{"id":16856,"date":"2008-08-23T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-23T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=16819"},"modified":"2008-08-23T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-23T16:00:00","slug":"puzzle-aneb-kdo-si-hraje-zlobi-dvakrat-tolik-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/08\/23\/puzzle-aneb-kdo-si-hraje-zlobi-dvakrat-tolik-19\/","title":{"rendered":"PUZZLE aneb Kdo si hraje, zlob\u00ed dvakr\u00e1t tolik 19."},"content":{"rendered":"
autor: ZoE
<\/strong> betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n
(Jsi-li TWINCESTN\u00cd fans z \u010cR, potom se tahle pov\u00eddka t\u00fdk\u00e1 i TEBE, jsi jej\u00ed sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed :DD )<\/div>\n
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„Budu na tebe d\u00e1vat pozor ve dne v noci, br\u00e1\u0161ko.“ \u0158eknu si s\u00e1m pro sebe.<\/div>\n
„A jestli chce\u0161, Tomi, tak ti sl\u00edb\u00edm je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco?“<\/div>\n
„Hm\u2026“ \u0159eknu nejist\u011b a se zvednut\u00fdm obo\u010d\u00edm napjat\u011b \u010dek\u00e1m perlu, kter\u00e1 se zrodila v Billov\u011b vychytan\u00e9 hlavi\u010dce.<\/div>\n
„J\u00e1 u\u017e ti budu zah\u00fdbat jen\u2026 jen s tebou!“ \u0161\u0165astn\u011b mi ozn\u00e1m\u00ed a hod\u00ed po mn\u011b ten sv\u016fj d\u011btsk\u00fd naivn\u00ed kuku\u010d.<\/div>\n
„To bych ti radil, jinak se t\u011b u\u017e ani nedotknu, ty p\u0159\u00edsavko!“<\/div>\n
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Bill si hov\u011bl asi hodinu ve van\u011b. Le\u017eel si na b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ku, po\u010d\u00edtal bublinky, kter\u00fdch neust\u00e1le ub\u00fdvalo a ub\u00fdvalo. Dokonce si se zvonem i pov\u00eddal. No, pov\u00eddal. Sp\u00ed\u0161 mu nad\u00e1val a r\u016fzn\u011b vyhro\u017eoval, jak jsem sly\u0161el. J\u00e1 jsem mezit\u00edm l\u00edtal po byt\u011b a jen tak ledabyle ukl\u00edzel. V\u00edte co jsem nikdy nepochopil? Pro\u010d u Billa v pokoji je v\u017edycky tolik drobk\u016f? J\u00edme p\u0159ece v kuchyni, ale jeho pokoj je pln\u00fd men\u0161\u00edch i v\u011bt\u0161\u00edch kus\u016f, asi rohl\u00edk\u016f nebo \u010deho, jako by t\u00edm cht\u011bl krmit slepice. Nejzvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed na tom je fakt, \u017ee i kdy\u017e to te\u010f uklid\u00edm, z\u00edtra to tady bude znova. A to po cel\u00e9m pokoji. Dokonce, a tam je jich v\u017edy nejv\u00edc, i v posteli. Denn\u011b si k sob\u011b odnese tak deset rohl\u00edk\u016f, ale v\u00edm jist\u011b, \u017ee je nej\u00ed, ale co s nimi teda d\u011bl\u00e1 a pro\u010d je tady v\u017edycky takov\u00fd bordel to fakt nech\u00e1pu. Ob\u010das najdu n\u011bjak\u00e9 to ‚rohl\u00edkov\u00e9‘ torzo i dole pod jeho oknem. A p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t jsem nachytal soused\u010dina slep\u00e9ho gay psa, jak ty rozcupovan\u00e9 zbytky rohl\u00edk\u016f nad\u0161en\u011b \u017eere. Ch\u00e1pete to n\u011bkdo? Pes a \u017eere such\u00e9 rohl\u00edky! On je asi fakt slep\u00fd a ke v\u0161emu mysl\u00edm, \u017ee je je\u0161t\u011b \u00fapln\u011b hluch\u00fd, blb\u00fd, bez chuti a bez \u010dichu. Nebo jsou ti gay psi cel\u00fd n\u011bjac\u00ed porouchan\u00ed, nebo co j\u00e1 v\u00edm.<\/div>\n
„Bill\u00ed, u\u017e? Chce\u0161 pomoct nebo to zvl\u00e1dne\u0161?“ houknu sm\u011br koupelna.<\/div>\n
„Se mi p\u0159is\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1l!“ zahul\u00e1k\u00e1 na m\u011b.<\/div>\n
„Je\u017ei\u0161i u\u017e zas?“ klid, Tome, klid, nenech se vyprovokovat, p\u0159edstav si jak\u00e9 to je ‚m\u00edt zvon v prdeli‘ a hned bude l\u00edp, sna\u017e\u00edm se uklidnit a p\u0159itom pomalu kr\u00e1\u010d\u00edm ke koupac\u00edmu pokoji.<\/div>\n
„Bille, za tebou nem\u016f\u017eu l\u00edtat ka\u017ed\u00e9 dv\u011b minuty a ods\u00e1vat t\u011b! Jak to, \u017ee ses zase, sakra, p\u0159is\u00e1l, hm??“ \u0159eknu, co je\u0161t\u011b ani nep\u0159ekro\u010d\u00edm pr\u00e1h.<\/div>\n
„Panenko Marie Podsrpensk\u00e1, vid\u00ed\u0161 to? \u0158ekni, \u017ee to co vid\u00edm, se mi jen zd\u00e1!!!“ \u017de tam to kopyto nesed\u00ed nap\u00edchnut\u00fd na ten zvon a nevypad\u00e1 jako zmokl\u00e1 negramotn\u00e1 slepice, kter\u00e1 si vlezla do vany i ve sv\u00e9 \u010derno-r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9 suk\u00fdnc\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9!!!“ zahrombur\u00e1c\u00ed zoufale m\u016fj hlas, kter\u00fd se je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t odraz\u00ed od st\u011bn koupelny.<\/div>\n
„Ale\u2026 ale to j\u00e1 schv\u00e1ln\u011b, Tomi\u2026 se d\u00edvej\u2026 takhle jsem ho p\u0159is\u00e1l ‚ffft‘ p\u011bkn\u011b na dno a\u2026 a te\u010f mus\u00edm opatrn\u011b, abych mu je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc neubl\u00ed\u017eil,“ sotva fun\u00ed Bill, kdy\u017e se sna\u017e\u00ed uvolnit zvon ze sv\u00e9ho dvouhodinov\u00e9ho prdeln\u00edho sev\u0159en\u00ed. Zamra\u010d\u00edm se a p\u0159istihnu se, jak tro\u0161i\u010dku \u017e\u00e1rl\u00edm. P\u0159eci jen dv\u011b hodiny v Billov\u011b t\u011ble, jsou dv\u011b hodiny v Billov\u011b t\u011ble! J\u00e1 jsem si tam neoh\u0159\u00e1l je\u0161t\u011b ani prst\u00ed\u010dek a zvon tam tr\u00e1v\u00ed svou dovolenou. On si tam prost\u011b v klidu a v teple prohl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed Billovu tajnou uli\u010dku a j\u00e1 tady kmit\u00e1m jak magor. To je n\u011bjak\u00e1 spravedlnost?<\/div>\n
„\u2026 on\u2026 zvon\u2026 si tam jen tak st\u00e1l a j\u00e1 jsem ho vlastn\u011b nedobrovoln\u011b \u00fapln\u011b zneu\u017eil! Neprovokoval m\u011b, byl v klidu, to j\u00e1 jsem si na n\u011bj nased a zn\u00e1silnil, Tomi!“ do\u0159ekne Bill se slzou v oku.<\/div>\n
??????… p\u0159ed o\u010dima m\u00e1m milion hv\u011bzdi\u010dek a m\u016fj labiln\u00ed v\u00fdraz v obli\u010deji p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 nejm\u00e9n\u011b zhulenou kobru, kter\u00e1 se r\u00e1zem postavila na zadn\u00ed a vydala se sm\u011br Olympi\u00e1da Peking\u2026 tak on ten zvon zneu\u017eil, on ho zn\u00e1silnil, on ho prost\u011b rovnou odpanil nebo odzvonil \u010di jak se tomu u zvonu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u2026 chud\u00e1k n\u00e1\u0161 ‚pod\u011blan\u00fd‘ gumo zvon, a to doslova.<\/div>\n
„Sssss\u2026 \u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u2026 mmmm\u2026 u\u017e, u\u017e to bud\u00e9\u00e9\u2026 ale jsme si na sebe tro\u0161ku zvykli, v\u00ed\u0161, Tomi?“ jako \u00fapln\u00fd debil s pootev\u0159enou pusou stoj\u00edm a poslouch\u00e1m, co mi Bill pr\u00e1v\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1. No jestli chce, si ho v t\u00e9 \u010dern\u00e9 d\u00ed\u0159e m\u016f\u017ee klidn\u011b nechat.<\/div>\n
„Tak to teda ne! J\u00e1 se o tebe s n\u011bjakou n\u00e1sadou d\u011blit nebudu! Dvakr\u00e1t \u0161edes\u00e1t minut mu muselo sta\u010dit!! Vyber si! Bu\u010f j\u00e1 nebo zvon! Oba nar\u00e1z n\u00e1s tam m\u00edt nem\u016f\u017ee\u0161!“ razantn\u011b pronesu. Bill na m\u011b koul\u00ed o\u010di\u010dky, ale sp\u00ed\u0161 proto, jak se milimetr za milimetrem bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed k vytou\u017een\u00e9mu c\u00edli se op\u011bt osamostatnit.<\/div>\n
„Zvona tam m\u00e1\u0161 u\u017e v\u00edc jak dv\u011b hodiny, pomalu tady s n\u00edm sk\u00e1\u010de\u0161 \u0161ipky do vany a dokonce se mi sna\u017e\u00ed\u0161 namluvit, \u017ee jste si na sebe u\u017e zvykli?! Tos teda p\u0159ehnal, Bille! Jdu do l\u00e9k\u00e1rny!!! Pot\u0159ebuji n\u011bco siln\u00e9ho na hlavu! Oprava! Jdu do hospody!!! Pot\u0159ebuji n\u011bco siln\u00e9ho do hlavy!!!“ na\u0161tvan\u011b hu\u010d\u00edm.<\/div>\n
„\u00da\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u017e\u2026 SVOBOD\u00c1\u00c1\u00c1\u00c1\u00c1!!!“ zaje\u010d\u00ed Bill poskakuj\u00edc ve studen\u00e9 vod\u011b, jednou packou si dr\u017e\u00ed opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fd zade\u010dek a druhou mi m\u00e1v\u00e1 p\u0159ed o\u010dima jeho po\u010dm\u00e1ranou rukou s n\u00e1pisem ‚Freiheit 89‘.<\/div>\n
Ehm\u2026 n\u00e1sada vypad\u00e1 zna\u010dn\u011b ‚pou\u017eit\u011b‘, \u017ee\u2026<\/div>\n
A \u0159eklo se, \u017ee jakmile toho hajzla, co mi d\u011bl\u00e1 do Billa, vyt\u00e1hneme, tak ho okam\u017eit\u011b vyhod\u00edme oknem z bar\u00e1ku. A taky \u017ee jo. Ho vyrvu z t\u00e9 vany, ‚ffft\u2026 neffft‘, br\u00e1nil se marn\u011b a ut\u00edk\u00e1m k nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00edmu oknu.<\/div>\n
„Ach\u2026 m\u016fj\u2026 Bo\u017ee!!“ l\u00e1man\u011b ze sebe dostanu, kdy\u017e zvon prohod\u00edm oknem a sleduji jeho letovou dr\u00e1hu, tak\u00e9 tu brzdnou a v neposledn\u00ed \u0159ad\u011b jeho m\u011bkk\u00e9 p\u0159ist\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/div>\n
„Wa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u2026!!“ ozve se siln\u00e9 zavyt\u00ed, kdy\u017e zvon tvrd\u011b dopadne do m\u011bkk\u00e9ho. Pro zm\u011bnu, ps\u00edho gay an\u00e1lu. Sousedka m\u011b zabije. N\u00e1\u0161 zvon ji p\u0159efik to porouchan\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159ec\u00ed za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed, kter\u00e9mu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Pes. Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee to nevid\u011bl Bill. By nejsp\u00ed\u0161 vyb\u011bhl z bar\u00e1ku a n\u011bkam toho Psa p\u0159is\u00e1l\u2026 ‚ffft‘.<\/div>\n
„A mimochodem\u2026 u\u017e t\u0159i d\u00edly chci j\u00edt ven! U\u017e t\u0159i d\u00edly se chci j\u00edt n\u011bkam naj\u00ed\u00ed\u00edst!!! Ale copak m\u016f\u017eu? Bu\u010f m\u011b Bill rajcuje tak, \u017ee mnou m\u00e9 p\u00e9ro sm\u00fdk\u00e1 doprava doleva nebo Bill d\u011bl\u00e1 mega hovadiny a j\u00e1 abych ho po\u0159\u00e1d zachra\u0148oval.<\/div>\n
Ne\u0161el by se mnou n\u011bkdo na ve\u010de\u0159i?“<\/div>\n
autor: ZoE<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

autor: ZoE betaread: Janule (Jsi-li TWINCESTN\u00cd fans z \u010cR, potom se tahle pov\u00eddka t\u00fdk\u00e1 i TEBE, jsi jej\u00ed sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed :DD ) „Budu na tebe d\u00e1vat pozor ve dne v noci, br\u00e1\u0161ko.“ \u0158eknu si s\u00e1m pro sebe. „A jestli chce\u0161, Tomi, tak ti<\/p>\n

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