{"id":17760,"date":"2008-05-25T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-25T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=17721"},"modified":"2008-05-25T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-25T13:00:00","slug":"bud-a-nebo-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/05\/25\/bud-a-nebo-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Bu\u010f a nebo 1."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>autorka: <strong>Backy<br \/><\/strong> betaread: <strong>Janule<br \/><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jdu se vykoupat!!&#8220; Ozvalo se n\u00e1hle z pokoje.<br \/>&#8222;B\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3\u017ee!&#8220; To u\u017e se zase nikdo do koupelny nedostane! St\u011b\u017eoval si dredat\u00fd kluk. &#8222;Ale dneska to tak nebude! P\u016fjdu ho tro\u0161ku prohnat!&#8220; xD<br \/>Bill si cht\u011bl sundat triko, ale vtom na n\u011bj sko\u010dil br\u00e1cha a strhl mu ho, kdy\u017e p\u0159i\u0161la chv\u00edle na sund\u00e1n\u00ed kalhot, Bill za\u010dal tro\u0161ku v\u00e1hat, proto si je sundal s\u00e1m a co se spodkama?? To nebyl probl\u00e9m. Za chvilku Bill le\u017eel nalo\u017een ve van\u011b a hov\u011bl si v teplou\u010dk\u00e9 vod\u011b, Toma to trochu vyz\u00fdvalo a tak se svl\u00e9knul tak\u00e9.<br \/>&#8222;Co to vyv\u00e1d\u00ed\u0161??!!!&#8220; Zak\u0159i\u010del udiven\u011b Bill, ale jen to do\u0159ekl, u\u017e m\u011bl Toma ve van\u011b.<br \/>&#8222;No jo, u\u017e nejsme tak mal\u00ed, abychom se ve\u0161li do t\u00fd vany, co?&#8220; Prohl\u00e1sil s \u00fa\u0161klebkem Tom.<br \/>Bill se cht\u011bl um\u00fdt, ale&#8230;.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>&#8222;Sakra!!!! Kde je m\u016fj sprch\u00e1\u010d??!&#8220; Zak\u0159i\u010del Bill, kdy\u017e se rozhl\u00e9dl po okraji vany, kde obvykle le\u017e\u00ed ve\u0161ker\u00fd v\u011bci nap\u0159.: \u0161ampony od A do Z, ve\u0161ker\u00fd sprch\u00e1\u010de, skleni\u010dky se \u0161ampa\u0148sk\u00fdm, miska s olivami apod. V podstat\u011b tam bylo asi 12 sprch\u00e1\u010d\u016f, ale Bill cht\u011bl ten sv\u016fj.<br \/>&#8222;Tak si ho bude\u0161 muset podat,&#8220; \u0159ekl vyz\u00fdvav\u011b Tom.<br \/>Bill z toho byl na v\u011btvi.<br \/>&#8222;Podat?! Podat?! Podat?!&#8220; Opakoval po\u0159\u00e1d, kdy\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b z jeho zara\u017een\u00e9ho ml\u010den\u00ed a opakov\u00e1n\u00ed slova Podat?! vypadlo srozumiteln\u00e9 slovo: &#8222;A,a,a,a,a ale v\u017edy\u0165 jsem nah\u00fd!!&#8220;<br \/>Tomovi zajisk\u0159ilo v o\u010d\u00edch. Mysl\u00ed si: <em>A o to jde, ale to si brou\u010dku je\u0161t\u011b nepochopil<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Bill si objal rukama ob\u011b kolena a p\u0159itisknul si je k obli\u010deji.<br \/>&#8222;No tak, Bille, v\u017edy\u0165 t\u011b nikdo neuvid\u00ed!&#8220; Povzbuzoval Billa Tom.<br \/>&#8222;Tak\u017ee ty jsi nikdo!!! To abych si to zapamatoval.&#8220;<br \/>&#8222;Bille! Nev\u017e\u00edrej se tolik do toho a padej si pro ten sprch\u00e1\u010d!!&#8220;<br \/>Billovi u\u017e nezb\u00fdvalo nic jin\u00e9ho ne\u017e se nat\u00e1hnout p\u0159es bratra k jeho sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148ce se sprch\u00e1\u010dema.<br \/>&#8222;Kone\u010dn\u011b jsem se vykoupal!&#8220; Prohl\u00e1sil Bill, kdy\u017e po 1 hodin\u011b vyl\u00e9zal z vany.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Jdeme chrup\u010dit, Tome! Z\u00edtra je ta gener\u00e1lka a a\u0165 nejsme unaven\u00ed!&#8220;<br \/>&#8222;OK! Dobrou, Bille!&#8220; Prohl\u00e1sil Tom a zalezl do pokoje, Bill toho sice \u010dekal v\u00edc, ale budi\u017e.<\/p>\n<p>Je to jako jin a jang, jedna strana \u010dern\u00e1, druh\u00e1 b\u00edl\u00e1, ale p\u0159esto pat\u0159\u00ed k sob\u011b.<br \/>Jeden spokojen\u011b sp\u00ed, ale ten druh\u00fd sed\u00ed na posteli a l\u00e1me si hlavu, co m\u00e1 s br\u00e1\u0161kou ud\u011blat.<\/p>\n<p>Po hodin\u011b vysed\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed se Tom rozhodnul, \u017ee si p\u016fjde lehnout, ale vzpomn\u011bl si, \u017ee na n\u011bco zapomn\u011bl. P\u0159i\u0161el k Billovi do pokoje a dal mu pusu na dobrou noc, ale tak, aby bratr nem\u011bl tu\u0161en\u00ed.<br \/>Potom si \u0161el lehnout a tak\u00e9 usnul.<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e1no, r\u00e1no, ran\u00ed\u010dko! R\u00e1no, r\u00e1no, ran\u00ed\u010dko, d\u0159\u00edv ne\u017e vyjde slun\u00ed\u010dko, d\u0159\u00edv ne\u017e vyjde slun\u00ed\u010dko, d\u0159\u00edv ne\u017e vyjde slun\u00ed\u010dko!!! Bill st\u00e1l v kuchyni a zp\u00edval si (to je tak\u00e9 jeden d\u016fvod pro\u010d Kaulitzovi nemaj\u00ed bud\u00edk XD) Tom se p\u0159i\u0161oural do kuchyn\u011b ke zp\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00edmu bratrovi a p\u0159es nesnesiteln\u00fd fale\u0161n\u00fd zp\u011bv zak\u0159i\u010del: &#8222;U\u017e dr\u017e hubu!&#8220; Bill se oto\u010dil na br\u00e1\u0161ku, zu\u0159iv\u011b se na n\u011bj pod\u00edval a nap\u00e1lil mu to p\u00e1nvi\u010dkou p\u0159\u00edmo do obli\u010deje.<br \/>&#8222;Tak vid\u00edm, \u017ee u\u017e jsi po sn\u00eddani Tome,&#8220; dodal Bill a ura\u017een\u011b odch\u00e1zel do sv\u00e9ho pokoje, a\u017e kdy\u017e u\u017e za\u0161el za roh do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku, let\u011bl jak p\u00edchl\u00fd sele, m\u00e1lem sl\u00edtnul na schodech, ale ani to jej nezastavilo. Tom si zat\u00edm sund\u00e1val pomalu omeletu z obli\u010deje, ale docela byl r\u00e1d, \u017ee Bill mu fl\u00e1knul tou p\u00e1nvi\u010dkou, neb\u00fdt jeho, tak je\u0161t\u011b te\u010f sp\u00ed. Bill vb\u011bhl do postele, svalil se do n\u00ed a za\u010dal se sm\u00e1t na cel\u00e9 kolo, ale za p\u00e1r minut se zvedl a pomyslel si: <em>To jsem asi trochu p\u0159ehnal, ale st\u00e1lo to za to. Mus\u00edm se mu j\u00edt co nejd\u0159\u00edve promluvit.<\/em> Ani se nep\u0159evl\u00e9kl a zase let\u011bl zp\u011bt k bratrovi, kter\u00fd si pr\u00e1v\u011b omyl sn\u00eddani z obli\u010deje. Bill se mu vrhl okolo krku a za\u010dal \u0159v\u00e1t: &#8222;Promi\u0148, Tom\u00ed\u010dku j\u00e1 to tak nemyslel!&#8220;<br \/>Dr\u017eel se Toma jak rukama tak i nohama, tak\u017ee ho Tom nesl. Bill se hanbou a provin\u011bn\u00edm rozbre\u010del na bratrov\u011b rameni. Tomovi nezb\u00fdvalo nic jin\u00e9ho ne\u017e ho odn\u00e9st do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku na gau\u010d, kde se s n\u00edm pohodln\u011b posadil a za\u010dal ho uklid\u0148ovat jako maminka mal\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b, kdy\u017e si od\u0159e koleno.<br \/>&#8222;Bill\u00ed?&#8220; zeptal se asi po 10-ti minut\u00e1ch bre\u010den\u00ed. &#8222;Asi bychom se m\u011bli p\u0159ipravit.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Bill si zabalil ta\u0161ku, namaloval se a \u0161el pomalu dol\u016f, kde u\u017e Tom netrp\u011bliv\u011b vy\u010dk\u00e1val.<br \/>&#8222;Tak p\u016fjdeme?&#8220; Zeptal se a \u010dernovlas\u00fd kluk jen lehce p\u0159ik\u00fdvnul.<\/p>\n<p>Tom si chlapsky sednul k volantu, vrazil kl\u00ed\u010dky do zapalov\u00e1n\u00ed a oto\u010dil. Auto nastartovalo, Tom pustil r\u00e1dio na pln\u00fd koule a jeli.<\/p>\n<p>autorka: <strong>Backy<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autorka: Backy betaread: Janule &#8222;Jdu se vykoupat!!&#8220; Ozvalo se n\u00e1hle z pokoje.&#8222;B\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3\u017ee!&#8220; To u\u017e se zase nikdo do koupelny nedostane! St\u011b\u017eoval si dredat\u00fd kluk. &#8222;Ale dneska to tak nebude! 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