{"id":7739,"date":"2011-09-28T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-28T17:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=7719"},"modified":"2011-09-28T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-28T17:30:00","slug":"jsem-jako-ty-jsi-jako-ja-42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2011\/09\/28\/jsem-jako-ty-jsi-jako-ja-42\/","title":{"rendered":"Jsem jako ty, jsi jako j\u00e1 42."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Bitter<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong> <\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong> <\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong><br \/><\/strong><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/78b58b26ff_79955232_o2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong> <\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong><br \/><\/strong><\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A koho?!&#8220; Vyhrkl Bill a Andreas zakroutil hlavou.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To nem\u00e1m p\u00e1ru, v\u00edc jsem z n\u011bj nedostal. Jen \u017ee ho s Chrisem po\u0159\u00e1d srovn\u00e1val a Chris to u\u017e nevydr\u017eel, co\u017e se nediv\u00edm&#8230; ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b Tom u\u017e se o tom nechce bavit, a hlavn\u011b ne s tebou. Po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1 s t\u00edm, \u017ee ti nic ne\u0159eknu, tak bu\u010f p\u0159ed n\u00edm zticha, ano?&#8220; Mrkl na n\u011bj Andreas a Bill poslu\u0161n\u011b k\u00fdvl.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;A chce za\u010d\u00edt \u00fapln\u011b znova, a to se taky nediv\u00edm. Byl s Chrisem dlouho.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo, to jo&#8230; jen nech\u00e1pu, co s t\u00edm \u00fa\u010desem a tak&#8230; Ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee mu to neslu\u0161\u00ed, ale p\u0159ijde mi to na n\u011bm u\u017e moc&#8230; nav\u00edc&#8230; byl jsem r\u00e1d, kdy\u017e jsme m\u011bli stejn\u00fd vlasy&#8230;&#8220; Broukl Bill a namotal si na prst jeden dred.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Ale l\u00e1sko&#8230;&#8220; Pousm\u00e1l se blon\u010f\u00e1k, objal Billa zezadu kolem pasu a l\u00edbl ho na krk. &#8222;Pochop ho a bu\u010f zticha, ano&#8230; nesm\u00ed nic tu\u0161it&#8230; u\u017e takhle je na tom zle&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Stejn\u011b nech\u00e1pu, pro\u010d se o tom se mnou nechce bavit&#8230;&#8220; Broukl a pohladil Andreasovu dla\u0148 na sv\u00e9m b\u0159i\u0161e.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee bychom mu zat\u00edm nem\u011bli \u0159\u00edkat o tom zasnouben\u00ed.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo&#8230; je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee tam nebyl, kdy\u017e jsem tam tak vlet\u011bl&#8230; asi by ho to dost vzalo&#8230;&#8220; Souhlasil \u010dernovl\u00e1sek a Andreas ho znovu l\u00edbl na krk.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Mil\u00e1\u010dku&#8230; nem\u011bl bych ti koupit prsten?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty? Defakto jsem t\u011b j\u00e1 po\u017e\u00e1dal o ruku. J\u00e1 bych m\u011bl koupit prsten.&#8220; Zavrt\u011bl Bill hlavou a Andreas nakr\u010dil obo\u010d\u00ed.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>\n<p>&#8222;Chce\u0161 ze m\u011b ud\u011blat holku?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00e1? T\u00edm, \u017ee ti koup\u00edm prsten, z tebe ud\u011bl\u00e1m holku? A to, \u017ee ty bys ji ud\u011blal ze m\u011b, kdybys ho koupil, ti nedoch\u00e1z\u00ed?&#8220; Rozhodil Bill rukama a Andreas se u\u0161kl\u00edbl.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;J\u00e1? J\u00e1 z tebe holku neud\u011bl\u00e1m&#8230; to u\u017e nejde, tys m\u011b p\u0159edb\u011bhl&#8230; Lady Dior&#8230;&#8220; U\u0161kl\u00edbl se a Bill vypl\u00e1zl jazyk.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Na kabelk\u00e1ch od Diora nen\u00ed nic hol\u010di\u010d\u00edho&#8230; jsou to p\u00e1nsk\u00fd kabelky&#8230; teda v\u011bt\u0161ina&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ale jsou to kabelky&#8230; a co ty jehlov\u00fd koza\u010dky&#8230; nebo ty&#8230; \u010derven\u00fd podvazky?&#8220; \u0160eptl mu Andreas do ucha a Bill vyt\u0159e\u0161til o\u010di.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;A &#8211; ale to se nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1! To jsi cht\u011bl ty!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jen jsem to navrhl, tys to koupil.&#8220; Nam\u00edtl Andreas a Bill zalo\u017eil ruce na prsou.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;V tom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b chci diamant.&#8220; Odsekl a na\u0161pulil rty.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Neboj, bude\u0161 kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 nev\u011bsta.&#8220; U\u0161kl\u00edbl se blon\u010f\u00e1k a rychle uhnul p\u0159ed pohlavkem.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Co \u017ee se budete?&#8220; Vyhrkl Gustav a Bill ho pl\u00e1cl po ruce.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ti\u0161e&#8230; budeme se br\u00e1t&#8230; ale nesm\u00ed to v\u011bd\u011bt Tom&#8230; Andreas mi zak\u00e1zal, \u0159\u00edct to komukoli, ale&#8230;&#8220; Uculil se Bill a kousl se do rtu.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No jasn\u011b&#8230; ale stejn\u011b&#8230; gratuluju, to p\u0159edb\u011bhnete i Fren a Gea&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To si nemysl\u00edm&#8230; Andreas chce po\u010dkat, a\u017e se taky trochu uklidn\u00ed m\u00e9dia a nejl\u00edp, a\u017e si Tom n\u011bkoho najde. A j\u00e1 taky&#8230; m\u011bl bych v\u00fd\u010ditky&#8230;&#8220; Pokr\u010dil Bill rameny.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee by to naopak m\u011bl v\u011bd\u011bt. M\u011bl by z v\u00e1s radost&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00e1 nev\u00edm&#8230; Andy si mysl\u00ed n\u011bco jin\u00fdho, a j\u00e1 se nechci h\u00e1dat, proto\u017ee v tomhle m\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161inou pravdu&#8230; moc melu&#8230; Bejt po m\u00fdm, u\u017e to v\u011bd\u00ed v\u0161ichni&#8230; takhle si to alespo\u0148 v klidu promysl\u00edme a tak&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Stejn\u011b se to v\u0161ichni dozv\u00ed&#8230; nakonec dopadnete jak Geo a Fren.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Mysl\u00ed\u0161 jak ji Geo ve\u0159ejn\u011b po\u017e\u00e1dal o ruku na tom koncert\u011b a ona mu rozt\u0159\u00edskla kytaru s t\u00edm, \u017ee se nebude vd\u00e1vat tlust\u00e1?&#8220; Zasm\u00e1l se Bill a Gustav k\u00fdvl.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Neboj, u m\u011b bou\u0159e hormon\u016f nehroz\u00ed.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No a co prsten, kde ho m\u00e1\u0161?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Pro\u010d ho mam m\u00edt sakra j\u00e1? Co kdyby ho m\u011bl Andy?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Andy? Ty jsi p\u0159ece holka.&#8220; Pousm\u00e1l se Gustav a Bill mu s dupnut\u00edm vlepil.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jste v\u0161ichni chlapi stejn\u00fd.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty jsi taky chlap&#8230;&#8220; R\u00fdpl si Gustav a Bill ura\u017een\u011b pohodil hlavou.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tohle nen\u00ed f\u00e9r&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>O dva m\u011bs\u00edce pozd\u011bji<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tome u\u017e bys nem\u011bl&#8230;&#8220; Broukl nen\u00e1padn\u011b Gustav Tomovi a vzal mu skleni\u010dku.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ale jdi do prdele&#8230; jsem sv\u011bdek, mus\u00edm zap\u00edt \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed \u017eenicha&#8230;.&#8220; Oponoval mu hned Tom a nemotorn\u011b se pro sklenku zase nat\u00e1hl.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tome nech toho&#8230; zejtra bude\u0161 litovat.&#8220; Napomenul ho kamar\u00e1d a odsunul mu pan\u00e1ka z dosahu.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Zejtra je zejtra&#8230; dneska chci p\u00edt&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tome, ne&#8230; je\u0161t\u011b ud\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 n\u011bjakou ostudu&#8230; uv\u011bdom si, \u017ee je to svatba Georga a Frenny, moj\u00ed sestry, nedovol\u00edm ti jim to zkazit, tak\u017ee se uklidni, se\u010f a j\u00e1 ti donesu vodu&#8230;.&#8220; Sna\u017eil se mu Gustav domluvit a Tom rezignovan\u011b zvedl ruce.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;O.K&#8230; d\u011blej ze m\u011b padavku&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bo\u017ee, kdy\u017e takhle vyv\u00e1d\u00ed\u0161 te\u010f, nechci vid\u011bt, co bude\u0161 d\u011blat na Billov\u011b a Andreasov\u011b svatb\u011b&#8230; opravdu by sis m\u011bl n\u011bkoho naj\u00edt.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Zakroutil Gustav hlavou, a co provedl, si uv\u011bdomil, a\u017e kdy\u017e se Tom narovnal a chytl ho za kravatu.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Co&#8230; cos to \u0159ek? Na jak\u00fd svatb\u011b? Billa?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00e1&#8230; p &#8211; promi\u0148 nev\u011bd\u011bl jsem, \u017ee to je\u0161t\u011b nev\u00ed\u0161&#8230;&#8220; Broukl Gustav a Tom ho pustil.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jak&#8230; jak dlouho to v\u00ed\u0161?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tome, oni by ti to \u0159ekli&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jak dlouho?&#8220; Sykl Tom d\u016frazn\u011b.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Dva m\u011bs\u00edce&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To&#8230; l\u017ee\u0161! Bill by mi to \u0159ekl!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tome, oni ti to cht\u011bli \u0159\u00edct, ale akor\u00e1t t\u011b opustil Chris a oni necht\u011bli, aby ses kv\u016fli tomu tr\u00e1pil&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo&#8230; proto to \u0159ekli v\u0161em a mn\u011b ne&#8230; bezva&#8230;&#8220; Sykl Tom a vr\u00e1vorav\u011b se vydal za Billem a Andreasem na tane\u010dn\u00ed parket.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tohle chci na svatb\u011b taky&#8230;&#8220; Broukl Bill a Andreas se usm\u00e1l.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Myslel jsem, \u017ee si nepotrp\u00ed\u0161 na ok\u00e1zalost.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Trocha neu\u0161kod\u00ed&#8230; Chci tam na tohle tancovat&#8230;&#8220; Usm\u00e1l se a blon\u010f\u00e1k ho pohladil po tv\u00e1\u0159i.<\/div>\n<div>Zrovna se ho chystal pol\u00edbit, kdy\u017e ho od n\u011bj n\u011bkdo odtrhl.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Dovol\u00ed\u0161? Taky bych si r\u00e1d zatancoval&#8230; s budouc\u00ed nev\u011bstou.&#8220; U\u0161kl\u00edbl se Tom a Bill jen p\u0159ekvapen\u011b zamrkal.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jak&#8230; jak to, \u017ee to v\u00ed\u0161?&#8220; Vydechl a Tom se u\u0161kl\u00edbl.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Gustav se pod\u0159ek&#8230; neboj&#8230; klidn\u011b jsi mi to moh \u0159\u00edct&#8230; j\u00e1 bych si starosti ned\u011blal&#8230; v\u00ed\u0161 co&#8230; je mi to \u00fapln\u011b u prdele.&#8220; Sykl a Andreas ho vzal za rameno a trochu od Billa odstr\u010dil.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tome, nech toho, jsi opilej, a nav\u00edc j\u00e1 necht\u011bl, abys to v\u011bd\u011bl, Billa do toho neple\u0165.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne, to ty se do toho neple\u0165. Mysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee kdy\u017e s n\u00edm, sp\u00ed\u0161 m\u00e1\u0161 navrch? To se plete\u0161&#8230; je to moje dvoj\u010de&#8230; moje.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Tome!&#8220; Ok\u0159ikl ho Bill a Tom ho prudce vzal za ruku.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Gratuluju&#8230; gratuluju k tomu, jakej podraz\u00e1k se z tebe stal!&#8220; K\u0159ikl a odstr\u010dil ho tak prudce, a\u017e Bill skon\u010dil na zemi.<\/div>\n<div>R\u00e1zem cel\u00fd s\u00e1l utichl, a zat\u00edmco Kirsten p\u0159isp\u011bchala pomoct Billovi vst\u00e1t, Andreas prudce str\u010dil do Toma&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> <strong>autor: Bitter<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Bitter &#8222;A koho?!&#8220; Vyhrkl Bill a Andreas zakroutil hlavou. &#8222;To nem\u00e1m p\u00e1ru, v\u00edc jsem z n\u011bj nedostal. Jen \u017ee ho s Chrisem po\u0159\u00e1d srovn\u00e1val a Chris to u\u017e nevydr\u017eel, co\u017e se nediv\u00edm&#8230; ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b Tom u\u017e se o tom nechce bavit, a<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2011\/09\/28\/jsem-jako-ty-jsi-jako-ja-42\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[395],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jsem-jako-ty-jsi-jako-ja"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}