{"id":17663,"date":"2008-06-03T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=17624"},"modified":"2008-06-03T15:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-03T14:30:00","slug":"prosel-jsem-hovnem-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/06\/03\/prosel-jsem-hovnem-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Pro\u0161el jsem hovnem… 2."},"content":{"rendered":"
autor: Cherry<\/strong>
betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n
U\u017e se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed ve\u010der, kluci se motaj\u00ed v metru na Florenci.
„Tady je to jako v bludi\u0161ti,“ \u0159ekne Tom a bezradn\u011b \u010dte cedule. „Je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee um\u00edme \u010desky!“ dod\u00e1 a zvedne obo\u010d\u00ed.<\/div>\n
Kluci se kv\u016fli hezk\u00fdm kluk\u016fm cht\u011bli odst\u011bhovat do \u010cech, a tak za\u010dali chodit na kurzy \u010de\u0161tiny. Docela jim to \u0161lo, a tak se hodlali p\u0159est\u011bhovat co nejd\u0159\u00edv.<\/div>\n
Kluci bezradn\u011b stoj\u00ed uprost\u0159ed podzemn\u00ed dr\u00e1hy.
„Co to tu smrd\u00ed\u2026?“ zept\u00e1 se Bill a rozhl\u00e9dne se. Za n\u00edm stoj\u00ed sta\u0159i\u010dk\u00fd bezdomovec, kter\u00e9ho se to dotkne a pov\u00edd\u00e1: „J\u00e1 ti d\u00e1m, smrd\u00ed! A nem\u00e1\u0161 n\u011bjak\u00fd drob\u00e1ky\u2026?“ Bill se pod\u00edv\u00e1 na Toma, ten jen pokr\u010d\u00ed rameny. Bill tedy vyt\u00e1hne pen\u011b\u017eenku a lov\u00ed \u010desk\u00e9 mince. Bezdomovec ov\u0161em nestoj\u00ed o n\u011bjak\u00e9 drobn\u00e9, a tak pohotov\u011b a nau\u010den\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem vytrhne Billovi pen\u011b\u017eenku z ruky.<\/div>\n
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„Hej! \u010cekej!“ \u0159ve p\u0159ekvapen\u00fd Bill a rozb\u011bhne se za zap\u00e1chaj\u00edc\u00edm sta\u0159\u00edkem. Ten na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd mistr v b\u011bhu nen\u00ed. Dob\u011bhne ke schod\u016fm a u\u017e-u\u017e je chce vyb\u011bhnout. Bill k nim taky dob\u011bhne. Chce vysko\u010dit na prvn\u00ed schod, ale zakopne. Let\u00ed obli\u010dejem k zemi. M\u00e1ch\u00e1 ve vzduchu rukama. Hled\u00e1 z\u00e1chranu\u2026 \u2026kterou i najde! Zachyt\u00ed se bezdomovcov\u00fdch zap\u00e1chaj\u00edc\u00edch potrhan\u00fdch kalhot. A jak let\u00ed k zemi, st\u00e1hne tak i ty kalhoty. Sta\u0159\u00edk stoj\u00ed jen v trenk\u00e1ch na schodi\u0161ti, Billova pen\u011b\u017eenka mu \u00falekem vypadla z ruky.<\/div>\n
„J\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9, hust\u00fd spodky!“ zved\u00e1 se Bill ze zem\u011b a prohl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed si bezdomovcovy spodky.<\/div>\n
„Za stovku budou tvoje,“ mrkne na Billa bezdomovec a u\u017e sund\u00e1v\u00e1 svoje r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9 spodn\u00ed pr\u00e1dlo. Bill rad\u0161i odvr\u00e1t\u00ed zrak a vyt\u00e1hne stokorunu z pen\u011b\u017eenky. Tom je pobaven\u011b sleduje a usm\u00edv\u00e1 se. Sta\u0159\u00edk si zase obl\u00e9kne kalhoty a posp\u00edch\u00e1 pry\u010d, asi do nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed hospody\u2026<\/div>\n
„To je super, jak se tady v Praze d\u00e1 v\u00fdhodn\u011b nakoupit!“ pochvaluje si Bill a prohl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed si sv\u016fj nov\u00fd kousek. \u010cichne si k l\u00e1tce a pak dod\u00e1: „Ale cht\u011blo by je vyprat!“<\/div>\n
Tom zat\u00edm p\u0159i\u0161el na to, na jakou stranu musej\u00ed jet, aby se dostali do Vyso\u010dan. Metro za chv\u00edli p\u0159ijede a kluci nastoup\u00ed. Bill se posad\u00ed a proto\u017ee u\u017e nen\u00ed nikde voln\u00e9 m\u00edsto, Tom postoj\u00ed. Je \u010delem k Billovi, poslouch\u00e1 sv\u016fj MP3 p\u0159ehr\u00e1va\u010d. Na dal\u0161\u00ed stanici se v\u016fz tro\u0161ku uvoln\u00ed, ale jen co lid\u00e9 vystoup\u00ed, p\u0159istoup\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u00e1n s vl\u010d\u00e1kem. Pes k\u0148u\u010d\u00ed, nikam se pohodln\u011b nem\u016f\u017ee vej\u00edt. Uveleb\u00ed se za Tomem, kter\u00fd si psa ani nev\u0161imnul. Kdy\u017e u\u017e se vlak bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed k dal\u0161\u00ed stanici, prudce zabrzd\u00ed a Tom ztrat\u00ed rovnov\u00e1hu. P\u0159e\u0161l\u00e1pne a dupne nohou rovnou na ps\u016fv penis! Pes zavr\u010d\u00ed, hbit\u011b se postav\u00ed, nat\u00e1hne se a proto\u017ee nem\u00e1 p\u0159edepsan\u00fd ko\u0161\u00edk, zakousne se rovnou do Tomova zadku. „Jau!“ za\u0159ve Tom a v\u0161ichni lid\u00e9 se na n\u011bj pohor\u0161en\u011b pod\u00edvaj\u00ed. Vl\u010d\u00e1k zat\u00edm z\u00e1pas\u00ed s kalhotami sv\u00e9 ko\u0159isti.<\/p>\n

autor: Cherry<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

autor: Cherrybetaread: Janule U\u017e se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed ve\u010der, kluci se motaj\u00ed v metru na Florenci.„Tady je to jako v bludi\u0161ti,“ \u0159ekne Tom a bezradn\u011b \u010dte cedule. „Je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee um\u00edme \u010desky!“ dod\u00e1 a zvedne obo\u010d\u00ed. Kluci se kv\u016fli hezk\u00fdm kluk\u016fm cht\u011bli odst\u011bhovat do \u010cech,<\/p>\n

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