{"id":16862,"date":"2008-08-23T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-23T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=16825"},"modified":"2008-08-23T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-23T13:00:00","slug":"zivot-je-jen-drsna-realita-8-konec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/08\/23\/zivot-je-jen-drsna-realita-8-konec\/","title":{"rendered":"\u017divot je jen drsn\u00e1 realita 8. (konec)"},"content":{"rendered":"
autor: Blacky<\/strong>
betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n
Tenhle posledn\u00ed d\u00edlek v\u011bnuju v\u00e1m v\u0161em, kte\u0159\u00ed jste tuhle pov\u00eddku \u010detli \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n
,,Dobr\u00fd den.“<\/div>\n
,,Hohohohoooo \u010d\u00e1\u00e1o vol\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9 *\u0161kyt*.“<\/div>\n
,,Promi\u0148te?! Tady jste v nebi, pane Kaulitzi.“<\/div>\n
,,J\u00e9\u00e9 faaakt?“<\/div>\n
,,Tome! Jste opil\u00fd! P\u016fjdete do pekla!“<\/div>\n
,,Ale Pe\u0165ane, ty kluku *\u0161kyt*, ty… to bys p\u0159ece… hih\u00ed\u00ed *\u0161kyt*“<\/div>\n
,,Do pr\u2026 h\u00e1je\u010dka borov\u00fdho! Tome!“<\/div>\n
,,Bill\u00ed\u2026 j\u00e1 t\u011b d\u011bsn\u011b miluj\u016f\u016f\u016f\u016f, j\u00e1 ci *\u0161kyt* pus\u016f\u016f\u016f\u016f!“<\/div>\n
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,,Pet\u0159e, pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, pus\u0165te ho, chud\u00e1ka do nebe. On se opil a pak zabil jenom kv\u016fli mn\u011b, proto\u017ee m\u011b p\u0159ejelo auto, v\u00edte?“<\/div>\n
,,Ale Bille, on tu i nad\u00e1val! Sprost\u011b!“<\/div>\n
,,V\u017edy\u0165 je vo\u017eralej!“<\/div>\n
,,No\u2026 za jist\u00fdch okolnost\u00ed\u2026 ho tedy pust\u00edm.“<\/div>\n
,,D\u011bkuji moc, Pet\u0159e“<\/div>\n
,,Kde to sem?“<\/div>\n
,,Jsi v nebi.“<\/div>\n
,,A pro\u010d?“<\/div>\n
,,Jo tak ty to nev\u00ed\u0161\u2026 prvn\u011b se vo\u017eere\u0161 jako hovado, pak sp\u00e1ch\u00e1\u0161 sebevra\u017edu, pak se\u0161 drzej na svat\u00fdho Petra, ale na to si z\u0159ejm\u011b nepamatuje\u0161, co?“<\/div>\n
,,He he\u2026 error\u2026“<\/div>\n
,,Tome, ty star\u00fd pako, pro\u010d ses zab\u00edjel, ty vole?“<\/div>\n
,,Bille! Co to bylo za slovo?“<\/div>\n
,,J\u00e9, promi\u0148te svat\u00e1 Ludmilo, j\u00e1 zapomn\u011bl\u2026“<\/div>\n
,,A\u0165 u\u017e se to v\u00edckr\u00e1t nestane, ano?“<\/div>\n
,,Jist\u011b, budu se sna\u017eit.“<\/div>\n
,,N\u00e9\u00e9, j\u00e1 neci b\u00fdt v nebi, dy\u0165 je to jak kl\u00e1\u0161ter! A co sex? To se t\u011b nebudu moct ani dotknout?!“<\/div>\n
,,No\u2026 v\u00edm o m\u00edst\u011b, kde bys mohl :-)“<\/div>\n
,,A uk\u00e1\u017ee\u0161 mi ho?“<\/div>\n
,,Pro tebe cokoliv\u2026 l\u00e1sko.“<\/div>\n
,,Miluji t\u011b, Bille.“<\/div>\n
,,J\u00e1 tebe taky, Tome.“<\/div>\n
( a v\u0161ichni v\u00edme, co se d\u011blo d\u00e1l @-))<\/div>\n
*o 100 let pozd\u011bji*<\/div>\n
,,J\u00e1 to tady miluju.“<\/div>\n
,,Jo, j\u00e1 taky\u2026 \u017eivot na zemi je proti nebi \u00fa\u00fa\u00fapln\u00e1 drsn\u00e1 realita.“<\/div>\n
,,Pro\u010d?“<\/div>\n
,,Tam je incest trestnej :-)“<\/div>\n
,,Eeeh\u2026 Bill\u00ed?“<\/div>\n
,,Jo?“<\/div>\n
,,M\u00e1\u0161 n\u011bco v pl\u00e1nu na dne\u0161n\u00ed ve\u010der?“<\/div>\n
,,Sex?“<\/div>\n
,,To sem cht\u011bl \u0159\u00edct j\u00e1!“<\/div>\n
,,Nebudem se h\u00e1dat, jo?“<\/div>\n
,,Fajn. Ale chci \u0161leha\u010dku!“<\/div>\n
,,J\u00e1 myslel, \u017ee dnes budou pouta!“<\/div>\n
,,A co takhle oboj\u00ed?“<\/div>\n
,,Zbo\u017e\u0148uju t\u011b\u2026“<\/div>\n
Tak. A to je konec<\/strong> \ud83d\ude42 Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se v\u00e1m pov\u00eddka l\u00edbila \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n
autor: Blacky<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

autor: Blackybetaread: Janule Tenhle posledn\u00ed d\u00edlek v\u011bnuju v\u00e1m v\u0161em, kte\u0159\u00ed jste tuhle pov\u00eddku \u010detli \ud83d\ude42 ,,Dobr\u00fd den.“ ,,Hohohohoooo \u010d\u00e1\u00e1o vol\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9 *\u0161kyt*.“ ,,Promi\u0148te?! Tady jste v nebi, pane Kaulitzi.“ ,,J\u00e9\u00e9 faaakt?“ ,,Tome! Jste opil\u00fd! P\u016fjdete do pekla!“ ,,Ale Pe\u0165ane, ty kluku *\u0161kyt*, ty…<\/p>\n

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