{"id":19137,"date":"2008-03-30T16:23:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T15:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=19096"},"modified":"2008-03-30T16:23:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T15:23:00","slug":"kinderky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/03\/30\/kinderky\/","title":{"rendered":"Kinderky"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><a href=\"http:\/\/file016.mylivepage.com\/chunk16\/93805\/57\/schnappi%20krokod%C3%BDl%20%28n%C4%9Bmecky%29.mp3?982987462\">Tady<\/a> <em>je odkaz na p\u00edsni\u010dku.<\/em><\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Je\u017ei\u0161i&#8230; J\u00fcrg\u00ed\u00ed&#8230; u\u017e to na m\u011b jaksi leze\u2026 aau&#8230; d\u011blej n\u011bco, sakra!! To chce\u0161, abych tady porodila na t\u011bch melounech!?!&#8230;&#8220; sly\u0161\u00edm jak n\u011bjak\u00e1 zoufal\u00e1 \u017eensk\u00e1 \u0159ve na cel\u00fd Penny market\u2026 Jako nechci se do toho n\u011bjak extra moc montovat, ale taky bych cht\u011bl j\u00edt u\u017e ven!!! Za 1. sem tady u\u017e p\u011bkn\u011b dlouho a u\u017e m\u011b to tu v\u016fbec nebav\u00ed.. Za 2. ten &#8222;chl\u00e1pek&#8220; p\u0159ede mnou, co na m\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d hled\u00ed, u\u017e m\u011b taky p\u011bkn\u011b znerv\u00f3z\u0148uje\u2026 no, v\u00edc m\u011b \u0161tve ta zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed hadice, kter\u00e1 spojuje m\u016fj pup\u00edk s t\u00edm jeho\u2026 tak\u017ee se nem\u016f\u017eu po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b hnout&#8230; a v\u016fbec&#8230; je tady stra\u0161n\u011b m\u00e1lo m\u00edsta a chci u\u017e pry\u010d&#8230; nem\u00edn\u00edm d\u00e1le sn\u00e1\u0161et ten z\u00e1ke\u0159n\u00fd pohled t\u00fdpka vedle m\u011b\u2026 cht\u011bl bych mu i n\u011bco \u0159\u00edct, ale jaksi nem\u016f\u017eu otev\u0159\u00edt pusinu\u2026 No, je to prost\u011b v\u0161eobecn\u011b moc divn\u00e9 a nech\u00e1pu to\u2026 ALE CHCI U\u017d VEEEN!!!&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Simone\u2026 no t\u00e1\u00e1k&#8230; tla\u010d&#8230; neboj\u2026 sna\u017e se\u2026 u\u017e to budee&#8230; za chv\u00edli uvid\u00edm hlavi\u010dku&#8230;&#8220; &#8222;Aaaaaaaaaaa\u2026.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Je\u017ei\u0161 to je pech\u2026 u\u017e hodnou dobu to tady se mnou i s kolegou h\u00e1z\u00ed z jedn\u00e9 strany na druhou\u2026 nel\u00edb\u00ed se mi to&#8230; ta hadice je nebezpe\u010dn\u00e1\u2026 sem se na n\u00ed te\u010f skoro ob\u011bsil\u2026 hele&#8230; co to je todle!?! &#8230; je to sv\u011btlo\u2026 panebo\u017ee&#8230; tohle je ak\u010dn\u00ed\u2026 za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m se fakt b\u00e1t\u2026 v\u0161iml jsem si kolegy, jak na m\u011b zoufale m\u00e1v\u00e1\u2026 celkem jsem si ho za ten \u010das i obl\u00edbil, ch\u0148apnul jsem ho za n\u011bco, co jsem doposud neum\u011bl identifikovat a stisknul\u2026 nev\u011bd\u011bli jsme co p\u0159ijde&#8230; a\u017e kdy\u017e m\u011b n\u011bco chytlo, pochopil jsem\u2026 jdeme pryyy\u010d\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Pan\u00ed Kaulitzov\u00e1, tohle bude komplikovan\u00fd porod\u2026 hlava d\u00edt\u011bte se zasekla a nejde s n\u00ed hnout&#8230; jako kdyby se d\u00edt\u011b silou moc\u00ed dr\u017eelo a necht\u011blo ven! Jestli okam\u017eit\u011b nepovol\u00ed, budeme nuceni ud\u011blat to c\u00edsa\u0159sk\u00fdm \u0159ezem\u2026&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Jejda\u2026 j\u00e1 jsem skoro venku\u2026 pro\u010d se mnou ten o\u0161kliv\u00fd tvor po\u0159\u00e1d tak lomcuje? To m\u011b nem\u016f\u017ee norm\u00e1ln\u011b vyt\u00e1hnout? Z toho velk\u00e9ho zmatku jsem sta\u010dil zaregistrovat m\u00e9ho par\u0165\u00e1ka, kter\u00fd m\u011b siln\u011b t\u00e1h\u00e1 zp\u00e1tky do na\u0161\u00ed katakomby. U\u017e jsem se fakt na\u0161tval&#8230; p\u011bkn\u011b jsem ho pustil a protla\u010dil ho nam\u00edsto m\u011b do otvoru se sv\u011btlem&#8230; V tom momentu mi zmizel z dohledu\u2026 tak a za moji velikou dobrosrde\u010dnost tady te\u010f z\u016fstanu kysnout s\u00e1m\u2026 super\u2026 to je teda fakt \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd!!<\/div>\n<div>__Hlasit\u00fd \u0159ev se rozl\u00e9hal porodnic\u00ed..__<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Gratulujeme, maminko&#8230; m\u00e1te kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho zdrav\u00e9ho chlape\u010dka\u2026&#8220; \u0159ekl doktor a vlo\u017eil novorozen\u00e9 miminko mamince do n\u00e1ru\u010de\u2026 v\u011bnovala mu laskav\u00fd \u00fasm\u011bv&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;V\u00edt\u00e1m t\u011b na sv\u011bte, Tome,&#8220; \u0159ekla a prstem ho jemn\u011b po\u0161imrala po l\u00edci\u2026 nesta\u010dila \u0159\u00edct u\u017e nic v\u00edc, proto\u017ee druh\u00e9 bejby u\u017e se taky hl\u00e1silo o p\u0159\u00edze\u0148&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Hal\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3\u2026 sly\u0161\u00ed m\u011b n\u011bkd\u00f3\u00f3\u2026 j\u00e1 chci taky ven!!! Jak dlouho m\u011b tady je\u0161t\u011b chcete nechat!?!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>j\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9j, u\u017e si jdou pro m\u011b&#8230; kone\u010dn\u011b\u2026 sbohem katakombo\u2026 hele, ale tohle si beru\u2026 nechte mi to!! To je moje hadice!!!! N\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9!!! Oni mi ust\u0159ihli kousek t\u011bla!! Hnus\u00e1ci!!!!! (ale tak nechyb\u00ed mi to)&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Sest\u0159i, d\u011blejte z\u00e1pis: jm\u00e9no &#8211; Tom Kaulitz&#8230; datum a \u010das narozen\u00ed &#8211; 1.9.; 10:32\u2026 a dvoj\u010de \u2026 jm\u00e9no &#8211; ???&#8230; jak\u00e9 m\u00e1 ten druh\u00fd kluk jm\u00e9no??&#8230;.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bill,&#8220; za\u0161eptala maminka, kdy\u017e po \u00famorn\u00e9m porodu pohladila sv\u00e9 druh\u00e9 n\u00e1dhern\u00e9 miminko po tv\u00e1\u0159i\u010dce\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jm\u00e9no &#8211; Bill Kaulitz, datum a \u010das narozen\u00ed &#8211; 1.9.; 10:42\u2026 T\u00e1\u00e1k dvoj\u010d\u00e1tka,&#8220; \u0159ekl doktor, kdy\u017e se nahnul nad postel\u2026 &#8222;Po tom, co jste tady dneska p\u0159edvedli, to vy dva rozhodn\u011b v \u017eivot\u011b daleko dot\u00e1hnete\u2026&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo jasn\u011b, ty to taky daleko dot\u00e1hne\u0161, ale neud\u011blal bys blb\u011b, kdybys mi te\u010f dal n\u011bco naj\u00edst&#8230; proto\u017ee jsem tak hladovej, \u017ee bych sn\u011bd i moji m\u00e1mu\u2026 Jo, to je ta hodn\u00e1 pan\u00ed, na kter\u00e9 te\u010f le\u017e\u00edm a odpo\u010d\u00edv\u00e1m&#8230; No, tak d\u00e1\u0161 nebo ne? Ten \u010dlov\u011bk m\u011b snad nesly\u0161\u00ed nebo co?!! &#8222;H\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9j!!&#8220;&#8230; a?&#8230; u\u017e zbyst\u0159il\u2026zkus\u00edm to je\u0161t\u011b jednou\u2026. &#8222;U\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1!!&#8220;&#8230; zab\u00edr\u00e1&#8230; lidi ono m\u011b to vn\u00edm\u00e1\u2026 tak te\u010f mi dej hezky napapat!!&#8230; jo a abych nezapomn\u011bl, tady m\u00e9mu hmm\u2026 partnerovi taky!!! Proto\u017ee je to m\u016fj br\u00e1\u0161ulda a j\u00e1 ho m\u00e1m r\u00e1d!!! Tak honem, \u0161up\u0161up!! M\u016fj br\u00e1\u0161ka\u2026 jak jsem mu za\u010dal odte\u010f \u0159\u00edkat&#8230; um\u00ed ur\u010dit\u011b \u010d\u00edst my\u0161lenky&#8230; mrknul na m\u011b kr\u00e1sn\u011b kukadlama a natahoval za mnou tu jeho malou packu\u2026 (jako kdybych j\u00e1 m\u011bl n\u011bjakou velikou :))\u2026 ale nevad\u00ed. Dlouho jsem nep\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel\u2026 \u0165uknul jsem ho prst\u00edkem&#8230; a pokusil se na n\u011bho ud\u011blat to, co na n\u00e1s d\u011blaj\u00ed ty sest\u0159i\u010dky cel\u00fd \u010das\u2026 (\u00fasm\u011bv)\u2026 Moc se mi to asi nepovedlo, proto\u017ee v moment\u011b m\u00e9ho sna\u017een\u00ed, ke mn\u011b p\u0159ib\u011bhlo p\u011bt doktor\u016f a ptali se m\u011b, co m\u011b bol\u00ed\u2026 Byl jsem v\u00e1\u017en\u011b na\u0161tvan\u00fd\u2026 oto\u010dil jsem hlavu zp\u011bt na m\u00e9ho br\u00e1\u0161ku\u2026 zah\u00e1kli jsme se prst\u00edkama a dlouho na sebe koukali\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bill\u00edsku, psssst&#8230; Tom\u00edsek spink\u00e1\u00e1,&#8220; \u0161ept\u00e1 mi m\u00e1ma po chv\u00edli do ucha\u2026 Prd spink\u00e1&#8230; on to jenom p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1&#8230; ale to vy nevid\u00edte&#8230; to v\u00edm jenom j\u00e1\u2026 a on taky v\u00ed, \u017ee to v\u00edm\u2026 dr\u017e\u00edm ho\u2026 a nepust\u00edm ho&#8230; my jsme br\u00e1\u0161kov\u00e9 a budeme dr\u017eet nav\u017edy spolu&#8230; jo nav\u017edy\u2026<\/div>\n<div>__O n\u011bco pozd\u011bji__<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Hele, Tome&#8230; ned\u00e1vej \u0161i ty \u0161tejn\u00e9 kalhoty jako j\u00e1!!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8220; Kluc\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u2026 kde jste&#8230; poj\u010fte rychle dol\u016f sfouknout sv\u00ed\u010dky&#8230; u\u017e tady na v\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1me,&#8220; k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed m\u00e1ma z ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bill\u00ed, honem, dne\u0161ka m\u00e1me najozeniny&#8230; nem\u016f\u017eeme p\u0161ij\u00edt pozd\u011b\u2026&#8220; znerv\u00f3zn\u011bl Tom.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tom\u00ed, po\u010dkej na m\u011b.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Co tam d\u011bj\u00e1\u0161?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00e1 ti chyst\u00e1m d\u00e1je\u010dek,&#8220; prozradil se Bill\u00edk a nemotorn\u011b zabaloval mali\u010dk\u00e9ho ply\u0161ov\u00e9ho pejs\u00e1nka\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty jsi hodn\u00fd, Bill\u00ed\u2026 ale j\u00e1 pro tebe nem\u00e1m d\u00e1je\u010dek\u2026&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To nevad\u00ed&#8230; j\u00e1 ti ho d\u00e1v\u00e1m pjoto, pjoto\u017ee t\u011b m\u00e1m l\u00e1d!!&#8220; \u0159ekl Bill a roztomile se p\u0159i tom usm\u00e1l.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bille, j\u00e1 t\u011b m\u00e1m taky l\u00e1\u00e1d!! Co ti teda m\u00e1m d\u00e1t jako d\u00e1je\u010dek?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tomi, dej mi pu\u0161u&#8230; dej mi takou pu\u0161u, kter\u00e1 bude ukazovat, jak m\u011b m\u00e1\u0161 l\u00e1d.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Tom se nahnul k Billovi, objal ho kolem krku a vlepil mu takovou pusinu na \u00fasta, \u017ee Bill se skoro p\u0159ekotil dozadu\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Taaak t\u011b m\u00e1m l\u00e1d&#8230;&#8220; \u0159ekl Tom\u00edk a pomohl mal\u00e9mu Bill\u00edkovi vst\u00e1t\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No tak, Tom\u00e9\u00e9? D\u011bl\u00e1te si z n\u00e1s srandu nebo co? A\u0165 u\u017e jste tady!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Dvoj\u010d\u00e1tka rychle seb\u011bhla schody a ocitla se v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku naproti velik\u00e1nsk\u00e9mu dortu, na kter\u00e9m bylo na ka\u017ed\u00e9 stran\u011b p\u011bt sv\u00ed\u010dek&#8230; Ka\u017ed\u00fd se postavil z jedn\u00e9 strany a u\u017e-u\u017e ty poskakuj\u00edc\u00ed plam\u00ednky cht\u011bli sfouknout\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Po\u010dkejte&#8230;&#8220; zas\u00e1hl ta\u0165ka&#8230; &#8222;N\u011bco si p\u0159ejte&#8230;&#8220; tahle v\u011bta byla \u00fapln\u011b zbyte\u010dn\u00e1, proto\u017ee nikdo nevid\u011bl, \u017ee Bill a Tom se pod stolem dr\u017e\u00ed za prst\u00edky&#8230; tak jak se dr\u017eeli p\u0159esn\u011b p\u0159ed p\u011bti lety, jako novoroze\u0148ata v mamin\u010din\u011b n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>&#8218;chci, aby \u0161me \u0161e m\u011bli l\u00e1di a\u017e do konce \u017eivota\u2026&#8216; zasnili se z\u00e1rove\u0148, &#8218;\u2026a u\u017e napo\u0159\u00e1d\u2026&#8216; F\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u2026<\/div>\n<div>\u010cerstv\u00fd oslavenec Bill se postavil p\u0159ed Toma\u2026 a nejenom p\u0159ed n\u011bho&#8230; p\u0159ed celou rodinu Kaulitz, kter\u00e1 oslavovala tento velk\u00fd den&#8230; chytil ho za ruku a p\u0159ilo\u017eil si ji na srdce\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Moje \u0161ld\u00ed\u0161ko bude b\u00edt jenom kdy\u017e tady bude\u0161 \u0161e mnou\u2026&#8220; za\u0161eptal a pusinu, kterou ho Tom obda\u0159il p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed naho\u0159e v pokoji, mu p\u011bkn\u011b vr\u00e1til&#8230; pak mu do ruky vtla\u010dil zabalen\u00fd d\u00e1re\u010dek, se kter\u00fdm si dal takovou pr\u00e1ci&#8230; a vyb\u011bhl do pokoje\u2026 Nikdo tohle nebral v\u00e1\u017en\u011b\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo, kluci se maj\u00ed r\u00e1di&#8230;&#8220; konstatovala Billova a Tomova babi\u010dka\u2026 prost\u011b \u0159eknou si &#8218;mal\u00ed prcci&#8217;&#8230; co ti o tom v\u011bd\u00ed\u2026 ale Tom v\u011bd\u011bl\u2026<\/div>\n<div>V noci, kdy\u017e u\u017e mal\u00ed kids le\u017eeli ka\u017ed\u00fd ve svoj\u00ed post\u00fdlce a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161leli nad v\u0161eli\u010d\u00edm, se Tom najednou ozval\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bill\u00ed&#8230; kdy\u017e budeme oba velik\u00fd&#8230; tak budeme po\u017e\u00e1d \u0161polu\u2026 nehneme \u0161e od \u0161ebe ani na kjok, \u0161libuju \u2026&#8220; \u0161epnul Tom do tmy\u2026 nic\u2026 Hrobov\u00e9 ticho&#8230; jenom pravideln\u00e9 nadechovan\u00ed a vydechov\u00e1n\u00ed z Billovy strany.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bill\u00ed\u00ed? \u017dekni n\u011bco?&#8230;\u0161p\u00ed\u0161?&#8230;&#8220; Tom vstal a pomalu se bl\u00ed\u017eil k Billov\u011b posteli&#8230; klekl si k n\u011bmu a jemn\u011b ho pohladil po vlasech\u2026 najednou Bill turborychle otev\u0159el o\u010di&#8230; &#8222;J\u00e1 \u0161em v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee ne\u0161p\u00ed\u0161\u2026&#8220; oba byli o\u010dividn\u011b zasko\u010deni sv\u00fdmi reakcemi\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tom\u00ed&#8230; j\u00e1 jen, \u017ee ti taky \u0161libuju, \u017ee budeme nav\u017edy \u0161polu\u2026&#8220; P\u00edpnul Bill a pohladil Toma po vlasech\u2026<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;M\u00e1m T\u011b r\u00e1d, Bille&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00e1 tebe taky, Tome\u2026&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Druh\u00fd den r\u00e1no se Tom probudil v tuh\u00e9m Billov\u011b objet\u00ed\u2026 tady nastal prvn\u00ed d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd krok jejich nov\u00e9ho spole\u010dn\u00e9ho a kouzeln\u00e9ho \u017eivota\u2026 xDD<\/p>\n<p>autor: <strong>Janya<\/strong><br \/>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tady je odkaz na p\u00edsni\u010dku. &#8222;Je\u017ei\u0161i&#8230; J\u00fcrg\u00ed\u00ed&#8230; u\u017e to na m\u011b jaksi leze\u2026 aau&#8230; d\u011blej n\u011bco, sakra!! 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