{"id":16897,"date":"2008-08-19T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-19T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=16860"},"modified":"2008-08-19T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-19T17:00:00","slug":"the-best-damn-thing-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/08\/19\/the-best-damn-thing-11\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Damn Thing 11."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autor: <strong>Sauriel<br \/><\/strong>betaread: <strong>Helushka<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>&#8211;Tom&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Alex s Andym z\u016fstali venku a fakt netu\u0161im, co to tam spolu prob\u00edraj. Jo, vim, \u017ee Andy nem\u00e1 Alexe r\u00e1d, ale nemohli sme ho doma nechat samotn\u00fdho. &#8222;Bille, nev\u00ed\u0161 pro\u010d kluci z\u016fstali venku?&#8220; oto\u010dim se na Billa, kterej zrovna zkoum\u00e1 gumov\u00fd medv\u00eddky, kter\u00fd sou ve velk\u00fd, d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00fd misce na stole, teda te\u010f u\u017e na jeho kl\u00edn\u011b. &#8222;Hehim,&#8220; zahuh\u0148\u00e1 Bill a do u\u017e tak narvan\u00fd pusy si p\u0159id\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed medv\u00eddky. &#8222;Hahe, h\u00ed\u0161, he handy hem\u00e1 halehe h\u00e1d,&#8220; koukne na m\u011b Bill a medv\u00eddci mu m\u00e1lem padaj z pusy. Kouk\u00e1m na n\u011bj jak mravenec na vosu. &#8222;Ho?&#8220; koukne nech\u00e1pav\u011b Bill. &#8222;V\u00ed\u0161 br\u00e1\u0161ko, mo\u017en\u00e1 \u017ee sme ze stejn\u00fd d\u011blohy a mo\u017en\u00e1 \u017ee i sme dvoj\u010data, ale tohle tvoje huh\u0148\u00e1n\u00ed by nerozlu\u0161til ani Copperfield! A bohu\u017eel ani tv\u016fj br\u00e1\u0161ka neum\u00ed kouzlinkat, aby mohl rozlu\u0161\u0165\u00e1nkovat to tvoje roztomil\u00e9 huh\u0148av\u00e9 pov\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dko!&#8220; A p\u0159i posledn\u00edm slov\u011b sko\u010dim na Billa, kter\u00e9ho zam\u00e1\u010dknu je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc do k\u0159esla, n\u00e1sledn\u011b mu seberu misku a posad\u00edm se na gau\u010d. &#8222;Ho hel\u00e1h?&#8220; polyk\u00e1 rychle Bill. &#8222;Co d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161?&#8220; ozve se hned, co polkne posledn\u00ed sousto. &#8222;Ho hi hihal?&#8220; za\u010dnu mu opl\u00e1cet to, co on d\u011blal m\u011b. &#8222;\u017de Andy nem\u00e1 Alexe r\u00e1d,&#8220; rozlu\u0161t\u00ed Bill moj\u00ed h\u00e1danku. &#8222;Ho heh\u00ed h\u00e9h. Hi ha ho hihi h\u00eddeh!&#8220; zahu\u010dim a \u010dek\u00e1m, jestli na tohle br\u00e1\u0161ka p\u0159ijde. &#8222;H\u00e1 him. Hoho he h\u00e1h h\u00e1d,&#8220; zahu\u010d\u00ed na m\u011b Bill, ale nem\u00e1 u toho nic v puse. &#8222;Se\u0161 zlej.&#8220; Polknu medv\u00eddky a misku odlo\u017eim na st\u016fl. &#8222;Ne, j\u00e1 sem pouze chytrej a miluj\u00edc\u00ed br\u00e1\u0161ka!&#8220; s\u00e1hne si Bill pro medv\u00eddky. Jo tak miluj\u00edc\u00ed? &#8222;A koho miluje\u0161?&#8220; zapi\u0161tim, p\u00e1\u010d se mi tak sev\u0159elo hrdlo, \u017ee jinej t\u00f3n sem ze sebe nedostal. &#8222;Uvid\u00ed\u0161. U\u017e brzo!&#8220; nahne se Bill k m\u00fdmu uchu a po\u0161ept\u00e1 mi to do n\u011bj. Vzm\u016f\u017eu se jen na hlasit\u00fd polknut\u00ed. &#8222;No hur\u00e1, kluci, kde ste byli?&#8220; n\u00e1sledn\u011b Bill zapi\u0161t\u00ed sm\u011brem ke dve\u0159\u00edm. &#8222;Jen sme si n\u011bco vyjasnili. Dojdu pro pit\u00ed, jo?&#8220; odpov\u00ed Andy a vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed do kuchyn\u011b. &#8222;Jdu s tebou,&#8220; zvedne se hned Bill a oba zmizej za zav\u0159enejma dve\u0159ma.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>&#8212;Bill&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Jen co Andy \u0159ekne, \u017ee de pro pit\u00ed, tak toho vyu\u017eiju a p\u00e1dim za n\u00edm. &#8222;Andy, m\u00e1m pl\u00e1n, ale pot\u0159ebuju k tomu tebe,&#8220; vyhrknu hned. &#8222;Bille, ty a tvoje pl\u00e1ny. V\u00ed\u0161, jak to dopad\u00e1,&#8220; zakrout\u00ed Andy pobaven\u011b hlavou. &#8222;Andy, tohle je \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00fd. Sna\u017eim se se Alexe zbavit. Chci Toma pro sebe!&#8220; zak\u0148u\u010dim a Andy se na m\u011b oto\u010d\u00ed s v\u00e1\u017enou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed. &#8222;Bille, mo\u017en\u00e1 by si toho m\u011bl nechat, nemysl\u00ed\u0161? Alex se vr\u00e1til kv\u016fli Tomovi. M\u00e1 ho r\u00e1d. A jak vid\u00ed\u0161, tak Tom m\u00e1 r\u00e1d Alexe. M\u011bl bys toho nechat . Ti dva pat\u0159ej k sob\u011b,&#8220; \u0159ekne Andy nal\u00e9hav\u011b a op\u0159e se z\u00e1dama o kuchy\u0148skou linku. &#8222;J\u00e1 snad \u0161patn\u011b sly\u0161im! Dy\u0165 Alexe nem\u00e1\u0161 r\u00e1d. Co se stalo? N\u011bco ti venku napov\u00eddal, \u017ee je to tak?&#8220; nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm vlastn\u00edm u\u0161\u00edm. &#8222;Nic mi nenapov\u00eddal, Bille. V\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee sem mu nikdy nev\u011b\u0159il, \u017ee Toma m\u00e1 r\u00e1d, a kdy\u017e Alex odjel, byl sem jedin\u011b r\u00e1d. Ale on se te\u010f vr\u00e1til jen kv\u016fli Tomovi! Kv\u016fli n\u011bmu! To u\u017e n\u011bco znamen\u00e1, Bille! Tom nikdy nebude cht\u00edt vztah s tebou, u\u017e to kone\u010dn\u011b pochop!&#8220; zv\u00fd\u0161\u00ed hlas Andy. &#8222;J\u00e1 ho miluju, Andy! Tak dlouho si st\u00e1l na m\u00fd stran\u011b a te\u010f se ke mn\u011b obrac\u00ed\u0161 z\u00e1dy?&#8220; zapi\u0161tim. &#8222;Ne, tak to nen\u00ed, Bille! M\u00e1m t\u011b r\u00e1d. A proto chci, aby si byl \u0161\u0165astnej! Ale to se nestane, pokud si bude\u0161 st\u00e1le d\u011blat fale\u0161n\u00e9 nad\u011bje na vztah s Tomem. Takhle to m\u00e1 v\u0161echno b\u00fdt! Tom bude s Alexem a ty si najde\u0161 p\u0159\u00edtele pro tebe!&#8220; p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed se ke mn\u011b Andy. &#8222;Tohle sem si o tob\u011b nemyslel, Andy. \u017de m\u011b takhle podraz\u00ed\u0161!&#8220; vzlyknu. &#8222;J\u00e1 t\u011b nepodrazil! Jen ti u\u017e nechci cp\u00e1t do hlavy ty bl\u00e1boly, kter\u00fd sem ti tam cpal. V\u017edycky sem ti \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee se s Tomem d\u00e1te dohormady. Ale j\u00e1 to prost\u011b nikdy nemyslel up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b. V\u017edycky sem v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee vy dva nem\u00e1te \u0161anci. A te\u010f se potvrdilo, \u017ee m\u00e1m pravdu. A nezlob se na m\u011b, Bille, pros\u00edm. Jenom sem ti te\u010f otev\u0159el o\u010di. V\u00edm, \u017ee sem ti lhal. Ale v\u017eycky se mi l\u00edbil tv\u016fj nad\u0161enej a v\u011brnej v\u00fdraz, kdy\u017e sem ti \u0159ekl, \u017ee se d\u00e1te s Tomem dohromady. Promi\u0148 mi, Bille, ty l\u017ei. Nechci t\u011b ztratit!&#8220; sna\u017e\u00ed se m\u011b Andy obejmout. &#8222;Dej mi pokoj! Si hnusnej lh\u00e1\u0159 a podraz\u00e1k! V\u017edycky sem ti v\u011b\u0159il!! V\u017edycky!! A te\u010f se dovim tohle? D\u011bkuju p\u011bkn\u011b! Takhle se k\u00e1mo\u0161i nechovaj!&#8220; za\u0159vu a prudce otev\u0159u dve\u0159e do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku. Ani se nepod\u00edv\u00e1m na zmaten\u00e9 pohledy Alexe a Toma a vyb\u011bhnu z tohohle zpropaden\u00fdho bar\u00e1ku.<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;Alex&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Najednou se prudce otev\u0159ou dve\u0159e od kuchyn\u011b a p\u0159es ob\u00fdv\u00e1k a\u017e ven prolet\u00ed Bill. Potom u\u017e sly\u0161im pr\u00e1sknout branku a d\u00e1l sem nesly\u0161el u\u017e nic. Vid\u011bl sem Billovi do tv\u00e1\u0159e. V\u00edm, \u017ee bre\u010d\u00ed, ale j\u00e1 se prost\u011b nem\u016f\u017eu zvednout a b\u011b\u017eet za n\u00edm. N\u011bco m\u011b nut\u00ed z\u016fstat tady. &#8222;Bille! Sakra!&#8220; vyb\u011bhne najednou z kuchyn\u011b i Andy, a kdy\u017e vid\u00ed, \u017ee tu u\u017e Bill nen\u00ed, tak vztekle nakopne okraj stolku, na n\u011bm\u017e stoj\u00ed televize. Jedna fotka z televize se nebezpe\u010dn\u011b zakym\u00e1c\u00ed a spadne na zem, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e je sly\u0161et zvuk t\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edc\u00edho se skla. Tom sebou vylekan\u011b \u0161kubne. &#8222;Bo\u017ee!&#8220; zakleje Andy, ale nen\u00ed schopen sebemen\u0161\u00edho pohybu. Vstanu a seberu spadlou fotku. Kouknu se na n\u00ed a pod\u00e1m j\u00ed Andymu, kter\u00e9mu za\u010dnou st\u00e9kat po tv\u00e1\u0159\u00edch slzy. Na fotce je Andy v objet\u00ed s Billem a oba se na n\u00ed tak \u0161\u0165astn\u011b usm\u00edvaj\u00ed. &#8222;C-co se stalo?&#8220; ozve se vyjukan\u00fd Tom z k\u0159esla. &#8222;Poh\u00e1dali jsme se,&#8220; ozve se ti\u0161e Andy. &#8222;Nem\u011bl sem mu nikdy nic \u0159\u00edkat! Je to v\u0161echno moje vina!&#8220; klesne Andy k zemi a v ruce sv\u00edr\u00e1 tu fotku. &#8222;Kdybych mu \u0159ekl pravdu hned na za\u010d\u00e1tku! Ale j\u00e1 jen cht\u011bl, aby byl \u0161\u0165astnej,&#8220; rozpl\u00e1\u010de se znovu Andy. &#8222;Co si mu nem\u011bl \u0159\u00edkat?&#8220; zept\u00e1m se. &#8222;To nem\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct! Nem\u016f\u017eu mu znova ubl\u00ed\u017eit!&#8220; odpov\u00ed n\u00e1m Andy. &#8222;Asi bychom m\u011bli j\u00edt, Tome,&#8220; \u0161eptnu sm\u011brem k Tomovi, kterej se zvedne z k\u0159esla. &#8222;Jo, b\u011b\u017ete. Chci b\u00fdt s\u00e1m,&#8220; ku\u0148kne Andy. Chytnu Toma za packu a pevn\u011b sev\u0159u jeho dla\u0148 ve sv\u00e9. Tom se na m\u011b s n\u011bhou pod\u00edv\u00e1. V\u00edm, \u017ee te\u010f u\u017e je ta rann\u00ed h\u00e1dka odpu\u0161t\u011bna. U\u017e to bude v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Te\u010f mus\u00edme za Billem.<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;Tom&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Po\u0159\u00e1d mi n\u011bjak nedoch\u00e1z\u00ed, co se u Andyho stalo. Bill utekl s brekem a j\u00e1 se za n\u00edm ani nerozb\u011bhl, abych ho n\u011bjak ut\u011b\u0161il. Moje nohy jakoby zd\u0159ev\u011bn\u011bly a rozum mi napov\u00eddal, a\u0165 nech\u00e1m Billa vybre\u010det. Te\u010f bych to nejrad\u011bji v\u0161echno vzal zp\u00e1tky a rozb\u011bhl se za n\u00edm hned, jak sem vid\u011bl \u017ee pl\u00e1\u010de. Dr\u017e\u00edme se s Alexem za ruce a jdeme k n\u00e1m dom\u016f. V\u00edm, \u017ee tam Bill je. Kam jinam by \u0161el.<\/div>\n<div>autor: <strong>Sauriel<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Saurielbetaread: Helushka &#8211;Tom&#8212; Alex s Andym z\u016fstali venku a fakt netu\u0161im, co to tam spolu prob\u00edraj. 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