{"id":15800,"date":"2008-12-11T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-11T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=15764"},"modified":"2008-12-11T14:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-11T13:30:00","slug":"pribeh-holiaceho-sa-pipika","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/12\/11\/pribeh-holiaceho-sa-pipika\/","title":{"rendered":"Pr\u00edbeh HOLIACEHO sa pip\u00edka"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"false\">\n<div>autor: <strong>*BeBe*ToMy\/\/<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Kde bolo tam bol, bo raz jeden chlapec, ktor\u00fd sa rozhodol, \u017ee sa zbav\u00ed toho divn\u00e9ho porastu medzi nohami. Volal sa Tom a pr\u00e1ve sa nakl\u00e1\u0148al k poli\u010dke, v ktorej mal by\u0165 z\u00e1hadn\u00fd pr\u00edstroj, ktor\u00fd mu mal v tej pr\u00e1ci\u010dke pom\u00f4c\u0165, ve\u010f predsa len sa nebude holi\u0165 \u017eiletkou&#8230; e\u0161te by pri\u0161iel o v\u0161etky tie lopti\u010dky a ten so\u013en\u00fd st\u013ap. Ke\u010f z\u00edskal ten z\u00e1zrak, zamieril k jednej izbe na poschod\u00ed, na ktor\u00fa zaklopal a vst\u00fapil.<\/div>\n<div>,,Uf&#8230; m\u00e1m to! Tak ide\u0161 mi pom\u00f4c\u0165?&#8220; pozrel sa na jeho brata le\u017eiaceho na posteli. Vyzeral ako roz\u010dapen\u00e1 \u017eaba&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>,,No&#8230; vyzle\u010d sa,&#8220; prik\u00e1zal mu a posadil sa na poste\u013e, ktor\u00e1 sa len tak pod n\u00edm prevalila&#8230; to bolo asi t\u00fdm, \u017ee m\u00e1 \u0165a\u017ek\u00e9 kosti, preto\u017ee inak bol vychrtl\u00fd ako ni\u0165, ktor\u00e1 mu tr\u010dala z jeho nohavi\u010diek vyt\u0155\u010daj\u00facich z jeho elas\u0165\u00e1kov&#8230; aspo\u0148 tak tie nohavice vyzerali. Tom sa docela jedn\u00fdm k\u00fazeln\u00edckym \u0161vihom vyzliekol, dokonca aj vyrobil nejak\u00e9 nov\u00e9 kre\u00e1cie pre in\u0161p\u00edraciu pre Billa, a sadol si k jeho bratovi, ktor\u00fd na neho pozeral ako na Boha, preto\u017ee bol z neho nadr\u017ean\u00fd, no elas\u0165\u00e1ky dr\u017eali jeho st\u013ap tak, aby vyzeral v pokoji.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>Tom sa roz\u010dapil, oprel si hlavu o stenu a podal holiaci stroj\u010dek Billovi do r\u00fak. Bill ho s \u00fasmevom chytil do ruky a prefackal Tomove nohy tak, \u017ee sa rozleteli ka\u017ed\u00e1 na in\u00fa svetov\u00fa stranu. Zapojil stroj\u010dek a u\u017e sa celou izbou rozoznelo siln\u00e9 vr\u010danie, Bill sa so stroj\u010dekom pribl\u00ed\u017eil k Tomov\u00e9mu porastu, aby sa zachytilo o stroj\u010dek a pomaly mu vysekalo jeho mohutn\u00e9 ku\u010derav\u00e9 chlpy, no namiesto toho mu to za\u010dalo vytrh\u00e1va\u0165 ako nejak\u00fa burinu. Tom za\u010dal Billa b\u00facha\u0165 po ruke, aby prestal, pri \u010dom sa mu vytvorili na \u010dele kropaje potu. Bill prestal&#8230; Tom si utrel \u010delo, pozrel na jeho podr\u00e1\u017eden\u00e9 medzino\u017eie a znechutene pozrel na brata.<\/div>\n<div>Bill sa jednozna\u010dne zamra\u010dil, preto\u017ee chcel pokra\u010dova\u0165, predsa nebude zv\u00e1dza\u0165 do postele nejak\u00e9ho tarzana&#8230; Tom dal teda Billovi tich\u00fd a velice tajupln\u00fd n\u00e1znak, aby pokra\u010doval a Bill mu priam za\u010dal trha\u0165 t\u00fa burinu medzi nohami. Tom sprvu kri\u010dal&#8230; trhal rukami, no nesk\u00f4r mu znecitlivela jedna lopti\u010dka&#8230; potom druh\u00e1&#8230; a nakoniec aj st\u013ap! V\u00f4bec nevedel o tom, \u017ee m\u00e1 nie\u010do medzi nohami a za\u010dal celkom pochybova\u0165, \u017ee je chlap.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>,,Hotovo!&#8220; zapi\u0161\u0165al Bill po jeho my\u0161lienkach a Tom iba smutne a prec\u00edtene pozrel do zeme.<\/div>\n<div>,,Nec\u00edtim si gule&#8230;&#8220; znechutene povedal a Bill ho za ne chytil a sk\u00fasil ako prv\u00fd tu hebkos\u0165.<\/div>\n<div>,,Ako detsk\u00e1 prdelka!&#8220; ohodnotil svoje dielo. Tom sk\u00fasil tie\u017e a musel prizna\u0165, \u017ee kraj\u0161ie gule nikdy v n\u00e1ru\u010di nemal! V tom ho napadlo, \u017ee \u010di aj Bill je tak dokonale vyholen\u00fd&#8230; a Bill mu to dokonca pon\u00fakol: ,,Chce\u0161 sk\u00fasi\u0165 moje?&#8220; hrdo a hlavne nadr\u017eane stiahol elas\u0165\u00e1ky aj s nohavi\u010dkami, pri \u010dom zabudol na to, \u017ee je tvrd\u00fd ako kame\u0148&#8230; balvan&#8230;. a Tomovi s t\u00fdm divok\u00fdm hadom skoro oko vypichol! No Tom sa nedal! R\u00fdchlos\u0165ou svetla sa spam\u00e4tal a dotkol sa Billoveho stvrdnut\u00e9ho hada a riekol: ,,To mi je ale kr\u00e1sa!&#8220; ale Billa prepadlo nechutn\u00e9 zm\u00fd\u0161\u013eanie a svoj vzt\u00fd\u010den\u00fd me\u010d prilo\u017eil bratovi k \u00fastam a vyh\u0155kol svoj bojov\u00fd pokrik: ,,FAJ\u010cI!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Tom iba stuhol a pustil sa do boja! Vs\u00faval a vys\u00faval, a\u017e kropaje potu mu stekali po \u010dele, bol to \u0165a\u017ek\u00fd boj a\u017e ho nesk\u00f4r pokryla biela vlajka, \u010do znamenala jeho v\u00ed\u0165azstvo!!! Bol neuverite\u013ene \u0161\u0165astn\u00fd a hltal to hork\u00e9 svinstvo do \u017eal\u00fadka&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>,,A teraz ty!&#8220; zvalil Billa na poste\u013e a prebodol sa mu do zadku&#8230; hlboko mu tam vr\u00e1\u017eal svoj tvrd\u00fd st\u013ap. Bill za\u010dal ako by kri\u010da\u0165 jak tak\u00e1&#8230; nadr\u017ean\u00e1 porno here\u010dka a absolut [vodka] striekali nar\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1z.<\/div>\n<div>,,Olala! Numero tre, due&#8230;&#8220; vyd\u00fdchol vy\u010derpane u\u017e teraz vyholen\u00fd Tom, ktor\u00fd sa vykydol ved\u013ea Billa. \u010ci\u017ee tak skon\u010dilo holiace sa pipisko, ktor\u00e9 malo na sebe burinu \ud83d\ude41 tak SERV(\u00cd)TOK! -_-&#8222;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>autor: <strong>*BeBe*ToMy\/\/<\/strong> &#8211; alias otravn\u00fd debil, ktor\u00fd ned\u00e1 pokoj!<\/div>\n<div>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: *BeBe*ToMy\/\/ Kde bolo tam bol, bo raz jeden chlapec, ktor\u00fd sa rozhodol, \u017ee sa zbav\u00ed toho divn\u00e9ho porastu medzi nohami. Volal sa Tom a pr\u00e1ve sa nakl\u00e1\u0148al k poli\u010dke, v ktorej mal by\u0165 z\u00e1hadn\u00fd pr\u00edstroj, ktor\u00fd mu mal v tej pr\u00e1ci\u010dke<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/12\/11\/pribeh-holiaceho-sa-pipika\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ff-jednodilky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}