{"id":15647,"date":"2008-12-31T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-31T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=15611"},"modified":"2008-12-31T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-31T16:00:00","slug":"dilema-tomovy-spermie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/12\/31\/dilema-tomovy-spermie\/","title":{"rendered":"Dilema Tomovy spermie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"false\">\n<div>autor: <strong>Biky<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>Zdrav\u00edm, \u00fachyln\u00e9 du\u0161e, je\u017e jste podobn\u00e9ho kalibru, jako j\u00e1. Dnes v\u00e1s jdu znechutit pov\u00eddkou o Tomov\u011b spermii, ne\u010dekan\u011b. Nehodl\u00e1m moc dlouho vykec\u00e1v\u00e1t, F\u0161echny v\u00e1m d\u011b\u011b\u011b\u011b\u011bsn\u011b m\u00edluju, dokonce se mi mo\u017en\u00e1 povede na internetu zneviditelnit p\u0159ed zraky vlezl\u00fdch fosilis natolik, \u017ee ob\u010das mo\u017en\u00e1 budu moct i n\u011bco m\u00e1lo komentovat :-). Love &amp; peace &amp; empathy va\u0161e Biky<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>P.S.: snad se v\u00e1m ta \u00fachyl\u00e1rna zal\u00edb\u00ed \ud83d\ude09<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Mucheche, bucheche. Uhm. M\u011bla bych se v\u00e1m p\u0159edstavit. J\u00e1 jsem mal\u00e1 spermie vesele si plovaj\u00edc\u00ed v prav\u00e9 kouli slavn\u00e9ho kytaristy Toma Kaulitze. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee pokud dostanu p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost, jednou ze m\u011b bude holka. Jo a taky jsem cht\u011bla podotknout, \u017ee se jmenuju M\u00e1\u0148a, nos\u00edm velkou r\u016f\u017eovou ma\u0161li a jsem roztomile pr\u0165av\u00e1 a b\u00edl\u00e1.<\/div>\n<div>Dnes pro v\u00e1s chyst\u00e1m jedno FELIK\u00c9 p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed. \u0158ekneme si, pro\u010d Tomis nos\u00ed tak FELIK\u00dd gat\u011b. To proto\u017ee&#8230; echm&#8230; prost\u011b&#8230; Bill mu v posteli v\u017edycky tah\u00e1 za kulky a&#8230; No co v\u00e1m m\u00e1m pov\u00eddat, j\u00e1 bydl\u00edm v jeho bot\u011b. Nos\u00ed je na to dost prostorn\u00fd a rozkrok tak n\u00edzko, aby ho to bolelo co nejm\u00ed\u0148. Doma nos\u00ed \u0161ukn\u011b&#8230; Tedy, pardon, sukn\u011b&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Uh, ehm?!<\/div>\n<div>\u00c1\u00c1\u00c1\u00c1\u00c1\u00c1gh?!<\/div>\n<div>\u0160to \u00e9to?<\/div>\n<div>Kurde.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>Nojo, mohlo m\u011b to napadnout.<\/div>\n<div>Je ve\u010der.<\/div>\n<div>Chyst\u00e1 se velk\u00e1 postelov\u00e1 sc\u00e9na.<\/div>\n<div>N\u011bco v\u00e1m \u0159eknu.<\/div>\n<div>J\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee Tom m\u00e1 n\u011bco s Billem. Proto se taky co nejd\u00fdl zdr\u017euju v jeho kulk\u00e1ch. Proto\u017ee v\u00edm, \u017ee Billovo e-e prost\u011b neoplodn\u00edte, ani kdybyste se sna\u017eili sebev\u00edc. Zato ti pitome\u010dkov\u00e9 kolem m\u011b to nev\u011bd\u00ed. U\u017e jsem tu dost dlouho na to, abych v\u011bd\u011bla, jak to v\u017edycky prob\u00edh\u00e1. V\u0161ichni vzru\u0161en\u00ed a\u017e na konec oc\u00e1sku&#8230; mysl\u00edm spermie. Bill s Tomem vzru\u0161en\u00ed a\u017e na konec ocas\u016f. A pak&#8230; to p\u0159ijde&#8230; Tom se p\u0159evt\u011bl\u00ed ve font\u00e1nku a st\u0159\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00edk\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>A v\u0161ichni se tam hrnou a hrnou&#8230; a j\u00e1 sed\u00edm a \u010dum\u00edm a \u010dum\u00edm, jak ti debilov\u00e9 a diliny let\u00ed, jako by si fakt myslely, \u017ee se dostanou do l\u016fna n\u011bjak\u00e9 d\u011bFky. Pffft.<\/div>\n<div>Taky zn\u00e1m v\u00fdk\u0159iky ostatn\u00edch semenn\u00edch bratr\u016f. Plavou, plavou a j\u00e1 jenom p\u0159es Tomovu k\u016f\u017ei sly\u0161\u00edm &#8222;Ho\u0161i, je to \u0161patn\u00fd, jsme v PRDELI.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Nebo, jednou se to fakt stalo, se k dosp\u011bl\u00fdm spermi\u00edm dycht\u00edc\u00edm po oplod\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed nevinn\u00fdch vaj\u00ed\u010dek, \/p\u0159iznejme si, \u017ee tady by museli oplodnit Billovi varlata\/ p\u0159ipletlo i jedno d\u011bcko. A j\u00e1 sly\u0161\u00edm unaven\u00fd hl\u00e1sek: &#8222;Mami, jak je to je\u0161t\u011b daleko?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Daleko, mil\u00e1\u010dku, teprve m\u00edj\u00edme mandle&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tak\u017ee tak. Te\u010f bych se ale m\u011bla v\u011bnovat sv\u00fdmu okol\u00ed. Bill si zas hraje. Tah\u00e1 mi za byt tak, jako by mi cht\u011bl u\u0161t\u011bd\u0159it bungee-jumping. Cejtim se tak. Nebo na trampol\u00edn\u011b, nebo&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Uhm. M\u011b je z toho zle. Co toho m\u00e1m, jako slu\u0161n\u00e1 spermij\u00e1ck\u00e1 holka s r\u016f\u017eovou ma\u0161l\u00ed, je\u0161t\u011b proboha vydr\u017eet?<\/div>\n<div>Jojo, st\u00e9n\u00e1n\u00ed s\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00edl\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed a s\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00edl\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed a j\u00e1 cejtim, \u017ee Tom pomalu bude. To\u017e to abych se \u0161la chytit n\u011b\u010deho, nebo m\u011b ta jeho ejakulace spl\u00e1chne.<\/div>\n<div>Jo, prvn\u00ed v\u00e1rka. Co to tam venku proboha je? Bill\u016fv zade\u010dek? Jaj.<\/div>\n<div>\u00c1\u00c1\u00c1GHH.<\/div>\n<div>\u00dahm, kur\u0148a.<\/div>\n<div>Lidi, m\u00e1m men\u0161\u00ed probl\u00e9m, nezlobte se, \u017ee v\u00e1m to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m tak trapn\u011b, ale j\u00e1 se fakt neudr\u017eela a te\u010f jsem projela Tomov\u00fdm snad 30centimetrov\u00fdm kalhotov\u00fdm hadem a voln\u011b se vzn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm, jeliko\u017e Tom zjevn\u011b u\u017e opustil Billovy \u00fatroby a jal se vy\u0161pl\u00edchat do&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>JAU<\/div>\n<div>&#8230;vzduchu tak, \u017ee jsem spadla Billovi na rty.<\/div>\n<div>Fakt jsem netu\u0161ila, \u017ee m\u00e1 Tomido v sukni tak v\u00fdkonnou vodn\u00ed pistolku&#8230; Mrdkokulomet by ale asi bylo p\u0159esn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, odpus\u0165te mi pros\u00edm vulgarismy.<\/div>\n<div>YAY.<\/div>\n<div>Co\u017ee?<\/div>\n<div>Rychl\u00e1 rekapitulace.<\/div>\n<div>Tom sl\u00edzl zbytek sv\u00fdho semena Billovi ze rtu a te\u010f se s n\u00edm v\u00e1\u0161niv\u011b l\u00edb\u00e1. V\u00e1\u017en\u011b jsem nev\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee lidi r\u00e1di hrajou jazykama ping-pong se sv\u00fdma spermiema m\u00edsto m\u00ed\u010dk\u016f, vy snad jo?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>O 3 hodiny pozd\u011bji<\/div>\n<div>T\u00e1k\u017ee jdu za v\u00e1mi zp\u011bt. Asi to budou m\u00e1 posledn\u00ed slova, slova miminka, je\u017e nedostalo \u0161anci \u017e\u00edt, nicm\u00e9n\u011b je \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 a vesel\u00e9, jeliko\u017e se stalo sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed mrda\u010dky nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed dvojice pod sluncem. Tak\u017ee:<\/div>\n<div>Jakmile se Tom ud\u011blal, oba si dali lehk\u00fdho \u0161lof\u00edka. Prozkoumala jsem Billova \u00fasta a na\u0161la v nich p\u00e1r chc\u00edpl\u00fdch spermi\u00ed. To je dost brut\u00e1ln\u00ed. Mohl je aspo\u0148 zap\u00edt. Nebo si m\u011bl Tom d\u00e1t pozor. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b jsem ale taky na\u0161la zbytky jeho ve\u010de\u0159e a n\u00e1le\u017eit\u011b si pochutnala. A taky jsem na\u0161la jeden d\u011bsn\u011b fajn zub vep\u0159edu, kde jsem byla relativn\u011b v bezpe\u010d\u00ed. Jak se oba vzbudili, hodili na sebe hadry a \u0161li za&#8230; j\u00e1 nev\u00edm kam.<\/div>\n<div>Vid\u011bla jsem z Billov\u00fdch \u00fast, s k\u00fdm mluvil a kam \u0161el a v\u016fbec. Nejbrut\u00e1ln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed bylo, kdy\u017e jsem si vlezla na jazyk, \u017ee si schrupnu. Pak si jen uv\u011bdomuju, \u017ee n\u011bkam \u0161el. Sly\u0161ela jsem, jak si rozep\u00edn\u00e1 kalhoty a spou\u0161t\u00ed je ke kolen\u016fm. Pak VYPL\u00c1ZL jazyk, chytil se za lul\u00e1\u010dka a \u010cURAL do mu\u0161le. Nejodporn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed bylo, \u017ee m\u00ed\u0159il tak, \u017ee d\u011blal na ten piso\u00e1r n\u00e1pis. TOM. Oh bo\u017ee. S vyplazen\u00fdm jazykem. Hmh.<\/div>\n<div>Tak d\u011bti, m\u016fj \u010das se ch\u00fdl\u00ed ke konci. Pozdravujte f\u0161echny spermie na sv\u011bt\u011b. A Billa s Tomem. A \u0159ekn\u011bte Billovi, \u017ee zabil nevinnou.<\/div>\n<div>Zp\u016fsobil mi t\u011b\u017ek\u00e1 zran\u011bn\u00ed, kdy\u017e se \u0161\u0165oural p\u00e1r\u00e1tkem v zubu. A zam\u00e1\u010dkl m\u011b antikoncep\u010dn\u00ed pilulkou pro \u017eeny. No Billi, ty jsi \u0148\u00e1kej seb\u011bv\u011bdomej.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>autor: <strong>Biky<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Biky Zdrav\u00edm, \u00fachyln\u00e9 du\u0161e, je\u017e jste podobn\u00e9ho kalibru, jako j\u00e1. Dnes v\u00e1s jdu znechutit pov\u00eddkou o Tomov\u011b spermii, ne\u010dekan\u011b. Nehodl\u00e1m moc dlouho vykec\u00e1v\u00e1t, F\u0161echny v\u00e1m d\u011b\u011b\u011b\u011b\u011bsn\u011b m\u00edluju, dokonce se mi mo\u017en\u00e1 povede na internetu zneviditelnit p\u0159ed zraky vlezl\u00fdch fosilis natolik, \u017ee<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/12\/31\/dilema-tomovy-spermie\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ff-jednodilky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}