{"id":17267,"date":"2008-07-12T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-12T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=17229"},"modified":"2008-07-12T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-12T17:00:00","slug":"puzzle-aneb-kdo-si-hraje-zlobi-dvakrat-tolik-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/07\/12\/puzzle-aneb-kdo-si-hraje-zlobi-dvakrat-tolik-5\/","title":{"rendered":"PUZZLE aneb Kdo si hraje, zlob\u00ed dvakr\u00e1t tolik 5."},"content":{"rendered":"
autor: ZoE
<\/strong> betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n
(Jsi-li TWINCESTN\u00cd fans z \u010cR, potom se tahle pov\u00eddka t\u00fdk\u00e1 i TEBE, jsi jej\u00ed sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed :DD )<\/div>\n
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„Se na to m\u016f\u017eu vys\u2026! Skl\u00e1d\u00e1m se s t\u00edm jak debil a co z toho? Abych si pak nad postel pov\u011bsil takov\u00fd paskvil? Ta nenakynut\u00e1 buchta m\u00e1 p\u00e9ro, Bille. P\u00e9ro jak chlap! A moje p\u00e9ro v zadku!“ nasupen\u011b za\u010dnu krou\u017eit halou.<\/div>\n
* \u00b0 * \u00b0 *<\/strong><\/div>\n
„Nebu\u010f suchar, Tomi, fans maj\u00ed jin\u00fd smysl pro humor!“ uchichtne se Bill.<\/div>\n
„Cos \u010dekal, \u017ee z toho vypadne? Sexy p\u00f3zuj\u00edc\u00ed V\u010delka M\u00e1ja ve spodn\u00edm pr\u00e1dle? Chyb\u00ed u\u017e jen obli\u010dej\u2026 tak nehraj na Zagorku a pohni prdelkou\u2026 chci j\u00edt spinkat!“ prud\u00ed evidentn\u011b se bav\u00edc\u00ed Bill.<\/div>\n
„Bych to rad\u011bji d\u011blal s V\u010delkou M\u00e1jou, ne\u017e tady s t\u00edm\u2026 \u00fakazem!“ znechucen\u011b utrous\u00edm sm\u011brem k m\u00e9mu par\u00e1dn\u00edmu puzzle p\u00e9ru, zap\u00edchnut\u00e9mu do n\u011bjak\u00e9ho puzzle zadku prapodivn\u00e9 osoby.<\/div>\n
„Se na to pod\u00edvej z t\u00e9 lep\u0161\u00ed str\u00e1nky, Tomi, je to takov\u00e1 modern\u00ed holka, tot\u00e1ln\u011b univerz\u00e1ln\u00ed,“ je\u0161t\u011b si r\u00fdpne u\u017e naplno probran\u00e9 hih\u0148aj\u00edc\u00ed se t\u0159e\u0161tidlo, s \u010dern\u00fdm vrab\u010d\u00edm hn\u00edzdem na hlav\u011b.<\/div>\n
N\u00f3 \u0159ekn\u011bme, \u017ee jsem se trochu zklidnil, tak m\u016f\u017eu dod\u011blat ten ksicht. Na tom snad u\u017e nejde nic zkazit. No, i kdy\u017e t\u0159i o\u010di nebo up\u00ed\u0159\u00ed zuby by tam b\u00fdt mohly. Na druhou stranu mus\u00edm p\u0159iznat, \u017ee postavi\u010dku m\u00e1 ta v\u0161epohlavn\u00ed v\u011bc v\u00edc ne\u017e p\u0159ita\u017elivou\u2026 kdy\u017e si odmysl\u00edm to p\u00e9ro a domysl\u00edm n\u011bjak\u00e9 kozy\u2026 hm, jo, celkem kus, takov\u00fd puzzle kus. N\u011bkolika svi\u017en\u00fdmi pohyby do sebe zapasuji p\u00e1r zb\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edch d\u00edlk\u016f, kter\u00fdma t\u00e9 na\u0161\u00ed vesm\u00edrn\u00e9 puzzle samici dod\u011bl\u00e1m obli\u010dej a zavr\u0161\u00edm tak \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd t\u0159\u00eddenn\u00ed marat\u00f3n.<\/div>\n
Jakmile vtla\u010d\u00edm posledn\u00ed d\u00edl skl\u00e1da\u010dky na sv\u00e9 m\u00edsto, vstanu a chci si to monstrum prohl\u00eddnout. Monstrum o desetitis\u00edci kousc\u00edch, je\u017e u\u017e netvo\u0159\u00ed neforemnou hromadu vedle seda\u010dky, ale mega obraz uprost\u0159ed na\u0161\u00ed haly. Ud\u011bl\u00e1m krok zp\u00e1tky, nadechnu se, abych Billovi ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee jsem kone\u010dn\u011b skon\u010dil, ale n\u011bjak m\u011b zradil hlas.<\/div>\n
Pomalu otv\u00edr\u00e1m pusu, ale vych\u00e1z\u00ed ze m\u011b jen tepl\u00fd vzduch, netvo\u0159\u00edc\u00ed slabiky ani p\u00edsmenka\u2026 V\u0161echny smysly se mi moment\u00e1ln\u011b p\u0159esunuly do \u00farovn\u011b o\u010d\u00ed. J\u00e1 vid\u00edm, d\u00edv\u00e1m se a vid\u00edm\u2026<\/div>\n
„A\u2026 al\u2026 ale\u2026 t\u2026to\u2026 to nen\u00ed holka,“ v\u00edc ze sebe nedostanu.<\/div>\n
„\u017de ne? A kdo asi?“ dolehne ke mn\u011b Bill\u016fv sm\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed se hlas.<\/div>\n
„To\u2026 to\u2026 jsi TY!!!“ kokt\u00e1m.<\/div>\n
„Ne\u0159\u00edkals, \u017ee to d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 s tou netradi\u010dn\u00ed buchtou zezadu?“ op\u011bt si do m\u011b Bill r\u00fdpne.<\/div>\n
„Jo\u2026 \u0159\u00edkal\u2026“ ohromen\u011b vydechnu. „P\u0159edt\u00edm\u2026“<\/div>\n
„Tak vid\u00ed\u0161, Tomi, jak bych to mohl b\u00fdt j\u00e1, kdy\u017e j\u00ed to ‚TY‘ d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 zezadu? \u017de tys n\u011bco pil?“<\/div>\n
„N-ne nepil, ale m\u011bl bych za\u010d\u00edt\u2026 a to hodn\u011b rychle!“ jinak mi to ty fansky budou muset vysv\u011btlit p\u0159edt\u00edm, ne\u017e z nich ud\u011bl\u00e1m takovou puzzle skl\u00e1da\u010dku, \u017ee je ten ‚jin\u00fd‘ humor p\u0159ejde.<\/div>\n
„Bille,“ \u0161eptnu. „BILLE!“ zaje\u010d\u00edm. „OKAM\u017dIT\u011a SE POJ\u010e POD\u00cdVAT! “ p\u0159ik\u00e1\u017eu.<\/div>\n
(Bill)<\/div>\n
Tom\u00edk\u016fv hl\u00e1sek je\u0161t\u011b nikdy nezn\u011bl tak v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. Co to s n\u00edm ty hloupou\u010dk\u00e9 puzzl\u00e1tka ud\u011blaly? Mus\u00edm se p\u0159idr\u017eet z\u00e1bradl\u00ed, abych se v\u016fbec dostal na nohy. Jak jsem tady jen tak sed\u011bl dv\u011b hodiny, mo\u017en\u00e1 i v\u00edc, cel\u00e9 t\u011blo mi zd\u0159ev\u011bn\u011blo a te\u010f je trochu mimo mou kontrolu. Pomalu capk\u00e1m dol\u016f ze schod\u016f a vid\u00edm Tomiho, jak nehnut\u011b stoj\u00ed z\u00e1dy ke mn\u011b a pohledem hypnotizuje d\u00edlo, kter\u00e9 p\u0159ed p\u00e1r okam\u017eiky dokon\u010dil\u2026<\/div>\n
Ml\u010dky projdu kolem n\u011bj, ale nevn\u00edm\u00e1 m\u011b\u2026 jsem tady, Tomi<\/em>, v duchu zahl\u00e1s\u00edm a st\u00e1le se lehce usm\u00edv\u00e1m Tom\u00ed\u010dkov\u00fdm rozpak\u016fm.<\/div>\n
„Uka\u017e mi ty Akta X, kter\u00e9 t\u011b zbavily dokonce i schopnosti nad\u00e1vat, kde\u2026“ p\u0159es Tom\u00edho rameno jsem spat\u0159il n\u011bco, co vzalo slova z \u00fast i mn\u011b. Popravd\u011b u\u017e ani nev\u00edm, co jsem cht\u011bl \u0159\u00edct.<\/div>\n
Pusa mi z\u016fstala otev\u0159en\u00e1 uprost\u0159ed, v tuhle chv\u00edli u\u017e n\u011bjak\u00e9ho nezn\u00e1m\u00e9ho slova\u2026 dech se mi t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 zastavil\u2026 srdce se prudce rozbu\u0161ilo na poplach\u2026 o\u010di mi lezly z d\u016flk\u016f ven\u2026 a j\u00e1 c\u00edtil jejich zbrkl\u00e9 rozhodnut\u00ed, sabotovat sv\u00e9 trval\u00e9 bydli\u0161t\u011b a t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 vyklouznout z m\u00fdch o\u010dn\u00edch jamek na podlahu a odtamtud nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b sledovat a klouzat se sem, tam po desetitis\u00edc\u00edch kousc\u00edch tvrd\u00e9ho, barevn\u00e9ho, do puzzl\u00ed vytvarovan\u00e9ho um\u011bleck\u00e9ho skvostu! Zu\u017euj\u00edc\u00ed a roz\u0161i\u0159uj\u00edc\u00ed se zorni\u010dky nevyj\u00edmaje.<\/div>\n
P\u0159esn\u011b v ten moment jsem um\u0159el i se narodil z\u00e1rove\u0148, p\u0159esn\u011b v ten moment, kdy jsem ‚TO‘ cel\u00e9 spat\u0159il\u2026 m\u00e9 neposedn\u00e9 o\u010di uz\u0159ely n\u011bco, o \u010dem m\u016fj mozek do tohoto okam\u017eiku nem\u011bl ani tu\u0161en\u00ed, \u017ee je mo\u017en\u00e9.<\/div>\n
Spat\u0159ily akt. Nejdokonalej\u0161\u00ed akt, kter\u00fd kdy byl stvo\u0159en\u2026 Popsat v\u00e1m ho, by mo\u017en\u00e1 nebylo tak slo\u017eit\u00e9, jako p\u0159edv\u00e9st v praxi, co je na n\u011bm zobrazeno. Nebo mo\u017en\u00e1 naopak.<\/div>\n
M\u016fj mozek za\u010dal sv\u00e1d\u011bt vnit\u0159n\u00ed boj, kter\u00e9 sign\u00e1ly m\u00e1 poslat do t\u011bla a hlavn\u011b kam\u2026 Do srdce? Kter\u00e9 zmaten\u011b \u0161\u00edl\u00ed v hrudn\u00edm ko\u0161i a sna\u017e\u00ed se vrhnout p\u0159es palubu\u2026 Do kolen? Kter\u00fdm stabilita pomalu nic ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u2026 Nebo snad do rozkroku? Jen\u017e se poprv\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b v p\u0159\u00edtomnosti n\u011bkoho druh\u00e9ho hl\u00e1s\u00ed o slovo\u2026 Co by m\u00e9 t\u011blo m\u011blo ud\u011blat jako prvn\u00ed, kam jen vyslat ten zpropaden\u00fd sign\u00e1l???<\/div>\n
Do plic! Jednozna\u010dn\u011b do plic, hur\u00e1\u2026 chytr\u00fd moze\u010dek, nenechal m\u011b se udusit \ud83d\ude42 Op\u011bt jsem se nadechl a to p\u011bkn\u011b zhluboka\u2026 d\u00edky mozku, \u017ee si m\u011b nezabil,<\/em> pod\u011bkuji s\u00e1m sob\u011b. Kdyby vyslal sign\u00e1l kamkoliv jinam, bych te\u010f nejsp\u00ed\u0161 padl mrtev k zemi, z nedostatku kysl\u00edku\u2026 ten by toti\u017e putoval do jin\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti t\u011bla a pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b by na m\u00edsto ur\u010den\u00ed u\u017e nedoputoval\u2026<\/div>\n
autor: ZoE<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

autor: ZoE betaread: Janule (Jsi-li TWINCESTN\u00cd fans z \u010cR, potom se tahle pov\u00eddka t\u00fdk\u00e1 i TEBE, jsi jej\u00ed sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed :DD ) „Se na to m\u016f\u017eu vys\u2026! Skl\u00e1d\u00e1m se s t\u00edm jak debil a co z toho? Abych si pak nad postel pov\u011bsil<\/p>\n

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