{"id":19798,"date":"2008-03-17T00:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-16T23:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=19757"},"modified":"2008-03-17T00:10:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-16T23:10:00","slug":"bill-se-kurvi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/03\/17\/bill-se-kurvi\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill se kurv\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Bill se kurv\u00ed<\/div>\n<div>Bill m\u011bl chu\u0165 na org\u00e1\u010d,<\/div>\n<div>kl\u00ed\u010fo by te\u010f p\u0159istupil aji na grup\u00e1\u010d.<\/div>\n<div>Tak tedy informoval br\u00e1\u0161ku<\/div>\n<div>a ten nakupil \u0161prcek pln\u016f ta\u0161ku.<\/div>\n<div>Barevn\u00e9, s vroubky i bez,<\/div>\n<div>na \u0161uk\u00e1n\u00ed zamluvili rovnou celej les.<\/div>\n<div>Mrdat se bude vejkend celej,<\/div>\n<div>\u010dlenov\u00e9 TH si u\u017e prdel holej.<\/div>\n<div>Kone\u010dn\u011b u\u017e je tu sobotn\u00ed dopoledne<\/div>\n<div>a Tom se t\u011b\u0161\u00ed jak jen do prdele br\u00e1\u0161ku zasejc mrdne.<\/div>\n<div>A p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed Georg s Gus\u0165ou za ruku<\/div>\n<div>a to tlust\u00e9 prase m\u00e1 zas paruku.<\/div>\n<div>Gus\u0165a si na d\u011bvku asi hraje r\u00e1d<\/div>\n<div>i kdy\u017e se mu z kokota v prdeli chce sem tam sr\u00e1t.<\/div>\n<div>Bill: &#8222;Tak co? \u0160uk\u00e1me nebo ne?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Tom: &#8222;Dob\u0159e, ale kdo prvn\u00ed zasune?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Samo, \u017ee Ty l\u00e1sko,<\/div>\n<div>m\u00e1 dredat\u00e1 kr\u00e1sko,<\/div>\n<div>zasu\u0148 do m\u00e9 vyholen\u00e9 dupy<\/div>\n<div>p\u00e9ro, kule aji chlupy.<\/div>\n<div>Sice se mi sr\u00e1t cht\u00edt bude zas<\/div>\n<div>ale kdy\u017e pou\u017eije\u0161 ten lubrika\u010dn\u00ed maz&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Mil\u00e1\u010dku dr\u017e u\u017e hubu!<\/div>\n<div>\u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 sra\u010dky do prdele l\u00edt nebudu!<\/div>\n<div>To m\u00e1\u0161 j\u00f3 holt sm\u016flu<\/div>\n<div>a p\u0159iv\u00e1\u017eu si T\u011b hezky ke k\u016flu&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Oh, provazy a pouta<\/div>\n<div>p\u00e9ro mi zas z toho stoup\u00e1.<\/div>\n<div>U\u017e zase kr\u00e1sn\u011b stoj\u00ed&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Hele, zlato, v\u0159edy na prdeli se ti hoj\u00ed!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jup\u00ed ale hele!<\/div>\n<div>G\u00e9\u010dka si u\u017e na\u0161uk\u00e1vaj do prdele!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>No jo&#8230; g\u00e9\u010dka spolu \u0161ukaj\u00ed<\/div>\n<div>a br\u00e1chov\u00e9 se ke k\u016fl\u016fm v\u00e1zaj\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nastav prd\u00fdlku, Bille&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Dob\u0159e ale na\u0161ukej mi jak minule&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo, jo ale te\u010f u\u017e chci sly\u0161et tv\u016fj slastn\u00fd v\u0159\u00edskot<\/div>\n<div>a ten kr\u00e1snej mlaskot,<\/div>\n<div>koul\u00ed mejch o tvou prcinu<\/div>\n<div>a z org\u00e1\u010de se asi pominu&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00f3! J\u00f3! Rychlejc a v\u00edce p\u0159ir\u00e1\u017eej!<\/div>\n<div>pros\u00edm, pros\u00edm, nebu\u010f na m\u011b zlej&#8230;!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Sm\u016flu Bille m\u00e1\u0161!<\/div>\n<div>Hezky m\u011b te\u010f \u00fasty ud\u011bl\u00e1\u0161!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak to si naser!<\/div>\n<div>Gus\u0165o! Rychlejc! Poj\u010f sem!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div><em>P.S.: neberte to v\u00e1\u017en\u011b\u00d7D to j\u00e1 psala dneska r\u00e1no ve 4&#8230;su nemohla usnout \u00d7D<\/p>\n<p><\/em>autor: <strong>Niky<\/strong><br \/>betaread: <strong>Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill se kurv\u00ed Bill m\u011bl chu\u0165 na org\u00e1\u010d, kl\u00ed\u010fo by te\u010f p\u0159istupil aji na grup\u00e1\u010d. Tak tedy informoval br\u00e1\u0161ku a ten nakupil \u0161prcek pln\u016f ta\u0161ku. Barevn\u00e9, s vroubky i bez, na \u0161uk\u00e1n\u00ed zamluvili rovnou celej les. Mrdat se bude vejkend celej, \u010dlenov\u00e9<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2008\/03\/17\/bill-se-kurvi\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}