{"id":19528,"date":"2008-03-19T22:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-19T21:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=19487"},"modified":"2008-03-19T22:58:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-19T21:58:00","slug":"vedci-se-nemyli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/03\/19\/vedci-se-nemyli\/","title":{"rendered":"V\u011bdci se nem\u00fdl\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"
,,U\u017e jsem doma, zlat\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3!“ ozvalo se hlasit\u011b ode dve\u0159\u00ed, ve kter\u00fdch st\u00e1l Tom, kterej byl sp\u00ed\u0161 r\u00e1d, \u017ee st\u00e1l.<\/div>\n
,,Tomane, d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 si snad prdel, v\u017edy\u0165 se\u0161 nalitej, jak \u0161vestka! Co kdyby tu byli na\u0161i? Mamka by t\u011b vzala p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm p\u00e1nv\u00ed po hlav\u011b, v\u017edy\u0165 je u\u017e p\u016fl t\u0159et\u00ed, v\u00ed\u0161, jakej jsem o tebe m\u011bl strach, kde jsi sakra byl?“ spustil na n\u011bj Bill , kterej vzteky hr\u00e1l v\u0161emi barvami.<\/div>\n
Tom, kter\u00fd si v trochu podnapil\u00e9m stavu ned\u00e1val pozor na jazyk, ze sebe sypal v\u011bci , kter\u00e9 by jinak ne\u0159ekl ani za m\u00e1k.<\/div>\n
,,V\u00ed\u0161, \u017elat\u00ed\u0161ko\u2026“<\/div>\n
,,Za\u010dni t\u00edm, \u017ee mi p\u0159estane\u0161 \u0159\u00edkat zlat\u00ed\u010dko. J\u00e1 nejsem \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 ta tvoje ,,hej po\u010dkej“ a ne\u0161i\u0161lej, proboha!“ Bill se za\u010dal p\u0159i posledn\u00edch slovech sm\u00e1t, proto\u017ee pohled na Toma, kter\u00fd sed\u011bl na zemi a m\u00e1chal rukama, byl k nevydr\u017een\u00ed<\/div>\n
,,Nech m\u011b domluvit, j\u00e1 byl zap\u00edt \u017eal a byl jsem tak smutnej, a\u017e jsem se musel trochu op\u00edt, abych zapomn\u011bl. Ch\u00e1pe\u0161 m\u011b, \u017elat\u00f3?“ vysv\u011btloval horliv\u011b Tom<\/div>\n
,,Jo, jasn\u011b, \u00fapln\u011b ti rozum\u00edm, a\u017e na to jedno slovo\u2026 tomuhle \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u0161 trochu???“ Bill se za\u010dal sm\u00e1t a zvedal Toma ze zem\u011b a t\u00e1hnul ho do pokoje.<\/div>\n
,,Tady si lehni a le\u017e a j\u00e1 ti zat\u00edm p\u0159inesu aspo\u0148 studenej hadr na hlavu,“ mumlal si pro sebe Bill<\/div>\n
,,Co jsi pov\u00eddal? J\u00e1 nejsem na hlavu a u\u017e v\u016fbec nejsem studenej, j\u00e1 jsem teplej, jako kam\u00ednka,“ \u017ebleptal Tom a roztomile se mu p\u0159i tom motal jazyk.<\/div>\n
,,No, jo, por\u00e1t, lehni si.“<\/div>\n
,,Ano, pane.“<\/div>\n
,,T\u00e1k, br\u00e1\u0161ko, tady m\u00e1\u0161 ten hadr,“ Bill pl\u00e1cnul Tomovi na hlavu hadr.<\/div>\n
,,Mmmm, stud\u00ed to.“<\/div>\n
Tom se za\u010dal pomalu, ale jist\u011b probouzet, ale po\u0159\u00e1d na tom nebyl nejl\u00edp.<\/div>\n
,,Tak co, jak ti je?“ p\u0159i\u0161el se ho zeptat Bill asi po hodin\u011b.<\/div>\n
,,Divn\u011b\u2026“<\/div>\n
,,A nechce\u0161 n\u011bco?“<\/div>\n
,,J\u00e1 bych toho cht\u011bl.“<\/div>\n
,,No, tak pov\u00eddej.“<\/div>\n
,,Ne, ne, ne!“<\/div>\n
,,No, tak si trhni.“<\/div>\n
,,Ne, tak ty by ses na\u0161tval, kdybych ti to \u0159ekl.“<\/div>\n
,,Nena\u0161tval, co bys cht\u011bl?“<\/div>\n
,,Je to takov\u00fd roztomil\u00fd, \u010dernovlas\u00fd a po\u0159\u00e1d se m\u011b to pt\u00e1, co bych cht\u011bl.“<\/div>\n
,,No, jasn\u011b, ch\u00e1pu t\u011b.“ Bill se za\u010dal sm\u00e1t.<\/div>\n
,,Mn\u011b to ale k sm\u00edchu nep\u0159ijde, j\u00e1 to mysl\u00edm v\u00e1\u017en\u011b!“<\/div>\n
,,Jo, tak ty bys m\u011b cht\u011bl?“ Bill vybuchl sm\u00edchy.<\/div>\n
,,Hm, hm.“<\/div>\n
,,A ned\u00e1\u0161 si rad\u0161i bramb\u016frky?“<\/div>\n
,,Ani ne.“<\/div>\n
,,No, ale j\u00e1 si pro n\u011b jdu.“ Bill se sebral a \u0161el do kuchyn\u011b a za\u010dal \u0161ustit pytl\u00edkem, v tom se z horn\u00edho patra ozval \u0159ev.<\/div>\n
,,Bill\u00edku m\u016fj, nasyp mi taky, j\u00e1 ci tak\u00fd\u00fd\u00fd\u00fd!“<\/div>\n
,,Joo, po\u010dkej.“<\/div>\n
Lehounce nakopl dve\u0159e, kter\u00e9 se otev\u0159ely.<\/div>\n
,,Do dve\u0159\u00ed se nekope!“<\/div>\n
,,M\u00e1m pln\u00fd ruce, je ti u\u017e l\u00edp?“<\/div>\n
,,Ne, za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 m\u011b bolet hlava.“<\/div>\n
,,Co jsi \u0159\u00edkal p\u0159ed t\u00edm, ne\u017e jsem ode\u0161el?“<\/div>\n
,,Jo, mysl\u00ed\u0161 to roztomil\u00fd, \u010dernovlas\u00fd\u2026“<\/div>\n
,,No, to je ono, co jsi t\u00edm myslel?“<\/div>\n
,,\u017de t\u011b miluju.“<\/div>\n
,,Jsi nalitej!“<\/div>\n
,,Ale, v\u00ed\u0161, jak jsou takov\u00fd ty lidi, jak v\u017edycky n\u011bco koumaj\u00ed a pak to vykoumaj\u00ed\u2026 jak se jmenuj\u00ed?“<\/div>\n
,,Ehmm\u2026 v\u011bdci?“<\/div>\n
,,Jo, tak se jim \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u2026 Nooo, tak ty \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed, \u017ee opil\u00ed lidi mluv\u00ed pravdu.“<\/div>\n
,,Ale, ty nejsi opilej jako \u010dlov\u011bk\u2026 ty se\u0161 nalitej jak prase! A na tebe se to nevztahuje… Dobrou noc!“ Bill se zvedl a ode\u0161el, proto\u017ee v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee by to nedopadlo dob\u0159e.. Jeho bratr byl v opilosti tvrdohlav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e norm\u00e1ln\u011b a nenechal by si domluvit. Zalehl do postele a po chvilce se z Tomova pokoje oz\u00fdvalo hlasit\u00e9 chr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00ed. ,No snad se z toho vysp\u00ed,\u00b4 pomyslel si Bill, hodil si pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159 na hlavu a usnul. Kdy\u017e se r\u00e1no probudil vedle jeho postele le\u017eel pap\u00edr a na n\u011bm bylo naps\u00e1no: ,,Br\u00e1\u0161ko, v\u011bdci maj\u00ed v\u017edycky pravdu!“ Ten pap\u00edrek s jednou stru\u010dnou v\u011btou toho \u0159ekl tolik, \u017ee to Billa absolutn\u011b probudilo. Zvedl se a \u0161el k Tomovi do pokoje, Tom sed\u011bl na posteli a v u\u0161\u00edch m\u011bl sluch\u00e1tka. Bill popo\u0161el k posteli, str\u010dil mu do ruky pap\u00edr a vyt\u00e1hl mu z u\u0161\u00ed sluch\u00e1tka.<\/div>\n
,,Kdy jsi psal tohle?“ zeptal se Bill a prstem v\u00fdhru\u017en\u011b uk\u00e1zal na kousek pap\u00edru<\/div>\n
,,Asi tak p\u0159ed \u010dtvrt hodinou.“<\/div>\n
,,A v\u00ed\u0161 o sv\u011bt\u011b?“<\/div>\n
,,Jo, pro\u010d?!“ Tom ani nem\u011bl \u0161anci nic jin\u00e9ho \u0159\u00edct, proto\u017ee Bill se na n\u011bj vrhnul a za\u010dal ho l\u00edbat. Kdy\u017e se na n\u011bj po chvilce pod\u00edval, Tom se usm\u00e1l.<\/div>\n
,,V\u011bdci se nem\u00fdl\u00ed, ale zaj\u00edmalo by m\u011b, jakej v\u016fl zak\u00e1zal incest!“ pronesl v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdm hlasem a jemn\u011b ho pol\u00edbil.<\/p>\n

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,,U\u017e jsem doma, zlat\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3!“ ozvalo se hlasit\u011b ode dve\u0159\u00ed, ve kter\u00fdch st\u00e1l Tom, kterej byl sp\u00ed\u0161 r\u00e1d, \u017ee st\u00e1l. ,,Tomane, d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 si snad prdel, v\u017edy\u0165 se\u0161 nalitej, jak \u0161vestka! Co kdyby tu byli na\u0161i? Mamka by t\u011b vzala p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm p\u00e1nv\u00ed po hlav\u011b,<\/p>\n

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