{"id":8690,"date":"2011-05-10T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=8668"},"modified":"2011-05-10T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T17:00:00","slug":"jsem-jako-ty-jsi-jako-ja-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2011\/05\/10\/jsem-jako-ty-jsi-jako-ja-27\/","title":{"rendered":"Jsem jako ty, jsi jako j\u00e1 27."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Bitter<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"534\" alt=\"\" class=\"center\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/62138fb486_75637406_o2.png\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Notak&#8230; nebu\u010f nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed&#8230; Um\u00ed\u0161 to&#8230;&#8220; \u0160eptl Andreas Billovi a ten jen nerv\u00f3zn\u011b p\u0159id\u011bl\u00e1val odlepuj\u00edc\u00ed se c\u00edp n\u00e1lepky s \u010d\u00edslem na triko. M\u011bl ho na sob\u011b u\u017e bezm\u00e1la dv\u011b hodiny a z toho p\u016fl si s n\u00edm hr\u00e1l, a te\u010f se sna\u017eil nalepit ho zase zp\u011bt, kam pat\u0159ilo.<\/div>\n<div>Andreas se jen k\u00e1rav\u011b  usm\u00e1l a dal mu ruce do kl\u00edna, aby nechal n\u00e1lepku kone\u010dn\u011b na pokoji.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nev\u00edm, co kdy\u017e vypadnu z rytmu&#8230;&#8220; Broukl a rozhl\u00e9dl se kolem. Najednou byl z tolika lid\u00ed kolem nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Je to tvoje p\u00edsni\u010dka, oni nev\u00ed, jak m\u00e1 b\u00fdt&#8230;&#8220; Pousm\u00e1l se a Bill k\u00fdvl hlavou. Dal\u0161\u00ed defekt, v\u00e1hal, jestli ud\u011blal dob\u0159e, \u017ee vybral p\u00edsni\u010dku, kterou nikdo jin\u00fd a\u017e na n\u011bj zn\u00e1t nebude. Co kdy\u017e budou cht\u00edt, aby zazp\u00edval n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho? P\u016fjde se zast\u0159elit.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Byl hrozn\u011b nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed. V\u0161ude kolem bylo hrozn\u011b moc lid\u00ed, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed zp\u00edvali ot\u0159esn\u011b, ale v\u011bt\u0161inu, co Bill sly\u0161el, byli perfektn\u00ed. M\u011bli sv\u00e9 p\u00edsn\u011b zvl\u00e1dnut\u00e9 a on tam naklu\u0161e a jen tak na n\u011b vybafne n\u011bco \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9ho&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tolik se b\u00e1l, \u017ee se tam ztrapn\u00ed. \u017de ve fin\u00e1le ani nezazp\u00edv\u00e1 a oni to uk\u00e1\u017eou v televizi, a ka\u017ed\u00fd se mu bude sm\u00e1t&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Tomu, jak tam st\u00e1l a jen koukal, a nakonec utekl.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Notak, zp\u00edvej, hm&#8230; v\u0161ichni zp\u00edvaj a zkou\u0161ej&#8230; zp\u00edvej&#8230; bude\u0161 m\u00ed\u0148 nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed. Jako p\u0159i \u0161koln\u00edm vystoupen\u00ed, taky jsi byl nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed a jak jsi zp\u00edval, bylo to fajn a byl jsi \u00fa\u017easnej.&#8220; Pob\u00eddl ho blon\u010f\u00e1k a pohladil po z\u00e1dech. Bill se jen prot\u00e1hl a zak\u0148u\u010del.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nechci tady zp\u00edvat p\u0159ed nima&#8230;&#8220; Broukl a zamrkal, jako kdyby n\u011bco cht\u011bl.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak d\u011blej, \u017ee tu nejsou&#8230;. Jak to d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161, kdy\u017e se do tebe kluci strefujou? Zav\u0159e\u0161 o\u010di, a zp\u00edv\u00e1\u0161&#8230; p\u0159itom si dr\u017e\u00ed\u0161 u\u0161i a stihne\u0161 u toho i dr\u017ekovat.&#8220; Usm\u00e1l se a Bill k\u00fdvl.<\/div>\n<div>Tom se mu sm\u00e1l, \u017ee je s t\u00edm jak malej, ale v\u017edycky kdy\u017e se s klukama po\u0161\u0165uchovali, a on u\u017e nev\u011bd\u011bl co, za\u010dal chodit po zku\u0161ebn\u011b se zacpan\u00fdma u\u0161ima a hlasit\u011b zp\u00edval.<\/div>\n<div>Posledn\u00ed dobou to za\u010dal praktikovat i doma, kdy\u017e m\u011bl m\u00fdt n\u00e1dob\u00ed.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ano, ale to jsou G\u00e9\u010dka&#8230; tohle nejsou G\u00e9\u010dka&#8230; Nem\u016f\u017eu tady chodit sem tam, proto\u017ee bych do n\u011bkoho vrazil a nechci se ztrapnit je\u0161t\u011b d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e tam p\u016fjdu&#8230; Ztrapn\u00edm se a nevyberou m\u011b&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Myslel jsem, \u017ee nechce\u0161, aby t\u011b vybrali&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00e1 nev\u00edm&#8230; jsem vadnej&#8230;&#8220; Zaf\u0148ukal Bill a zav\u0159el o\u010di.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Dob\u0159e&#8230; budu zp\u00edvat&#8230;&#8220; Nadechl se a Andreas se usm\u00e1l.<\/div>\n<div>Bill ti\u0161e za\u010dal a postupn\u011b  p\u0159id\u00e1val na hlasitosti, ani\u017e by si to uv\u011bdomoval. Postupn\u011b na sebe p\u0159ipoutal v\u00edc a v\u00edc pozornosti.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Andreas miloval tu p\u00edsni\u010dku. Byla jeho&#8230; Bill ji napsal pro n\u011bj a on se musel v\u017edycky culit, kdy\u017e ji Bill zp\u00edval a byl py\u0161n\u00fd za to, \u017ee ji Bill vybral&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Ani na vte\u0159inu si nemyslel, \u017ee by se s n\u00ed ztrapnil. Byla to kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 balada&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Komm und hilf mir fleeeeegeeen&#8230;&#8220; Zazp\u00edval Bill a otev\u0159el o\u010di. Okam\u017eit\u011b se zarazil a zamrkal. Koukalo na n\u011bj dost lid\u00ed, a kdy\u017e p\u0159estal, v\u011bt\u0161ina se oto\u010dila zp\u011bt, ale jeden se na n\u011bj d\u00edval po\u0159\u00e1d&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Andreas jen nech\u00e1pav\u011b  nakr\u010dil obo\u010d\u00ed a zad\u00edval se sm\u011brem, co se d\u00edval Bill&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tome, uklidni se&#8230; vsad\u00edm se, \u017ee Bill te\u010f sed\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u011b a Andreas z n\u011bj \u0161\u00edl\u00ed stejn\u011b jako j\u00e1 z tebe.&#8220; Zasm\u00e1la se Fren a dala p\u0159ed n\u011bj tal\u00ed\u0159 s ob\u011bdem.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Bill bydlel na intru a on u Georga, posledn\u00ed t\u00fdden u Georga a Fren, co\u017e bylo i jedno velk\u00e9 plus, alespo\u0148 jedl j\u00eddla z tal\u00ed\u0159e a ne z krabice.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jen\u017ee tebe Bill nezabije, a\u017e se vr\u00e1t\u00ed.&#8220; U\u0161kl\u00edbl se a Fren si sedla naproti.<\/div>\n<div>Georg byl je\u0161t\u011b v pr\u00e1ci a ona m\u011bla ve \u0161kole volno.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nebude to snad tak zl\u00fd, ne? V\u010dera jsem uklidila, mladej, tak ne, \u017ee tady ud\u011bl\u00e1te bordel&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To mysl\u00ed\u0161 to, jak jsi se\u0159adila ko\u0159enky podle abecedy a j\u00e1 si kv\u016fli tomu osolil r\u00e1no kafe?&#8220; U\u0161kl\u00edbl se a Fren po n\u011bm hodila pap\u00edrkem od bonbonu.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Kdy\u017e va\u0159\u00edm j\u00e1, mus\u00ed to bej se\u0159azen\u00fd, tak jak to pot\u0159ebuju j\u00e1&#8230;&#8220; Usm\u00e1la se a Tom jen proto\u010dil o\u010di.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Hele, j\u00e1 mam matku a ot\u010d\u00edma v Loitche, nepot\u0159ebuju, abys m\u011b komandovala je\u0161t\u011b ty a Georg&#8230;&#8220; Vypl\u00e1zl na ni jazyk a d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e stihl j\u00eddlo ochutnat, rozezn\u011blo se bytem zb\u011bsil\u00e9 zvon\u011bn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bill?&#8220; Podivila se Fren. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd jin\u00fd norm\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk by takhle nezvonil.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To je hloupost, v\u017edy\u0165 p\u0159ece je\u0161t\u011b nemohl konkurz skon\u010dit&#8230; On to vzdal&#8230;&#8220; Zakroutil Tom hlavou a \u0161el otev\u0159\u00edt.<\/div>\n<div>\u010cekal Billa zkrou\u0161en\u00e9ho nebo nerv\u00f3zn\u00edho z toho, \u017ee utekl z konkurzu, ale ne\u010dekal, \u017ee se mu hned po otev\u0159en\u00ed Bill vrhne kolem krku a vysko\u010d\u00ed na n\u011bj.<\/div>\n<div>Jen tak tak ho stihl chytit pod zadkem, aby mu nespadl, a trochu zacouval.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tome, neuv\u011b\u0159\u00ed\u0161, co se stalo! To je tak \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd!&#8220; Zapi\u0161t\u011bl a tleskal jak d\u00edt\u011b, zat\u00edmco Andreas se tajemn\u011b usm\u00edval.<\/div>\n<div>Jist\u011b, taky m\u011bl radost, ale nem\u011bl pot\u0159ebu pi\u0161t\u011bt a tleskat jako jeho drah\u00e1 polovi\u010dka.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Tom se jen u\u0161kl\u00edbl a odnesl Billa do kuchyn\u011b.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ahoj, Fren!&#8220; Zapi\u0161t\u011bl Bill a zam\u00e1val j\u00ed, zat\u00edmco Tom se ho sna\u017eil set\u0159\u00e1st do k\u0159esla. Po chvilce se sm\u00ed\u0159il s t\u00edm, \u017ee se Bill nepust\u00ed a padl do k\u0159esla s n\u00edm na kl\u00edn\u011b.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak \u0159ekne\u0161, co je tak \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd, nebo bude\u0161 pi\u0161t\u011bt?&#8220; Za\u00fap\u011bl Tom a Bill zamrkal na Andrease.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty mluv a j\u00e1 budu tleskat.&#8220; Vyhrkl a Andreas si stoupl tak, aby ho dob\u0159e sly\u0161ela i Fren i Tom p\u0159es Billovo pi\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No, byli jsme na tom konkurzu a Bill si na zkou\u0161ku zp\u00edval&#8230; no a vid\u011bl n\u00e1s tam jeden t\u00fdpek, a pak jsme se bavili&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Vzal n\u00e1s na kafe!&#8220; Vyhrkl Bill a zatleskal.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Aha, kofein, to leccos vysv\u011btluje.&#8220; U\u0161kl\u00edbla se Fren a Bill na ni jen nech\u00e1pav\u011b zamrkal.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Co?&#8220; Vykulil o\u010di a Fren rad\u0161i jen m\u00e1vla rukou&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No a ten chlap n\u00e1s pozval do takov\u00fd jist\u00fd budovy&#8230; teda ne jako m\u011b a Billa, ale m\u011b, Billa, Toma, Gustava a Georga&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;C- co? Kam pozval! Je\u017ei\u0161, lidi, hrabe v\u00e1m! Co je za\u010d?!&#8220; Vyjekl Tom a Bill zatleskal.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;P\u016fjdeme tam v pond\u011bl\u00ed m\u00edsto \u0161koly&#8230; omluv\u00ed n\u00e1m to!&#8220; Potvrdil Bill a Andreas ho mlasknut\u00edm uml\u010del.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Abyste to pochopili, ten t\u00fdpek se jmenuje Jost, je to producent a pozval n\u00e1s do nahr\u00e1vac\u00edho studia&#8230; sly\u0161el Billa zp\u00edvat, a j\u00e1 mu pak na mobilu pou\u0161t\u011bl na\u0161e p\u00edsni\u010dky a jemu se to l\u00edbilo.&#8220; Dopov\u011bd\u011bl blon\u010f\u00e1k a Bill zu\u0159iv\u011b zatleskal.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Chce s n\u00e1ma vydat c\u00e9d\u00e9\u010dko!&#8220; Vyjekl a Tom i s Billem byl r\u00e1zem na nohou a radost\u00ed ho vyhazoval do vzduchu, zat\u00edmco Fren jen konsternovan\u011b st\u00e1la na m\u00edst\u011b a st\u00e1le se vzpamatov\u00e1vala ze \u0161oku&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Bitter<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Bitter &#8222;Notak&#8230; nebu\u010f nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed&#8230; Um\u00ed\u0161 to&#8230;&#8220; \u0160eptl Andreas Billovi a ten jen nerv\u00f3zn\u011b p\u0159id\u011bl\u00e1val odlepuj\u00edc\u00ed se c\u00edp n\u00e1lepky s \u010d\u00edslem na triko. 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