{"id":17676,"date":"2008-06-02T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-02T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=17637"},"modified":"2008-06-02T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-02T13:00:00","slug":"zivot-je-jen-drsna-realita-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/06\/02\/zivot-je-jen-drsna-realita-3\/","title":{"rendered":"\u017divot je jen drsn\u00e1 realita 3."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autor: <strong>Blacky<\/strong><br \/>betaread: <strong>Verushka<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No, aby t\u011b pes jebal do nohy, ty trdlo!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Co je, Tome?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Te\u010f mn\u011b doktorka p\u011bkn\u011b sjela, \u017ee prej co tady d\u011bl\u00e1me, \u017ee to nesm\u00edm, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b jedno napomenut\u00ed, a \u017ee tady kon\u010d\u00edm!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;M\u016f\u017ee\u0161 si za to s\u00e1m, nem\u00e1\u0161 mi \u0159\u00edkat bl\u00e1z\u00ednek.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty se\u0161 tak tvrdohlavej, Bille!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A co? M\u011b nikdo nic p\u0159ikazovat nebude.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No, j\u00e1 v\u00edm, se\u0161 zn\u00e1mej po cel\u00fd nemocnici t\u00edm, \u017ee doktory pos\u00edl\u00e1\u0161 do prdele.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tebe m\u016f\u017eu taky!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No, to m\u00e1\u0161 pravdu, ale kdo by ti potom nosil j\u00eddlo?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00e1 ty \u0161lichty stejn\u011b nej\u00edm.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ale kdy\u017e ti tajn\u011b p\u0159inesu KitKat, to si d\u00e1\u0161.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Mnoo, to jo. A Twix taky. A Mars taky a bramb\u016frky\u2026m\u0148am!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Chov\u00e1\u0161 se jak d\u00edt\u011b, Bill\u00ed.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A taky si tak p\u0159ipad\u00e1m. D\u00edt\u011b bez minulosti. D\u00edt\u011b, kter\u00fd na ni teprve \u010dek\u00e1.&#8220;<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00e9\u00e9, tak furt nesmutni, m\u00e1 to i sv\u011btl\u00fd str\u00e1nky, nap\u0159\u00edklad spoustu v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00fd nebyly zrovna hezk\u00fd, si nepamatuje\u0161. To je p\u0159ece n\u011bkdy obrovsk\u00fd plus!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ale j\u00e1 si nepamatuju ani ty hezk\u00fd! Ani m\u00e1mu, t\u00e1tu\u2026 m\u00e1m v\u016fbec m\u00e1mu? A t\u00e1tu? A m\u00e1m sourozence?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00e1 o tob\u011b nic nev\u00edm, Bille, jen v\u00edm, \u017ee si m\u011bl nehodu a pak\u2026 to u\u017e zn\u00e1\u0161.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo, zn\u00e1m&#8230; ale co ta nehoda? Dokto\u0159i mi \u0159ekli, \u017ee autonehoda\u2026 ani nev\u00edm, jestli jsem \u0159\u00eddil j\u00e1&#8230; m\u00e1m \u0159idi\u010d\u00e1k?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Netu\u0161\u00edm.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A kolik je mi let?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Je ti osmn\u00e1ct.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00e9! Tak\u017ee a\u017e m\u011b pust\u00ed, tak budu moct jezdit autem a p\u00edt alkohol?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No, t\u00edm si nejsem tak jistej. V\u0161echno jsi zapomn\u011bl, i jak se \u0159\u00edd\u00ed auto, tak\u017ee \u0159idi\u010d\u00e1k bude\u0161 muset d\u011blat znovu. A s t\u00edm alk\u00e1\u010dem to taky vid\u00edm bled\u011b.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Plooo\u010d?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nebude ti chutnat.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bude.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A jak to v\u00ed\u0161?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00e1 jsem dosp\u011blej! A dosp\u011bl\u00ed pijou, tak\u017ee se to budu muset nau\u010dit.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty jsi vtipnej, Bill\u00ed!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Co je na m\u011b vtipn\u00fdho?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;V\u0161echno. Jak tu sed\u00ed\u0161 na posteli v modr\u00fdm py\u017e\u00e1mku s aut\u00ed\u010dkama, jak m\u00e1\u0161 rozcuchan\u00fd vlasy a roz\u010diluje\u0161 se, \u017ee si dosp\u011blej. hihi.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;P\u0159esta\u0148 se mi sm\u00e1t a rad\u0161i mi dej n\u011bco dobr\u00fdho nebo um\u0159u hladem.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No n\u00e9! N\u00e1\u0161 Bill\u00edk m\u00e1 hlad! Kam to zapsat?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;T\u0159eba do kalend\u00e1\u0159e. A ne\u0159\u00edkej mi Bill\u00edku, to nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Copak? Bl\u00e1z\u00ednek byl lep\u0161\u00ed?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;P\u0159esta\u0148! A co m\u00e1me v\u016fbec k ob\u011bdu?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Hranolky a sma\u017eenej s\u00fdr. A taky colu.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u016f\u016f! To je sv\u00e1tek?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne, byl jsem v McDonaldovi.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty jsi zlat\u00ed! M\u0148amka! D\u011bkuju moooc, Tom\u00ed!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nem\u00e1\u0161 za co, ale chci n\u011bco na opl\u00e1tku.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A cooo?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Omluv\u00ed\u0161 se doktor\u016fm za svoje chov\u00e1n\u00ed.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Pro\u010d zrovna tohle?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Proto\u017ee bys to s\u00e1m neud\u011blal.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To m\u00e1\u0161 pravdu..&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak co?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo, jo, dob\u0159e, tak j\u00e1 se teda omluv\u00edm\u2026 a dneska sn\u00edm i pr\u00e1\u0161ky na span\u00ed, kdy\u017e mi p\u016fj\u010d\u00ed\u0161 emp\u00e9trojku.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty vyd\u011bra\u010di!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No, j\u00e1 ty pr\u00e1\u0161ky j\u00edst nemus\u00edm, \u017ee jo.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A tak dob\u0159e&#8230; ale dnes ji tady nem\u00e1m. Z\u00edtra ve\u010der, plat\u00ed?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo jo, plat\u00ed. A d\u011bkuju.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To je oukej, Bill\u00ed.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>autor: <strong>Blacky<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Blackybetaread: Verushka &#8222;No, aby t\u011b pes jebal do nohy, ty trdlo!&#8220; &#8222;Co je, Tome?&#8220; &#8222;Te\u010f mn\u011b doktorka p\u011bkn\u011b sjela, \u017ee prej co tady d\u011bl\u00e1me, \u017ee to nesm\u00edm, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b jedno napomenut\u00ed, a \u017ee tady kon\u010d\u00edm!&#8220; &#8222;M\u016f\u017ee\u0161 si za to s\u00e1m, nem\u00e1\u0161<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/06\/02\/zivot-je-jen-drsna-realita-3\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[132],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zivot-je-jen-drsna-realita"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}