{"id":16591,"date":"2008-09-11T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-11T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=16554"},"modified":"2008-09-11T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-11T17:00:00","slug":"slast-diky-tiramisu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/09\/11\/slast-diky-tiramisu\/","title":{"rendered":"Slast d\u00edky tiramisu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"false\">\n<div style=\"false\"><span style=\"false\">autor: <strong>Biky<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\"><em>Ahoj lidi&#8230; Rozhodla jsem se pro v\u00e1s napsat pov\u00eddku, i kdy\u017e je to moje twincestn\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b prvn\u00ed a na va\u0161em blogu bohu\u017eel z osobn\u00edch d\u016fvod\u016f nem\u016f\u017eu nech\u00e1vat koment\u00e1\u0159e, znamen\u00e1 pro m\u011b twincest opravdu dost :-)&#8230; Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se bude l\u00edbit, i kdy\u017e je pom\u011brn\u011b amat\u00e9rsk\u00e1, jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, m\u00e1 prvn\u00ed&#8230; Za ka\u017ed\u00fd koment\u00e1\u0159 budu moc r\u00e1da, Biky<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">Plesk, mlask, plesk, mlask, plesk, mlask, \u010dvachty \u010dvachty, \u0161kvrz, pr\u00e1sk&#8230;. U\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1, Tom\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">Nech\u00e1pete, co? He\u010d, j\u00e1 jo. V podstat\u011b jde jen o z\u00e1znam zvuku, kter\u00fd vyd\u00e1v\u00e1 m\u016fj o deset minut mlad\u0161\u00ed br\u00e1cha, jdouc\u00ed ze sprchy ke mn\u011b do pokoje&#8230; Po vrzaj\u00edc\u00edch schodech, pokud to tak chcete v\u011bd\u011bt.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">Se vzdychnut\u00edm odlep\u00edm hlavu od compu, na jeho\u017e monitoru se dote\u010f sv\u00edjely dv\u011b nah\u00e9 sle\u010dinky jako perverzn\u00ed hadi. Pro\u010d sebou mus\u00ed m\u016fj bratr fl\u00e1knout na schodech poka\u017ed\u00e9, kdy\u017e se d\u00edv\u00e1m na porno? Vlastn\u011b kdy\u017e se d\u00edv\u00e1m na porno, d\u011bl\u00e1m si j\u00eddlo a mysl\u00edm na porno, sp\u00edm a zd\u00e1 se mi o pornu a d\u011bl\u00e1m si porno z popcornu. Vid\u011bli jste n\u011bkdy, jak si to rozd\u00e1vaj\u00ed dv\u011b kuku\u0159i\u010dn\u00fd opra\u017een\u00fd zrn\u00ed\u010dka? Kdybych je k tomu nedonutil prstama, asi by to ned\u011blaly, ale to je vedlej\u0161\u00ed. Kr\u00e1tce \u0159e\u010deno, je m\u016fj malej Billda schopnej sebou fl\u00e1knout naprosto v\u0161ude.<\/span><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div><span style=\"false\">Oto\u010d\u00edm se na \u017eidli, a vstanu. Zauva\u017euju, \u017ee bych p\u0159estal nosit tak voln\u00fd hopersk\u00fd hadry nebo pop\u0159\u00edpad\u011b kalhoty od py\u017eama, proto\u017ee p\u0159i denn\u00ed d\u00e1vce sledovan\u00fdch ne\u0159est\u00ed m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt krajn\u011b problematick\u00fd je udr\u017eet v on\u011bch parti\u00edch voln\u00e9, nebo \u010dist\u00e9.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">&#8222;Tak Tom\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed, kde jse\u0161? Pomooooc!&#8220; sly\u0161\u00edm zdola br\u00e1chovo \u0159ehn\u011bn\u00ed. Kdy\u017e sebou majzne o zem, vy\u017eaduje, abych ho zvedl.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">Zdus\u00e1m k n\u011bmu dol\u016f ve sv\u00fdch \u00fachvatn\u00fdch chlupat\u00fdch modr\u00fdch papu\u010dk\u00e1ch se zaj\u00ed\u010dkama, kter\u00fd mi ono stvo\u0159en\u00ed darovalo k V\u00e1noc\u016fm a strnu \u00fa\u017easem. Nam\u00edsto obvykl\u00fdho ru\u010dn\u00edku omotan\u00fdho kolem pasu, m\u00e1 v ruk\u00e1ch t\u00e1c se zna\u010dn\u011b odpudivou kr\u00e9movou stopou, kter\u00e1 kon\u010d\u00ed Billdovi na hlav\u011b. Pokud to pominu, nic na sob\u011b nem\u00e1 a&#8230; uhm&#8230; Tohle, no.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">&#8222;Jsem ti nesl d\u00e1re\u010dky a n\u011bjako jsem spadl, mno&#8230;&#8220; Omlouv\u00e1 se mi tot\u00e1ln\u011b vysm\u00e1tej a j\u00e1 se ho sna\u017e\u00edm zvednout. Pokud d\u00e1re\u010dkama mysl\u00ed ten kus tiramisu, rozm\u00e1zl\u00fdho po jeho vlasech, tak pot\u011b\u0161 ko\u0161t\u011b, pokud si chcete p\u0159ipravit podobnou krmi, vezm\u011bte tiramisu, vyst\u0159\u00edkejte na n\u011bj p\u016fl spreje na vlasy a sho\u010fte ho ze schod\u016f. Dobrou chu\u0165.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">&#8222;Co d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161, ty truhl\u00edku?&#8220; neubr\u00e1n\u00edm se naka\u017eliv\u00fdmu sm\u00edchu a l\u00e1mu se v pase. To jsem ale nem\u011bl d\u011blat. Pokud vypo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1te dr\u00e1hu m\u00fdho ohnut\u00ed a p\u0159edstav\u00edte si, kde asi tak m\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt Bill\u00edk mal\u00fdho&#8230; ehm, velk\u00fdho Bill\u00edka, jist\u011b mi d\u00e1te za pravdu. Vypl\u00fdv\u00e1 z toho jen to, \u017ee v \u0159ehon\u011bn\u00ed jsem se mu o n\u011bj ot\u0159el cel\u00fdm obli\u010dejem a pak i dredama, na\u010de\u017e se Bill zatv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed nejd\u0159\u00edv p\u0159ekvapen\u011b a pak nadr\u017een\u011b a n\u00e1dob\u00ed\u010dku mu zna\u010dn\u011b ztvrdne.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">&#8222;Tom\u00ed, kdy\u017e u\u017e jse\u0161 u toho, m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 pr\u00e1ci dokon\u010dit?&#8220; Ty kr\u00e1vo, Bill\u00ed, to jsem si o tob\u011b nemyslel. Vlastn\u011b zv\u00edt\u011bz\u00ed sp\u00ed\u0161 \u0161ok, proto\u017ee u\u017e jste n\u011bkdy zkusili zvednout sv\u00fd nah\u00fd dvoj\u010de ze schod\u016f, ot\u0159\u00edt se mu o to a pak mu je\u0161t\u011b&#8230; tento?<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">&#8222;To mysl\u00ed\u0161 v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, Billi?&#8220; \u0159eknu nap\u016fl provokativn\u011b a nap\u016fl \u0161okovan\u011b. Zjevn\u011b cht\u011bl n\u011bco \u0159\u00edct, ale n\u011bjak se mu to nepovedlo. Kdy\u017e ke mn\u011b sklopil hlavu, set\u0159\u00e1sl si na juniora zbytky tiramisu. Chud\u00e1k mladej vypadal jako pras\u00e1ckej tiramisu \u0159ez, jen ho ukrojit a sn\u00edst&#8230; Ov\u0161em kdy\u017e byste jedli bez ukrojen\u00ed, do\u010dk\u00e1te se asi i p\u0159\u00edd\u011blu \u0161leha\u010dky gratis&#8230; Ty woe&#8230; N\u011bjak m\u011b ty lesbi\u010dky vyhecovaly&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">Do h\u00e1je&#8230; Kdy\u017e se Bill\u00edk ot\u0159ep\u00e1val, spadl mu dort\u00edk i na zem&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"false\"><span style=\"false\">&#8222;Ty pytle Bille, hadr!&#8220;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">&#8222;Hadr nen\u00ed,&#8220; ozn\u00e1m\u00ed mi na doraz vytlemenej Bill po tom, co ob\u011bhal celej bar\u00e1k v Adamov\u011b rou\u0161e s juniorem v pozoru a nic nena\u0161el, nehled\u011b na to, \u017ee tak \u010dinil i za p\u0159\u00edtomnosti \u010dumil\u016f soused\u016f a nezata\u017een\u00fdch oken.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"false\"><span style=\"false\">&#8222;Toale\u0165\u00e1k! Cokoli! Za chv\u00edli p\u0159ijede m\u00e1ti!&#8220;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">&#8222;Nen\u00ed, nen\u00ed! Mus\u00edme to sl\u00edzat&#8230;&#8220;<\/span><\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ze schod\u016f? Ses posral v tr\u00e1v\u011b, ne? A jak to chce\u0161 ud\u011blat s mlad\u00fdm?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty vole, Tomi, ty jsi prase, m\u00e1me sprchu, ne?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">Dopadlo to tak, \u017ee jsme fakt museli sl\u00edzat tu \u0161leha\u010dku a ostatn\u00ed b\u0159e\u010dky ze schod\u016f&#8230; Bo\u017ee.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">&#8222;Jdu si ho um\u00fd\u00fd\u00fd\u00fdt&#8230;&#8220; zav\u0159e\u0161t\u011bl br\u00e1cha vesele a valil do koupelny.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">Kap, kap, kap&#8230; Nic. &#8222;Ty vole, doprdele, ku&#8230;..a!!!&#8220; Mus\u00edm se j\u00edt pod\u00edvat, co je&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">&#8222;Tomi, j\u00e1 jsem tak tro\u0161ku asi vycabral v\u0161echnu vodu z bojleru a&#8230; v\u00edc nem\u00e1me, no&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">Je to v h\u00e1ji, d\u011bti. M\u00e1m ho ol\u00edzat sv\u00fdmu vlastn\u00edmu bratrovi od \u0161leha\u010dky? Pokud ne, p\u0159ijde m\u00e1ti a zjevn\u011b mu ho bude muset ol\u00edzat sama&#8230; Ne, h\u016f\u0159, Bill si ho bude muset ol\u00edzat s\u00e1m. Nebo si ho p\u016fjde um\u00fdt dva kilometry fu\u010d do potoka&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">Nen\u00ed moc co vyb\u00edrat, \u017ee? Ze sn\u011bn\u00ed m\u011b vyru\u0161\u00ed a\u017e Bill\u00edk\u016fm vzru\u0161enej hlas a n\u011bco dost velk\u00fdho p\u0159ed zasn\u011bnejma o\u010dima. No ty vole! On mi fakt strk\u00e1 p\u00e9ro p\u0159ed xicht! On to bere v\u00e1\u017en\u011b! Ty kr\u00e1vo&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">Pak se tak n\u011bjak zazubil a&#8230; Jako j\u00e1 nev\u00edm, uznejme si, \u017ee m\u016fj bratr je fakt kus i pro gaye&#8230; J\u00e1 jsem je\u0161t\u011b pom\u011br s klukem nem\u011bl a nahrazuju si to v\u0161ema t\u011bma d\u011bvkama, co mi na koncertech nab\u00edz\u00ed zadarmo&#8230; A Bill&#8230; Zn\u00e1te ho, prost\u011b k neodol\u00e1n\u00ed. Jednou jsem na internetu zahl\u00edd fotomont\u00e1\u017ee n\u00e1s dvou, jak spolu tohle a tak nehor\u00e1zn\u011b m\u011b to vzru\u0161ilo, \u017ee jsem nemoh j\u00edt s klukama d\u011blat grafity, proto\u017ee mi po\u0159\u00e1d st\u00e1l. Tak, jako se ned\u00e1 hr\u00e1t tenis s raketou v ruce, tak se ned\u00e1 s t\u00e1gem v kalhot\u00e1ch sprejovat, no. Od t\u00e9 doby se sna\u017e\u00edm vyhnout situac\u00edm, kdy ho v\u00edd\u00e1m minimalisticky oble\u010den\u00fdho, ale tohle&#8230; prost\u011b to p\u0159esahuje hranice.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"false\">V\u00e1hav\u011b mu ho ol\u00edznu&#8230; Projede mnou vlna elekt\u0159iny, mladej se postav\u00ed&#8230; Chci ho! Tak stra\u0161n\u011b moc&#8230; Nejd\u0159\u00edv ho l\u00ed\u017eu jen jako, jako by mi fakt \u0161lo o to dostat z n\u011bj jen to tiramisu, ale pak&#8230; Ned\u00e1 mi to a p\u0159ejedu mu \u0161pi\u010dkou jazyka po \u017ealudu a on&#8230; jen se prohne, zakv\u00edl\u00ed rozko\u0161\u00ed a skoro bez varov\u00e1n\u00ed se mi vyst\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 do dred\u016f&#8230; Uhm&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"false\"><span style=\"false\">Tohle u\u017e je vlastn\u011b d\u00e1vno, od t\u00e9 doby, m\u00e1me mezi sebou fakt slu\u0161nej pom\u011br&#8230; Dod\u00e1m jen, \u017ee mi ne\u0161lo jeho semeno dol\u016f z dred\u016f a vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee netekla voda, jsem se p\u0159ed m\u00e1ti vykroutil s t\u00edm, \u017ee jsme po sob\u011b s Billym h\u00e1zeli jogurtem&#8230; Jo a to plesk, jak jsem zjistil, byl posledn\u00ed kus toale\u0165\u00e1ku v bar\u00e1ku na Billov\u011b noze, kter\u00fdm si ho mohl ut\u0159\u00edt, stejn\u011b jako podlahu&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div>autor: <strong>Biky<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Biky betaread: Janule Ahoj lidi&#8230; Rozhodla jsem se pro v\u00e1s napsat pov\u00eddku, i kdy\u017e je to moje twincestn\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b prvn\u00ed a na va\u0161em blogu bohu\u017eel z osobn\u00edch d\u016fvod\u016f nem\u016f\u017eu nech\u00e1vat koment\u00e1\u0159e, znamen\u00e1 pro m\u011b twincest opravdu dost :-)&#8230; Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/09\/11\/slast-diky-tiramisu\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ff-jednodilky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}