{"id":16915,"date":"2008-08-18T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-18T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=16877"},"modified":"2008-08-18T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-18T13:00:00","slug":"stehovani-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/08\/18\/stehovani-6\/","title":{"rendered":"St\u011bhov\u00e1n\u00ed 6."},"content":{"rendered":"
autor: Ev\u010da-Tokia\u010dka<\/strong>
betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n
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M\u00e1m hlad, jdu se naj\u00edst. Sejdu do kuchyn\u011b pod\u00edv\u00e1m se do ledni\u010dky. Pr\u00e1zdn\u00e1. Mno nic no. D\u00e1m to tady nejd\u0159\u00edv do kupy (m\u00e1me tady stra\u0161nej bordel, krabice od pizzy sou v\u0161ude, n\u011bjak\u00fd vylit\u00fd pit\u00ed na zemi atd.) Tak s chut\u00ed do toho a p\u016fl je hotovo. Taaaak, u\u017e je to hotov\u00fd!!! Sem pa\u0161\u00e1k. Ale najednou se rozlet\u00ed dve\u0159e a v nich vid\u00edm…<\/div>\n
Vid\u00edm…. ehm ta\u0161ky??! Jo, vid\u00edm ta\u0161ky, ale po\u010dkejte, za nima je n\u011bjak\u00e1 postava, je to… TOM!! Ne, toho jsme se ob\u00e1val, nechci se s n\u00edm potkat! Hlavn\u011b zachovat klid a nevyjet na n\u011bho. Ufff, to bude fu\u0161ka.<\/div>\n
,,Byl si nakupovat?“ zept\u00e1m se.
,,Jo byl, nechce\u0161 mi s t\u00edm pomoct?“ zeptal se Tom, jakoby se nic ned\u011blo a on o ni\u010dem nev\u011bd\u011bl.<\/div>\n
,,Pros\u00edmt\u011b, kolik si za to zaplatil???“ zeptal jsem se Toma, kdy\u017e jsme v\u0161echny ty ta\u0161ky (bylo jich 15) donesli (dovlekli) na st\u016fl.<\/div>\n
,,Mno… ehmm.“
,,KOLIK, Tome,“ zeptal jsem se a zd\u016fraznil sjem slovo KOLIK.<\/div>\n
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,,Mno 65 eur,“ \u0159ekl Tom.
,,Co\u017ee???? 65 eur???? Si se zbl\u00e1znil??“ nemohl sem uv\u011b\u0159it, \u017ee Tom utratil za n\u00e1kup 65 eur a co vlastn\u011b nakupoval?<\/div>\n
,,A co si v\u0161ecko koupil? Za 65 eur?“ byl jsem na n\u011bho na\u0161tvanej!<\/div>\n
,,Uka\u017e, pod\u00edv\u00e1m se,“ \u0159ekl jsem a za\u010dal sem prob\u00edrat hromadu ta\u0161ek.<\/div>\n
,,S\u00fdr, rohl\u00edk, chleba, Actimel, jogurt, sv\u00ed\u010dky, kondomy… ehmmm sv\u00ed\u010dky a kondomy?“<\/div>\n
,,Jo,“ \u0159ekl Tom s ledov\u00fdm klidem.<\/div>\n
,,M\u00e1\u0161 novej objev?“ zeptal sem se Toma. Cht\u011blo se mi bre\u010det, proto\u017ee v\u00edm co \u0159ekne!=\u00b4(.<\/div>\n
,,JO, novej objev,“ \u0159ekl Tom a nem\u011bl se mnou \u017e\u00e1dnej soucit. Jenom tak se op\u00edral o kuchy\u0148skou linku a \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee m\u00e1 novej objev po tom, co sem se mu p\u0159iznal. U\u017e tak m\u011b p\u0159ekvapilo, \u017ee sem se mu nezhnusil.<\/div>\n
Vyb\u011bhl sem schody po t\u0159echa a pr\u00e1skl dve\u0159ma v pokoji. Sly\u0161\u00edm dupot Toma, jak b\u011b\u017e\u00ed nahoru. Otev\u0159el dve\u0159e a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: ,,M\u00e1 \u010dern\u00fd vlasy, hn\u011bd\u00fd o\u010di, 2 piercingy, 3 tetov\u00e1n\u00ed, je asi tak stejn\u011b vysok\u00e1 jako j\u00e1, noha 45,“ usm\u00e1l se Tom.<\/div>\n
Pro\u010d mi tohle d\u011bl\u00e1???!! Ale po\u010dkat, \u010dern\u00fd vlasy, hn\u011bd\u00fd o\u010di, boty 45, vysok\u00e1 jak Tom, 3 tetov\u00e1n\u00ed, 2 piercy, ale to sem j\u00e1?!<\/div>\n
,,A jak se jmenuje ta holka, Tome?“<\/div>\n
Tom se ke mn\u011b p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eil a lehce ot\u0159el rty o ty m\u00e9.
,,Jsi to ty, Bille,“ za\u0161eptal mi Tom do ucha.<\/div>\n
(Tom)<\/div>\n
Asi tak 10 minut sme jenom ot\u00edrali sv\u00e9 rty o sebe. Pak se ode m\u011b Bill odd\u00e1lil a zeptal se: ,,Tome, mysl\u00ed\u0161 to v\u00e1\u017en\u011b??“ zeptal se. Docela m\u011b zasko\u010dil, pro\u010d bych to m\u011bl nemyslet v\u00e1\u017en\u011b?<\/div>\n
,,Jo, mysl\u00edm, pro\u010d se pt\u00e1\u0161?“
,,Mno, v\u00ed\u0161, j\u00e1 myslel, \u017ee ti zase chyb\u00ed sex, \u017ee to nebude na dlouho Tome, ale j\u00e1 chci \u00faplnej opak, chci dlouh\u00fd vztah,“ ten romantik m\u016fj!
,,To j\u00e1 taky, Bille. A Bille, m\u016f\u017eu se zeptat, jak dlouho u\u017e to u tebe trv\u00e1?“
,,Mno u m\u011b u\u017e 2 roky,“ \u0159ekne Bill a za\u010derven\u00e1 se.
,,Co\u017ee???? 2 roky???? To si to v sob\u011b dusil tak dlouho????? Jak si to mohl vydr\u017eet?“
,,Mno, ehm, j\u00e1 si nechal ud\u011blat pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159ek s tovj\u00ed fotkou a v\u017edycky sem j\u00ed ve\u010der l\u00edbal a TO…“ \u0159ekl Bill a propaloval d\u00edru do podlahy bez koberce.
,,Co\u017ee?? Uka\u017e mi ten pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159ek!“ \u0159ekl sem a uchichtl se.
,,Neee, sranda, e\u0161t\u011b aby jo, ne????? Chci t\u011b \u017eiv\u00fdho, ne na pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159i!“ \u0159ekl.
,,Poj\u010f ke mn\u011b, ty m\u016fj mil\u00e1\u010dku,“ nev\u00edm, kde se to ve mn\u011b bere, ale j\u00e1 ho fakt moc miluju! L\u00edbali jsme se, ale v tom do pokoje vtrhne mamka.
,,Mami?! Co tady d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161???“ odsko\u010dili jsme s Billem od sebe jak nejrychleji to jen \u0161lo.
,,P\u0159i\u0161la sem v\u00e1s zkontrolovat, co tady d\u011bl\u00e1te.“
,,CO bysme tady d\u011blali??“ zeptal se Bill trochu nerv\u00f3zn\u011bji.
,,T\u0159eba se l\u00edbali :-D,“ mamka dostala obrovskej lol\u00e1k (v\u00fdtlem).
,,NO jasn\u011b a nechce\u0161, abysme se je\u0161t\u011b milovali??“ \u0159ekl sem a mrkl na Billa. Ten se na m\u011b usm\u00edval jako slun\u00ed\u010dko. Pak sme dostali v\u0161ichni t\u0159i takovej v\u00fdtlem, \u017ee n\u00e1s zastavil a\u017e ten pozdrav.
,,Ahoj ve spolek, \u010demu se tady tak chl\u00e1mete?“ zeptal se Gordon.<\/p>\n

autor: Ev\u010da-Tokia\u010dka<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

autor: Ev\u010da-Tokia\u010dkabetaread: Janule M\u00e1m hlad, jdu se naj\u00edst. Sejdu do kuchyn\u011b pod\u00edv\u00e1m se do ledni\u010dky. Pr\u00e1zdn\u00e1. Mno nic no. D\u00e1m to tady nejd\u0159\u00edv do kupy (m\u00e1me tady stra\u0161nej bordel, krabice od pizzy sou v\u0161ude, n\u011bjak\u00fd vylit\u00fd pit\u00ed na zemi atd.) Tak s<\/p>\n

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