{"id":16536,"date":"2008-09-17T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=16499"},"modified":"2008-09-17T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-17T15:00:00","slug":"puzzle-aneb-kdo-si-hraje-zlobi-dvakrat-tolik-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/09\/17\/puzzle-aneb-kdo-si-hraje-zlobi-dvakrat-tolik-27\/","title":{"rendered":"PUZZLE aneb Kdo si hraje, zlob\u00ed dvakr\u00e1t tolik 27."},"content":{"rendered":"
autor: ZoE
<\/strong> betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n
(Jsi-li TWINCESTN\u00cd fans z \u010cR, potom se tahle pov\u00eddka t\u00fdk\u00e1 i TEBE, jsi jej\u00ed sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed :DD )<\/div>\n
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„Tak jdu takto!“ um\u00edn\u011bn\u011b si dupne bos\u00fdm kopytem.<\/div>\n
„Ne Bille, svojeho Bimba nikomu ukazovat nebude\u0161! Jenom mn\u011b! Nebo se s tebou rozejdu! Jasn\u00e9?“ zvol\u00edm jinou strategii, proto\u017ee v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm kole by do\u0161lo u\u017e nejsp\u00ed\u0161 na p\u011bsti.<\/div>\n
„M\u00e1\u0161 \u0159\u00edct hned, \u017ee Bimbo pot\u0159ebuje oble\u010dek,“ \u0161pitne s lehk\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem a stydliv\u011b se kousne do rtu.<\/div>\n
Bill si kolem sebe obmot\u00e1 ubrus, co strhl ze stolu a vyjde p\u0159ed d\u016fm\u2026 mo\u017en\u00e1, \u017ee n\u011bkoho z v\u00e1s by napadlo je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco, jak jej p\u0159im\u011bt se norm\u00e1ln\u011b obl\u00edct, ale j\u00e1 u\u017e m\u00e1m dost. M\u00e9 vychovatelsk\u00e9 schopnosti jsem pr\u00e1v\u011b vy\u010derpal.<\/div>\n
N\u011bkdy\u2026 tedy hodn\u011b \u010dasto bych ho zabil\u2026 zrovna te\u010f\u2026 je fakt na vra\u017edu!<\/div>\n
S n\u00edm polezu jako s n\u011bjak\u00fdm Indem zabalen\u00fdm v ubrusu\u2026 co jsem komu neud\u011blal\u2026<\/div>\n
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Po chv\u00edli se do\u0161our\u00e1me k obcho\u010f\u00e1ku. J\u00e1 jdu hodn\u011b nap\u0159ed, p\u00e1\u010d d\u011bl\u00e1m, \u017ee toho indick\u00e9ho vez\u00edra za sebou, co si neust\u00e1le \u0161lape hol\u00fdma kopytama po ubrusu, v\u016fbec nezn\u00e1m. Otev\u0159u dve\u0159e a vejdu do p\u0159\u00edzem\u00ed, kter\u00e9 je pln\u00e9 hadr\u016f. Za chv\u00edli po mn\u011b vejde i Bill. Ani bych si toho nev\u0161iml, kdyby prodava\u010dka podivn\u011b nevyp\u00edskla.<\/div>\n
„Ehm\u2026 vyho\u0159el mu \u0161atn\u00edk v\u00edte, pot\u0159ebuje n\u011bco na sebe,“ sna\u017e\u00edm se objasnit Bill\u016fv ned\u016fstojn\u00fd od\u011bv.<\/div>\n
„A… a… a nem\u011bli byste j\u00edt rad\u011bji do p\u00e1nsk\u00e9ho?“ podotkne \u0161okovan\u00e1 prodava\u010dka p\u0159i zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee Bill je kluk. Kdy\u017e ve\u0161el do obchodu, jeho ubrus z\u016fstal p\u0159ibouchnut\u00fd ve dve\u0159\u00edch a Bimbo tak zamrkal na obsluhu obchodu v cel\u00e9 sv\u00e9 kr\u00e1se.<\/div>\n
„Jdeme na ma\u0161karn\u00ed a tady ten „indick\u00fd osel“ se rozhodl, \u017ee p\u016fjde za \u017eenskou. Proto pot\u0159ebujeme n\u011bjakou p\u011bknou kr\u00e1tkou barevnou suk\u00fdnku v jeho velikosti, a tu v p\u00e1nsk\u00e9m jaksi nenajdeme\u2026 porad\u00edte n\u00e1m?“ roztomile na ni zamrk\u00e1m ala Bill. Asi ne. Pr\u00e1v\u011b sebou toti\u017e \u0161vihla, kdy\u017e Billovi op\u011bt spadl jeho stolovac\u00ed od\u011bv.<\/div>\n
„Bez spodn\u00edho pr\u00e1dla… nezkou\u0161\u00e9\u00e9t!“ zahalekala n\u011bkde z podlahy nevyrovnan\u00e1 zam\u011bstnankyn\u011b obchodn\u00edho domu.<\/div>\n
Za p\u00e1r okam\u017eik\u016f jsme venku a Billova prom\u011bna je \u00fa\u017easn\u00e1. Kr\u00e1tk\u00e1, tyrkysovo-r\u016f\u017eov\u00e1 suk\u00fd mu neskute\u010dn\u011b sekne. Dopln\u011bn\u00e1 \u010dern\u00fdm tri\u010dkem i boxerkama, o kter\u00fdch v\u00edm jen j\u00e1. Jeho make-up a perfektn\u00ed vlasy z n\u011bj d\u011blaj\u00ed super modelku. V\u016fbec mi nebude vadit, kdy\u017e uvid\u00edm jeho sexy no\u017ei\u010dky ka\u017ed\u00fd den v n\u011bjak\u00e9 vzru\u0161uj\u00edc\u00ed suk\u00fdnce. A kde z\u016fstal ubrus? Nejsp\u00ed\u0161 z n\u011bj ud\u011blaj\u00ed nov\u00fd m\u00f3dn\u00ed trend. Kdy\u017e ho mohl m\u00edt na sob\u011b Bill, m\u016f\u017ee ho m\u00edt na sob\u011b ka\u017ed\u00fd.<\/div>\n
Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed v Magdeburgu si n\u00e1s nikdo nev\u0161\u00edm\u00e1. Tady jsme po\u0159\u00e1d za d\u011bti, kter\u00e9 nejd\u0159\u00edve soused\u016fm rozb\u00edjely okna a pak je p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00fdmi zvuky, kter\u00fdm se pr\u00fd ned\u00e1 \u0159\u00edkat hudba, p\u0159iv\u00e1d\u011bly k \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00ed. A vida… ve sv\u011bt\u011b tomu \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed hudba. Dokonce na cel\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b. Jen ten Magdeburg n\u011bjak pokulh\u00e1v\u00e1. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed. Alespo\u0148 tady po n\u00e1s nikdo nic nechce. Tady jsme norm\u00e1ln\u00ed lid\u00e9. Skoro. Je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed p\u00e1r dny jsme tedy byli ur\u010dit\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed lid\u00e9 a neb\u00fdt t\u00e9 krabice, asi bychom i norm\u00e1ln\u00edmi lidmi z\u016fstali. Takhle jsme trochu zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed. Jin\u00ed ne\u017e ostatn\u00ed norm\u00e1ln\u00ed magdebur\u010dan\u00e9. Jsme incestn\u011b zalo\u017een\u00ed. J\u00f3\u00f3… incestn\u011b a dvoj\u010data k tomu. Tak\u017ee twin-cestn\u011b. Ale n\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9… \u017ee by snad… ale jo, vy jste to v\u011bd\u011bli. VY!! Vy, tam za t\u011bma monitorama, kdy\u017e jste n\u00e1m nechali za dve\u0159ma krabici s n\u00e1pisem TWC, v\u011bd\u011bli jste to. A dokonce jste to um\u011bli i pojmenovat. M\u011bl bych v\u00e1m pod\u011bkovat? Mno… tak s t\u00edm tedy je\u0161t\u011b chv\u00edli po\u010dk\u00e1m. „Au!“ z m\u00e9ho p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161len\u00ed m\u011b vytrhne siln\u00e1 r\u00e1na do hlavy. Jsem nap\u00e1lil p\u0159\u00edmo do pouli\u010dn\u00edho sloupu.<\/div>\n
Bill ke mn\u011b vyd\u011b\u0161en\u011b p\u0159itan\u010d\u00ed a za\u010dne mi pusinkovat r\u00e1nu na \u010dele a \u017evatlat n\u011bjak\u00e1 slov\u00ed\u010dka o sladk\u00e9m medv\u00eddkovi nebo co. Jakmile se zmontuji z men\u0161\u00edho ot\u0159esu, zklidn\u00edm toho sk\u00e1kac\u00edho a l\u00edbac\u00edho suk\u0148ofila. P\u0159eci jen bratrsk\u00e1 l\u00e1ska na ve\u0159ejnosti m\u00e1 st\u00e1le ur\u010dit\u00e1 pravidla. Bohu\u017eel. Taky v\u00e1m z hladu za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 hrabat? Mn\u011b dost z\u0159eteln\u011b. A v\u00edte co, p\u0159es ulici je skv\u011bl\u00e1 restaurace. Nen\u00e1padn\u011b \u0161t\u00edpnu Billdu do zade\u010dku a naviguji ho sm\u011br j\u00eddlo.<\/div>\n
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U\u017e n\u00e1m to nesou… j\u00e1 si d\u00e1v\u00e1m p\u011bkn\u011b prope\u010den\u00fd biftek, krev nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm a br\u00e1\u0161ka Chilli con carne. Ne\u017e se pust\u00edm do j\u00eddla, v\u0161imnu si, \u017ee n\u00e1s sleduj\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9 dv\u011b star\u00e9 panny, kter\u00e9 maj\u00ed evidentn\u011b chu\u0165. Jen nev\u00edm, jestli na na\u0161e super \u017er\u00e1d\u00fdlko nebo na n\u00e1s. Nechutn\u011b se olizuj\u00ed sv\u00fdmi vysu\u0161en\u00fdmi a vytahan\u00fdmi jazyky a\u017e n\u011bkde na t\u011bch jejich termovest\u00e1ch, kter\u00e9 maj\u00ed z\u0159ejm\u011b zabr\u00e1nit tomu, aby nechytly r\u00fdmu, p\u00e1\u010d na agentky FBI v nepr\u016fst\u0159eln\u00fdch vest\u00e1ch fakt nevypadaj\u00ed. U\u017e m\u011b to za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 ale trochu \u0161tv\u00e1t… ruplo jim za krkem, \u017ee na n\u00e1s tak nonstop \u010dum\u00ed? U\u017e jim jako n\u011bco \u0159eknu, p\u00e1\u010d i j\u00e1 bych se cht\u011bl alespo\u0148 v klidu naj\u00edst, kdy\u017e u\u017e nem\u016f\u017eu m\u00edt super v\u00fdhled. T\u0159etihory fakt nemusim.<\/div>\n
„Bu\u010fte tak hodn\u00e1 a hle\u010fte si sv\u00e9ho tal\u00ed\u0159e, anooooooo???“ \u0159eknu sm\u011brem k t\u00e9, kter\u00e9 za\u010dala povolovat u\u017e i zubn\u00ed prot\u00e9za a zanedlouho by si j\u00ed ur\u010do oko\u0159enila u\u017e tak dost ko\u0159en\u011bn\u00fd pokrm.<\/div>\n
„J\u00e1 v\u00e1s taky nesoud\u00edm za to, \u017ee si tam preparujete \u0161neky z ulit, pitv\u00e1te n\u011bjak\u00e9 ml\u017ee, pl\u017ee, hlavono\u017ece a u\u017e v\u016fbec v\u00e1s neodsuzuji za to, \u017ee m\u00e1te om\u00e1\u010dku a\u017e na br\u00fdl\u00edch, skrz kter\u00e9 vid\u00edte \u00fapln\u00e9 hov.. a pak se v\u00e1m zd\u00e1, \u017ee tady m\u016fj\u2026 m\u016fj\u2026 ehm, p\u0159\u00edtel, hul\u00ed plody z dalek\u00e9 Afriky. V\u011bnujte se laskav\u011b sv\u00e9 podmo\u0159sk\u00e9 faun\u011b a my si tady zase v kl\u00edde\u010dku vychutn\u00e1me na\u0161i fl\u00f3ru, \u00d3.K\u00c1?“ Babizna jen nech\u00e1pav\u011b zamrk\u00e1. V\u016fbec si mezit\u00edm nev\u0161imla, \u017ee se j\u00ed ob\u011bd rozplizl po cel\u00e9m stole. J\u00f3, tihle z\u00e1vodn\u00ed \u0161neci. Bab\u010da bude asi hlady a \u0159ekl bych, \u017ee hodn\u011b dlouho, p\u00e1\u010d to vypad\u00e1, \u017ee na ml\u017e\u00ed pochoutku vy\u010derpala nejm\u00ed\u0148 kapesn\u00e9 na cel\u00fd t\u00fdden. T\u0159eba si chyt\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9ho v parku, kdy\u017e si umyje tu sra\u010d.. z popeln\u00edkovit\u00fdch dioptri\u00ed a zase uvid\u00ed bo\u017e\u00ed sv\u011btlo. Druhou nerozeb\u00edr\u00e1m, bych to j\u00eddlo jinak musel vr\u00e1tit.<\/div>\n
„Bibi, l\u00e1sko, u\u017e si dokou\u0159il?“ usm\u011bji se na sv\u00e9ho mil\u00e1\u010dka, kter\u00fd divoce oddechuje pot\u00e9, co m\u00edsto p\u0159edkrmu dnes u\u017e asi po patn\u00e1ct\u00e9 uspokojil sv\u016fj nov\u00fd gumov\u00fd ban\u00e1nek. Ta atrapa pro opice je k nezaplacen\u00ed. Jinak bych ho nezastavil, aby mi necht\u011bl stahovat kalhoty ka\u017edou p\u016flhodinu a uspokojovat tak svou, nikoliv mou, z\u00e1vislost. A to jsem si myslel, \u017ee u\u017e jsem v nebi.<\/div>\n
Babizny hledaj\u00ed \u0161ne\u010d\u00ed sprintery r\u016fzn\u011b po stole, ale i po zemi. To maj za to, \u017ee val\u00ed dioptrie tam, kde na n\u011b nen\u00ed nikdo zv\u011bdav\u00fd.<\/div>\n
autor: ZoE<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

autor: ZoE betaread: Janule (Jsi-li TWINCESTN\u00cd fans z \u010cR, potom se tahle pov\u00eddka t\u00fdk\u00e1 i TEBE, jsi jej\u00ed sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed :DD ) „Tak jdu takto!“ um\u00edn\u011bn\u011b si dupne bos\u00fdm kopytem. „Ne Bille, svojeho Bimba nikomu ukazovat nebude\u0161! Jenom mn\u011b! Nebo se s tebou<\/p>\n

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