{"id":5231,"date":"2013-03-14T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-14T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=5216"},"modified":"2013-03-14T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2013-03-14T14:00:00","slug":"neverendin-g-story-aneb-pribeh-prave-lasky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2013\/03\/14\/neverendin-g-story-aneb-pribeh-prave-lasky\/","title":{"rendered":"NEVERENDIN\u200bG STORY aneb p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh prav\u00e9 l\u00e1sky"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify\"><strong>autor: Wava &amp; Radek<\/strong><em><\/p>\n<p>Ahojky v\u0161ichni. Hodn\u011b jsme se nudili, a jeliko\u017e r\u00e1di skl\u00e1d\u00e1me b\u00e1sni\u010dky jen pro legraci a pobaven\u00ed, slo\u017eili jsme i tuhle. Jen chceme upozornit, \u017ee twincestu ani Tokio Hotel moc neholdujeme, ale n\u011bkdo v na\u0161em okol\u00ed ano. B\u00e1sni\u010dka je napsan\u00e1 pro legraci, tak snad se nikdo neuraz\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><\/em><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Bill sil lehl do postele, p\u0159\u00edmo na Tomova lofasa,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">kdy\u017e tu za\u0159ve: &#8222;Hopsasa!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Tom \u0159\u00edk\u00e1: &#8222;\u0160kr\u00e1be m\u011b to!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Bill se s t\u00edm v\u0161ak nep\u00e1\u0159e,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">gel\u00ed\u010dkem to proma\u017ee,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">je to j\u00edzda, je to fi\u010d\u00e1k,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">teda Tome, ty jsi sy\u010d\u00e1k.<\/p>\n<p>Gel\u00ed\u010dek tu ale nen\u00ed,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">m\u00e1m pro tebe n\u011bco k vykou\u0159en\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Tom na to: Ty jsi kanec,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">to zas bude velkej tanec.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Bill u\u017e k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed ne ne ne,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">u\u017e m\u00e1m z toho koule zelen\u00e9.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Z pl\u00eds\u0148ov\u00e9ho s\u00fdra &#8211;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Ty m\u00e1\u0161, Tome, ale v\u00fdra.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">NETOP\u00ddRA?<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">L\u00e1k\u00e1 m\u011b v\u0161ak tvoje d\u00edra.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Jsou to chlapci vesel\u00ed,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">l\u00edzaj\u00ed si otvory.<\/p>\n<p>V\u017edy\u0165 se neboj, mil\u00fd Bille,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">bude ti to velmi mil\u00e9.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">A\u017e ti ho tam vsunu z l\u00e1sky,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 mi i v\u00edskat vl\u00e1sky<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">a do ou\u0161ka mi \u0161eptat<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">&#8222;Ty m\u016fj chl\u00edpn\u00fd debile!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Je to velmi l\u00e1kav\u00fd,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">jako v\u00e1nek toulav\u00fd.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Za okny v\u00edtr fi\u010d\u00ed, fi\u010d\u00ed, fi\u010d\u00ed,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Tomovi se klacek ty\u010d\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Bill se na to st\u00e1le kouk\u00e1,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">jak mu ho Tom do zade\u010dku fouk\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Byl to p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh prav\u00e9 l\u00e1sky,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Bill a Tom u\u017e maj\u00ed vr\u00e1sky.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Jsou to chlapci sexuchtiv\u00ed,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">voc\u00e1sek se jim tuze l\u00edb\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Hon\u00ed, hon\u00ed, hon\u00ed,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Billovi to kr\u00e1sn\u011b von\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">V\u016fn\u011b je to velik\u00e1,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Tomovi to ale ut\u00edk\u00e1.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Sna\u017e\u00ed se to v puse dr\u017eet,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">nechce polknout, chce vydr\u017eet.<\/p>\n<p>Je to touha velik\u00e1,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">v kr\u010dku mu to zanik\u00e1.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Kdy\u017e to polkne &#8211; JE TO SLAST!<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">A te\u010f bych si dal dobrej CHLAST!!!<\/p>\n<p>T\u00edmto p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh prav\u00e9 l\u00e1sky<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">ukon\u010d\u00edme bez nads\u00e1zky.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">Kdy\u017e se v\u00e1m to bude l\u00edbit,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\">pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00e1m m\u016f\u017eem sl\u00edbit.<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>autor: Wava &amp; Radek<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: J. :o)<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Wava &amp; Radek Ahojky v\u0161ichni. Hodn\u011b jsme se nudili, a jeliko\u017e r\u00e1di skl\u00e1d\u00e1me b\u00e1sni\u010dky jen pro legraci a pobaven\u00ed, slo\u017eili jsme i tuhle. Jen chceme upozornit, \u017ee twincestu ani Tokio Hotel moc neholdujeme, ale n\u011bkdo v na\u0161em okol\u00ed ano. B\u00e1sni\u010dka je<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2013\/03\/14\/neverendin-g-story-aneb-pribeh-prave-lasky\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}