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autor: LittleMrsTom<\/strong><\/p>\n

O textov\u00fdch zpr\u00e1v\u00e1ch a um\u011bn\u00ed klamat <\/strong><\/p>\n

D\u0159\u00edmat hned v pond\u011bl\u00ed r\u00e1no ve voln\u00e9 hodin\u011b byl obecn\u011b \u0161patn\u00fd n\u00e1pad. D\u0159\u00edmat hned v pond\u011bl\u00ed r\u00e1no ve voln\u00e9 hodin\u011b, kterou m\u011bl vyu\u017e\u00edt, aby dohnal nedopsan\u00e9 dom\u00e1c\u00ed \u00fakoly, kter\u00e9 nestihl kv\u016fli p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00e9mu a drah\u00e9mu rande, byl je\u0161t\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1pad.
\nP\u0159esn\u011bji \u0159e\u010deno Tom\u016fv \u0161patn\u00fd n\u00e1pad.
\nHlavu m\u011bl polo\u017eenou na rukou, kter\u00e9 m\u011bl slo\u017een\u00e9 na stole, a jeho o\u010di ka\u017ed\u00fdch p\u00e1r vte\u0159in balancovaly mezi otev\u0159en\u00edm a zav\u0159en\u00edm. Sp\u00e1t v\u010dera v noci na gau\u010di tak\u00e9 nepat\u0159ilo k jeho nejlep\u0161\u00edm n\u00e1pad\u016fm a on za to zaplatil bolav\u00fdmi z\u00e1dy a vy\u010derp\u00e1n\u00edm.
\nJedin\u00e9, co mu br\u00e1nilo upadnout do t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9ho sp\u00e1nku, byl Georg.
\nJeho kamar\u00e1d vedle n\u011bj \u2013 o n\u011bm\u017e si Tom myslel, \u017ee musel vyp\u00edt celou konvici k\u00e1vy, proto\u017ee vypadal tak bd\u011ble \u2013 mluvil o klukovi, kter\u00e9ho v\u010dera ve\u010der potkal na internetu. Tom cht\u011bl pron\u00e9st sarkastickou pozn\u00e1mku o tom, jak moc je nad\u0161en\u00fd, \u017ee alespo\u0148 n\u011bkdo m\u011bl hezk\u00fd ve\u010der, ale m\u00edsto toho se kousl do jazyka a spokojil se se snahou z\u016fstat vzh\u016fru.<\/p>\n

\u201eJo, kecali jsme p\u0159es webku snad v\u011b\u010dnost,\u201c \u0159ekl Georg, i kdy\u017e ho Tom poslouchal jen nap\u016fl, kdy\u017e se propadal do sp\u00e1nku. Mluvil \u017eiv\u011b a pou\u017e\u00edval ruce v z\u00e1plav\u011b \u0161irok\u00fdch gest, aby sv\u00e1 slova zd\u016fraznil. \u201eM\u011bl nejv\u00edc sexy ramena, jak\u00fd jsem za posledn\u00ed dobu vid\u011bl. Fakt \u0161irok\u00fd a pev- oh, po\u010dkej. SMSka. Mo\u017en\u00e1 to je on.\u201c
\nKoutkem oka zahl\u00e9dl, jak se Georg \u0161ibalsky usm\u00e1l a zamrkal, a nakonec se p\u0159estal soust\u0159edit, kdy\u017e Georg potla\u010dil sm\u00edch.
\n\u201eTome,\u201c Georgovy prsty tan\u010dily po kl\u00e1ves\u00e1ch, ani\u017e by je Tom vid\u011bl, a rychle odeslal z\u00e1ludnou zpr\u00e1vu, ne\u017e se vr\u00e1til do schr\u00e1nky. \u201eHej, Tome,\u201c zopakoval a kopl Toma pod stolem, u kter\u00e9ho sed\u011bli. Tom zast\u00e9nal a p\u0159it\u00e1hl si nohy bl\u00ed\u017e k t\u011blu, pry\u010d od Georgov\u00fdch \u00fatok\u016f. \u201eTome!\u201c Vyk\u0159ikl Georg, ani\u017e by si v\u0161\u00edmal pohled\u016f ostatn\u00edch student\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed se sna\u017eili pracovat, a prudk\u00fdm zatah\u00e1n\u00edm za vlasy st\u00e1hl Tomovu hlavu ze stolu.
\n\u201eHej! Pro\u010d si tohle ud\u011blal, co?\u201c Zast\u00e9nal Tom, vytrhl svoje vlasy z Georgova smrt\u00edc\u00edho sev\u0159en\u00ed a t\u0159el si bolavou hlavu.
\n\u201ePod\u00edvej, kdo po tob\u011b tou\u017e\u00ed.\u201c Na Georgov\u00fdch rtech st\u00e1le je\u0161t\u011b ulp\u00edval \u00fasm\u011bv a o\u010di se mu leskly pobaven\u00edm, kdy\u017e Tom vzal om\u00e1men\u011b telefon a p\u0159ejel si rukama po obli\u010deji.
\nVe\u0161ker\u00e9 vyhl\u00eddky na sp\u00e1nek se mu vypa\u0159ily z hlavy, kdy\u017e se pod\u00edval na mal\u00fd displej p\u0159ed sebou.<\/p>\n

Ahoj, Tome. d\u00edky za v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed hezkej ve\u010der. mo\u017en\u00e1 bychom si to mohli n\u011bkdy zopakovat. Bill xxx<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eOh, to m\u011b poser\u2026\u201c
\n<\/em>\u201e\u2026 Tome?\u201c
\n\u201eVid\u011bl jsi to? Kurva, vid\u011bl jsi to?\u201c Zeptal se Tom hlasit\u011bji, ne\u017e zam\u00fd\u0161lel.
\n\u201eNo jo, je to m\u016fj telefon,\u201c odpov\u011bd\u011bl Georg d\u016frazn\u011b a pokr\u010dil rameny.
\nTom se zmaten\u011b odml\u010del. \u201ePo\u010dkej\u2026 pro\u010d p\u00ed\u0161e tob\u011b?\u201c
\n\u201eMo\u017en\u00e1 s t\u00edm souvis\u00ed ten malej detail, \u017ee si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee moje \u010d\u00edslo je tvoje.\u201c Povyt\u00e1hl Georg obo\u010d\u00ed a op\u0159el se do \u017eidle. Op\u00edral se jen o dv\u011b nohy a nejist\u011b na n\u00ed balancoval.
\n\u201eNo,\u201c \u0159ekl Tom na\u0161tvan\u011b a zvedl se od stolu. \u201eTak si klidn\u011b u\u017e\u00edvej jeho posedl\u00fd zpr\u00e1vy. J\u00e1 ti v\u00a0tom br\u00e1nit nebudu.\u201c A s\u00a0t\u00edm s\u00a0\u00fasm\u011bvem Tom opustil st\u016fl a \u0161kubnut\u00edm za Georgovu \u017eidli ho poslal zadkem nap\u0159ed k\u00a0zemi.<\/p>\n

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\u201eV\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee m\u011b kv\u016fli tob\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d bol\u00ed zadek?\u201c St\u011b\u017eoval si Georg s\u00a0na\u0161pulen\u00fdmi rty, kdy\u017e se s Tomem proch\u00e1zeli j\u00eddelnou a debatovali o tom, co si daj\u00ed k j\u00eddlu. \u201eTo, \u017ee se Bill chov\u00e1 trochu divn\u011b, je\u0161t\u011b neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee si to mus\u00ed\u0161 vyb\u00edjet na mn\u011b.\u201c
\nTom se zastavil a u\u0161kl\u00edbl se. \u201eV\u00e1\u017en\u011b? To p\u0159ece ty m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 za to, \u017ee jsme se potkali, ne?\u201c
\n\u201eOkay, mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u00e1\u0161 pravdu. Ale pro\u010d zadek, k\u00e1mo? Co ti m\u016fj zadek kdy ud\u011blal?!\u201c
\n\u201eNo, tak zaprv\u00e9 \u2013 do prdele.\u201c Tom zbledl a jeho \u010delist trochu poklesla.
\n\u201eCo? Tome? Hal\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3?\u201c Georg o krok ustoupil a posunul se tak, aby st\u00e1l v Tomov\u011b zorn\u00e9m poli, a sna\u017eil se zjistit, na co tak nech\u00e1pav\u011b z\u00edr\u00e1. Nebylo to t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9. P\u0159es m\u00edstnost p\u0159\u00edmo k nim kr\u00e1\u010del rozz\u00e1\u0159en\u00fd, usm\u011bvav\u00fd a vesel\u00fd chlapec v p\u0159il\u00e9hav\u00e9m oble\u010den\u00ed a s\u00a0\u010dern\u00fdmi vlasy.
\n\u201eOh, to je Bill,\u201c prohl\u00e1sil Georg p\u0159ekvapen\u011b.
\n\u201eAhoj, Tome!\u201c Zavolal Bill, zam\u00e1val a zastavil se p\u0159ed Tomem a Georgem. Georg se sna\u017eil potla\u010dit sm\u00edch, zat\u00edmco si Tom ze srdce p\u0159\u00e1l, aby se stal neviditeln\u00fdm.
\n\u201eTak\u017ee, Tome, mus\u00edm j\u00edt\u2026 naj\u00edt Gustava. Jo, mus\u00edm naj\u00edt Gustava kv\u016fli\u2026 tam t\u00fd v\u011bci. Tam t\u00fd opravdu d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd v\u011bci. Uvid\u00edme se pozd\u011bji, k\u00e1mo!\u201c A s t\u00edm se Georg oto\u010dil na pat\u011b a nechal za sebou Toma. S Billem.<\/p>\n

P\u0159esn\u011b to mu pat\u0159ilo za to, \u017ee ubl\u00ed\u017eil jeho uboh\u00e9mu a podle jeho n\u00e1zoru nevinn\u00e9mu zadku.
\n\u201eTome? Jsi v po\u0159\u00e1dku? Vn\u00edm\u00e1\u0161 m\u011b?\u201c Zeptal se Bill se sm\u00edchem a luskl mu prsty p\u0159ed obli\u010dejem, a\u017e dreda\u0159 zavrt\u011bl hlavou a jeho o\u010di se roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159ily.
\n\u201eJo, vn\u00edm\u00e1m. Pros\u00edm, p\u0159esta\u0148 s t\u00edm.\u201c Tom bojoval s nutk\u00e1n\u00edm obr\u00e1tit o\u010di v sloup nad Billovou veselou n\u00e1ladou. Myslel si, \u017ee na\u0161tvat se b\u011bhem minuty, kdy s Billem mluvil, by bylo trochu p\u0159ehnan\u00e9.
\nTom si Georgovy nep\u0159\u00edtomnosti v\u0161iml a\u017e ve chv\u00edli, kdy se oto\u010dil, aby u n\u011bj na\u0161el pomoc. Za\u0161klebil se a ti\u0161e zaklel, \u010d\u00edm\u017e si p\u0159idal dal\u0161\u00ed za\u0161krtnut\u00ed na pomysln\u00fd (a st\u00e1le se zv\u011bt\u0161uj\u00edc\u00ed) seznam v\u011bc\u00ed, kv\u016fli kter\u00fdm mus\u00ed Georg dostat po\u0159\u00e1dnou nakl\u00e1da\u010dku.
\n\u201eKurva,\u201c zamumlal a pod\u00edval se k v\u00fdchodu za sebou, jen aby spat\u0159il rozcuchan\u00e9 tmav\u011b hn\u011bd\u00e9 vlasy a z\u00e1da zavalit\u00e9ho t\u011bla. \u201eEhm\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n

Bill na n\u011bj s\u00a0pozvednut\u00fdm obo\u010d\u00edm z\u00edral, dokud nezachytil Tomovy o\u010di, a pak se usm\u00e1l. \u201eJ\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee u\u017e jsem ti ohledn\u011b toho psal, ale v\u010dera ve\u010der jsem se opravdu dob\u0159e bavil. A mysl\u00edm, \u017ee i ty, proto\u017ee jsi mi p\u0159ipadal trochu pr\u00e1zdnej,\u201c zachichotal se Bill, a\u017e se mu vlasy rozl\u00e9tly kolem obli\u010deje, dokud je p\u011bst\u011bnou rukou neodhrnul.
\nTom si pomyslel, \u017ee kdyby nebyl tak otravn\u00fd, dok\u00e1zal by Bill\u016fv vzhled rozhodn\u011b ocenit.
\nTomovo \u010delo se nad Billovou domn\u011bnkou zmaten\u011b svra\u0161tilo, i kdy\u017e to vlastn\u011b jako domn\u011bnka nezn\u011blo. Bill zn\u011bl velmi sebejist\u011b, a tak Tom jen lehce pok\u00fdval hlavou. Co\u017e nebyl ani souhlas, ani nesouhlas.
\n\u201eJo, ehm\u2026\u201c zakoktal se Tom.
\n\u201eKa\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b mus\u00edm j\u00edt naj\u00edt Andyho. Ale n\u011bkdy bychom si mohli zase vyrazit,\u201c \u0159ekl Bill naprosto jist\u00fdm ne\u00fastupn\u00fdm hlasem. \u201eNap\u00ed\u0161u ti!\u201c A s t\u00edm Bill posko\u010dil, a\u017e se jeho rameno ot\u0159elo o Tomovo, zat\u00edmco jeho obli\u010dej z\u00e1\u0159il \u0161t\u011bst\u00edm.
\nTom st\u00e1l \u0161okovan\u011b na m\u00edst\u011b a v hlav\u011b m\u011bl jedin\u00e9 jm\u00e9no.
\n\u201eGeorg.\u201c<\/p>\n

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\u201eAhoj, lidi,\u201c \u0159ekl Tom, kdy\u017e se p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eil ke sv\u00fdm dv\u011bma nejlep\u0161\u00edm kamar\u00e1d\u016fm, kte\u0159\u00ed spolu st\u00e1li p\u0159ed \u0161kolou. Tom Gustava nevid\u011bl cel\u00fd den a s Georgem se od „incidentu“ u ob\u011bda rozhodl nepromluvit ani slovo. M\u00edsto toho se poflakoval s n\u011bkolika dal\u0161\u00edmi kamar\u00e1dy a tajn\u011b se sna\u017eil vymyslet n\u011bco, co by mohlo b\u00fdt vhodn\u00e1 forma odplaty.
\n\u201eWow, no nekecej, ty se mnou v\u00e1\u017en\u011b mluv\u00ed\u0161?\u201c U\u0161kl\u00edbl se Georg a uhnul, kdy\u017e se Tom nat\u00e1hl, aby ho pl\u00e1cl po z\u00e1tylku.
\n\u201ePro\u010d by nem\u011bl\u2026?\u201c Odv\u00e1\u017eil se Gustav zeptat s\u00a0mal\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem na rtech.
\n\u201eTen sr\u00e1\u010d m\u011b nechal s Billem, \u017ee?!\u201c U\u0161kl\u00edbl se Tom. \u201eBillem, kterej za\u010dal blekotat o tom, jak je r\u00e1d, \u017ee jsem se v\u010dera ve\u010der dob\u0159e bavil. Zaj\u00edmalo by m\u011b, jak na tohle p\u0159i\u0161el\u2026\u201c odml\u010del se Tom a up\u0159el pohled na Georga, kter\u00fd se zoufale sna\u017eil nekroutit se.
\n\u201eJo, kdo v\u00ed\u2026\u201c zamumlal Georg a z\u00edral na podlahu. Pod Tomov\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edsn\u00fdm pohledem si p\u0159ipadal, jako by m\u011b\u0159il pouh\u00fd centimetr.
\nTom na to nic ne\u0159ekl, jen se Georgovu zjevn\u00e9mu nepohodl\u00ed zasm\u00e1l a zalo\u017eil si ruce na hrudi.
\n\u201eA j\u00e1 te\u010f rad\u0161i p\u016fjdu,\u201c ozn\u00e1mil Gustav, str\u010dil ruku do kapsy a vyt\u00e1hl cinkaj\u00edc\u00ed kl\u00ed\u010de od auta. \u201eUvid\u00edme se pozd\u011bji, podiv\u00edni!\u201c
\nGustav se odp\u00edchl od stromu, o kter\u00fd se op\u00edral, a zam\u00ed\u0159il na parkovi\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n

\u201eTak\u017ee, Georgu,\u201c zamumlal Tom a p\u0159istoupil o n\u011bco bl\u00ed\u017e, \u010d\u00edm\u017e sv\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edtele p\u0159im\u011bl, aby se je\u0161t\u011b trochu v\u00edc p\u0159ikr\u010dil. \u201eBav\u00ed t\u011b Billovi odepisovat?\u201c
\nGeorg se m\u00e1lem zadusil a Tom ho prudce popl\u00e1cal po z\u00e1dech. \u201eEhm, ehm, jak o tom v\u00ed\u0161? Zlob\u00ed\u0161 se?\u201c
\nTom se od srdce zasm\u00e1l a znovu Georga ude\u0159il do zad. \u201eAle ne. V\u016fbec ne,\u201c zalhal a skryl \u00fa\u0161klebek, kter\u00fd mu m\u00e1lem unikl. Bylo na \u010dase uv\u00e9st sv\u016fj pl\u00e1n do praxe. \u201eVlastn\u011b mi to v\u016fbec nevad\u00ed.\u201c
\nGeorgovy o\u010di se roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159ily. \u201eTob\u011b to nevad\u00ed? V\u00e1\u017en\u011b?\u201c
\n\u201eV\u00e1\u017en\u011b. Ale v\u00ed\u0161, co mi trochu vad\u00ed?\u201c
\n\u201eCo?\u201c Zeptal se Georg unaven\u011b a nen\u00e1padn\u011b vytvo\u0159il mezi sebou a Tomem prostor.
\n\u201eV\u0161iml sis, jak bl\u00edzko byl Gustav p\u0159edt\u00edm u tebe? Je tu n\u011bco, co jsi mi ne\u0159ekl?\u201c Pokra\u010doval Tom. Jeho tv\u00e1\u0159 ani hlas nevykazovaly \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 zav\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00ed, ale uvnit\u0159 se sm\u00e1l na cel\u00e9 kolo.
\nGeorg se za\u0161klebil. \u201eCo\u017ee?\u201c
\n\u201eUr\u010dit\u011b v\u00ed\u0161, o \u010dem mluv\u00edm, G. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b, mus\u00edm j\u00edt. Mus\u00edm dod\u011blat ten dom\u00e1c\u00ed \u00fakol. Zat\u00edm se m\u011bj!\u201c
\nTom zam\u00ed\u0159il rychle pry\u010d a ignoroval Georgovy zmaten\u00e9 protesty, kter\u00e9 za n\u00edm k\u0159i\u010del. Kdy\u017e dorazil k autu, kone\u010dn\u011b se za\u010dal sm\u00e1t, ani\u017e by se musel b\u00e1t, \u017ee prozrad\u00ed svou hru.
\nHr\u00e1t si s Georgem bude z\u00e1bava.<\/p>\n

autor: LittleMrsTom
\np\u0159eklad: Lauinka
\nbetaread: J. :o)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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autor: LittleMrsTom O textov\u00fdch zpr\u00e1v\u00e1ch a um\u011bn\u00ed klamat D\u0159\u00edmat hned v pond\u011bl\u00ed r\u00e1no ve voln\u00e9 hodin\u011b byl obecn\u011b \u0161patn\u00fd n\u00e1pad. D\u0159\u00edmat hned v pond\u011bl\u00ed r\u00e1no ve voln\u00e9 hodin\u011b, kterou m\u011bl vyu\u017e\u00edt, aby dohnal nedopsan\u00e9 dom\u00e1c\u00ed \u00fakoly, kter\u00e9 nestihl kv\u016fli p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00e9mu a drah\u00e9mu<\/p>\n

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