b pozdravit. Andy u\u017e \u0161el,&#8220; houkl jsem na br\u00e1chu.<\/div>\n<div>Ten ale o\u010dividn\u011b nevn\u00edmal. Mezi zubama tisknul obrovskou mrkev, na jej\u00edm\u017e druh\u00e9m konci slastn\u011b chroupal k\u0159e\u010dek, hov\u00edc\u00ed si na Billov\u011b dlani.<\/div>\n<div>,,Bille!&#8220; dloubl jsem znova do Billa a o n\u011bco hlasit\u011bji.<\/div>\n<div>Chvililinku na to jsem toho pekeln\u011b zalitoval.<\/div>\n<div>Bill okam\u017eit\u011b rychlost\u00ed sv\u011btla zvedl hlavu. No zvednut\u00ed hlavy by je\u0161t\u011b nebylo tak hrozn\u00e9, je to p\u0159ece \u00fapln\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u011bc, kter\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b nikoho nezabila, pokud nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m ob\u011b\u0161ence a dal\u0161\u00ed ne\u0161\u0165astlivce.<\/div>\n<div>Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b k\u0159e\u010dek vylet\u011bl do vzduchu. Ono by ten let k\u0159e\u010dka nebyl a\u017e tak velk\u00fd, jen\u017ee kdy\u017e n\u011bco dr\u017e\u00edte v zubech&#8230; n\u011bco velk\u00e9ho&#8230; jako t\u0159eba mrkev&#8230; a pohnete spodn\u00ed \u010delist\u00ed dop\u0159edu&#8230; a je\u0161t\u011b ke v\u0161emu zvednete hlavu&#8230; tak to co je na tom druh\u00fdm konci vylet\u00ed do vzduchu. K m\u00e9 sm\u016fle to byl pr\u00e1v\u011b ten k\u0159e\u010dek, kter\u00fd mi te\u010f hov\u00ed n\u011bkde pod trikem.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>,,\u00c1\u00e1\u00e1! Bille! Dosta\u0148 tu bestii ze m\u011b!&#8220; K\u0159i\u010del jsem jako o \u017eivot.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>K\u0159e\u010dek kou\u0161e&#8230; \u0161kr\u00e1be&#8230; lecht\u00e1&#8230; a pr\u00e1v\u011b se mi zakousl do bradavky!<\/div>\n<div>Za\u010dal jsem pi\u0161t\u011bt, jako by m\u011b na no\u017ee brali a m\u00e1chal jsem sebou.<\/div>\n<div>,,Tommi! Tome, p\u0159esta\u0148 sebou m\u00e1chat!&#8220; Bill ze m\u011b strhl triko a ta mal\u00e1 bestie se kone\u010dn\u011b pustila a spadla na zem.<\/div>\n<div>,,\u00c1\u00e1\u00e1&#8230; ach kone\u010dn\u011b! Zlat\u00ed\u010dko! Mil\u00e1\u0161ku!&#8230; mazl\u00ed\u010dku m\u016fj, nen\u00ed ti nic?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,N-n\u00e9 Bille&#8230; jsem v pohod\u011b&#8230;&#8220; \u0159ekl jsem ud\u00fdchan\u011b a dr\u017eel se za bolavou bradavku- Kdy\u017e jsem pak zvedl pohled ke sv\u00e9mu starostliv\u00e9mu br\u00e1\u0161kovi, nemohl jsem uv\u011b\u0159it vlastn\u00edm o\u010d\u00edm.<\/div>\n<div>Ten roztomilej zaostalej dement se skl\u00e1n\u00ed k t\u00e9 chlupat\u00e9 kouli a je\u0161t\u011b se s n\u00ed mazl\u00ed! Mmm&#8230; ta starostliv\u00e1 slova nejsp\u00ed\u0161 nepat\u0159ila m\u011b, \u017ee?<\/div>\n<div>,,N\u00f3&#8230; chud\u00ed\u010dku I\u0161tv\u00e1nku&#8230; poj\u010f do pel\u00ed\u0161ku&#8230; bobe\u0161ku m\u016fj mal\u00fd. Zlobiv\u00fd Tom a Andy, nemaj\u00ed t\u011b r\u00e1di. Poj\u010f, poj\u010f&#8230;&#8220; Sledoval jsem ty dva, jak miz\u00ed po schodech do pokoje.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tak\u017ee ten malej krys\u00e1k nejen\u017ee se pokou\u0161\u00ed se\u017erat Andrease. Prokous\u00e1v\u00e1 mi bradavku, \u017ee by se mi tam vlezl piercing, ale dokonce zab\u00edr\u00e1 m\u00edsto mezi mnou a M\u00ddM Billem?! Tak a dost! Mise Zni\u010dit I\u0161tv\u00e1nka za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1!<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>***<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>,,Mami? Jo, tady Tom&#8230; V\u00ed\u0161, \u0159\u00edkal jsem si, \u017ee kdy\u017e jedete teda na ty Bahamy, jestli nechcete pohl\u00eddat&#8230; co\u017ee?&#8230; n\u00e9, Scotty dejte pan\u00ed Steinerrov\u00e9!&#8230; Co\u017ee? Mrtv\u00e1?&#8230; No to je jedno, tak jej\u00edmu man\u017eelovi, ten m\u00e1 Scotty r\u00e1d&#8230; Scotty k\u0159e\u010dky ne\u017eere!&#8230; Ale nic&#8230; J\u00f3! Kazim\u00edra!&#8230; No d\u00edky&#8230; p\u00e1&#8230; Jo pozdrav\u00edm toho vy\u017elouna&#8230; OK, \u010dau.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Polo\u017eil jsem mobil a s \u010f\u00e1belsk\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem se vydal za Billem do pokoje.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>,,Bill\u00ed? Mazl\u00ed\u010dku, copak d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161?&#8220; vstoupil jsem s \u00fasm\u011bvem a Bill, kter\u00fd pr\u00e1v\u011b dal hlodavce do star\u00e9ho akv\u00e1rka, kter\u00e9 jsme m\u011bli je\u0161t\u011b po rybi\u010dk\u00e1ch, se ke mn\u011b vesele vrhl.<\/div>\n<div>,,Copak, Tommi?&#8220; Bill\u00edk se sladce zaculil a p\u0159ist\u00e1l mi na krku.<\/div>\n<div>,,U\u017e si m\u011b bude\u0161 v\u0161\u00edmat v\u00edc ne\u017e t\u00fd kry&#8230; ne\u017e toho&#8230;ehm&#8230; Iv\u00e1nka?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>,,I\u0161tv\u00e1nka, Tome&#8230; Jo budu&#8230;&#8220; stulil se mi do n\u00e1ru\u010de a zachichotal se.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Bo\u017ee&#8230; Bill a zv\u00ed\u0159ata. To je v\u017edycky sv\u011btov\u00e1 katastrofa!<\/div>\n<div>Pamatuju si moc dob\u0159e na t\u0159et\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddu, kdy jsme si do p\u0159\u00edrodopisu mohli vz\u00edt ka\u017ed\u00fd sv\u00e9ho dom\u00e1c\u00edho mazl\u00ed\u010dka. J\u00e1 si vzal Kazim\u00edra a Bill? Ten m\u00edsto cel\u00e9 Scotty vzal jen a pouze jej\u00ed blechy.<\/div>\n<div>Jen\u017ee chud\u00e1\u010dek nev\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee zrovna tyto blechy p\u0159enosn\u00e9 na \u010dlov\u011bka jsou. Byla to tenkr\u00e1t vylo\u017een\u00e1 ble\u0161\u00ed epidemie. Jedin\u00ed, kdo z toho byli nad\u0161en\u00ed, byli jak jinak&#8230; d\u011bcka&#8230; alespo\u0148 nemuseli do \u0161koly, dokud jim jejich mil\u00ed rodi\u010dov\u00e9 neodstranili ty klokan\u00ed parazity. Je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee jsme kv\u016fli Scotty m\u011bli n\u011bjak\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edpravky proti blech\u00e1m doma. N\u011bkter\u00e9 d\u011bti toti\u017e ne\u0161ly do \u0161koly t\u0159eba i dva t\u00fddny, jeliko\u017e byly v l\u00e9k\u00e1rn\u00e1ch i zverimexech v\u0161echny p\u0159\u00edpravky vyprodan\u00e9.<\/div>\n<div>Bill\u00edk prost\u011b miluje zv\u00ed\u0159ata krom\u011b t\u011bch, na kter\u00e9 je alergick\u00fd. Jak po tom incidentu s blechama zjistil, alergick\u00fd je na kousnut\u00ed hmyzem.<\/div>\n<div>Je to jedno. Blechy nebo k\u0159e\u010dci, s Billem je to apokalypsa.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>,,Tommi, I\u0161tv\u00e1nek byl v \u0161oku! P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b si s n\u00edm neh\u00e1zej, nebo ti ho u\u017e nep\u016fj\u010d\u00edm!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>To je tak mil\u00e9&#8230; sto chut\u00ed jsem m\u011bl \u0159\u00edct mu, \u017ee rad\u011bji budu m\u00edt t\u00fdden blechy, ne\u017e na p\u011bt minut si p\u016fj\u010dit tu krysu. Chu\u0165 ho odp\u00e1lkovat m\u011b v\u0161ak p\u0159e\u0161la hled, jak se Bill oto\u010dil a cupital ze schod\u016f do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku, kdy\u017e m\u00e9 o\u010di hypnotizovaly jeho mr\u0148av\u00fd sexy nezadek, jak se h\u00fdbe ze strany na stranu a jen vyb\u00edz\u00ed k pomilov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>,,Bille! U\u017e budu hodn\u00e9j!&#8220; Ut\u00edkal jsem za Billem a dr\u017eel si po\u0159\u00e1d bolestiv\u00e9 bradavky.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>A\u0165 u\u017e je Bill zaostalej jak chce nebo nechce&#8230; je sexy&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>autor: <strong>Adella Kaulitz<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Adella Kaulitz ,,Bille, m\u00e1m t\u011b pozdravit. Andy u\u017e \u0161el,&#8220; houkl jsem na br\u00e1chu. Ten ale o\u010dividn\u011b nevn\u00edmal. Mezi zubama tisknul obrovskou mrkev, na jej\u00edm\u017e druh\u00e9m konci slastn\u011b chroupal k\u0159e\u010dek, hov\u00edc\u00ed si na Billov\u011b dlani. ,,Bille!&#8220; dloubl jsem znova do Billa a<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2009\/01\/07\/plakaty-6\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[157],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plakaty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}