{"id":16490,"date":"2008-09-22T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=16453"},"modified":"2008-09-22T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T13:00:00","slug":"blbe-dvd-velky-vytlem-a-samara-morgan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/09\/22\/blbe-dvd-velky-vytlem-a-samara-morgan\/","title":{"rendered":"Blb\u00e9 DVD,velk\u00fd v\u00fdtlem a Samara Morgan"},"content":{"rendered":"
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autor: LofinQa<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n
Ahojky lidi. Tak jsem zjistila, \u017ee moje pov\u00eddky se celkem l\u00edb\u00ed, tak jsem se rozhodla napsat dal\u0161\u00ed jednod\u00edku. Celkem kr\u00e1tkou xDD Cmnty pls i kritick\u00e9\u00e9 xD<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
„Tak co, Bille, jak se Ti to l\u00edbilo?“ ozve se star\u0161\u00ed z dvoj\u010d\u00e1tek, kdy\u017e skon\u010d\u00ed… ehm… v\u00edte co, ne??<\/span>
„Skv\u011bl\u00fd, Tome x) “ usm\u011bje se Bill a p\u0159itul\u00ed se v\u00edce k Tomovi. „Tom\u00ed?“zept\u00e1 se opatrn\u011b Bill, „v\u00ed\u0161 jak v\u017edycky po TOM lidi us\u00ednaj\u00ed? Co kdybysme tento zvyk poru\u0161ili a z\u016fstali vzh\u016fru??“ Tom se sladce usm\u00e1l a p\u0159ik\u00fdvl, ale v duchu u\u017e se vid\u011bl v pe\u0159in\u00e1ch. Najednou se zni\u010dehonic Bill rozchechtal.
„Haha… Tome… to… hahaaaa“ tlemil se tam jak posti\u017een\u00fd bl\u00e1zen, a\u017e i Tomovi cukaly koutky. Jenom\u017ee kdy\u017e Bill po p\u011bti minut\u00e1ch nep\u0159estal a gebil se d\u00e1l, u\u017e Tom s v\u00e1\u017enou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed konstatoval, \u017ee se jeho milovan\u00fd br\u00e1\u0161ka zbl\u00e1znil, a \u017ee m\u00e1 po milenci. Bill se uklidnil a\u017e pot\u00e9, co na n\u011bho Tom vychrstl pln\u00fd k\u00fdbl studen\u00e9 vody….<\/div>\n
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„\u00c1\u00c1\u00c1\u00c1\u00c1\u00c1!! CO TO D\u011aL\u00c1\u0160, TY BLBE\u010cKU!!“ za\u010dal nad\u00e1vat. Tom byl r\u00e1d, \u017ee br\u00e1\u0161ka nen\u00ed ment\u00e1ln\u00ed blb, a tak se jenom pousm\u00e1l… Najednou jako by to Billovi docvaklo, sklopil o\u010di a zrudl jako prase.<\/div>\n
„\u010cemu ses chechtal?“ zeptal se opatrn\u011b Tom… Jenom\u017ee to Billovi u\u017e zase za\u010daly cukat koutky a tak mu RAD\u0160I Tom dal ruku p\u0159ed pusu… Bill se ale neudr\u017eel a vyprskl sm\u00edchy\u2026 „Fuj, br\u00e1cha, ty prase!! Nemus\u00ed\u0161 mi slintat na ruku,“ znechucen\u011b si Tom ut\u00edral Billovy sliny do trika.<\/span>
„H\u00e1h\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1 Tom… Tom je… machr xDDDD,“ tlemil se tam Bill jak prase… Tom na n\u011bho nejd\u0159\u00edv nech\u00e1pav\u011b \u010dum\u011bl a pak si p\u0159edstavil my\u0161lenku \u00b4Bill je machr\u00b4. N\u011bjak ho to rozesm\u00e1lo, a tak se tam po gau\u010di v\u00e1leli oba dva… Po chvilce Tom Billa necht\u011bn\u011b kopl…
„J\u00c1U! Co to d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161!! Nevid\u00ed\u0161 nebo co??“… Bill byl p\u011bkn\u00fd cholerik… Jak ra\u010dte vid\u011bt xD Bill ura\u017een\u011b na\u0161pulil rty, zalo\u017eil ruce, p\u0159iv\u0159el o\u010di a s hlavou nahoru \u0161el po schodech do pokoje. Ale EJHLE!! Podjela mu noha a Bill hodil dr\u017eku dop\u0159edu na schody. Tom z\u0159ejm\u011b sly\u0161el n\u011bjak\u00fd rand\u00e1l, proto\u017ee se tam b\u011b\u017eel pod\u00edvat. Kdy\u017e vid\u011bl rozplajzl\u00e9ho Billa na schodech… (h\u00e1dejte, co ud\u011blal??) …rozbre\u010del se. Ale sm\u00edchy. P\u0159ece jenom, pod\u00edvan\u00e1 na rozplajzl\u00e9ho Billa na schodech, je\u0161t\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d s nosem nahoru, rozta\u017een\u00fdma nohama, rozcuchan\u00fdma vlasama, s jednou pono\u017ekou na nohou a s jednou na hlav\u011b a s nafouknut\u00fdmi tv\u00e1\u0159emi, nen\u00ed zrovna nejsmutn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed xDD
„Ale no taaak, Bill\u00ed, nepadej,“ \u0159ekl mu a zadr\u017eoval sm\u00edch…
„BUDU PADAT!!“ odsekl tvrdohlav\u011b Bill a stoupal nahoru po schodech, tentokr\u00e1t v\u0161ak bez nehody… Tom si rad\u0161i vyt\u00e1hl Red Bull, popcorn a zasedl k DVD…<\/div>\n
Bill si mezit\u00edm v pokoji ura\u017een\u011b sedl na pohovku, ale bohu\u017eel zjistil, \u017ee je mu do sm\u00edchu ze sebe sam\u00e9ho. Nejrad\u0161i by si vlepil facku… Do videa dal kazetu KRUH 1, a u\u017e po 10 minut\u00e1ch byl po***n\u00fd strachy… Litoval, \u017ee se na to DVD v\u016fbec d\u00edval. \u00b4No co, p\u0159inejhor\u0161\u00edm m\u011b Samara za sedm dn\u00ed zabije a j\u00e1 nebudu padat ze schod\u016f\u00b4. Tom sly\u0161el, \u017ee Bill si pou\u0161t\u00ed Kruh a rozhodl se k zoufal\u00e9mu \u010dinu… Ze \u0161upl\u00edku vyhrabal paruku \u010dern\u00fdch dlouh\u00fdch vlas\u016f po babi\u010dce, vyt\u00e1hl masku na obli\u010dej s r\u016fzn\u00fdmi krvav\u00fdmi \u0161r\u00e1my a obmotal se prost\u011bradlem… Na mobil Billa nejd\u0159\u00edve zavolal… Kdy\u017e to Bill vzal, (s rozt\u0159esen\u00fdma rukama xDD) za\u0161eptal tam jenom SEVEN DAYS… Pak ve\u0161el s rukama jak n\u00e1m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00fd do Billova pokoje…<\/span><\/div>\n
Bill vyp\u00edskl jak to\u010do, klekl na kolena a za\u010dal \u0159v\u00e1t: „SAMARO, pros\u00edm, nesn\u011bz m\u011b, j\u00e1 jsem nikomu nic neud\u011blal, pros\u00edm, neni\u010d m\u011b!!! Samaro, Samaro, pros\u00edm neni\u010d…“ …Jenom\u017ee to u\u017e zpod prost\u011bradla (te\u010fka vlastn\u011b Sama\u0159ina oble\u010den\u00ed) usly\u0161el hust\u00fd sm\u00edch, kter\u00fd ur\u010dit\u011b Sama\u0159e nepat\u0159il… Za\u010dal za Tomem b\u011b\u017eet a honili se po cel\u00e9m byt\u011b. Tomovi upadla paruka, zakopl o prost\u011bradlo a nat\u00e1hl se. Hned na n\u011bho Bill. Mlad\u0161\u00ed z dvoj\u010dat cht\u011bl bratrovi vrazit, ale… kdy\u017e se pod\u00edval do t\u011bch kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch hn\u011bd\u00fdch o\u010d\u00ed jeho bratra, tak r\u00e1zem zkamen\u011bl. Tom na tom nebyl jinak (super v\u011bta xD). Zad\u00fdchan\u00ed, tv\u00e1\u0159e \u010derven\u00e9, le\u017eeli naproti sob\u011b a up\u0159en\u011b se d\u00edvali do o\u010d\u00ed… Tom na Billa mrkl, a \u0161li k n\u011bmu do pokoje…<\/span><\/div>\n
CO SE STALO, SI U\u017d BUDETE MUSET DOMYSLET SAMIII xDDD<\/span><\/div>\n
autor: LofinQa<\/strong>
betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

autor: LofinQa Ahojky lidi. Tak jsem zjistila, \u017ee moje pov\u00eddky se celkem l\u00edb\u00ed, tak jsem se rozhodla napsat dal\u0161\u00ed jednod\u00edku. Celkem kr\u00e1tkou xDD Cmnty pls i kritick\u00e9\u00e9 xD „Tak co, Bille, jak se Ti to l\u00edbilo?“ ozve se star\u0161\u00ed z dvoj\u010d\u00e1tek, kdy\u017e<\/p>\n

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