{"id":18508,"date":"2008-04-12T21:57:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-12T20:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=18468"},"modified":"2008-04-12T21:57:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-12T20:57:00","slug":"pojd-a-prej-si-neco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/04\/12\/pojd-a-prej-si-neco\/","title":{"rendered":"Poj\u010f a p\u0159ej si n\u011bco!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><em>(A\/N): Nen\u00ed d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9, jestli v\u00e1s tento p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh zaujme, nebo unav\u00ed stereotypnost\u00ed. Ale p\u0159esto jsem se sna\u017eila na nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed m\u00edru. Tato pov\u00eddka je toti\u017e v\u011bnov\u00e1na Adu\u0161ce, k jej\u00edm narozenin\u00e1m \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/div>\n<div>&lt;&#8211;&gt;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ale Bille, poj\u010f&#8230; v\u017edy\u0165 je to moje nej k\u00e1mo\u0161ka&#8230;&#8220; sna\u017e\u00edm se urputn\u011b br\u00e1\u0161ku uprosit, aby \u0161el oslavit narozky m\u00e9 nej nej nej a je\u0161t\u011b jednou nej k\u00e1mo\u0161ky. Nev\u00edm, pro\u010d nechce j\u00edt. V\u017edy\u0165 ji oba zn\u00e1me tak dlouho&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;V\u017edy\u0165 jo! Tvoje! Tak si za n\u00ed b\u011b\u017e s\u00e1m, ne? J\u00e1 ji k \u017eivotu nepot\u0159ebuju!&#8220; a j\u00e9je, zase mu n\u011bco p\u0159elet\u011blo p\u0159es nos. Nebo st\u00e1le je\u0161t\u011b let\u00ed. To se na n\u00ed ur\u010dit\u011b je\u0161t\u011b zlob\u00ed za to, jak ji cht\u011bl pol\u00edbit a ona m\u00edsto toho utekla a on nakonec pol\u00edbil Andrease&#8230; yeah, cel\u00e1 na\u0161e parta z toho byla vytlemen\u00e1. M\u00e1m dokonce pocit, \u017ee jeden z n\u00e1s to vyfotil&#8230; nezapomenuteln\u00fd z\u00e1\u017eitek.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bill\u00ed\u0161ku, plosim, plosim, poj\u010f, dostane\u0161 pusinku od brat\u0159\u00ed\u010dka&#8230;&#8220; \u0159eknu jen tak na oko z legrace. &#8222;C-co?&#8220; zd\u00e1 se mi to, nebo z\u010dervenal? Hmm, by nebylo \u0161patn\u00fd mu d\u00e1t pusu, nebo je\u0161t\u011b l\u00e9pe francouz\u00e1ka&#8230; ohh&#8230; stop! O \u010dem to p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm?! &#8222;V\u00ed\u0161 jak to myslim,&#8220; nerv\u00f3zn\u011b se podrbu za krkem, hehe. &#8222;tak p\u0159eci poj\u010f, j\u00e1 u\u017e sem j\u00ed to toti\u017e sl\u00edbil a ona u\u017e s n\u00e1m-&#8220; &#8222;Co\u017ee?!!! Sl\u00edbil? J\u00c1 nic nikomu nesliboval! Tohle je vrchol! Nikam nejdu!&#8220; nasran\u011b odch\u00e1z\u00ed sm\u011br sv\u016fj pokoj s d\u016frazem na slovo j\u00e1. To sem tomu zase dal&#8230; ale tou prdelkou jak krout\u00ed, wow, takov\u00e1 akor\u00e1t do ruky nebo rovnou na&#8230; hej! Hlavo! My\u0161lenky moje! J\u00e1 nechci b\u00fdt n\u011bjakej inces\u0165\u00e1k krvesmilnej! &#8230; I kdy\u017e&#8230; co t\u0159eba na n\u011bj omylem spadnout a pak ho pol\u00edbit jako\u017ee t\u0159eba sem si ho spletl s- &#8230; Ale Tome te\u010f u\u017e v\u00e1\u017en\u011b dost!<\/div>\n<div>&#8230; To asi bude z toho nedostatku sexu, u\u017e t\u00fdden bez n\u011bjak\u00e9 holky&#8230; Pitom\u00e1 s\u00e1zka, a je\u0161t\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed dva to mus\u00edm vydr\u017eet&#8230; I Bill z toho m\u011bl legraci, \u017ee to za \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fdch okolnost\u00ed nespln\u00edm, ale j\u00e1 mu to nat\u0159u! Jako \u017ee se Tom Kaulitz jmenuju!!!<\/div>\n<div>Mno&#8230; ale te\u010f bych m\u011bl p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let nad strategi\u00ed, jak jej tam dostat&#8230; to bude obt\u00ed\u017en\u00e9&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bill\u00ed?&#8220; p\u0159ilep\u00edm se na dve\u0159e a zkou\u0161\u00edm to na Billa s mil\u00fdm hl\u00e1skem. T\u0159eba to zabere, na to moje ko\u0165\u00e1tko&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Co je?!&#8220; ozve se otr\u00e1ven\u00fd hlas. Mno jo, nem\u011bl by zapom\u00ednat, \u017ee br\u00e1\u0161ku m\u00e1 jen jednoho, tak by si jej m\u011bl h\u00fd\u010dkat&#8230; ale to se te\u010f ned\u011bje. &#8222;Plos\u00edm&#8230; \u017ee p\u016fjde\u0161?&#8220; za\u0161krabk\u00e1m nehty po dve\u0159\u00edch. Hmm&#8230; na kot\u011b se mus\u00ed po kocourkovsku&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne!&#8220; za\u0159ve a vrcholem toho je, \u017ee sly\u0161\u00edm jak op\u011bt rozb\u00edj\u00ed n\u00e1bytek. V\u00e1\u017en\u011b nev\u00edm, jak mu m\u00e1m vysv\u011btlit, \u017ee nem\u00e1me po\u0159\u00e1d pen\u00edze na novej&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bille, jestli to rozbije\u0161, tak ti m\u00e1ma zatrhne \u0161minky, v\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee te\u010f nem\u00e1me moc pen\u011bz?&#8220; zv\u00e1\u017en\u00edm. T\u0159eba mu to u\u017e docvakne&#8230; ach, ta jeho tvrdohlavost&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;V\u00e1\u017en\u011b?&#8220; ozve se t\u011bsn\u011b za dve\u0159mi l\u00edsav\u00fd hl\u00e1sek. \u00c1! Jsem na dobr\u00e9 cest\u011b! &#8222;Jo, v\u00e1\u017en\u011b! A ty v\u00ed\u0161, jak by si stra\u0161n\u011b bez nich p\u0159ece vypadal, \u017ee?&#8220; teda popravd\u011b vypad\u00e1 l\u00e9pe bez l\u00ed\u010den\u00ed, ale co se d\u00e1 d\u011blat. Jemu se jen tak n\u011bco nevymluv\u00ed. &#8222;A dopr!&#8220; ozve se tlumen\u011b. Hmm&#8230; Bille nechci ti nic \u0159\u00edkat, ale jestli si zni\u010dil ten &#8211; mimochodem hnusnej &#8211; bud\u00edk od babi\u010dky, tak bude\u0161 bez \u0161mink\u016f nejm\u00ed\u0148 m\u011bs\u00edc&#8230; maminka ho m\u011bla moc r\u00e1da, byl jej\u00ed obl\u00edben\u00fd&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;T\u0159eba ti n\u011bjak\u00fd pen\u00edze p\u016fj\u010d\u00edm, na ta tv\u00e1 malov\u00e1tka, ale&#8230;&#8220; &#8222;V\u00e1\u017en\u011b?&#8220; sko\u010d\u00ed mi do \u0159e\u010di. Tak te\u010f jsi, Bille, v pasti. &#8222;&#8230;ale p\u016fjde\u0161 se mnou za Lisou.&#8220; ticho. Hmm&#8230; brat\u0159\u00ed\u010dek p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed! Te\u010f bych se divil, kdyby to nevy\u0161lo, bez t\u011bch sv\u00fdch up\u00ed\u0159\u00edch st\u00edn\u016f by nedal ani r\u00e1nu&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne!&#8220; ozve se rozhodn\u00fdm hlasem. &#8222;To rad\u0161i budu chodit jako vyblit\u00e1 opice, ne\u017e abych vlezl jen na pr\u00e1h jej\u00edho domu!&#8220; a sakra, tak s t\u00edm jsem absolutn\u011b nepo\u010d\u00edtal&#8230; Co te\u010f?<\/div>\n<div>Tak\u017ee Tom Kaulitz asi p\u0159eci jen nebude tak chytr\u00fd, do\u0161ly mi n\u00e1pady, a to je skute\u010dn\u011b ne moc dobr\u00e1 situace&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A t\u0159eba \u017ee bych ti d\u00e1val do konce roku ve\u0161ker\u00e9 sv\u00e9 kapesn\u00e9?&#8220; &#8222;Ne!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Do konce roku bych plnit v\u0161echna tv\u00e1 p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed a chodil s tebou na n\u00e1kupy?&#8220; &#8222;Ne!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Po\u0159\u00eddil bych ti skv\u011blou viz\u00e1\u017eistku, anebo skv\u011blou holku, kter\u00e1 by t\u011b milovala nesmrtelnou l\u00e1skou?&#8220; &#8222;Ne!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ud\u011blal bych ti alibi, a\u017e se t\u0159eba bude\u0161 cht\u00edt s n\u011bkterou vyspat, tak aby m\u00e1ma nezjistila \u017ee si pry\u010d?&#8220; &#8222;NE!!!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Mohl by sis cokoliv p\u0159\u00e1t a j\u00e1 bych to v\u017edy za\u0159\u00eddil?&#8220; &#8222;Ne!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Ajaj, te\u010f mi nasadil brouka do hlavy. Co v tom v\u011bz\u00ed? M\u00e1m takovej divnej pocit, \u017ee jsem vy\u010derpal definitivn\u011b v\u0161echny sv\u00e9 n\u00e1pady. Co\u017e se mi moc \u010dasto nest\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/div>\n<div>Mno nic, tak si zat\u00edm zapnu bednu, ne\u017e si to rozmysl\u00ed&#8230; budu muset po\u010dkat, a\u017e Bill vyp\u011bn\u00ed a uv\u011bdom\u00ed si, co v\u0161e bych mu pop\u0159\u00edpad\u011b splnil, kdyby tam \u0161el.<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;&gt; <em>o p\u016fl hodinu pozd\u011bji<\/em> &lt;&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Sly\u0161\u00edm, nebo sp\u00edm? Bill jde do kuchyn\u011b? Wow! To je moje p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost!<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ehm, Bille?&#8220; za\u010dnu opatrn\u011b. Nabub\u0159el\u00fd v\u00fdraz se mu z obli\u010deje pon\u011bkud nevytratil. T\u0159eba neum\u00ed n\u011bmecky, a tak mi nerozum\u00ed&#8230; &#8222;Hmm?&#8220; ten m\u00e1 ale vysokou z\u00e1sobu, a to \u017ee m\u00e1 b\u00fdt frontman na\u0161\u00ed budouc\u00ed skupiny&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A co tedy chce\u0161 dostat, aby si tam \u0161el?&#8220; ud\u011bl\u00e1m na n\u011bj takov\u00fd ty o\u010di\u010dka, jak se v\u017edycky sna\u017e\u00edm n\u011bkoho p\u0159emluvit. &#8222;Tebe.&#8220; kecne klidn\u011b. Uhmm&#8230; nem\u00e1m j\u00edt k u\u0161n\u00edmu? &#8222;C-co?&#8220; pod\u00edv\u00e1m se na n\u011bj pro zm\u011bnu vyd\u011b\u0161en\u011b a p\u0159em\u00edt\u00e1m, s jak\u00fdm v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdm a klidn\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem to \u0159ekl. &#8222;Nic.&#8220; \u0159ekne op\u011bt stejn\u011b tak. To si ze m\u011b d\u011bl\u00e1 -p\u00edp-p\u00edp-p\u00edp- nebo to mysl\u00ed v\u00e1\u017en\u011b? N\u011bkdy m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee tohle nen\u00ed m\u016fj br\u00e1cha, ale jak\u00fdsi mimozem\u0161\u0165an&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak a\u017e si to rozmysl\u00ed\u0161, tak \u0159ekni,&#8220; \u0159eknu klidn\u011b. Dneska asi Billovi nic z hlavy nevy\u010dtu, dneska mi asi zkratoval p\u0159\u00edjem telepatick\u00fdch my\u0161lenek. Co\u017e je v\u00e1\u017en\u011b blb\u00fd.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nebo&#8230;&#8220; \u0161eptne si pro sebe. \u00c1 super! \u017de u\u017e by si vstal z p\u0159isedl\u00e9ho veden\u00ed a zredukoval v hlav\u011b to, co jsem mu p\u0159ed takovou p\u016fl ho\u010fkou \u0159ekl? Je to mo\u017en\u00e9. &#8222;No?&#8220; r\u00e1zem k n\u011bmu p\u0159isko\u010d\u00edm a usm\u00edv\u00e1m se od ucha k uchu. Te\u010f m\u00e1m vyhr\u00e1no!<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;&#8230; bych mohl j\u00edt dneska na n\u00e1kupy!&#8220; \u00e9\u00e9\u00e9&#8230; asi se mi n\u011bco stane. &#8222;Bille&#8230;&#8220; zasku\u010d\u00edm zklaman\u011b. &#8222;to nemysl\u00ed\u0161 v\u00e1\u017en\u011b&#8230;&#8220; \u0159eknu je\u0161t\u011b otr\u00e1ven\u011bji. &#8222;Pro\u010d ne? Je zrovna hnusn\u011b, to se bude nakupovat jedna radost,&#8220; co to zase pl\u00e1c\u00e1?<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bille! Ale j\u00e1 sem j\u00ed to sl\u00edbil!&#8220; dojde mi trp\u011blivost. Za dv\u011b ho\u010fky u\u017e tam m\u00e1me b\u00fdt a z toho plyne, \u017ee mi na ukec\u00e1n\u00ed bratra moc \u010dasu nezb\u00fdv\u00e1. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b m\u011b\u0159eno v\u016f\u010di jeho tvrdohlavosti.<\/div>\n<div>Bill se m\u00edsto odpov\u011bdi napije koly, kterou po celou dobu dr\u017eel v ruce. Hmm&#8230; sem si nev\u0161iml&#8230; ale ta kapka, co mu te\u010f st\u00e9k\u00e1 od rt\u016f sm\u011brem dol\u016f&#8230; mlask, &#8230; tu bych sl\u00edzl jedna radost&#8230; ty jo, j\u00e1 slint\u00e1m, a ten postoj, ruka protestn\u011b zalo\u017eena v bok, jedna jeho \u0161t\u00edhl\u00e1 no\u017ei\u010dka pokr\u010den\u00e1&#8230; dopr\u010dic, j\u00e1 fakt slint\u00e1m! Kdyby to byla holka, tak bych ho tu na m\u00edst\u011b p\u0159efikl! &#8230; a j\u00e9je, u\u017e mi zase hrabe. Asi tu dneska m\u00e1me n\u011bjak\u00fd ru\u0161iv\u00fd sign\u00e1ly, nebo n\u00e1s fakticky p\u0159ed\u011blali mimozem\u0161\u0165an\u00e9. Ani bych se nedivil. P\u00e1r kilometr\u016f odsu\u010f pr\u00fd p\u0159ist\u00e1lo jak\u00e9si vesm\u00edrn\u00e9 t\u011bleso a dneska to maj\u00ed v\u011bdci zkoumat.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tome?&#8220; vyslov\u00ed t\u00e1zav\u011b, ale v t\u011bch jeho o\u010d\u00edch je takov\u00e1 ta odhodlanost a&#8230; u\u017e mi hr\u00e1blo. &#8222;No?&#8220; jist\u011b, dod\u00e1m tomu kapku a \u0159eknu to jak n\u011bjakej sexistickej \u00fachyl. Co si o mn\u011b mus\u00ed br\u00e1\u0161ka myslet, \u017ee sem na kluky, a \u017ee z nedostatku sexu nabaluju u\u017e i jeho&#8230; uv\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1&#8230; mno to je stra\u0161nej den&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nechce\u0161 t\u0159eba pozorovat t\u00e1mhletu d\u016fchodkyni? M\u011b t\u00edm pohledem vzru\u0161uje\u0161 a za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 se mi jako zvedat, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee by si rad\u0161i m\u011bl pozorovat tu sousedku&#8230;&#8220; uff, nejsem tu dnes jedin\u00fd, komu hrabe na maj\u00e1k.<\/div>\n<div>Teda&#8230; co\u017ee? Co to \u0159ekl???! \u00c1\u00e1\u00e1! Pom\u00f3c! Tak\u017ee \u00fachyl je i m\u016fj br\u00e1cha! Napadli n\u00e1s mimozem\u0161\u0165an\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9!!! &#8222;Ehh&#8230; sorry, jenom jsem se zasnil&#8230;&#8220; \u0159ekne om\u00e1men\u011b a v jedn\u00e9 vte\u0159in\u011b zmiz\u00ed v koupeln\u011b. To byl fofr&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bille?&#8220; p\u0159ijdu za n\u00edm do koupelny. Norm\u00e1ln\u011b, on si ho hon\u00ed&#8230; a &#8230; a&#8230; m\u011b to vzru\u0161uje&#8230; to je blb\u00fd&#8230; v\u017edy\u0165 je to kluk a nejenom to, je\u0161t\u011b je m\u016fj mlad\u0161\u00ed sladkej brat\u0159\u00ed\u010dek! M\u00edsto t\u00e9 p\u00e1rty bych si dnes asi s br\u00e1chou m\u011bl zaj\u00edt k n\u011bjak\u00fdmu psychou\u0161ovi. &#8222;Uhm&#8230; co pot\u0159ebuje\u0161? Hehe!&#8220; celej zrudne, jakmile zaregistruje mou p\u0159\u00edtomnost a rychle si zapne rifle. Mnn&#8230; mohl by to klidn\u011b zopakovat&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Pro\u010d tam nechce\u0161 j\u00edt?&#8220; nev\u00edm, co to do m\u011b vjelo, ale t\u011bsn\u011b k n\u011bmu p\u0159ijdu a pohlad\u00edm jej po tv\u00e1\u0159i&#8230; m\u00e1 ji jemnou jako samet&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J-j\u00e1&#8230; Tome&#8230; j\u00e1&#8230;&#8220; kokt\u00e1. U\u017e jsem si asi vstal z telepatick\u00fdch vln&#8230; &#8222;P\u0161\u0161t,&#8220; p\u0159ilo\u017e\u00edm mu ukazov\u00e1\u010dek na \u00fasta, kter\u00fd v m\u017eiku vyst\u0159\u00eddaj\u00ed moje rty. Pol\u00edb\u00edm jej. Nemysl\u00edm na n\u00e1sledky, ale v\u00edm, \u017ee m\u016fj br\u00e1\u0161ka je lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ta tuna slepic, kter\u00e9 na to \u0161ly bez ostychu rychle&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tome&#8230; j\u00e1 t\u011b asi&#8230;&#8220; &#8222;V\u00edm, co mysl\u00ed\u0161&#8230; nikam nemus\u00edme chodit, budeme dnes spolu&#8230;&#8220; &#8222;Ale co Lisa? \u0158\u00edkal si \u017ee&#8230;&#8220; mluv\u00ed trhan\u011b a stra\u0161n\u011b rozru\u0161en\u011b. Jeho t\u011blo se za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 touhou t\u0159\u00e1st a j\u00e1 m\u00e1m pocit, jestli se tohoto stvo\u0159en\u00ed aspo\u0148 na chv\u00edli op\u011bt v\u00edce nedotknu, asi um\u0159u touhou&#8230; co se to se mnou d\u011bje? Co se to s n\u00e1mi d\u011bje?<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To je jedno&#8230; Bille, \u0159ekni mi, nesn\u00edm?&#8220; bu\u010f to je to velice smysln\u00fd sen, anebo n\u00e1dhern\u00e1 realita&#8230; &#8222;Ne&#8230;&#8220; pohlad\u00ed m\u011b po tv\u00e1\u0159i. Ale s takovou n\u011b\u017enost\u00ed&#8230; tak n\u011b\u017en\u00fd ke mn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b nikdo nebyl&#8230; nech\u00e1pu, jak jsem si toho stvo\u0159en\u00ed nemohl v\u0161imnout, sedmn\u00e1ct let jej m\u00e1m vedle sebe a nedojde mi, \u017ee je to ten (d\u0159\u00edve bych \u0159ekl ta), kter\u00e9ho po cel\u00fd \u017eivot hled\u00e1m&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Nevydr\u017e\u00edm to a na Billa se vrhnu.<\/div>\n<div>&#8212;&gt; <em>z d\u016fvodu nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9ho obsahu je tato \u010d\u00e1st vynech\u00e1na<\/em> &lt;&#8212;<\/div>\n<div>Ano, milovali jsme se. Ale s takovou n\u011b\u017enost\u00ed&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tome, nebyl to jen tv\u016fj \u00falet?&#8220; po\u0161ept\u00e1 mi Bill do ou\u0161ka. &#8222;Nebyl, j-j\u00e1&#8230; j\u00e1 t\u011b miluju!&#8220; vy\u0159knu nikdy ne\u0159e\u010den\u00e9. Jsem si t\u00edm jist\u00fd. &#8222;J\u00e1 tebe tak\u00e9, a u\u017e dlouho&#8230;&#8220; mus\u00edm se tomu n\u011b\u017en\u00e9mu, romantick\u00e9mu stvo\u0159en\u00ed pod\u00edvat do o\u010di\u010dek&#8230; ta l\u00e1ska v nich&#8230; vypadaj\u00ed m\u00e9 o\u010di taky tak? Ano, jsme p\u0159eci dvoj\u010data&#8230; a city tentokr\u00e1t neskryji&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tome, v\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee si poru\u0161il tu s\u00e1zku?&#8220; u\u0161kl\u00edbne se a v jeho o\u010d\u00edch zaho\u0159\u00ed plam\u00ednek. &#8222;Jo, ale to se nikdo nemus\u00ed dozv\u011bd\u011bt, \u017ee?&#8220; \u0161ibalsky se usm\u011bji a dnes jej nejm\u00ed\u0148 po tis\u00edcekr\u00e1t\u00e9 pol\u00edb\u00edm.<\/div>\n<div>Nikdy jej neopust\u00edm&#8230;<\/div>\n<div><em>-&gt; By Shellayn for Aduska x) Happy birthday 8)<br \/><\/em><br \/>autor: <strong>Shellayn<\/strong><br \/>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(A\/N): Nen\u00ed d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9, jestli v\u00e1s tento p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh zaujme, nebo unav\u00ed stereotypnost\u00ed. Ale p\u0159esto jsem se sna\u017eila na nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed m\u00edru. Tato pov\u00eddka je toti\u017e v\u011bnov\u00e1na Adu\u0161ce, k jej\u00edm narozenin\u00e1m \ud83d\ude42 &lt;&#8211;&gt; &#8222;Ale Bille, poj\u010f&#8230; v\u017edy\u0165 je to moje nej k\u00e1mo\u0161ka&#8230;&#8220; sna\u017e\u00edm se urputn\u011b<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/04\/12\/pojd-a-prej-si-neco\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ff-jednodilky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}