{"id":17275,"date":"2008-07-12T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-12T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=17237"},"modified":"2008-07-12T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-12T13:00:00","slug":"perverzni-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/07\/12\/perverzni-test\/","title":{"rendered":"Perverzn\u00ed test"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autor: <strong>Anett483<br \/><\/strong> betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><em>Ahojik! No..tak\u017ee tohle je celkem dost velkej \u00falet. Je to fakt takovej nouzovej n\u00e1pad. M\u011bla sem chu\u0165 n\u011bco napsat a nic m\u011b nenapadalo&#8230; Nakonec z toho vylezlo tohle xD Tak\u017ee to neberte moc v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. Mo\u017en\u00e1 to n\u011bkdy ani ned\u00e1v\u00e1 smysl, ale snaha byla xD Hlavn\u011b m\u011b n\u011bjak neukamenujte v koment\u00e1\u0159\u00edch xD Snad se v\u00e1m to bude aspo\u0148 trochu l\u00edbit&#8230; Anett483<br \/>**********<\/em><\/div>\n<div>Tom dosedl zni\u010den\u011b na pohovku. Venku bylo nesnesiteln\u00e9 vedro. Ihned si sundal \u010depici, \u0161\u00e1tek a n\u00e1sledn\u011b uvolnil dredy z pevn\u00e9ho uzlu&#8230; Tri\u010dko bylo taky za chvilku dole. Rozvalil se pohodln\u011b na gau\u010di&#8230; Nikdo nebyl doma. Rodi\u010de byli na slu\u017eebce a Bill n\u011bkde l\u00edtal s Andreasem. Tom si to necht\u011bl p\u0159ipustit, ale v posledn\u00ed dob\u011b na Andrease dost \u017e\u00e1rlil. Bill si ho v\u016fbec nev\u0161\u00edmal. Existoval pro n\u011bj jen Andreas. Andreas si te\u010f v\u0161\u00edmal jen Billa a Toma nechal plavat. A kdy\u017e se s Tomem nebavil Andreas, tak Bill automaticky taky ne. Tom nem\u011bl s\u00edlu se t\u00edm zaob\u00edrat i kdy\u017e za\u010d\u00ednal Andrease nen\u00e1vid\u011bt&#8230; Zapnul si TV a sna\u017eil se myslet na n\u011bco hezk\u00e9ho&#8230;Bohu\u017eel jeho my\u0161lenky v\u017edycky kon\u010dily u Billa a tak n\u011bjak se mu do toho motal i Andreas. Tom to vzdal&#8230; Vypnul TV&#8230; Stejn\u011b se nedok\u00e1zal soust\u0159edit na to, co v n\u00ed je. P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel, co by mohl d\u011blat&#8230; Rozhl\u00ed\u017eel se po ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku a jeho pohled padl na mal\u00fd stolek t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed n\u00edm. Tom se zamra\u010dil a vzal \u010dasopis, kter\u00fd le\u017eel na stolku. Tak, Bill si zase d\u011blal n\u011bjakej test. \u017de ho to bav\u00ed. Po\u0159\u00e1d n\u011bjak\u00fd testy, kter\u00fd maj \u010dlov\u011bku \u0159\u00edct, kdy potk\u00e1 pravou l\u00e1sku&#8230; Takovej kec! Myslel si, \u017ee to s nim sekne, kdy\u017e uvid\u011bl n\u00e1zev testu: &#8222;Jste sexu\u00e1ln\u011b perverzn\u00ed?&#8220; Tom se kolem sebe rozhl\u00eddl, jakoby se snad b\u00e1l, \u017ee ho n\u011bkdo uvid\u00ed&#8230; Pohodln\u011b se posadil a za\u010detl se do testu a do, pro n\u011bho zaj\u00edmav\u00fdch, odpov\u011bd\u00ed&#8230;<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<div><em>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-flashback&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/><\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8222;\u00c1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1! Andreas\u00ed\u00ed! P\u0159esta\u0148!&#8220; je\u010del Bill ze v\u0161ech sil a nahlas se sm\u00e1l. Andreas ho za\u010dal lechtat je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc a na to je\u010d\u00edc\u00ed stvo\u0159en\u00ed pod n\u00edm nebral ohled.<br \/>&#8222;No&#8230; to by mohlo sta\u010dit&#8230;&#8220; pronesl Andreas a svalil se z Billa vedle n\u011bj. Bill u\u017e byl rudej od sm\u00edchu a sna\u017eil se popadnout dech.<br \/>&#8222;Ty m\u011b jednou zabije\u0161&#8230;&#8220;pronesl ud\u00fdchan\u00fdm hlasem Bill na adresu Andrease.<br \/>&#8222;Ale! Tak zl\u00fd to zase nebude,&#8220; \u0159ekl s ledov\u00fdm klidem Andreas. Bill se nat\u00e1hl ke stolku pro \u010dasopis a za\u010dal v n\u011bm listovat. Urazil se a Andrease tvrd\u011b ignoroval.<br \/>&#8222;Bille,&#8220; pronesl po chv\u00edli ticha Andreas, &#8222;j\u00e1 se nudim&#8230; Co budem d\u011blat?&#8220; Bill se taky nudil a b\u00fdt ura\u017eenej ho taky nebavilo. Andreas se mu d\u00edval p\u0159es rameno do \u010dasopisu.<br \/>&#8222;Ud\u011blej mi test!&#8220; vyp\u00edskl Bill a podal Andreasovi \u010dasopis a propisku. Andreas souhlasil i kdy\u017e tenhle test mu p\u0159ipadal jako tot\u00e1ln\u00ed volovina. Bo\u017ee, na co bude d\u011blat test o perverznosti \u010dlov\u011bku, kter\u00fd nikdy nezasunul? Ale v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee Bill m\u00e1 dneska vtipnou n\u00e1ladu tak to d\u00e1l ne\u0159e\u0161il. Za\u010dal se Billa pt\u00e1t na ot\u00e1zky z testu:<br \/>Andreas:<\/em> <strong>&#8222;Se kterou erotickou pom\u016fckou byste se nejrad\u011bji milovali?&#8220;<\/strong> <em><br \/>Bill: &#8222;No&#8230; Tak podle toho co m\u00e1m vyzkou\u0161en\u00fd jsou dobr\u00fd pouta a \u0161\u00e1tek&#8230;&#8220; Andreas se za\u010dal sm\u00e1t a Bill taky. &#8222;Ty si v\u016fl, Bille!&#8220; sm\u00e1l se Andreas a k ot\u00e1zce napsal Billovu odpov\u011b\u010f, pokra\u010doval&#8230;<br \/>Andreas:<\/em> <strong>&#8222;Vyhled\u00e1v\u00e1te n\u011bkdy na internetu pov\u00eddky s nestandartn\u00ed t\u00e9matikou (incest, SM&#8230;)?&#8220;<br \/><\/strong> <em>Bill: &#8222;Hm&#8230; tak samoz\u0159ejm\u011b&#8230; \u010ctu je ka\u017ed\u00fd ve\u010der&#8230;&#8220; \u0159ekl Bill s v\u00e1\u017enou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed. Andreas se pousm\u00e1l a napsal vedle ot\u00e1zky jeho odpov\u011b\u010f&#8230; Psal to ve zkratk\u00e1ch, jen tak pro orientaci, aby v\u011bd\u011bl jak Bill odpov\u011bd\u011bl.<br \/>Andreas:<\/em> <strong>&#8222;Pot\u0159ebujete ke sv\u00e9mu uspokojen\u00ed bolest?&#8220;<\/strong> <em>Bill d\u011blal, \u017ee p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed&#8230;<br \/>BIll: &#8222;Ano&#8230; Hrozn\u011b se mi l\u00edb\u00ed, kdy\u017e se v sexu pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 n\u00e1sil\u00ed&#8230;&#8220; Andreas op\u011bt vedle ot\u00e1zky napsal stru\u010dnou odpov\u011b\u010f&#8230;<br \/>Andreas:<\/em> <strong>&#8222;Pat\u0159\u00ed podle v\u00e1s k sexu ur\u010dit\u00e1 m\u00edra n\u00e1sil\u00ed?&#8220;<br \/><\/strong> <em>Bill: &#8222;Jo\u2026Jak u\u017e sem \u0159\u00edkal, m\u00e1m r\u00e1d n\u00e1sil\u00ed p\u0159i sexu&#8230;&#8220; Bill zadr\u017eoval sm\u00edch. Andreas se sm\u00e1l naplno.<br \/>Andreas:<\/em> <strong>&#8222;Koupete se n\u011bkdy s partnerem ve van\u011b?&#8220;<\/strong> <em>Bill povyt\u00e1hl jedno obo\u010d\u00ed&#8230;<br \/>Bill: &#8222;No&#8230; tak&#8230; nevim co \u0159\u00edct&#8230; Nikdy sem to nezkou\u0161el, ale r\u00e1d bych to jednou zkusil.&#8220; Bill se na Andrease sv\u016fdn\u011b usm\u00e1l a p\u0159ejel jazykem po horn\u00edm rtu&#8230; Andreasovi tekly slzy od sm\u00edchu&#8230;<br \/>Andreas: &#8222;<\/em><strong>Jste v no\u010dn\u00edm podniku a za\u010dne p\u00e1nsk\u00fd stript\u00fdz. Co ud\u011bl\u00e1te?&#8220;<\/strong> <em>Bill se pousm\u00e1l.<br \/>Bill: &#8222;No&#8230; to je p\u0159ece jasn\u00fd&#8230; Protla\u010dim se dop\u0159edu a budu toho fe\u0161\u00e1ka povzbuzovat&#8230;&#8220; tentokr\u00e1t to Bill nevydr\u017eel a za\u010dal se s\u00e1m sv\u00e9 odpov\u011bdi hlasit\u011b sm\u00e1t&#8230;<br \/>Andreas:<\/em> <strong>&#8222;Ve\u010der se chcete d\u00edvat na TV. Skon\u010d\u00ed film a za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 erotika. Co budete d\u011blat?&#8220;<br \/><\/strong> <em>Bill: &#8222;No&#8230; ur\u010dit\u011b se r\u00e1d pod\u00edv\u00e1m&#8230;&#8220; Bill se jen usm\u00edval. Nem\u011bl s\u00edlu se sm\u00e1t, proto\u017ee ho od sm\u00edchu bolelo b\u0159icho. &#8222;Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee tam ty odpov\u011bdi p\u00ed\u0161e\u0161!&#8220; naklonil se k Andreasovi. &#8222;Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b!&#8220; \u0159ekl Andreas a hrd\u011b uk\u00e1zal svoje pozn\u00e1mky, kde byly odpov\u011bdi Billova testu&#8230;<br \/>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-konec flashbacku&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em><\/p>\n<p><\/em>Tom s pootev\u0159en\u00fdmi \u00fasty sledoval odpov\u011bdi testu. Tak\u017ee jeho br\u00e1\u0161ka nen\u00ed zas a\u017e takov\u00fd and\u00edlek, jak\u00fdho ze sebe d\u011bl\u00e1. \u010e\u00e1belsky se usm\u00e1l a u\u017e p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel, kterou praktiku s br\u00e1\u0161kou vyzkou\u0161\u00ed jako prvn\u00ed.. \u017de by mu ud\u011blal stript\u00fdz? Ne&#8230;to je blb\u00fd&#8230; Asi za\u010dneme tou spole\u010dnou vanou&#8230; xD<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-flashback&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>&#8222;U\u017e m\u011b to nebav\u00ed&#8230;&#8220; pronesl Bill. U\u017e se ani nesm\u00e1l&#8230; &#8222;M\u011b taky ne&#8230;&#8220; souhlasil Andreas a odhodil propisku a \u010dasopis na st\u016fl. &#8222;Nepujdeme ven?&#8220; koukl Andreas po Billovi. Bil souhlasn\u011b zamru\u010del a oba \u0161li ven&#8230;<br \/>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-konec flashbacku&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em><\/p>\n<p><\/em>&#8222;Tome! Jsem doma!&#8220; k\u0159i\u010del Bill u\u017e ode dve\u0159\u00ed. Sl\u00edbil, \u017ee dneska p\u0159ijde brzo, ale z\u016fstal s Andreasem d\u00e9le. &#8222;Tome? Kde jsi?&#8220; bylo mu podez\u0159el\u00e9, \u017ee se mu Tom neoz\u00fdv\u00e1. Nakoukl do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku, do kuchyn\u011b, ale Toma nemohl naj\u00edt. Posledn\u00ed \u0161ance byl Tom\u016fv pokoj. Zaklepal a ve\u0161el. Uvid\u011bl Toma, kter\u00fd st\u00e1l s \u00fasm\u011bvem naproti dve\u0159\u00edm. &#8222;Pro\u010d si se neozval?! Volal sem t\u011b a ty nic&#8230;&#8220; Bill byl trochu na\u0161tvanej&#8230; Tom ho vzal pevn\u011b za zadek a hodil ho na postel. Vyt\u00e1hl pouta&#8230;<br \/>&#8222;Cht\u011bl sem j\u00edt i do t\u00fd vany, ale na co se zdr\u017eovat&#8230;&#8220; p\u0159ipoutal Billa k posteli. Bill se vyd\u011b\u0161en\u011b d\u00edval jak z n\u011bj Tom strh\u00e1v\u00e1 oble\u010den\u00ed. &#8222;Je\u017ei\u0161, Tome, co to d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161?!&#8220; mluvil Bill a poulil na Toma svoje \u010dokol\u00e1dov\u00e9 o\u010di. Tom z n\u011bj slez a za\u010dal se p\u0159ed n\u00edm kroutit a sund\u00e1vat si oble\u010den\u00ed. Bill nev\u011bd\u011bl, jestli se m\u00e1 sm\u00e1t nebo bre\u010det, \u017ee se jeho br\u00e1\u0161ka zbl\u00e1znil&#8230;<br \/>Ob\u011bma se nakonec to, co pro\u017eili, docela zal\u00edbilo&#8230; Ale od t\u00e9 doby si je\u0161t\u011b t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed t\u00edm, ne\u017e za\u010dne Tom se stript\u00fdzem, spole\u010dn\u011b vlezou do vany&#8230; xD<\/p>\n<p>autor: <strong>Anett483<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Anett483 betaread: Janule Ahojik! No..tak\u017ee tohle je celkem dost velkej \u00falet. Je to fakt takovej nouzovej n\u00e1pad. M\u011bla sem chu\u0165 n\u011bco napsat a nic m\u011b nenapadalo&#8230; Nakonec z toho vylezlo tohle xD Tak\u017ee to neberte moc v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. 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