{"id":19092,"date":"2008-03-31T18:53:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T17:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=19051"},"modified":"2008-03-31T18:53:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T17:53:00","slug":"kdesi-v-prirode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/03\/31\/kdesi-v-prirode\/","title":{"rendered":"Kdesi v p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Jednou takhle v lese,<\/div>\n<div>n\u011bco se tam t\u0159ese.<\/div>\n<div>Kdo to jenom m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt?<\/div>\n<div>Co v kalhot\u00e1ch m\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt?<\/div>\n<div>\u0158\u00edk\u00e1m ti: Ty \u0161mejde!<\/div>\n<div>V\u016fbec mi to nejde.<\/div>\n<div>Koukej hlavou kejvnout,<\/div>\n<div>svou prdelkou hejbnout.<\/div>\n<div>Kdy\u017e dostane\u0161 jedni\u010dku,<\/div>\n<div>zazp\u00edv\u00e1m ti p\u00edsni\u010dku.<\/div>\n<div>Nechci sly\u0161et zp\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed,<\/div>\n<div>jen tv\u00e9 kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 vzdych\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>Zn\u00e1silnil jsem br\u00e1\u0161ku,<\/div>\n<div>po po\u017eit\u00ed pr\u00e1\u0161ku.<\/div>\n<div>Zapil jsem to alkoholem,<\/div>\n<div>prot\u00e1h jsem ho cel\u00fdm polem.<\/div>\n<div>Po tomhletom fl\u00e1mu,<\/div>\n<div>hlavu si nel\u00e1mu.<\/div>\n<div>Hul\u00e1kal jak na lesy,<\/div>\n<div>j\u00e1 m\u00e1m z toho depresi.<\/div>\n<div>Kousal jsem ho do ou\u0161ka,<\/div>\n<div>toho m\u00fdho drahou\u0161ka.<\/div>\n<div>Zm\u011b\u0159il jsem si m\u00edry,<\/div>\n<div>a str\u010dil ho do d\u00edry.<\/div>\n<div>Snad u\u017e t\u011b to nebol\u00ed,<\/div>\n<div>vztek za chv\u00edli povol\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>Prdel bol\u00ed m\u011b u\u017e moc,<\/div>\n<div>p\u00edchal m\u011b celej den a noc.<\/div>\n<div>Rychle z d\u00edry ven,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:left\">ne\u017e bude soudnej den &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>autor: <strong>An\u017e\u00ed<\/strong>, <strong>Neilinka<\/strong><br \/>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jednou takhle v lese, n\u011bco se tam t\u0159ese. Kdo to jenom m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt? Co v kalhot\u00e1ch m\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt? \u0158\u00edk\u00e1m ti: Ty \u0161mejde! V\u016fbec mi to nejde. Koukej hlavou kejvnout, svou prdelkou hejbnout. Kdy\u017e dostane\u0161 jedni\u010dku, zazp\u00edv\u00e1m ti p\u00edsni\u010dku. Nechci sly\u0161et zp\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed, jen<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/03\/31\/kdesi-v-prirode\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19092"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19092\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}