{"id":17103,"date":"2008-07-29T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-29T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=17065"},"modified":"2008-07-29T14:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-29T13:30:00","slug":"the-best-damn-thing-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/07\/29\/the-best-damn-thing-10\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Damn Thing 10."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autor: <strong>Sauriel<\/strong><br \/>betaread: <strong>Helushka<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>&#8212;Tom&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Kdy\u017e se r\u00e1no vzbud\u00edm, nech\u00e1m o\u010di je\u0161t\u011b chvilku zav\u0159en\u00e9 kv\u016fli nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9mu slun\u00ed\u010dku, kter\u00e9 tu\u0161\u00edm venku a u n\u00e1s v pokoji. Kdy\u017e se kone\u010dn\u011b odhodl\u00e1m otev\u0159\u00edt jedno oko a n\u00e1sledn\u011b i druh\u00e9, sjede mi pohled na Bill\u016fv po\u010d\u00edta\u010d. Kluci tedy sp\u00ed za mnou. Pomalu se oto\u010d\u00edm a to co uvid\u00edm mi doslova vyraz\u00ed dech. Bill le\u017e\u00ed na boku \u010delem ke mn\u011b, na n\u011bm je zezadu nalepenej Alex a ruku m\u00e1 hozenou p\u0159es jeho bok a dla\u0148 na rozkroku. Te\u010f z\u0159ejm\u011b \u010dumim jak opice, kter\u00e1 spadla do kurn\u00edku.<br \/>&#8222;Ne, Alexi, ne\u0161ahej na m\u011b. Ne, j\u00e1 to nechci,&#8220; mluv\u00ed Bill ze span\u00ed a jemn\u011b se chv\u011bje.<br \/>&#8222;Alexi! Bille!&#8220; za\u0159vu a oba nadsko\u010d\u00ed, ov\u0161em nezm\u011bn\u00ed svou polohu.<br \/>&#8222;C-co? Alexi, dej tu ruku ihned pry\u010d!&#8220; za\u0159ve n\u00e1sledn\u011b i Bill a s\u00e1m odsko\u010d\u00ed od Alexe.<br \/>&#8222;Promi\u0148, j\u00e1&#8230; promi\u0148,&#8220; za\u010dne se hned omlouvat Alex. Bill jen zakrout\u00ed hlavou a vyst\u0159el\u00ed z pokoje jak tryskomy\u0161.<br \/>&#8222;Co to m\u011blo bejt?&#8220; zept\u00e1m se tot\u00e1ln\u011b dezorientovan\u00fdho Alexe.<br \/>&#8222;J\u00e1-j\u00e1 nevim. Sem spal, pak si n\u011bco za\u0159val a j\u00e1 se vzbudil s rukou u Billov\u00fdho to, no, ehm&#8230; kl\u00edna,&#8220; zakokt\u00e1 se Alex a zrudne, jako kdyby st\u00e1l p\u011bt centimetr\u016f od po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fdho ohn\u011b.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>&#8222;No, ale na Billa takhle \u0161ahat nebude\u0161 ani ve sp\u00e1nku!&#8220; rozk\u0159iknu se.<br \/>&#8222;Promi\u0148, ale jak to m\u00e1m jako ovl\u00e1dat? Nespat jenom proto, abych ti nes\u00e1hnul na bratra? A co ti vlastn\u011b vad\u00ed v\u00edc, \u017ee sem se dot\u00fdkal n\u011bkoho jin\u00fdho ne\u017e tebe, nebo \u017ee sem se dot\u00fdkal Billa?&#8220; k\u0159ikne i Alex.<br \/>&#8222;Dej mi pokoj,&#8220; odseknu mu, proto\u017ee fakt nevim, co bych mu m\u011bl jako \u0159ikat. \u017de mi vadilo, \u017ee se ho dot\u00fdkal on, nebo \u017ee \u0161ahal na n\u011bj m\u00edsto na m\u011b. J\u00e1 nevim, co mi tak vadilo. Vadilo mi, \u017ee se dot\u00fdkal Billa m\u00edsto m\u011b a \u017ee se v\u016fbec dotknul m\u00fdho br\u00e1\u0161ky! Bo\u017ee, j\u00e1 sem cvok. Odejdu z pokoje a nezapomenu u toho po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b pr\u00e1sknout dve\u0159ma. Je\u017ei\u0161, ten m\u011b te\u010f roz\u010d\u00edlil.<br \/>&#8222;Bille, co je?&#8220; kouknu na Billa, kterej p\u0159ipravuje st\u016fl na sn\u00eddani.<br \/>&#8222;Nic. Pro\u010d ste se poh\u00e1dali?&#8220; up\u0159e na m\u011b Bill ty svoje poklady ve form\u011b jeho o\u010d\u00ed.<br \/>&#8222;Jak v\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee sme se poh\u00e1dali?&#8220; zvednu jednou obo\u010d\u00ed.<br \/>&#8222;Sly\u0161el sem, \u017ee ste k\u0159i\u010deli, ale nevim co,&#8220; zesmutn\u00ed Bill a polo\u017e\u00ed posledn\u00ed n\u016f\u017e na sv\u00e9 m\u00edsto na stole.<br \/>&#8222;Kv\u016fli tomu jak ste se vzbudili. Vadilo mi, \u017ee na tebe takhle \u0161ahal,&#8220; odpovim Billovi a naleju do skleni\u010dek d\u017eus.<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;Bill&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Tak jemu fakt vadilo, \u017ee na m\u011b Alex \u0161ahal. R\u00e1no sem se vzbudil d\u0159\u00edv ne\u017e ostatn\u00ed a upravil sem malinko Alexovu polohu span\u00ed. Ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee mi to bylo p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9, ale co bych neud\u011blal proto, abych dostal Toma.<br \/>&#8222;Aha,&#8220; brouknu a sly\u0161im Alexe sch\u00e1zet po schodech.<br \/>&#8222;Promi\u0148, Bille,&#8220; houkne na m\u011b Alex.<br \/>&#8222;Jo,&#8220; odpovim mu stejnym t\u00f3nem, tud\u00ed\u0161 zklamanym a smutnym.<br \/>&#8222;Ka\u017edej si n\u011bco na ten rohl\u00edk nama\u017ete,&#8220; ud\u00e1v\u00e1m pokyny a s\u00e1m zasednu ke stolu a ma\u017eu si rohl\u00edk s pa\u0161tikou. Od t\u00e9 doby nepadlo na sn\u00eddani jedin\u00e9 slovo. A\u017e kdy\u017e sme v\u0161ichni dojedli, tak Alex vstal s t\u00edm, \u017ee de hodit n\u00e1dob\u00ed do my\u010dky.<br \/>&#8222;J\u00e1 du ven,&#8220; zvednu se a odch\u00e1zim do pokoje.<br \/>&#8222;Kam?&#8220; vyhrkne Tom.<br \/>&#8222;Za Andreasem,&#8220; odpovim a proto\u010dim o\u010di, proto\u017ee vim co bude n\u00e1sledovat.<br \/>&#8222;My p\u016fjdem s tebou,&#8220; zvedne se i Tom k p\u0159\u00edprav\u011b na odchod a v t\u011bsn\u00e9m z\u00e1v\u011bsu za n\u00edm jde i Alex. Sakra, j\u00e1 si chci s Andym promluvit! Nem\u016f\u017eete tu z\u016fstat a j\u00edt spolu do postele? Asi ne, co? Budete m\u011b oba pron\u00e1sledovat a\u017e do aleluja. Hodim na sebe \u010dern\u00fd triko, d\u017e\u00edny, namaluju se, u\u010de\u0161u se a pot\u00e9 sejdu do p\u0159eds\u00edn\u011b. Kluci u\u017e tu sou a jejich otr\u00e1ven\u00e9 pohledy mluv\u00ed za v\u0161e. No dob\u0159e, tak sem se je\u0161t\u011b sprchoval, \u010distil si zuby, do\u0161el si na z\u00e1chod a narychlo p\u0159el\u00e1knul nehty. No, moc sem toho teda nestihl.<\/div>\n<div>Nakonec se i j\u00e1 obuju a s t\u011bma dv\u011bma otr\u00e1venejma ksichtama vyraz\u00edm k Andymu. Po cest\u011b sly\u0161\u00edm nasran\u00e9 bruml\u00e1n\u00ed kluk\u016f a m\u00e9ho \u017ealudku. P\u0159ece jenom si m\u016fj \u017ealudek \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1 po r\u00e1nu trochu v\u00edc j\u00eddla ne\u017e jen dva rohl\u00ed\u010dky. A kluci vy\u017eaduj\u00ed rychlej\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edpravu jejich bratra a k\u00e1mo\u0161e. No a to m\u00e1m j\u00edt podle nich jako neupravenej?<br \/>&#8222;J\u00e9 hele, kyti\u010dka!&#8220; utrhnu jednu kytku, ale dr\u017e\u00edm si od n\u00ed uctiv\u00fd odstup a dr\u017e\u00edm j\u00ed mezi dv\u011bma prsty co nejd\u00e1l ode m\u011b a hlavn\u011b od m\u00e9ho nosu. \u0160oupnu j\u00ed k Alexovi.<br \/>&#8222;Ne, sem na to-to alergickej!&#8220; odstr\u010d\u00ed Alex kytku.<br \/>&#8222;Je\u017ei\u0161 promi\u0148, to j\u00e1 nev\u011bd\u011bl,&#8220; &#8222;zd\u011bsim se&#8220;.<br \/>&#8222;Nepot\u0159ebuje\u0161 to tv\u00fd st\u0159\u00edk\u00e1n\u00ed?&#8220; pt\u00e1m se ho.<br \/>&#8222;Ne, je to dobr\u00fd. Si tady takhle vemu pr\u00e1\u0161ek a je to,&#8220; pou\u010duje n\u00e1s Alex a vylupuje si z plat\u00ed\u010dka l\u00e9k. My m\u00e1me s Alexem stejnou alrgii. No kytky teda tahat dom\u016f nebudu, to bych to Alexovo st\u0159\u00edk\u00e1n\u00ed do pusy pot\u0159eboval taky.<br \/>&#8222;No, Andy! Co to tam d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161? Odkdy chod\u00ed\u0161 pracovat na zahradu?&#8220; pt\u00e1 se Tom Andyho, kter\u00fd cosi koum\u00e1 na zahrad\u011b.<br \/>&#8222;No, norm\u00e1ln\u011b to fakt ned\u011bl\u00e1m, ale matka si usmyslela, \u017ee bych to m\u011bl taky jednou zkusit,&#8220; zvedne se Andy ze zem\u011b. &#8222;Vy taky nechod\u00edte norm\u00e1ln\u011b ve t\u0159ech nebo se pletu?&#8220; up\u0159e na m\u011b Andy pohled a p\u0159esn\u011b v\u00edm, co tou v\u011btou myslel. Odkdy k n\u00e1m chod\u00ed\u0161 s Tomem a nav\u00edc Alexem. Myslel sem, \u017ee k n\u00e1m dom\u016f chod\u00ed\u0161 s\u00e1m, abychom si mohli v klidu promluvit a nem\u011bli za z\u00e1dy toho, koho se to nejv\u00edc t\u00fdk\u00e1. Jo, p\u0159esn\u011b tohle by Andy \u0159ek, kdyby mohl, ale j\u00e1 to vyc\u00edtil z jeho pohledu.<br \/>&#8222;No, trochu sme se vr\u00e1tili do starejch \u010das\u016f. Myslim, \u017ee je n\u00e1m takhle dob\u0159e,&#8220; odpov\u00ed s \u00fasm\u011bvem Tom. J\u00e1 si otev\u0159u branku a m\u00ed\u0159\u00edm k vchodov\u00fdm dve\u0159\u00edm.<br \/>&#8222;Jak komu,&#8220; \u0161eptnu Andymu, kdy\u017e proch\u00e1zim kolem n\u011bho. Zaslechnu za sebou Andyho sm\u00edch, oklep\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed si kalhot a pak vesel\u00e9 v\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed s ostatn\u00edmi.<br \/>&#8222;Tak poj\u010fte, pokec\u00e1me,&#8220; chytne Andy Toma kolem ramen a v\u0161ichni si to nakra\u010duj\u00ed ke dve\u0159\u00edm.<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;Alex&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Kdy\u017e Tom ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee p\u016fjdeme s Billem k Andymu, nebyl sem z toho nad\u0161enej ani j\u00e1 ani Bill. Tu hr\u016fzu a utrpen\u00ed v Billov\u00fdch o\u010d\u00edch sem vid\u011bl a\u017e moc dob\u0159e! A j\u00e1 sem nebyl \u0161\u0165astnej, proto\u017ee se s Andym nem\u00e1me moc v l\u00e1sce. Nikdy mi neodpustil, \u017ee chodim s Tomem. V\u017edycky mi \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee se k n\u011bmu nehodim, \u017ee ho m\u011bnim a \u017ee ho odtrh\u00e1v\u00e1m od Billa a nav\u00edc \u017ee ho v\u016fbec nem\u00e1m r\u00e1d. Sna\u017eil sem se mu vysv\u011btlit, \u017ee ho od nikoho neodtrh\u00e1v\u00e1m a \u017ee m\u00e1m Toma r\u00e1d, ale Andy na to prost\u011b nikdy nedal. Ov\u0161em dneska sem v jeho o\u010d\u00edch nevid\u011bl opovr\u017een\u00ed ani n\u011bjakou nen\u00e1vist jako jindy.<br \/>&#8222;Ehm, m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 na chvilku? Kluci, b\u011b\u017ete dovnit\u0159,&#8220; zavel\u00ed Andy a uk\u00e1\u017ee prstem na m\u011b. Docela se vyd\u011bsim. Nebojim se ho, ale dneska u\u017e m\u00e1m jednu h\u00e1dku za sebou a nechci se h\u00e1dat znova.<br \/>&#8222;No, co se d\u011bje?&#8220; zept\u00e1m se Andyho.<br \/>&#8222;Vr\u00e1til ses. Vr\u00e1til ses a znova sis za\u010dal s Tomem,&#8220; k\u00fdv\u00e1 hlavou Andy.<br \/>&#8222;M\u00e1m ho r\u00e1d, vr\u00e1til sem se kv\u016fli n\u011bmu!&#8220; nepatrn\u011b zv\u00fd\u0161im hlas.<br \/>&#8222;V\u00ed\u0161, asi ho m\u00e1\u0161 fakt r\u00e1d. Mo\u017en\u00e1, \u017ee sem to malinko p\u0159ehnal s tim nen\u00e1vid\u011bn\u00edm t\u011b. Za\u010dneme spolu od za\u010d\u00e1tku, ale varuju t\u011b. Jestli Tomovi nebo Billovi jakkoliv ubl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed\u0161, tak pak j\u00e1 ubl\u00ed\u017eim tob\u011b a o hodn\u011b v\u00edc,&#8220; p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed se ke mn\u011b Andy.<br \/>&#8222;Souhlas\u00edm s t\u00edm, \u017ee za\u010dneme je\u0161t\u011b jednou a snad l\u00edp. A v\u011b\u0159, \u017ee Tomovi ani Billovi nikdy neubl\u00ed\u017eim, na to je m\u00e1m moc r\u00e1d,&#8220; odpovim Andymu.<br \/>&#8222;Dob\u0159e. Budu ti v\u011b\u0159it. Tak v\u00edtej zp\u00e1tky, Alexi,&#8220; k\u00fdvne na m\u011b Andy a n\u00e1sledn\u011b m\u011b jemn\u011b pop\u00e1c\u00e1 po z\u00e1dech. Pak se kone\u010dn\u011b i my dva vyd\u00e1me do bar\u00e1ku za klukama.<\/p>\n<p>autor: <strong>Sauriel<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Saurielbetaread: Helushka &#8212;Tom&#8212; Kdy\u017e se r\u00e1no vzbud\u00edm, nech\u00e1m o\u010di je\u0161t\u011b chvilku zav\u0159en\u00e9 kv\u016fli nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9mu slun\u00ed\u010dku, kter\u00e9 tu\u0161\u00edm venku a u n\u00e1s v pokoji. Kdy\u017e se kone\u010dn\u011b odhodl\u00e1m otev\u0159\u00edt jedno oko a n\u00e1sledn\u011b i druh\u00e9, sjede mi pohled na Bill\u016fv po\u010d\u00edta\u010d. 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