{"id":17240,"date":"2008-07-15T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-15T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=17202"},"modified":"2008-07-15T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-15T15:00:00","slug":"proc-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/07\/15\/proc-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Pro\u010d"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autor: <strong>tEzUlKa_kAuLiTz<br \/><\/strong>betaread: <strong>Verushka<br \/><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>M\u00e1m miliony ot\u00e1zek a v\u0161echny m\u00e1 na sv\u011bdom\u00ed to, co jsme spolu pro\u017eili.<\/div>\n<div>Jel jsem v aut\u011b a dojel na benzinu.<\/div>\n<div><em>A p\u0159i\u0161la ot\u00e1zka: Pro\u010d se na benz\u00ednk\u00e1ch prod\u00e1vaj cigarety, kdy\u017e je tam p\u0159\u00edsn\u011b zak\u00e1z\u00e1no kou\u0159it.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Sed\u011bl jsem v letadle a p\u0159i\u0161ly dokonce dv\u011b ot\u00e1zky: <em>Pro\u010d d\u00e1vaj pod sedadla plovac\u00ed vesty, kdy\u017e by bylo mnohem lep\u0161\u00ed d\u00e1t tam p\u0159ece pad\u00e1k. A pro\u010d se ze stejn\u00e9ho materi\u00e1lu jako jsou ty \u010dern\u00e9 sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148ky, kter\u00e9 se nerozbij\u00ed, a\u0165 spadnou kamkoliv, nevyr\u00e1b\u00ed cel\u00e9 letadla.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Sed\u011bl jsme v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku a \u010detl n\u011bjakej \u010dasopis a bylo tam slovo JEDNOSLABI\u010cN\u00dd.<\/div>\n<div><em>P\u0159i\u0161la ot\u00e1zka: Pro\u010d m\u00e1 tohle slovo 5 slabik. Takhle si to p\u0159ece nikdo nezapamatuje.<\/em><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>V zim\u011b za\u010dalo sn\u011b\u017eit a j\u00e1 byl v z\u00e1cp\u011b na d\u00e1lnici.<\/div>\n<div><em>P\u0159i\u0161la ot\u00e1zka: Pro\u010d nikdo nep\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed nad t\u00edm, jak se do pr\u00e1ce dostane \u0159idi\u010d sn\u011bhov\u00e9ho pluhu<\/em>.<\/div>\n<div>Byl jsem v kuchyni a d\u011blal jsem si ve\u010de\u0159i. Upustil jsem kraj\u00edc chleba.<\/div>\n<div><em>P\u0159i\u0161la ot\u00e1zka: Pro\u010d chleba v\u017edycky padne na zem namazanou stranou.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Byl prvn\u00ed jarn\u00ed den a j\u00e1 \u0161el ulic\u00ed dva bloky od m\u00e9ho domu a vid\u011bl ko\u010dku, kter\u00e1 spadla ze stromu.<\/div>\n<div><em>P\u0159i\u0161la ot\u00e1zka: Pro\u010d ka\u017ed\u00e1 ko\u010dka dopadne v\u017edycky na nohy.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Pot\u0159eboval jsem p\u0159ed restaurac\u00ed zaparkovat svoje auto a nikde nebylo voln\u00e9 m\u00edsto.<\/div>\n<div><em>P\u0159i\u0161la ot\u00e1zka: Pro\u010d tady nikde nen\u00ed m\u00edsto a v\u017edycky, kdy\u017e je americk\u00fd film, tam lidi kde zaparkovat maj\u00ed<\/em>.<\/div>\n<div>P\u0159i\u0161el jsem dom\u016f z pr\u00e1ce a ty u\u017e jsi tam nebyl.<\/div>\n<div><em>P\u0159i\u0161la ot\u00e1zka: Pro\u010d ty na\u0161e spole\u010dn\u00e9 chv\u00edle trvaly tak kr\u00e1tce<\/em>.<\/div>\n<div>Sed\u011bl jsem na posteli a v ruk\u00e1ch dr\u017eel tvoji fotku.<\/div>\n<div><em>P\u0159i\u0161la ot\u00e1zka: Pro\u010d jsi mi ze \u017eivota zmizel tak n\u00e1hle.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Na tvou fotku dopadaly miliony m\u00fdch slz.<\/div>\n<div><em>P\u0159i\u0161la ot\u00e1zka: Pro\u010d jsem si na tebe tak stra\u0161n\u011b navykl.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Po dlouh\u00fd dob\u011b jsem ve\u010der vylezl z domu, abych se trochu nadechl vzduchu a potkal n\u011bjakou holku, kter\u00e1 se na m\u011b sv\u00e1div\u011b koukala. J\u00e1 se na ni ale skoro ani nepod\u00edval, proto\u017ee m\u011b p\u0159epadla dal\u0161\u00ed ot\u00e1zka. <em>Pro\u010d jsi m\u011b nejd\u0159\u00edve tak stra\u0161n\u011b zm\u011bnil a uk\u00e1zal mi dobrou cestu a j\u00e1 na n\u00ed te\u010f stoj\u00edm s\u00e1m jako stra\u0161\u00e1k v poli.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Zazvonil mi bud\u00edk a j\u00e1 se p\u0159evalil na posteli.<\/div>\n<div><em>P\u0159i\u0161la ot\u00e1zka: Pro\u010d u\u017e t\u011b r\u00e1no nem\u016f\u017eu pol\u00edbit.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Kdy\u017e tak ale dneska us\u00edn\u00e1m a kouk\u00e1m do stropu, uv\u011bdom\u00edm si, \u017ee se to prost\u011b jedou muselo st\u00e1t. A vlastn\u011b se ani na nikoho nezlob\u00edm.<\/div>\n<div>Asi to mo\u017en\u00e1 i ch\u00e1pu, \u017eivot je prost\u011b takovej.<\/div>\n<div>\u0158eknu si v duchu to, co jsi v\u017edycky \u0159\u00edk\u00e1val ty\u2026.<\/div>\n<div><em>Myslet lze jen rozumem, ale ch\u00e1pat jen srdcem.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><strong>Ano m\u011bl si v\u017edycky pravdu, Bille.<\/p>\n<p><\/strong>autor: <strong>tEzUlKa_kAuLiTz<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: tEzUlKa_kAuLiTzbetaread: Verushka M\u00e1m miliony ot\u00e1zek a v\u0161echny m\u00e1 na sv\u011bdom\u00ed to, co jsme spolu pro\u017eili. Jel jsem v aut\u011b a dojel na benzinu. A p\u0159i\u0161la ot\u00e1zka: Pro\u010d se na benz\u00ednk\u00e1ch prod\u00e1vaj cigarety, kdy\u017e je tam p\u0159\u00edsn\u011b zak\u00e1z\u00e1no kou\u0159it. 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