{"id":17203,"date":"2008-07-19T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-19T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=17165"},"modified":"2008-07-19T14:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-19T13:30:00","slug":"the-best-damn-thing-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/07\/19\/the-best-damn-thing-8\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Damn Thing 8."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autor: <strong>Sauriel<\/strong><br \/>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>D\u00edv\u00e1m se up\u0159en\u011b na Alexe a on mi pohled op\u011btuje. Vid\u00edm v jeho o\u010d\u00edch d\u016fv\u011bru. Pro\u010d j\u00ed tam m\u00e1, kdy\u017e se kouk\u00e1 na m\u011b? Aha, do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku vstoupil Tom. Pak je mi to tedy \u00fapln\u011b jasn\u00fd. &#8222;M\u016f\u017ee\u0161 tu z\u016fstat, Alexi. Bude\u0161 sp\u00e1t v pokoji pro hosty, ano?&#8220; p\u0159isedne si k Alexovi Tom. &#8222;Hele, kluci, j\u00e1 v\u00e1m tu nechci n\u011bjak p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017eet, opravdu ne. J\u00e1 si snad n\u011bco se\u017eenu, po zn\u00e1mejch nebo to prost\u011b n\u011bkde zkusim. Jen sem si myslel, \u017ee by sme si takhle byli bl\u00ed\u017e, Tome. Ale Bille, jestli m\u011b tu nechce\u0161 nebo ti tu n\u011bjak vad\u00edm, tak j\u00e1 odejdu,&#8220; za\u010dne rychle Alex. Pomalu mu v t\u00fd rychlosti jeho mluven\u00ed nesta\u010dim a to je co \u0159\u00edct. J\u00e1, Bill Kaulitz, vyhl\u00e1\u0161enej rychlomluvka.<br \/>&#8222;Jen tu z\u016fsta\u0148. M\u011b nevad\u00ed\u0161 a Tom bude jist\u011b r\u00e1d, \u017ee m\u00e1 svou ztracenou l\u00e1sku tak bl\u00edzko sebe a pod kontrolou,&#8220; odpovim mu a t\u011bk\u00e1m pohledem z Toma na Alexe. To v\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee bych se t\u011b nejrad\u011bji ihned zbavil. Chytil bych t\u011b jednou rukou za ty tvoje upraven\u00e9 vlasy, druhou za, jak to \u0159\u00edci slu\u0161n\u011b, p\u0159irozen\u00ed, siln\u011b bych ho stisknul, do\u0161el s tebou a\u017e ke dve\u0159\u00edm a pak t\u011b hezky nakop do prdele, \u017ee bys let\u011bl nejm\u00ed\u0148 t\u0159i metry. Ale j\u00e1 chci, aby Tom pochopil, co ve mn\u011b m\u00e1. Aby v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee j\u00e1 sem pro n\u011bj to nejlep\u0161\u00ed, \u017ee sem jedine\u010dnej a nenahraditelnej. A k tomu by mi tvoje vykopnut\u00ed moc nepomohlo. Chci, aby v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee ty se\u0161 prost\u011b nula. Jen si tu z\u016fsta\u0148! Tenhle pl\u00e1n mi vyjde i kdybych se m\u011bl zbl\u00e1znit. A k tomu pot\u0159ebuju, aby si tu z\u016fstal. Rozehr\u00e1li jsme hru a j\u00e1 j\u00ed nechci jen tak skon\u010dit!<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>&#8222;No, nevidim tu tvoje v\u011bci. Tak si pro n\u011b zat\u00edm dojdi a my objedn\u00e1me n\u011bco k j\u00eddlu, jo?&#8220; vstanu z k\u0159esla a jdu k telefonu.<br \/>&#8222;Dob\u0159e. Jo a Bille, d\u011bkuju,&#8220; \u0159ekne mi Alex a miz\u00ed z vchodov\u00fdch dve\u0159\u00ed.<br \/>&#8222;Bill\u00ed, objednej pro ka\u017ed\u00fdho pizzu, jo? J\u00e1 du zat\u00edm p\u0159ipravit pokoj,&#8220; sd\u011bl\u00ed mi Tom a vyklus\u00e1v\u00e1 schody do patra. Jo, jo, jen di p\u0159ipravovat pokoj. N\u00e1ramn\u011b se mi to hod\u00ed! Zvednu sluch\u00e1tko a vyt\u00e1\u010dim \u010d\u00edslo pizz\u00e9rky.<br \/>&#8222;Dobrej. Jedny t\u011bstoviny se s\u00fdrem, jednu s\u00fdrovou pizzu a jednu \u0161unkovou pizzu a jestli byste byli tak moc hodn\u00ed, tak n\u011bkam na n\u011bjakej ten \u0161tr\u00e1fe\u010dek t\u00fd \u0161unkov\u00fd dejte jeden kousek ananasu a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b ho zakryjte \u0161unkou. \u0160lo by to?&#8220; objedn\u00e1v\u00e1m si.<br \/>&#8222;No, tak \u0161lo. Budeme se sna\u017eit!!!&#8220; odpov\u00ed mi mlad\u00e1 serv\u00edrka. Polo\u017eim telefon a s\u00e1m pro sebe se usm\u011bju. Jestli se v\u011bci nezm\u011bnily, tak m\u016fj pl\u00e1n za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1. Asi za p\u016fl ho\u010fky je Alex zp\u00e1tky u n\u00e1s a v\u0161ichni \u010dek\u00e1me na j\u00eddlo. Zanedlouho se rozdr\u010dn\u00ed zvonek a j\u00e1 i s p\u011bn\u011bzma vyb\u011bhnu ke dve\u0159\u00edm.<br \/>&#8222;D\u00edky mockr\u00e1t!&#8220; pod\u011bkuju a zaplatim. &#8222;Tak Tome, tady je tvoje s\u00fdrov\u00e1. Alexi, ty m\u00e1\u0161 \u0161unkovou a j\u00e1 si budu mlaskat na t\u011bstovin\u00e1ch,&#8220; pov\u00edd\u00e1m a v\u0161ichni se s chut\u00ed pust\u00edme do j\u00eddla. Asi po deseti minut\u00e1ch za\u010dne Alex naprosto &#8222;nevinn\u011b&#8220; rudnout a dusit se. &#8222;Alexi, je v\u0161echno v pohod\u011b?&#8220; opt\u00e1 se br\u00e1\u0161ka a k\u00fdvne na Alexe. Skv\u011bl\u00e9, tak\u017ee se Alexova alergie na ananas nezm\u011bnila.<br \/>&#8222;Je mi n\u011bjak najednou \u0161patn\u011b. Jak kdybych m\u011bl alergii,&#8220; dochr\u010d\u00ed Alex a tentokr\u00e1t se za\u010dne opravdu hodn\u011b dusit.<br \/>&#8222;Bille, proboha, vodu. Alexi, kde m\u00e1\u0161 l\u00e9ky?&#8220; rozd\u00e1v\u00e1 \u00fakoly Tom.<br \/>&#8222;V ta\u0161ce,&#8220; stihne je\u0161t\u011b Alex zachr\u010det, ne\u017e mu m\u00e1lem p\u0159evr\u00e1tim obsah sklenice do krku. &#8222;Hl\u00eddej, a sna\u017e se ho rozdejchat. Du pro l\u00e9ky,&#8220; za\u0159ve na m\u011b Tom.<br \/>&#8222;J\u00e1 neumim lidi zachra\u0148ovat. Jestli pot\u0159ebuje\u0161 um\u011bl\u00fd d\u00fdch\u00e1n\u00ed, tak promi\u0148, to fakt neumim, tak\u017ee ti radim, zkus dejchat s\u00e1m nebo um\u0159e\u0161,&#8220; vyt\u0159e\u0161tim o\u010di na Alexe. Ten se na m\u011b chr\u010div\u011b pousm\u011bje.<br \/>&#8222;Tady,&#8220; odstr\u010d\u00ed m\u011b Tom od sv\u00e9ho mil\u00e1\u010dka a st\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 mu cosi do pusy.<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;Alex&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Proboha, na co sem dostal tu alergii? Takhle silnou j\u00ed m\u00e1m jen na ananas a ten tu nikde v t\u00fd pizze nen\u00ed. Po chv\u00edli, co se dostate\u010dn\u011b rozd\u00fdch\u00e1m a spolku dva pr\u00e1\u0161ky, se nep\u0159\u00ed\u010detn\u011b rozesm\u011bju. Udiven\u00e9 pohledy Billa a Toma si po m\u011b \u017e\u00e1daj\u00ed vysv\u011btlen\u00ed.<br \/>&#8222;T-Tome, m\u011bl, m\u011bl si vid\u011bt Billa, kdy\u017e si mu \u0159ek, a\u0165, a\u0165 m\u011b rozdejch\u00e1v\u00e1. Vykulil na m\u011b chud\u00e1k o\u010di a za\u010dal mi \u0159ikat, \u017ee lidi zachra\u0148ovat neum\u00ed a \u017ee um\u011bl\u00fd d\u00fdch\u00e1n\u00ed taky neum\u00ed, tak a\u0165 kouk\u00e1m dejchat s\u00e1m, jinak \u017ee um\u0159u. Bille, m\u011bl ses vid\u011bt. Sem nev\u011bd\u011bl, jestli v tu chv\u00edli um\u00edr\u00e1m na sm\u00edch nebo na alergii,&#8220; sm\u011bju se po\u0159\u00e1d a kouk\u00e1m z Billa na Toma a opa\u010dn\u011b.<br \/>&#8222;Ty se\u0161 takovej v\u016fl. V\u00ed\u0161 jak si m\u011b vyd\u011bsil? Oba ste m\u011b vyd\u011bsili! Copak nev\u00ed\u0161, Tome, \u017ee sem na zdravotku v\u017edycky chyb\u011bl? Sakra, myslel sem, \u017ee to se mnou sekne,&#8220; rozpl\u00e1\u010de se Bill a zhrout\u00ed se do k\u0159esla.<br \/>&#8222;No tak, Bill\u00ed, u\u017e je to za n\u00e1ma. Ty \u017eije\u0161, Alex \u017eije, j\u00e1 taky, tak nen\u00ed d\u016fvod k pl\u00e1\u010di, hm?&#8220; ihned se k Billovi p\u0159ival\u00ed Tom, obejme ho a za\u010dne ho ut\u011b\u0161ovat.<br \/>&#8222;Nebre\u010d, Bille, j\u00e1 t\u011b necht\u011bl na\u0161tvat nebo rozplakat. M\u011b se l\u00edbilo, jak si m\u011b cht\u011bl zachr\u00e1nit a p\u0159itom si nev\u011bd\u011bl jak,&#8220; kleknu si taky k Billovi a pohladim ho po tv\u00e1\u0159i.<br \/>&#8222;J-j\u00e1 se tak b\u00e1l, vy dva volov\u00e9,&#8220; pl\u00e1\u010de d\u00e1l Bill, ale u\u017e je v jeho pl\u00e1\u010di n\u00e1znak \u00fasm\u011bvu.<br \/>&#8222;J\u00e1 akor\u00e1t nech\u00e1pu, na co sem tu alergii chytnul. Takovouhle ji m\u00e1m jen na ananas a ten tu nikde nevidim,&#8220; \u0159eknu kluk\u016fm svou p\u0159ede\u0161lou my\u0161lenku a detailn\u011b zkoum\u00e1m pizzu.<br \/>&#8222;Asi na m\u011b,&#8220; pousm\u011bje se Bill.<br \/>&#8222;Hep\u010d\u00edk,&#8220; k\u00fdchnu na dok\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed jeho pravdy a pak se v\u0161ichni rozesm\u011bjem.<br \/>&#8222;Tak co, kluci, juknem na n\u011bjak\u00fd filmy, ne?&#8220; povzbud\u00ed n\u00e1s Tom.<br \/>&#8222;Pokud to nebude o ananasech a alergii,&#8220; podotkne Bill.<br \/>&#8222;Ne! Bude to-o-o-o Hostel,&#8220; pot\u011b\u0161en\u011b nadsko\u010d\u00ed Tom.<br \/>&#8222;Na to zapome\u0148! Chcete m\u011b zab\u00edt? Sakra m\u00e1m takovej pocit, \u017ee se m\u011b chcete zbavit! Budu se b\u00e1t!!&#8220; zapi\u0161t\u00ed Bill a nadskakuje na gau\u010di. Teda te\u010f u\u017e na rozlo\u017eenym gau\u010di.<br \/>&#8222;Neboj, nechcem t\u011b zab\u00edt! V\u017edy\u0165 my t\u011b oba m\u00e1me hrozn\u011b r\u00e1di, Bill\u00ed,&#8220; sko\u010d\u00ed na gau\u010d Tom, se kterym m\u00e1me z\u0159ejm\u011b stejn\u00fd n\u00e1pad a tak za\u010dnem oba Billa obj\u00edmat a ma\u010dkat. Ale jakmile za\u010dne film, tak oba Billa pust\u00edme, posad\u00edme si ho mezi n\u00e1s a kouk\u00e1me.<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;Tom&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Bo\u017ee m\u016fj. Dneska mi teda kluci dali zabrat! Jeden se dus\u00ed na alergii a druhej je v \u0161oku a pomalu k neuklidn\u011bn\u00ed. Nevim, koho lituju v\u00edc. Jestli Billa nebo Alexe. Je\u0161t\u011b ke v\u0161emu, kdy\u017e se v\u00e1m pr\u00e1v\u011b jeden z nich klepe v n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed a je nucenej se d\u00edvat na horor, kterej nen\u00e1vid\u00ed. J\u00e1 vlastn\u011b ani nevim, pro\u010d sem pustil zrovna tohle. V\u00edm, \u017ee se toho Bill boj\u00ed, no tak mo\u017en\u00e1 proto. M\u011b i Alexovi se te\u010f Bill tul\u00ed v n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed a klepe se jak t\u0159\u00ednohej pes, kterej se chyst\u00e1 vyhr\u00e1t sout\u011b\u017e kr\u00e1sy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>autor: <strong>Sauriel<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Saurielbetaread: Janule D\u00edv\u00e1m se up\u0159en\u011b na Alexe a on mi pohled op\u011btuje. Vid\u00edm v jeho o\u010d\u00edch d\u016fv\u011bru. Pro\u010d j\u00ed tam m\u00e1, kdy\u017e se kouk\u00e1 na m\u011b? Aha, do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku vstoupil Tom. Pak je mi to tedy \u00fapln\u011b jasn\u00fd. &#8222;M\u016f\u017ee\u0161 tu z\u016fstat,<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/07\/19\/the-best-damn-thing-8\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[141],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-best-damn-thing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}