{"id":16010,"date":"2008-11-15T17:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-15T16:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=15974"},"modified":"2020-11-12T16:28:22","modified_gmt":"2020-11-12T15:28:22","slug":"absurd-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/11\/15\/absurd-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Absurd poem"},"content":{"rendered":"

autor: Blacky<\/strong><\/p>\n

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U\u017e \u00fachyl\u00e1rny tvo\u0159\u00ed,<\/p>\n

Ve sv\u00e9 Bohnick\u00e9 kobce,<\/p>\n

V\u00a0bedn\u011b j\u00ed z\u00a0toho hara\u0161\u00ed,<\/p>\n

Zeptejte se bezdomovce!<\/p>\n

\n

On notebook j\u00ed p\u016fj\u010dil,<\/p>\n

Aby mohla pos\u00edlat.<\/p>\n

Da\u0148ov\u00fd podvod se mu vyplatil,<\/p>\n

Vy sm\u00edchy m\u016f\u017eete um\u00edrat\u2026<\/p>\n

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Tak nic, Blacky nap\u00edn\u00e1…<\/p>\n

Hele bacha, u\u017e to za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1!<\/p>\n

\n

Billi vykra\u010duje si ulic\u00ed,<\/p>\n

B\u0159icho napln\u011bn\u00fd munic\u00ed.<\/p>\n

\u017de to v\u016fbec netu\u0161\u00ed,<\/p>\n

Je na tom to nejlep\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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K\u00a0Tom\u00edkovi sexovat,<\/p>\n

Chce si dob\u0159e za\u0161ukat.<\/p>\n

Nem\u016f\u017ee si pomoci,<\/p>\n

Od nymfomansk\u00e9 nemoci.<\/p>\n

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Billda nadr\u017eenost\u00ed se sv\u00edj\u00ed,<\/p>\n

V\u00a0tom s\u00e1mo\u0161ku m\u00edj\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Zastav\u00ed se pro dva pytl\u00edky,<\/p>\n

Je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee existuj\u00ed rohl\u00edky!<\/p>\n

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Lidi jenom blb\u011b \u010dum\u00ed,<\/p>\n

Jak si p\u0159ed s\u00e1mo\u0161kou pt\u00e1ka hon\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Uvoln\u011bn\u00ed p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed,<\/p>\n

Bill\u00edk k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed ext\u00e1z\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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V\u00a0t\u00e9hle trapn\u00e9 chvilince,<\/p>\n

Vysvitne mu v\u00a0hlavince.<\/p>\n

Tomi na n\u011bj jist\u011b \u010dek\u00e1,<\/p>\n

On tady rohl\u00edky zat\u00edm \u0161uk\u00e1!<\/p>\n

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N\u011bjak mu v\u0161ak nejde vyb\u011bhnout,<\/p>\n

Kalhoty zapomn\u011bl si nat\u00e1hnout!<\/p>\n

Ve vte\u0159ince v\u0161echno sprav\u00ed,<\/p>\n

Te\u010f u\u017e ani Z\u00e1topek ho nedohon\u00ed!<\/p>\n

\n

K\u00a0Tom\u00edkovi upaluje,<\/p>\n

Radostn\u011b si prozp\u011bvuje.<\/p>\n

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Nev\u00eddanou rychlost\u00ed,<\/p>\n

Prst na zvonek um\u00edst\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Zvon\u00ed fakt jako\u017ee zb\u011bsile.,<\/p>\n

Ale Tomi\u2026 se pr\u00e1v\u011b sprchuje!<\/p>\n

Bill u\u017e cel\u00fd rud\u00fd vzteky,<\/p>\n

Ne\u0161ukal snad cel\u00fd v\u011bky!<\/p>\n

V\u00a0domn\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee mu Tom zah\u00fdb\u00e1,<\/p>\n

Slzy z\u00a0tv\u00e1\u0159e ot\u00edr\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e ho Tomi nem\u011bl r\u00e1d,<\/p>\n

Nebude se s\u00a0n\u00edm u\u017e sr\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

P\u016fjde s\u00a0prvn\u00edm, koho spat\u0159\u00ed,<\/p>\n

S\u00a0Tomem budou zas jen brat\u0159i.<\/p>\n

\n

A tak skon\u010dil twincestn\u00ed rom\u00e1nek,<\/p>\n

Nesmutn\u00ed jen Tom\u016fv ban\u00e1nek.<\/p>\n

V\u0161em n\u00e1m je to proti srsti,<\/p>\n

Ale j\u00e1 na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed nem\u00e1m dosti!<\/p>\n

\n

Proto p\u00ed\u0161u d\u00e1l a d\u00e1l,<\/p>\n

David by mi vynadal.<\/p>\n

Po smrti v\u00a0klidu nespo\u010dinu,<\/p>\n

Dopou\u0161t\u00edm se trestn\u00e9ho \u010dinu!<\/p>\n

\n

Vymej\u0161l\u00edm si pt\u00e1kovinu,<\/p>\n

Dvoj\u010data p\u0159ej\u00ed mi rakovinu.<\/p>\n

Spol\u00e9h\u00e1m se na svou vzd\u011blanost,<\/p>\n

Proto\u017ee slov zn\u00e1m docela dost.<\/p>\n

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Tak, kde jsme to skon\u010dili?<\/p>\n

T\u0159eba, jak si twins ve \u0161kole honili \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Lhan\u00ed je mi povoleno,<\/p>\n

Tu\u017eka, podpis, vy\u0159\u00edzeno \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

\n

Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me nov\u00fdm d\u00edlem,<\/p>\n

Nad \u0161ampa\u0148sk\u00fdm,<\/p>\n

Bo \u010derven\u00fdm v\u00ednem \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

\n

J\u00e1 jsem velkej Kaulitz star\u0161\u00ed,<\/p>\n

M\u016fj br\u00e1cha je Kaulitz mlad\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Nem\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 zad\u00e1n\u00ed,<\/p>\n

Vs\u00e1z\u00edm na sv\u00e9 p\u0159irozen\u00e9 nad\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Pokou\u0161\u00edm se p\u0159ipravovat do \u0161koly,<\/p>\n

Ano, spr\u00e1vn\u011b, p\u00ed\u0161u dom\u00e1c\u00ed \u00fakoly!<\/p>\n

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A za \u00fakol dom\u00e1c\u00ed,<\/p>\n

Napsat slohovou r\u00fdmovac\u00ed pr\u00e1ci!<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee supr, jdu do toho,<\/p>\n

N\u011bco takov\u00fdho napadne jen m\u00e1lokoho!<\/p>\n

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Nap\u00ed\u0161u t\u00fd huse u\u010d\u00edc\u00ed,<\/p>\n

\u017de shoduje se s\u00a0opic\u00ed.<\/p>\n

A \u017ee smrd\u00ed jako had,<\/p>\n

Budem se j\u00ed v\u0161ichni sm\u00e1t!<\/p>\n

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Pr\u00e1v\u011b jsem objevil b\u00e1snick\u00e9 nad\u0161en\u00ed,<\/p>\n

Vtom ozve se prudk\u00e9 vzru\u0161en\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Dr\u00e1\u017ed\u00ed m\u011b tu vlastn\u00ed bratr,<\/p>\n

A m\u00e1 na sob\u011b sexy svetr\u2026<\/p>\n

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R\u016f\u017eovej a s\u00a0t\u0159e\u0161ni\u010dkama,<\/p>\n

Nezdr\u017euju se tkani\u010dkama,<\/p>\n

Boty h\u00e1zim na patu,<\/p>\n

Rozvazuju kravatu.<\/p>\n

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Ve v\u00edru v\u00e1\u0161n\u011b a potu,<\/p>\n

Vo\u0161ukal bych celou rotu!<\/p>\n

Sakra dvoj\u010de, nezdr\u017euj!<\/p>\n

Sp\u00ed\u0161 zadek si p\u0159ipravuj…<\/p>\n

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Dneska budu d\u011bsn\u00fd zv\u00ed\u0159e,<\/p>\n

Ve stra\u0161ideln\u00fd, ne\u00fanosn\u00fd m\u00ed\u0159e!<\/p>\n

Triko h\u00e1zim za postel,<\/p>\n

Nohy roztahuju na povel.<\/p>\n

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Najednou v\u0161ak bum a pr\u00e1sk!<\/p>\n

Plesk a k\u0159ach a velk\u00fd mlask!<\/p>\n

Otev\u00edr\u00e1m svoje o\u010di,<\/p>\n

V\u0161echno vidim v\u00a0barv\u011b mo\u010di.<\/p>\n

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V\u00a0hlavn\u011b hv\u011bzdi\u010dky a p\u00edsk\u00e1n\u00ed,<\/p>\n

V\u00a0ruce bolestiv\u00fd t\u0159\u00edsk\u00e1n\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n

Rozhl\u00e9dnu se trochu v\u00edc,<\/p>\n

Nevid\u011bl bych rad\u0161i nic…<\/p>\n

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\u017d\u00e1dnej br\u00e1cha, \u017e\u00e1dnej sex,<\/p>\n

Jen pap\u00edr, tu\u017eka a starej keks.<\/p>\n

A aby toho nebylo m\u00e1lo,<\/p>\n

To s\u00a0bratrem se mi jenom zd\u00e1lo!<\/p>\n

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\u017didle na zem spaden\u00e1,<\/p>\n

Ruka moje zlomen\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Kaulitz, Kaulitz, ty se\u0161 blbec,<\/p>\n

Mno, tak, zvon\u00ed, u\u017e je konec.<\/p>\n

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Toti\u017e p\u0159ib\u011bhl Bill\u00ed pt\u00e1\u010d\u00e1tko,<\/p>\n

Ale jenom na kr\u00e1tko…<\/p>\n

Toma ruka hodn\u011b bol\u00ed,<\/p>\n

Tak ho Bill\u00edk rychle hon\u00ed.<\/p>\n

To aby nesv\u00e1d\u011bl doktora,<\/p>\n

Musel by ho zab\u00edt za\u017eiva!<\/p>\n

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Ale to u\u017e jsem se nechala dokonale un\u00fdst,<\/p>\n

V\u00a0zubech by m\u011b m\u011bli vyn\u00fdst \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Kon\u010d\u00edm s\u00a0trapn\u00fdm vym\u00fd\u0161len\u00edm,<\/p>\n

\u010cest a sl\u00e1vu orchidej\u00edm.<\/p>\n

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Hrabky hrabky hrabi\u010dky,<\/p>\n

Pes si l\u00ed\u017ee kouli\u010dky.<\/p>\n

Krabky krabky krabi\u010dky,<\/p>\n

Lidi, pi\u0161t\u011b b\u00e1sni\u010dky!<\/p>\n

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Heur\u00e9ka, mil\u00ed zlat\u00ed,<\/p>\n

J\u00e1 adi\u00e9 mus\u00edm v\u00e1m d\u00e1ti.<\/p>\n

Doktor Tomovi ruku s\u00e1druje,<\/p>\n

M\u011b mozek slu\u0161n\u011b st\u00e1vkuje \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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Va\u0161e Blacky<\/p>\n

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PS: A aby to nebyla takov\u00e1 fra\u0161ka, p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b si pus\u0165te c\u00e9d\u00e9\u010dko Evy a Va\u0161ka.<\/p>\n

\nautor: Blacky<\/strong>
\nbetaread: Janule<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

autor: Blacky U\u017e \u00fachyl\u00e1rny tvo\u0159\u00ed, Ve sv\u00e9 Bohnick\u00e9 kobce, V\u00a0bedn\u011b j\u00ed z\u00a0toho hara\u0161\u00ed, Zeptejte se bezdomovce! On notebook j\u00ed p\u016fj\u010dil, Aby mohla pos\u00edlat. Da\u0148ov\u00fd podvod se mu vyplatil, Vy sm\u00edchy m\u016f\u017eete um\u00edrat\u2026 Tak nic, Blacky nap\u00edn\u00e1… Hele bacha, u\u017e to za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1! Billi<\/p>\n

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