{"id":7632,"date":"2011-10-15T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-15T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=7612"},"modified":"2011-10-15T15:30:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-15T14:30:00","slug":"byl-jednou-jeden-ucitel-alternativni-konec-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2011\/10\/15\/byl-jednou-jeden-ucitel-alternativni-konec-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Byl jednou jeden u\u010ditel &#8211; alternativn\u00ed konec 4."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Fabiana<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/ccf9085ba0_41979814_o2.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify\">Kdy\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b znovu zastav\u00edme na mal\u00e9m parkovi\u0161ti, venku u\u017e je tma. Museli jsme jet hrozn\u011b dlouho. Ani mi to tak nep\u0159ipadalo, p\u0159i tom v\u0161em, o \u010dem jsme spolu s Billem mluvili. Jen je trochu zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed, \u017ee nikdo b\u011bhem t\u00e9 doby nepot\u0159eboval na toaletu. Ani j\u00e1, co\u017e je je\u0161t\u011b mnohem zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Kdy\u017e o tom te\u010f p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, vlastn\u011b se mi docela chce. Docela dost. Posledn\u00ed zast\u00e1vka byla u\u017e tak d\u00e1vno.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tak co, bando, m\u00e1te hlad?&#8220; zahalek\u00e1 ciz\u00ed mu\u017e, hbit\u011b vysko\u010div z otev\u0159en\u00fdch dve\u0159\u00ed na m\u00edst\u011b \u0159idi\u010de. Z\u0159ejm\u011b \u0159\u00eddil celou cestu. Tvrd\u00fd chlap, to se pozn\u00e1.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify\">Odpov\u00edme souhlasn\u00fdm p\u0159ikyvov\u00e1n\u00edm. &#8222;Jak prase!&#8220; ozve se Andrej.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;V tom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b jsme na spr\u00e1vn\u00fdm m\u00edst\u011b,&#8220; triumf\u00e1ln\u011b uk\u00e1\u017ee prstem na budovu, kter\u00e9 jsem si dosud nev\u0161iml. &#8222;Tohle je hospoda m\u00fdho str\u00fdce,&#8220; pochlubil se.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tv\u016fj str\u00fdc je fascinuj\u00edc\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk,&#8220; pronesl Bill zasn\u011bn\u011b. &#8222;Majitel hospody a men\u0161\u00edho bazaru?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;To auto vlastn\u011b nen\u00ed tak \u00fapln\u011b jeho, to je na dlouh\u00fd vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b mu ho te\u010f vr\u00e1t\u00edme a na dal\u0161\u00ed cestu si p\u016fj\u010d\u00edme jin\u00fd, m\u00ed\u0148 n\u00e1padn\u00fd. Ale te\u010f u\u017e poj\u010fte, p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u011b mi kru\u010d\u00ed v b\u0159i\u0161e.&#8220;<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify\">\n<p>Spole\u010dn\u011b s n\u00edm jsem si uv\u011bdomil skute\u010dnou intenzitu <em>sv\u00e9ho<\/em> hladu. Jist\u011b, nejedl jsem u\u017e n\u011bkolik dn\u00ed. Andrej zamkne auto a kl\u00ed\u010d p\u0159ed\u00e1 mn\u011b nezn\u00e1m\u00e9mu mu\u017ei, kter\u00e9ho v\u0161ichni ostatn\u00ed oslovuj\u00ed velmi d\u016fv\u011brn\u011b, nikoli v\u0161ak jm\u00e9nem, a nikdo se ani neobt\u011b\u017eoval mi ho p\u0159edstavit. Pt\u00e1t se ho na jm\u00e9no po tak dlouh\u00e9 dob\u011b mi p\u0159ipad\u00e1 hloup\u00e9. Rad\u011bji tedy zachov\u00e1m ml\u010den\u00ed a ruku v ruce s Billem ho n\u00e1sleduji k vchodov\u00fdm dve\u0159\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p>Hned po vstupu m\u011b do tv\u00e1\u0159e ude\u0159\u00ed horko a jak\u00fdsi pach, kter\u00fd nedok\u00e1\u017eu pojmenovat. Spo\u0159e osv\u011btlen\u00fd lok\u00e1l je za\u0159\u00edzen lacin\u00fdmi, ale funk\u010dnost\u00ed z\u0159ejm\u011b opl\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edmi kusy n\u00e1bytku; v\u017edy\u0165 jak\u00fdkoli oby\u010dejn\u00fd st\u016fl by se pod t\u00edmhle stokilov\u00fdm amat\u00e9rsk\u00fdm stript\u00e9rem rozlet\u011bl na milion t\u0159\u00edsek.<\/p>\n<p>Stol\u016f je tu celkov\u011b \u0161est; v\u0161echny pod\u00e9l zdi a u ka\u017ed\u00e9ho stoj\u00ed t\u0159i \u017eidle, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e9 lavice, lemuj\u00edc\u00ed hospodu t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 po cel\u00e9m vnit\u0159n\u00edm obvodu, nab\u00edzej\u00ed nejm\u00e9n\u011b dv\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed m\u00edsta. St\u011bny jsou hol\u00e9, bez p\u0159\u00edkras, jen u dve\u0159\u00ed p\u0159\u00edmo naproti vchodu vis\u00ed srn\u010d\u00ed lebka. Nade dve\u0159mi je n\u00e1pis ve mn\u011b nezn\u00e1m\u00e9m jazyce.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tamhle jsou z\u00e1chody?&#8220; zept\u00e1m se Billa \u0161eptem.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Jo, je to tam napsan\u00e9,&#8220; k\u00fdvne.<\/p>\n<p>S vysv\u011btlov\u00e1n\u00edm se neobt\u011b\u017euju. Polohlasem se ostatn\u00edm omluv\u00edm (stejn\u011b m\u011b sly\u0161\u00ed jenom Bill, Andrej a ten druh\u00fd jsou moment\u00e1ln\u011b zcela zabr\u00e1ni do pob\u00edzen\u00ed tane\u010dn\u00edka; ciz\u00e1k dokonce vyt\u00e1hl z kapsy jakousi bankovku a nacpal mu ji do slip\u016f) a zam\u00ed\u0159\u00edm k nim.<\/p>\n<p>Octnu se v mr\u0148av\u00e9 chodb\u011b, na jej\u00edm\u017e konci se skv\u00ed dvoje dve\u0159e. Jedny b\u00edl\u00e9 l\u00edta\u010dky, nejsp\u00ed\u0161 do kuchyn\u011b, a druh\u00e9 hn\u011bd\u00e9, d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e9. Ty si vyberu. Zavedou m\u011b do dal\u0161\u00ed chodby; shodou n\u00e1hod se v n\u00ed op\u011bt nach\u00e1zej\u00ed dvoje dve\u0159e. Jedny s vyobrazen\u00edm mo\u010d\u00edc\u00edho pan\u00e1\u010dka a druh\u00e9 s obr\u00e1zkem panenky na no\u010dn\u00edku. Star\u00e1 zn\u00e1m\u00e1 symbolika.<\/p>\n<p>Po n\u00e1vratu do lok\u00e1lu po n\u011bm chv\u00edli bloud\u00edm o\u010dima; kone\u010dn\u011b vid\u00edm st\u016fl, kter\u00fd si vybrali, t\u011bsn\u011b vedle v\u00fdchodu z restaurace. V\u0161echny t\u0159i \u017eidle jsou zabran\u00e9; Andrej a ten druh\u00fd se chopili ka\u017ed\u00fd jedn\u00e9, posledn\u00ed zabral je\u0161t\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed ciz\u00ed mu\u017e, zjevn\u011b str\u00fdc toho, jeho\u017e jm\u00e9no nezn\u00e1m. Zamot\u00e1v\u00e1 se to \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l v\u00edc.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Dobr\u00fd den,&#8220; pozdrav\u00edm str\u00fdce a vt\u011bsn\u00e1m se na lavici vedle Billa. Str\u00fdc ciz\u00edho mu\u017ee zat\u00edm blekot\u00e1 n\u011bco v tom nezn\u00e1m\u00e9m jazyce. Neum\u00ed n\u011bmecky.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tomi, tohle je Boriho str\u00fdc,&#8220; k\u00fdvne Bill bradou k mu\u017ei. Tak Bori? Nejsp\u00ed\u0161 Boris. Klasika.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;To mi do\u0161lo,&#8220; zazub\u00edm se. Z t\u00e9hle nov\u00e9 spole\u010dnosti jsem lehce nesv\u016fj. Andrej, Boris a jeho str\u00fdc spolu rozmlouvaj\u00ed t\u00edm jazykem, kter\u00e9mu nerozum\u00edm a kter\u00fd nedok\u00e1\u017eu pojmenovat. Bill je napjat\u011b poslouch\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Vypr\u00e1v\u011bj\u00ed mu o na\u0161em \u00fat\u011bku,&#8220; za\u0161ept\u00e1 mi Bill. &#8222;Neboj, ten str\u00fdc je dobr\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk. Nikomu n\u00e1s nenapr\u00e1sk\u00e1,&#8220; dod\u00e1, kdy\u017e vid\u00ed m\u016fj v\u00fdraz.<\/p>\n<p>Boris\u016fv str\u00fdc se za chv\u00edli zvedne a opou\u0161t\u00ed st\u016fl; odch\u00e1z\u00ed se p\u0159eptat na objedn\u00e1vku nov\u011b doraziv\u0161\u00edch z\u00e1kazn\u00edk\u016f, jak\u00fdchsi dvou mu\u017e\u016f v tmav\u00fdch \u0161atech.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Objednali jsme pro v\u0161echny gul\u00e1\u0161,&#8220; ozn\u00e1m\u00ed mi Andrej. &#8222;Bude ti chutnat, je to specialita str\u00fdcova kucha\u0159e. A nav\u00edc tu krom\u011b n\u011bj maj\u00ed jen bor\u0161\u010d a tomu moc nefand\u00edm.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Sotva domluv\u00ed, p\u0159ito\u010d\u00ed se k n\u00e1m mlad\u00fd \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk, polo\u017e\u00ed doprost\u0159ed stolu karafu s vodou a z t\u00e1cu p\u0159ed n\u00e1s vyskl\u00e1d\u00e1 \u010dty\u0159i sklenice. Prohl\u00e9dnu si ho. M\u00e1 sv\u011btl\u00e9 vlasy, skoro b\u00edl\u00e9, a n\u011b\u017en\u00fd obli\u010dej, v n\u011bm\u017e se trvale usadil skl\u00ed\u010den\u00fd v\u00fdraz. \u00dazk\u00e9, bled\u00e9 rty, \u0161pi\u010dat\u00fd nos a nad n\u00edm dv\u011b velk\u00e9, sv\u011btlounce modr\u00e9 o\u010di pln\u00e9 smutku. Uniforma je mu o \u010d\u00edslo nebo dv\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed, doslova na n\u011bm vis\u00ed. A t\u0159esou se mu ruce. Ne\u0159ekne nic, oto\u010d\u00ed se a zmiz\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Jin\u00e9 pit\u00ed tu nevedou,&#8220; pokr\u010d\u00ed rameny Boris &#8222;Leda m\u00edstn\u00ed pivo, je hodn\u011b siln\u00e9. Ale to si dneska d\u00e1t nem\u016f\u017eeme, mus\u00edme b\u00fdt ve st\u0159ehu. Nav\u00edc nen\u00ed ani dobr\u00e9,&#8220; spiklenecky na m\u011b mrkne. Nem\u00e1m pivo r\u00e1d, tak nevid\u00edm d\u016fvod.<\/p>\n<p>\u010c\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk je hned zp\u00e1tky, nese dva tal\u00ed\u0159e pln\u00e9 hn\u011bdav\u00e9ho gul\u00e1\u0161e a tal\u00ed\u0159ek s p\u0159\u00edbory. Lok\u00e1lem se \u0161\u00ed\u0159\u00ed p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1 v\u016fn\u011b. Prvn\u00ed tal\u00ed\u0159e polo\u017e\u00ed p\u0159ed Billa a Andreje, j\u00e1 a Boris si budeme muset chv\u00edli po\u010dkat. Je to ale jen kr\u00e1tk\u00e1 chv\u00edle; sotva za\u0161el, vyno\u0159\u00ed se \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk op\u011bt ze dve\u0159\u00ed, v rukou m\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed dva tal\u00ed\u0159e. Na znamen\u00ed d\u00edk\u016f se na n\u011bj usm\u011bju; v jeho vystra\u0161en\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159i se zra\u010d\u00ed \u00fadiv. Vr\u00e1t\u00ed se je\u0161t\u011b jednou, aby n\u00e1m v\u011bnoval plastov\u00fd ko\u0161\u00edk s kraj\u00edci chleba. P\u0159itom si d\u00e1v\u00e1 z\u00e1le\u017eet, aby se na m\u011b nepod\u00edval.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify\">Brzy na jeho zjev zapomenu.<\/p>\n<p>Andrej si chv\u00edli pov\u00edd\u00e1 s Boriho str\u00fdcem u jin\u00e9ho stolu. Po o\u010dku p\u0159itom kouk\u00e1 na n\u00e1s. Rozhovor trv\u00e1 jen p\u00e1r minut. Kdy\u017e se odml\u010d\u00ed, pod\u00edv\u00e1 se na n\u00e1s i str\u00fdc, je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco zamuml\u00e1 a odch\u00e1z\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Vyjednal jsem n\u00e1m auto,&#8220; usm\u011bje se Andrej. Bill jeho \u00fasm\u011bv op\u011btuje a jeho z\u00e1sluhy ocen\u00ed zdvi\u017een\u00fdm palcem.<\/p>\n<p>Na dal\u0161\u00ed cestu se vyd\u00e1v\u00e1me v mal\u00e9 Toyot\u011b Corolla tmav\u011b modr\u00e9 barvy. Bori \u0159\u00edd\u00ed, Andrej sed\u00ed na sedadle spolujezdce a my dva zb\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00ed se t\u011bsn\u00edme na zadn\u00edm sedadle. Ne \u017ee by bylo mal\u00e9, sed\u00edme bl\u00edzko u sebe schv\u00e1ln\u011b. Je p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 c\u00edtit lidsk\u00fd kontakt. Sev\u0159u v dlani Billovu ruku a on se na m\u011b usm\u011bje tak kr\u00e1sn\u011b, jako to v\u017edycky um\u011bl. Spont\u00e1nn\u011b se pol\u00edb\u00edme. Vyru\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1s a\u017e Boriho sm\u00edch.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tohle si nechte od cesty, ho\u0161i, nechci se d\u00edvat, jak to d\u011bl\u00e1te. To si rad\u0161i pust\u00edm na netu n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u00e9\u010dko.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Bill se rozpa\u010dit\u011b zachichot\u00e1 a polo\u017e\u00ed mi hlavu na rameno. Hlad\u00edm ho po tv\u00e1\u0159i. Bledost jeho obli\u010deje, pramen\u00edc\u00ed patrn\u011b z klinick\u00e9 smrti, je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc podtrhuje a zv\u00fdraz\u0148uje v\u0161echny jizvy, i tak mu to ale moc slu\u0161\u00ed. Kdy\u017e mu to \u0159eknu, nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b odfrkne.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Vlasy m\u00e1m mastn\u00e9 jako prase, nejsp\u00ed\u0161 si je budu muset oholit \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echny, tohle v \u017eivot\u011b nep\u016fjde um\u00fdt.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Ale i tak jsi nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk, jak\u00e9ho zn\u00e1m.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Za chv\u00edli usne. Op\u00edr\u00e1m se o dve\u0159e s Billovou hlavou na kl\u00edn\u011b a poslouch\u00e1m jeho klidn\u00fd dech. H\u0159eje m\u011b, \u017ee je tu se mnou. \u017de jsme spolu na \u00fat\u011bku a \u017ee se tentokr\u00e1t nem\u016f\u017ee nic pokazit. Jakkoli dlouho je\u0161t\u011b pojedeme, jakkoli tajn\u011b budeme \u017e\u00edt, dokud budeme spolu, bude v\u0161echno v po\u0159\u00e1dku.<\/p>\n<p>Z polosp\u00e1nku m\u011b vyru\u0161\u00ed tlumen\u00e9 hlasy. Poslouch\u00e1m, co si \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed, ani\u017e bych otev\u0159el o\u010di. Bez vizu\u00e1ln\u00ed pomoci od sebe ty dva hlasy ov\u0161em nejsem schopen odli\u0161it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Co ty hrdli\u010dky?&#8220; zept\u00e1 se prvn\u00ed hlas.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Oba sp\u00ed,&#8220; odtu\u0161\u00ed druh\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Kouk\u00e1m na n\u011b celou dobu. Po\u0159\u00e1d se k sob\u011b tul\u00ed. Je vid\u011bt, \u017ee se maj\u00ed fakt r\u00e1di.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Taky jsme byli takov\u00ed,&#8220; zasm\u011bje se druh\u00fd hlas.<\/p>\n<p>Pootev\u0159u jedno oko. Andrejova ruka spo\u010d\u00edv\u00e1 na Borisov\u011b tv\u00e1\u0159i. Bori ov\u0161em nevypad\u00e1, \u017ee by si toho doteku n\u011bjak v\u0161\u00edmal.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tak pro\u010d to p\u0159estalo?&#8220; zept\u00e1 se Andrej ubl\u00ed\u017een\u00fdm t\u00f3nem.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Mysl\u00edm&#8230; dosp\u011bli jsme.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Cht\u011bl bych, aby to bylo jako d\u0159\u00edv,&#8220; posteskne si Andrej. Jeho ruka se p\u0159itom nen\u00e1padn\u011b posune na Borisovo rameno a odsud na jeho hru\u010f. &#8222;Po\u0159\u00e1d m\u00e1\u0161 stejn\u00e9 svaly.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Kdy \u017ee jsme to vlastn\u011b d\u011blali naposledy?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;V\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee u\u017e ani nev\u00edm?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tak to asi fakt d\u00e1vno. Jen t\u011b upozor\u0148uju, \u017ee je mi \u010dty\u0159icet sedm let a u\u017e nem\u00e1m takovou v\u00fddr\u017e jako kdysi.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Nepochybuju o tom, \u017ee jsi po\u0159\u00e1d ten stejn\u00fd kanec. No tak, zastav n\u011bkde, chci t\u011b&#8230; Ti dva budou klidn\u011b sp\u00e1t a nic nezjist\u00ed.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Na neosv\u011btlen\u00e9m parkovi\u0161ti u d\u00e1lnice jsem pak, za zvuk\u016f zven\u010d\u00ed, kone\u010dn\u011b po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b usnul.<\/p>\n<p><strong>autor: Fabiana<\/strong><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:justify\"><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Fabiana Kdy\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b znovu zastav\u00edme na mal\u00e9m parkovi\u0161ti, venku u\u017e je tma. Museli jsme jet hrozn\u011b dlouho. Ani mi to tak nep\u0159ipadalo, p\u0159i tom v\u0161em, o \u010dem jsme spolu s Billem mluvili. 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